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3 out of 4 computer science majors at the UW are male. But this is just a bug in the code that no one has solved yet.
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| public static void main (String[ ] args) { | |
| "Marissa Mayer is known for being one of the first female engineers at Google and her incredible fashion sense." | |
| “Well, there were only 2 other girls in the class but, the professor never forgot our names.” | |
| while ( female != male) { | |
| CSEBarbie Katie = new CSEBarbie(); | |
| System.out.println (“Hello World”); Hello dream job, hello opportunity, | |
| hello main method and strings and loops, hello sexism. | |
| 3 out of 4 computer science majors at the University of Washington are male. | |
| But this is just a bug in the code that no one has solved yet.* | |
| 1 in 4 CSE majors are women.** I want to be a CSE Major. Because I don’t follow patterns, I make them. | |
| System.out.println (“Anything you can do I can do better”); | |
| } | |
| Women are just as good at science and math as men. Women are just as good at science and math as men. | |
| But computer science isn’t even a science it’s just an art where you get health insurance. | |
| The first time I wrote a program it felt like a poem. It was like cleaning my room and finding everything I never knew I lost. | |
| When I code I am in control. It’s like dieting, except instead of counting calories, I’m counting lines of code. | |
| Instead of being an object, I make them. I write the rules, then break them. | |
| I decide what is true and false. It's predictable like a favorite book whose words never change, | |
| but are new every time. JGrasp is the closest I've ever come to Hogwarts. | |
| And everyone is welcome, Harry and Hermione, and non-white characters too. We can all make magic if we're taught to code. | |
| So take one intro to programming class. | |
| Because I know you’ve practiced fitting beautiful complexity into a smaller package. | |
| I know you’re used to rules like | |
| if (after dark) { throw new carryYourPepperSpray exception} | |
| && | |
| public static boolean Success { return hasPromDate; }. | |
| The easiest way to give up power is thinking you have none.*** | |
| So don’t quit before you start.**** | |
| Just think, instead of googling your name you’ll be naming the new Google. | |
| Instead of Facebooking at school, you'll be schooling at Facebook. | |
| CSEStudent you = new CSEStudent; | |
| System.out.println(“Hello world”); | |
| } | |
| * inspired by a quote on Sergey Brin's wikipedia page regarding his mutation of LRRK2[gene] as a bug in his personal code | |
| ** the 1:3 ratio of female to male students in the CSE major at the University of Washington is one of the highest among colleges in the U.S | |
| *** based on an Alice Walker quote | |
| **** “Don’t quit before you start.” Sharyl Sandberg |
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