k-means (20 on the first 10 000 tweets of the preprocessed dataset)

Cluster 0 words:
 shaver
 MENTION
 Just
 Electric
 shaved


Cluster 0 tweets:
_body
Whether I know where my lip balm is has always been a pretty solid evaluation of my mental state. I HAVE THEM ALL. TAKE THAT MENTAL ILLNESS
[MENTION]  I was holding a shaver thing, and I like went to scratch my eyebrow and it brushed up against my eyebrows and shaved them 
considering sticking my hand into the ice shaver blades so i can have a day off 
Love Panasonic : Panasonic Mens 3-Blade Wet/Dry Electric Shaver and Trimmer : Ordered this for my hubby and he loves it. He had a Panasonic
I fee like someone stuffed my sinuses full of cotton while I was sleeping, and is now somewhere giggling while I attempt to clear them
My shaver has broke. Brilliant. 4 days from now I will be looking like Chewbacca 
i broke my shaver this sucks
Trying to find my plug for my shaver for my bread. #menproblems
Going through my tweets circa 2012. #EMILYCLUB vs [MENTION] was a battle for the ages


Cluster 1 words:
 make
 MENTION
 shaver
 day
 ice


Cluster 1 tweets:
[MENTION] snapchats literally make my day 
My brother is making fun of my because the luffa, toothbrush, floss, and shaver I bought all match #ocdprobs 
packed my make up brushes in with sams electric shaver, started blending my foundation to realise I had pubes all over my face :) :)
Go look at my sc story to make your day
Just trying to make my next move my best move.
I'm shaving my head with a electric razor to make if grow stronger. i think the magnetic induction of the shaver helps.
[MENTION] but it isn't my job to make important field goals though, that should be pretty easy at 30 yards, and indoors for NFL kickers
It makes me uncomfortable thinking about my professors reaction when he reads my short answer responses  so embarrassing
Takealot Please make my home a #happyplace [URL]
Should make a tissue paper shaver FOR MY SWEAT MOUSTACHE


Cluster 2 words:
 half
 shaved
 dies
 face
 way


Cluster 2 tweets:
The annoyance of your electric shaver running out half way through doing my beard is real
My shaver has ran out of battery and I look like some Bollywood villain
i got halfway through shaving and my shaver died and i cba now so i'll have to do it in the morning but I know I'll forget
Shaving my beard and half way through the shaver runs out of charge...well this is awkward
I hope my day is better than my shaver... half charged and half a shave.
my shaver decided to die in the middle of my shaving rip me
My electric shaver is out of battery and I lost the charger. Is this God's way of telling me I should do No Shave November this year?
Batteries run out on my shaver. Left the house with half a beard.splendid
Electric shaver has just ran out halfway through my tash. I now have half a bum fluff lip
So I'm having a shave, and my shaver decides to die half way leaving me with a goaty 


Cluster 3 words:
 MENTION
 shaver
 URL
 thanks
 followed


Cluster 3 tweets:
[MENTION] [MENTION] [MENTION] u guys r my favssss
[MENTION] oh my lawd [URL]
if [MENTION] or [MENTION] takes another screenshot of my snapchats I'm killing them
[MENTION] [MENTION] lol, Me and the Venus my shaver was not going through it today!!! I cheated!!
me n my bestiezz!!!!!!!!  [MENTION] [MENTION] [URL]
[MENTION] [MENTION] GET OUT OF MY HEAD WJDKCKAKSLFOSIQJS [URL]
[MENTION] falsetto. got a caution from my co-worker.
[MENTION] welcome to my lyf.
[MENTION] why do you think I made it my pic
[MENTION] [MENTION] BLAME MY ELECTRIC SHAVER


