- Peychaud's Bitters | 3-5 squirts
- Angostura Bitters | 2-5 squirts
- Regular Crappy Bottled ReaLime® | 1+ capful
- Seltzer Water | 12 oz | Chilled
- Get a giant-assed glass. (I employ a 1-liter Pyrex beaker. Like a scientist.)
- Drop in an amount of ice that you'd enjoy.
- Squirt your bitterses and splorp your lime juice over the ice.
- Dump in your seltzer.
- Agitate your glass a little to minimize a face-slamming ice floe.
Enjoy.
Vogt, P.J., host. "When do you know it’s time to stop drinking?" Search Engine, 12 Jan. 2024. https://pjvogt.substack.com/p/when-do-you-know-its-time-to-stop.