A 3x3 alignment grid for doing the meme

AlignmentGrid.tex

\documentclass[crop=true, border=10pt]{standalone}

 
\usepackage{xcolor}

\usepackage{tikz}
\usetikzlibrary{arrows.meta}


% Some colors I like. The first six are modified versions of colors from
% the Gnome Project "Tango" palette.
\definecolor{plum}{rgb}{0.36078, 0.20784, 0.4}
\definecolor{chameleon}{rgb}{0.30588, 0.60392, 0.023529}
\definecolor{cornflower}{rgb}{0.12549, 0.29020, 0.52941}
\definecolor{scarlet}{rgb}{0.8, 0, 0}
\definecolor{brick}{rgb}{0.64314, 0, 0}
\definecolor{sunrise}{rgb}{0.80784, 0.36078, 0}
\definecolor{lightblue}{rgb}{0.15,0.35,0.75}
\definecolor{carolina}{RGB}{153, 186, 221}

% Define colors used to fill different alignment boxes
\tikzstyle{ChaoticGood} = [fill=scarlet!10]
\tikzstyle{ChaoticNeutral} = [fill=scarlet!20]
\tikzstyle{ChaoticEvil} = [fill=scarlet!40]

\tikzstyle{NeutralGood} = [fill=plum!10]
\tikzstyle{TrueNeutral} = [fill=plum!20]
\tikzstyle{NeutralEvil} = [fill=plum!40]

\tikzstyle{LawfulGood} = [fill=cornflower!10]
\tikzstyle{LawfulNeutral} = [fill=cornflower!20]
\tikzstyle{LawfulEvil} = [fill=cornflower!40]

% Set the minimum size of each box. Make it as big or larger than the text width.
\def\BoxSize{4}
% Set the minimum text width.
\def\BoxText{4}
% Set the array spacing in the alignment grid.
\def\ArraySpace{\BoxSize*1.25}

% Draw boxes with an outline, minimize size, centered text
\tikzstyle{AlignmentBox} = [rectangle, draw, minimum size = \BoxSize cm, text centered, text width = \BoxText cm]

% When a line needs some extra vertical space
\newcommand{\spacer}{\vphantom{\Big|}}

\linespread{1.2}

\begin{document}

\begin{tikzpicture}[scale=1]

	% Lawful Evil
	\node[AlignmentBox, LawfulEvil] at (0,0) 
	{  
		\textbf{Lawful Evil} \spacer\\ 
		Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. 
	};
	
	% Neutral Evil
	\node[AlignmentBox,  NeutralEvil] at (\ArraySpace,0) 
	{ 
		\textbf{Neutral Evil} \spacer\\ 
		Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. 
	};
	
	% Chaotic Evil
	\node[AlignmentBox, ChaoticEvil] at (2*\ArraySpace,0) 
	{ 
		\textbf{Chaotic Evil} \spacer\\ 
		Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. 
	};

	% Lawful Neutral
	\node[AlignmentBox, LawfulNeutral] at (0,\ArraySpace) 
	{ 
		\textbf{Lawful Neutral} \spacer\\ 
		Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. 
	};

	% True Neutral
	\node[AlignmentBox, TrueNeutral] at (\ArraySpace,\ArraySpace) 
	{ 
		\textbf{True Neutral} \spacer\\ 
		Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. 
	};
	
	% Chaotic Neutral
	\node[AlignmentBox, ChaoticNeutral] at (2*\ArraySpace,\ArraySpace) 
	{ 
		\textbf{Chaotic Neutral} \spacer\\ 
		Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. 
	};

	% Lawful Good
	\node[AlignmentBox, LawfulGood] at (0,2*\ArraySpace) 
	{ 
		\textbf{Lawful Good} \spacer\\ 
		Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. 
	};

	% Neutral Good
	\node[AlignmentBox, NeutralGood] at (\ArraySpace,2*\ArraySpace) 
	{ 
		\textbf{Neutral Good} \spacer\\ 
		Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. 
	};
	
	% Chaotic Good
	\node[AlignmentBox, ChaoticGood] at (2*\ArraySpace,2*\ArraySpace) 
	{ 
		\textbf{Chaotic Good} \spacer\\ 
		Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. 
	};
	
	% Header Text
	\node[] at (\ArraySpace,2.5*\ArraySpace+.25)
	{\huge \sc alignments};
	
\end{tikzpicture}	

\end{document}

This is quick and messy, with minimal automated spacing. You'll have to tweek things to get everything to align across grids.