Cluster 4 words:
 best
 friend
 birthday
 MENTION
 Happy


Cluster 4 tweets:
[MENTION] My friend, [MENTION] writes great lyrics & Billy Joe Shaver is quoted as saying his band was one of the best he ever saw.
Happy Birthday to my best friend since middle school  you've been by my side through everything  I love you gf [URL]
The Best Rated Electric Shaver Reviews Online – Pick My Shaver [URL]
4 months with my best friend 
[MENTION] that is it my friend, that it is.
[MENTION] what can I say you're a fucking sheep shaver/stripper/my best friend/ my wife. luv u 
Happy Birthday to my good friend [MENTION]  Love ya and hope ur day is fantastic! (Here's some throwbacks) [URL]
Braun Series 9 Review - Latest Electric Shaver 2015 | My Best Shaver-Braun Ser [URL]
can someone be my friend other than when it benefits them
Happy Birthday Christian Lane Shaver! So happy I got to spend 90% of my… [URL]


Cluster 5 words:
 bad
 shaver
 hurts
 MENTION
 n't


Cluster 5 tweets:
I guess you can tell my brother knows I'm a bad shaver. Oops [URL]
Also the guy doing my feet had to bring out this like shaver to shave the calluses off my feet because they are so bad. #dancerfeet
Trimmed my beard for the first time in a month and it was so bad my shaver sounded like it was switching gears
I'm determined to get rid of all my bad luck before [MENTION]   Guess which clowns shaver broke mid shave?  [URL]
Saw some guy shaving his face with an electric shaver in his car today. I thought putting my makeup on in the car was bad #Atlantatraffic
My shaver just ran out of power. Bad Times :-( .
i just shaved my leg by full out dragging the shaver on dry skin and it burns.  It burns so bad
I hope whoever took my wahl straight shaver gets bad karma  that shit isn't cheap
Still can't believe I had [MENTION] blocked  my bad  #oops #stillloveme?
[MENTION] my shaver fell of the side of the bath into my hair and shaved some off I think that's pretty bad too :( [URL]


Cluster 6 words:
 'm
 shaver
 MENTION
 gon
 na


Cluster 6 tweets:
Tuck my napkin in my shirt cuz I'm just mobbin like that
I shaved my legs with one of those battery face shaver things for like your moustace I'm that lazy
This could almost be my theme song. LOL #NowPlaying on [MENTION] : I'm listening to Fit To Killl And Going Out In Style by Billy Joe Shaver
Having to announce to my flat mates I'm shaving my legs because I have a noisy shaver that [MENTION] believes sounds like a vibrator 
Shaving Supplies (traditional): I'm a DE razor shaver.  I've always had to order my supplies online (sha... [URL] #somd
[MENTION]  oh I love my dollar shave club, But I'm not an everyday shaver. Only shave twice a week, so my skin may be sensitive.
OK, I give up, I'm feeding my kid popsicles and loose salami slices for dinner.
It's literally 10000 degrees at work, I got bit by mosquitos and I'm hungry so I think I'll just put my head in the ice block shaver now
I'm not ashamed of my body
Finally shaving my face after weeks and my shaver cuts out before I do my tash and my charger is at home, now I'm stuck with a pornstar tash


Cluster 7 words:
 hair
 shaver
 cut
 facial
 shaved


Cluster 7 tweets:
Just found a brown hair on my sweater. Have I never washed this sweater?
I got out my electric hair shaver and set it up buzzing in my hand. I stared at it for a bit wondering why I did this. Was I going to shave?
Getting my hair cut (@ Shaver's Stylists in Sheboygan, WI) [URL]
I need a shaver than hunts down the armpit hairs that my regular shavers always miss.
10K on my Versace nut hair shaver
Never leave me home alone with an electric hair shaver... That's how my head gets shaved... Oops.
I love using an electric shaver. it's like operating a combine on my own personal hair farm.
so i cut my hair and left the shaver on the side and my fOUR YEAR OLD BROTHER PICKED IT UP AND SHAVED HIS HAIR
Underarm waxing.... my client was a shaver so what were doing here is removing the ingrown hairs that… [URL]
As soon as the shaver touched my face, I immediately regretted shaving. I hate how I look with no facial hair.


