Conroy logic generator (ca. 2010)

conroy.py

#!/usr/bin/python2.4
# please share your additions with me: http://micolous.id.au/contact-me
verbs = ['hate','translocate','watch','like','shake','attack','eat','engineer','wrestle','throw','evaporate','think about','discover','buy','consult','roast','boil','enjoy','critique','call','photograph','play with','contact','sing with','discuss','thrill','hack','forecast','replace guns with','issue','recieve','refuse to sponsor','conspire with','conspire against','purchase computers from','play football with','talk to','clean','spread rumours about','fine','damage','troll','vote for','lose','offer','compensate','irrigate','pave','are not','are','make forum posts about','have']
nouns = ['plumbers','bicycles','balls','corn','peas','beetroot','clocks','chairs','cameras','unicorns','children','pirates','hands','songs','trucks','senators','digital television','laptops','sausages','foghorns','telstra','barbarians','ewoks','the nbn','dr. tran','books','walkie-talkies','black stars','francis wheat','mplayer','valhalla','reloaded','triads','the illuminati','terrorists','the ghost of billy mays','pop stars','big brother','triquarters','corey doctorow\'s blimp','pokemon','forums','the rules','the game','the streetgeek hate machine','the wheel of win','the randomiser','free beer','the contest','minorities','politicians','a microkernel architecture']
font_file = 'Arial_Bold.ttf'

from PIL import Image, ImageFont, ImageDraw
from random import randint
from sys import exit #, argv
from os import remove, environ
from tempfile import mktemp

argv = environ['PATH_INFO'].split('/')

def rand_entry(arr):
        return arr[randint(0,len(arr)-1)]

def error(txt):
        print """Content-type: text/plain


Error: %s""" % (txt,)
        exit()

def args_help():
        print """Content-type: text/plain


This script generates random false quotes of Senator Conroy.

There are currently %s verbs and %s nouns in the list, making a total of
%s possible quotes.

How to use:
 conroy.py/0_0_0_255-255_255_255_255-14.png

Where:
 0_0_0_255 == background colour (red _ green _ blue _ alpha, 0 = minimum, 255 = maximum)
 255_255_255_255 = foreground colour
 14 == font size (must be 6 - 40)

If you see this you're doing it wrong.

Text mode (for testing):
 conroy.py/t

This script was inspired by http://conroylogic.com/

Source code is available:
 conroy.py/s


""" % (len(verbs), len(nouns), len(verbs)*len(nouns),)
        exit()

# /me giggles
# (there was a forum post here that had every post state "but why to wait for next year or maybe you could drop that idea by that time", and I used this script as my forum .signature)
if environ.has_key('HTTP_REFERER') and 'streetgeek.com.au/portal/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=3483' in environ['HTTP_REFERER']:
        txt = '"but why to wait for next year or maybe you could drop that idea by that time"'
else:
        txt = '"if you %s %s, then you must hate children"' % (rand_entry(verbs), rand_entry(nouns))

if len(argv) > 1 and argv[1].lower() == "t":
        print """Content-type: text/plain

""" + txt
elif len(argv) > 1 and argv[1].lower() == "s":
        print """Content-type: text/plain

""" + open(environ['SCRIPT_FILENAME'],'r').read()
else:
        bg = (0, 0, 0, 255)
        fg = (255, 255, 255, 255)
        size = 16
        if len(argv) > 1:
                args = argv[1].split("-")
                if len(args) != 3: args_help()
                args[2] = args[2].split(".")[0]

                bg = args[0].split("_")
                fg = args[1].split("_")
                if len(bg) != 4 or len(fg) != 4: args_help()

                try:
                        bg = (int(bg[0]), int(bg[1]), int(bg[2]), int(bg[3]))
                        fg = (int(fg[0]), int(fg[1]), int(fg[2]), int(fg[3]))
                        size = int(args[2])
                except:
                        args_help()
                for b in bg:
                        if b > 255 or b < 0: args_help()
                for b in fg:
                        if b > 255 or b < 0: args_help()
                if size > 40 or size < 6: args_help()

        try:
                font = ImageFont.truetype(font_file, size)
        except:
                error("Missing font file")

        tmp = mktemp(".png")
        image = Image.new("RGBA", font.getsize(txt), bg)
        draw = ImageDraw.Draw(image)
        draw.text((0, 0), txt, fill=fg, font=font)
        image.save(tmp, "PNG")
        del image, draw, txt, font

        fh = open(tmp, "rb")
        print """Content-Type: image/png

""" + fh.read()

        fh.close()
        remove(tmp)