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// Bohemian Rhapsody - queen | |
if (realLife || fantasy) { | |
for (i = 0; i < landslide + 1; i++) { | |
if (!reality) { | |
break; | |
} | |
landslide = i + 1; | |
} | |
} | |
// walk the line -johnny cash | |
var lines = [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]; | |
for (i = 0; i <= lines.length-1; i++) { | |
console.log("walk " + lines[i]); | |
} | |
// boy named sue - johnny cash | |
var person = new Person(); | |
person.gender = 'male'; | |
person.name = 'Sue'; | |
// blurred lines | |
var blurred = function(lines) { | |
for (var i = 0; i < lines.length; i++) { | |
console.log("Hey, Hey, Hey"); | |
} | |
return true; | |
} | |
var getUp = function() { | |
return blurred(['|', '|', '|']); | |
} | |
// it was a good day - ice cube | |
var goodday = { | |
thankGod: true, | |
kindaOdd: true, | |
dog_barking: false, | |
smog: false, | |
mama_cooked_breakfast: true | |
} | |
// can't get no satisfaction -rs | |
var app = express(); | |
app.get( /satisfaction , function(req, res) { | |
res.status(404); | |
}); | |
//trashmen the bird | |
for(i=0;i<=17;i++) { | |
var the_word = 'Bird'; | |
if (i % 4 === 0) { | |
console.log(the_word + " is the word."); | |
} else { | |
console.log(the_word); | |
}; | |
} | |
// higher -creed | |
ComeOn.prototype.goThere = function(place) { | |
try { | |
var question = higher(me); | |
if (question === true) { | |
if (blind_men) { | |
place = blind_see ; | |
} else { | |
golden_streets; | |
} | |
} | |
} catch () { | |
return false; | |
} | |
} | |
// the real slim shady -eminem | |
var askNicely = function(person, mm) { | |
if (person == mm) { | |
console.log('The real one') | |
} | |
} | |
// i would walk 500 miles | |
var mile = 0; | |
var location = 'home'; | |
do { | |
if (mile == 500) { | |
console.log('500 miles'); | |
} | |
if (mile >= 1000) { | |
console.log('500 more'); | |
location = 'your door'; | |
} | |
mile = mile +1; | |
} while (location != 'your door'); | |
// don't stop the party | |
var Party = function(){}; | |
Party.prototype.run = function() { | |
var that = this; | |
if (true) { | |
console.log('dont stop'); | |
this.run(); | |
} | |
} | |
Party.prototype.start = function() { | |
this.run(); | |
} | |
var party = new Party(); | |
party.start(); | |
// mambo no.5 | |
function() { | |
var someLadies = ['Erica, Jessica, Mary, Sandra']; | |
for(var i=0; i<someLadies.length; i++){ | |
var lady = valueArray[i]; | |
var alotABit = lady.length; | |
var doingItRight = alotABit/2; | |
return lady.substring(0, doingItRight); | |
} | |
} | |
// when I'm sixty-four -beatles | |
for(i = 1; i < 100; i++) { | |
if (i === 64 && needMe && feedMe) { | |
return true; | |
} | |
} | |
// work it -missy elliot | |
ExclusiveSong.prototype.reverse = function(things) { | |
return things.reverse(); | |
}; | |
ExclusiveSong.prototype.flip = function(things) { | |
return _.shuffle(things); | |
}; | |
ExclusiveSong.prototype.worthit = function(things) { | |
var things = flip(things); | |
var put_it_down = reverse(things); | |
return put_it_down; | |
}; | |
ExclusiveSong.prototype.hook = function(things) { | |
var that = this; | |
if (things.indexOf( worth it ) != -1) { | |
var my_thing = ['my', 'thing']; | |
return that.worthit(my_thing); | |
} | |
} | |
// what does the fox say | |
Animal.prototype.say = function(sound) { | |
playSound(sound); | |
} | |
var dog = new Animal; | |
dog.say( Woof ); | |
var cat = new Animal; | |
dog.say( Meow ); | |
var bird = new Animal; | |
bird.say( Tweet ); | |
var mouse = new Animal; | |
mouse.say( Squeak ); | |
var cow = new Animal; | |
cow.say( Moo ); | |
var frog = new Animal; | |
frog.say( Ribbit ); | |
var fox = new Animal; | |
fox.say(); | |
//black or white michael jackson | |
Me.prototype.matters = function(you) { | |
if (you.color === #000 || you.color === #FFF ) | |
return you.thinkingAbout(this.baby); | |
}; | |
// wreckin' ball - miley cyrus | |
var girl = new HalfNakedGirl(); | |
var house = new House(); | |
var ball = new Ball(); | |
girl.ride(ball); | |
ball.destroy(house); | |
// cannonball -the breeders | |
Me.prototype.crash = function(splashes) { | |
this.blown_to_hell = splashes[-1]; | |
return this; | |
}; | |
// any song every by andrew wk | |
var party = function() { | |
console.log( PARTY ); | |
return party(); | |
} | |
// feel again - onerepublic | |
for(i = 0; i >= children.length; i++) { | |
var child = children[i]; | |
if (child.british != true) { | |
washington.save(child); | |
} | |
} | |
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