Cluster 8 words:
 beard
 shaver
 shaved
 trim
 grow


Cluster 8 tweets:
Typical... Start to trim my beard shaver dies on me
I got followed by an electric shaver.  I'll be in the bathroom interrogating my beard trimmer if anyone needs me.
Counting down the days till my dad sends my shaver to Groningen so i can remove my increasingly ginger beard
I've lost my shaver. I now have a bearded neck.
Not sounding big headed but my beard was that good it broke my shaver  now my beard is fucked got some shit stubble... look about 12 
speak later just off out to buy a beard shaver for my back! Great to chat, and remember, we REAL people are fcuking Great Britain!
I've just clean shaved a quarter of my neck beard off and my shaver has died and I've forgotten my charger at home
Awkward moment when my shaver runs out of battery. Beard will be patchy as fuck today!
[MENTION] i grew a beard this year purely because i couldn't find the charger for my shaver. Never again. [URL]
Eventually I'm going to bite the bullet and buy an electric shaver so I can competently trim my beard.


Cluster 9 words:
 n't
 ca
 shaver
 MENTION
 shaved


Cluster 9 tweets:
I decided I didn't want my feet to look like this so I bought this callus remover [URL]
Told Darian I was gonna buy an electric shaver since I can't reach to shave anymore. This fool hits me with the 'just use my Clippers' 
[MENTION] Alonso: Eric, somebody stole my shaver. Eric: I don't know, even I haven't shaved for weeks.
I've just took a chunk out of my ankle with a shaver and it won't stop bleeding.... I may be dying
Reeeeeeeeally hoping my electric shaver isn't bust. Can't afford to replace it and using manuals is mangling my face & I daren't go outside
If you don't have an ugly contact picture in my phone we probably aren't friends
Been looking for the charger to my shaver to take this beard off and can't find it anywhere !!!
think Im going senile just spent 2 mins wondering why the house phone won't go back in its charger, then realised it was my shaver charger
My shaver hasn't seen my face in about a week and now two younger acquaintances already calling me 'Sir'.   This is not good.
[MENTION] I can't stop shaving due to my eczema, but shaving makes it flare up, too. So hopefully this shaver will solve that catch-22!


Cluster 10 words:
 New
 shaver
 URL
 MENTION
 Electric


Cluster 10 tweets:
Got my first shaving cut today. My new electrical shaver got stuck in my scar on my chin.  RIP chin. ,_,
Bought new blades for my electric shaver. I'm ready to get some now. 
$200 shaver, barely used, quit! Support says buy new handle. Now 3rd Sonicare broke. [MENTION] may be off my list [URL]
G-eazy's new album comes out 1 day before my birthday......and I aM HYPE
Super pumped about getting my new phone tomorrow, but I've put so much into my game of Adventure Capitalist.
Haha, Panasonic wants to charge me more to fix my 16-month-old shaver than it costs to buy the same model brand new. Bye-bye, [MENTION]
Damn my electric shaver is dull and the new one I want is 180
[MENTION] NEW RULE: I'm buying Gil an electric shaver for home, office, bike, bus, and my own home
Powerful by major lazer and ft. Ellie Goulding.... Wow. My new fav song. 
Scream Queens is my new fave


Cluster 11 words:
 discount
 FREE
 Read
 Review
 Trying


Cluster 11 tweets:
Read my review of BIC[:registered] Soleil[:registered] Glow[:registered]: [URL] I tried it free (or with a discount).
Read my review of Braun Series 9095: [URL] I tried it free (or with a discount).
Read my review of Braun Series 9095: [URL] I tried it free (or with a discount).
Read my review of Braun Series 9095: [URL] I tried it free (or with a discount).
Read my review of Braun Series 9095: [URL] I tried it free (or with a discount).
Read my review of Braun Series 9090: [URL] I tried it free (or with a discount).
Read my review of BIC[:registered] Soleil[:registered] Glow[:registered]: [URL] I tried it free (or with a discount).
Read my review of Braun Series 9090: [URL] I tried it free (or with a discount).
Read my review of BIC[:registered] Soleil[:registered] Glow[:registered]: [URL] I tried it free (or with a discount).
Read my review of Braun Series 9095: [URL] I tried it free (or with a discount).


