michaelneale · November 26, 2012 04:19 · michaelneale · Nov 26, 2012
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 This is the official announcement of a new job at REA

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 We are home to Australia’s No.1 residential and commercial property websites, realestate.com.au and realcommercial.com.au. 
 In the international marketplace, we operate the market-leading Italian property site, casa.it.

 Now this is the story all about how 
 My life got flipped, turned upside down 
 And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there 
 I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air 
 [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/will+smith/fresh+prince+of+bel+air_20146970.html ] 
 In west Philadelphia born and raised 
 On the playground where I spent most of my days 
 Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool 
 And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school 
 When a couple of guys, they were up to no good 
 Started making trouble in my neighbourhood 
 I got in one little fight and my mom got scared 
 And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air" 

 I whistled for a cab and when it came near the 
 License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror 
 If anything I could say that this cab was rare 
 But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air! 

 I pulled up to a house about seven or eight 
 And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!" 
 Looked at my kingdom I was finally there 
 To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air

 Interested? Apply online?
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 I would like to add that only the most masochistic should apply online as our job tracking and management system appears to prove that time can 
 actually stand still, something that eminent physicists are yet able to do. The site, still trapped in the 1980s appears to work best in browsers 
 long since past, and has the design aesthetic of a monkey etching the walls of its confinement with the remnants of its food.

 The upsides of the job are that you work with a team that is responsible for many of the cool new things we are doing at REA, the downside is that 
 you have to work with me. By all reports the upside vastly outweighs the downside.

 If you have any questions, or would like to apply - drop me an email at [email protected], and I'll save you the hassle of dealing with 
 "The Job Application System that Time Forgot".
	This is the official announcement of a new job at REA

	-----------------------------------
	We are home to Australia’s No.1 residential and commercial property websites, realestate.com.au and realcommercial.com.au.
	In the international marketplace, we operate the market-leading Italian property site, casa.it.

	Now this is the story all about how
	My life got flipped, turned upside down
	And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
	I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
	[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/w/will+smith/fresh+prince+of+bel+air_20146970.html ]
	In west Philadelphia born and raised
	On the playground where I spent most of my days
	Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
	And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
	When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
	Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
	I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
	And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

	I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
	License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
	If anything I could say that this cab was rare
	But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

	I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
	And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
	Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
	To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air

	Interested? Apply online?
	-----------------------------------

	I would like to add that only the most masochistic should apply online as our job tracking and management system appears to prove that time can
	actually stand still, something that eminent physicists are yet able to do. The site, still trapped in the 1980s appears to work best in browsers
	long since past, and has the design aesthetic of a monkey etching the walls of its confinement with the remnants of its food.

	The upsides of the job are that you work with a team that is responsible for many of the cool new things we are doing at REA, the downside is that
	you have to work with me. By all reports the upside vastly outweighs the downside.

	If you have any questions, or would like to apply - drop me an email at [email protected], and I'll save you the hassle of dealing with
	"The Job Application System that Time Forgot".