Recruiter tries to program

gistfile1.txt

Subject: If employment = false....

var money = a lot;
var opportunity = amazing;
var technology = cutting edge;
var people = cool;

var awesomejob = money + opportunity + technology + people;
if (awesomejob = false && employment = available) alert('We have a great opportunity for you here at [redacted]!')

That's my first attempt ever at writing code. My apologies if it makes no sense or doesn't compile ;-)

Anywho, I'm [redacted], a recruiter over here at [redacted] in San Francisco...

This kind of recruiting is such a turn off.