Cluster 12 words:
 time
 shaver
 shaved
 MENTION
 Using


Cluster 12 tweets:
Well its that time where my legs go into hibernation! They might see a shaver at Christmas & New Years Eve but other then that Spring it is
The struggle of not wanting to move from my bed, but at the same time wanting a sundae...
Finally picked up my camera for the first time in a couple months to do a project for my stepmom. Feels good! [URL]
Seriously having trouble getting over my first chapter woes (first vlog woes?) this time.
It's a good thing my cats don't know what I'm saying because I threaten to fight them at least 14 times a day
The first time I discovered a shaver, I tried to shave my legs and it started bleeding I was 4
My first time Co-Hosting with James Shaver.  Listen in and let us know what you think. [URL]
[MENTION] hahahaha omg no wonder every time I would shower I'm like who's is that? I wonder if my mom bought a new shaver w her coupons
my phone always has some type of touch issue all the time , it pisses me off 
[MENTION] my shaver needs time to charge ok 


Cluster 13 words:
 Zeny
 Cone
 Snow
 ice
 URL


Cluster 13 tweets:
Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored [URL] [URL]
Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored [URL] [URL]
Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored [URL] [URL]
Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored [URL] [URL]
Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored [URL] [URL]
Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored [URL] [URL]
Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored [URL] [URL]
Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored [URL] [URL]
Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored [URL] [URL]
Zeny Ice Shaver/Electric Snow Cone Maker #Giveaway! ends 10/7 [URL] [MENTION] [URL]


Cluster 14 words:
 life
 MENTION
 shaver
 URL
 changed


Cluster 14 tweets:
Enrique englasias saved my #life
Just showed my dad a picture of [MENTION] and now we're both drooling. I probably just changed his life #datsbae #NBK
I need that [MENTION] gold shaver in my life #Struggles
Re-Watching the Season 2 finale of Rick and Morty. The hole this show's hiatus left in my life is fucking gaping
When in my life am I going to have to define a note-shaver\?\""
my life is a pile of malarky
My shaver appears to be broken. I have charged it for two days now and it has no life in it.
[MENTION] omg my life. That's the excitement of my day, every day
My life is empty and meaningless without [MENTION]
My life is a downwards spiral! I only have one contact in!\ -@olivia_shaver 2k15\""


Cluster 15 words:
 wish
 shaver
 personal
 legs
 n't


Cluster 15 tweets:
I wish I had a personal shaver. Like someone who would just shave my legs, arms & what not while I'm just kicked back relaxing 
Wishing my wonderful, caring and supportive husband a happy 44th birthday!  Since he is currently not on... [URL]
Wishing my Beautiful Sis & Nieces a Fantastic & Safe trip, LeeAnn Lee Ann Julian Shaver, Kayla Reinicke, Shayla Brown :) :) <3 <3 <3 !!!
Wish I found my charger for my shaver
Sometime I wish I was Joseph Gordon Levitt in 50/50, just take a shaver and shave my head, but I'm not JGL and I don't own a shaver, Shame 
Damn wish I had millions to make my body look however I want.... Wait no I don't bc I love and wanna rock the body I was born with
Excited for school to start but wish it wasn't on my birthday #happybirthday
Kendall hating I wish I could plug my electric shaver  Rori prolly got a salon cape in the whip 
<3 Wishing a very Happy Birthday to my Special Aunt Amy Shaver who bosses around everyone at the Humane Society... [URL]
Wish I could say my legs are hairy bc I'm a feminist. But really I used my shaver to cut a guy on the subway.


