Jordan is a smelly bum

.vimrc

set autoindent
set autoread
set backspace=eol,start,indent
set expandtab
set history=700
set nobackup
set nowb
set noswapfile
set ruler
set smartindent
set smarttab
set shiftwidth=2
syntax enable
set tabstop=4

if has("autocmd")
  filetype indent on
endif

" Map auto complete of (, ", ', [
vnoremap ( <esc>`>a)<esc>`<i(<esc>
vnoremap [ <esc>`>a]<esc>`<i[<esc>
vnoremap { <esc>`>a}<esc>`<i{<esc>
vnoremap $$ <esc>`>a"<esc>`<i"<esc>
vnoremap ' <esc>`>a'<esc>`<i'<esc>
vnoremap " <esc>`>a"<esc>`<i"<esc>"'}])

inoremap ~( ()<esc>i
inoremap ~[ []<esc>i
inoremap ~{ {}<esc>i
inoremap ~} {<esc>o}<esc>O
inoremap ~' ''<esc>i
inoremap ~" ""<esc>i
inoremap ~< <><esc>i

" Themes
" Favorites: desert, elflord, ron, slate, torte, zellner
colorscheme torte