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3 out of 4 computer science majors at the UW are male. But this is just a bug in the code that no one has solved yet.
public static void main (String[ ] args) {
"Marissa Mayer is known for being one of the first female engineers at Google and her incredible fashion sense."
“Well, there were only 2 other girls in the class but, the professor never forgot our names.”
while ( female != male) {
CSEBarbie Katie = new CSEBarbie();
System.out.println (“Hello World”); Hello dream job, hello opportunity,
hello main method and strings and loops, hello sexism.
3 out of 4 computer science majors at the University of Washington are male.
But this is just a bug in the code that no one has solved yet.*
1 in 4 CSE majors are women.** I want to be a CSE Major. Because I don’t follow patterns, I make them.
System.out.println (“Anything you can do I can do better”);
}
Women are just as good at science and math as men. Women are just as good at science and math as men.
But computer science isn’t even a science it’s just an art where you get health insurance.
The first time I wrote a program it felt like a poem. It was like cleaning my room and finding everything I never knew I lost.
When I code I am in control. It’s like dieting, except instead of counting calories, I’m counting lines of code.
Instead of being an object, I make them. I write the rules, then break them.
I decide what is true and false. It's predictable like a favorite book whose words never change,
but are new every time. JGrasp is the closest I've ever come to Hogwarts.
And everyone is welcome, Harry and Hermione, and non-white characters too. We can all make magic if we're taught to code.
So take one intro to programming class.
Because I know you’ve practiced fitting beautiful complexity into a smaller package.
I know you’re used to rules like
if (after dark) { throw new carryYourPepperSpray exception}
&&
public static boolean Success { return hasPromDate; }.
The easiest way to give up power is thinking you have none.***
So don’t quit before you start.****
Just think, instead of googling your name you’ll be naming the new Google.
Instead of Facebooking at school, you'll be schooling at Facebook.
CSEStudent you = new CSEStudent;
System.out.println(“Hello world”);
}
* inspired by a quote on Sergey Brin's wikipedia page regarding his mutation of LRRK2[gene] as a bug in his personal code
** the 1:3 ratio of female to male students in the CSE major at the University of Washington is one of the highest among colleges in the U.S
*** based on an Alice Walker quote
**** “Don’t quit before you start.” Sharyl Sandberg
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