Cluster 16 words:
 cut
 legs
 shaver
 shaved
 Just


Cluster 16 tweets:
Hoco tomorrow and I have nasty bruises on my legs 
Hahaha idk how i handled the shaver.... But i ended up cutting my thumb
I just love accidentally cutting myself with my eyebrow shaver [MENTION]
Boys, no more excuses I don't wanna cut my balls.\ Laser shaver SKARP [URL]"
I cut my thumb opening my shaver thingy and I just realized how important u need 2 thumbs to do things
I put a magnet in my shaver
Lol cut my leg with the shaver and got soap in my eyes
brian:*feels my legs* dang you have soft legs if i shaved mine they would be like that?  dawson: if you use the right woman leg hair shaver
Boys, no more excuses I don't wanna cut my balls.\ Laser shaver SKARP [URL] Jeremy Affeldt\""
I accidentally cut my thumb nail with a shaver


Cluster 17 words:
 Using
 shaver
 Electric
 shaved
 MENTION


Cluster 17 tweets:
Using my dads shaver on my legs was an amazing decision 
Accidentally used the wrong grade on my shaver, sad scenes
[MENTION] My wife uses one of these [URL] She says it works for her.
I was doing air guitar, mom was air drumming and dad was using his shaver as a microphone my god
[MENTION] [MENTION] shaver.i use hair conditioner substitute shave cream coz conditioner coz it makw my skin smooth,looks glossy & cheap
[MENTION] never used a shaver on anywhere other than my face but I'm imagining the contortions involved in shaving your own back
[MENTION] she tried to use my shaver cb hahahaahah
[MENTION] #ScorewithPS My Tip to save energy is to use human power not battery power. no electric shaver or electric toothbrush
Smh broke my dang [MENTION] electric shaver smh... Guess I'll use this powder stuff
[MENTION] my brother uses this to shave his back. Works great! [URL]


Cluster 18 words:
 's
 shaver
 MENTION
 URL
 like


Cluster 18 tweets:
Hi [MENTION] I've lost my shaver's charger please help me I can not survive without it #SOSBarbeadorDoGustavo
Forgot my shaver at Madison's fml
Just graduated from a razor and Mom's support to an Electric Shaver and on my own The noise on the shaver scared... [URL]
There's a squirrel in our attic so my dad just went up there with a pair of binoculars & said he was going hunting & he'll be back tonight
Mehh, my love is gonna be up in shaver all day with his buddies. I should've took the invite but i got Luna. It's all good 
I JUST PUT TOOTHPASTE ON MY SHAVER AND I DIDN'T REALIZE IT'S A SHAVER UNTIL IT WAS IN FRONT OF MY MOUTH
Today's Friday, got my refund check and I see Donovan, wow today's a great day! 
I wanted to shave this morning and my shaver's head broke off and the whole thing just fell apart so clearly it wasn't meant to happen
My dog probably thinks he's so irrelevant but little does he know he's my password for everything
Finally found my electric shaver. It's been mia for 2 weeks.


Cluster 19 words:
 URL
 shaver
 MENTION
 Lake
 Love


Cluster 19 tweets:
Carri Bell, Michelle Mras, Pamela Shaver Durst, my daughter, Tabitha Lynn and I will be driving from Denver to... [URL]
Philips Norelco Shaver 9700 + #FaTHURSday Sweepstakes! [URL]
Just got my winter woolies out & have been happily shaving bobbles with this gadget [URL] [URL]
really missin summer and my 2nd home @ Shaver Lake, California [URL]
Just got my winter woolies out & have been happily shaving bobbles with this gadget [URL] [URL]
HAHAHAHAHHA THE SHAVER FELL ON MY FACE\  [URL]"
Philips Norelco Shaver 9700 + #FaTHURSday Sweepstakes! [URL]
Peter... Has someone been seen my electric shaver....I left it on my bedside table when I fell asleep\ Phil..\"erm\" [URL]"
My shaver almost fell in the toilet.  Which would’ve made it hard (but not impossible!) to complete my [MENTION] goal. [URL]
When I Get My Wings/Gypsy Boy by Billy Joe Shaver (CD, Apr-2013, Raven Records) [URL] [URL]