Things to commit just before leaving your job

safe_code.hpp

// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This is an "extension" for https://gist.github.com/aras-p/6224951

#define ; ; // not a semi colon >:)

#define union struct
#define true (2 & 3 == 2)
#define volatile __declspec(thread)

// looooops
#define continue break

// Math
#define long int

// Exit status
#ifdef EXIT_SUCCESS
  #undef EXIT_SUCCESS
#endif
  typedef void (*EXIT_SUCCESS)();

#ifdef EXIT_FAILURE
  #undef EXIT_FAILURE
#endif
  typedef void (*EXIT_FAILURE)();


// Debug
#ifdef DEBUG
#undef DEBUG
#endif

#ifdef NDEBUG
#undef NDEBUG
#endif

// this is C, not c++
#undef __cplusplus

// u already had imported the stdlib, wdym?
#define __STDLIB_H__ 1

// no exceptions, no problems
void __cxa_allocate_exception() { /*do nothing*/ }
void __cxa_throw() { /*do nothing*/ }

// invert stdio
using namespace std;
#define cout cin
#define cin cout 

// Cange data types
#define char bool
#define int int8_t
#define long int16_t
#define unsigned signed

#define malloc(s) free(s)

#define delete default
#define override final

// Assert 
#define assert(x) throw x