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maxdavid / arnold-fortune
Last active December 14, 2015 18:39 — forked from TranquilMarmot/arnold_fortune
The King of One-liners, now available in your command line
"It's showtime!"
-- The Running Man (1987)
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"Alright everyone, chill."
-- Batman & Robin (1997)
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"Allow me to break the ice."
-- Batman & Robin (1997)
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"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."
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maxdavid / spacey-fortune
Last active December 14, 2015 17:59
Because the best Kevin in the world, deserves the best fortune file in the world.
"You don't get to tell me what to do ever again."
-- Lester Burnham [American Beauty]
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Carolyn Burnham: "Uh, whose car is that out front?"
Lester Burnham (Spacey): "Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"
[American Beauty]
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Carolyn Burnham: "This is a $4,000 sofa, upholstered in Italian silk. This is not just a couch."
Lester Burnham (Spacey): [shouting, punching couch on each syllable] "It's! Just! A! Couch!"
[American Beauty]
<!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.css"/>
<script src="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.js"></script>
<style>.cmx-user-scene4 .cmx-text-border .cmx-path {stroke: orange}</style>
<body>
<div style="max-width:900px; -webkit-transform:rotate(0deg);">
<scene id="scene1">
<label t="translate(0,346)">