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A Ruby script to stroke your ego! Or not!
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ego_stroker.rb
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# encoding: utf-8
ego_level = ARGV[0].to_i
if ego_level == 0
puts "You're pretty average."
else
puts "You are s#{'o' * ego_level.abs} #{ego_level < 0 ? 'un' : ''}cool!!!"
end
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$ ruby ego_stroker.rb 20
You are soooooooooooooooooooo cool!!!
$ ruby ego_stroker.rb 0
You're pretty average.
$ ruby ego_stroker.rb -20
You are soooooooooooooooooooo uncool!!!

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TrevorS commented Sep 18, 2014 

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