looby-bot-1

looby-bot-1.js

const TelegramBot = require('node-telegram-bot-api');

const token = 'token-goes-here';
const bot = new TelegramBot(token, { polling: true });

bot.onText(/\/hai/, (message) => {
  bot.sendMessage(message.chat.id, 'hello looby');
});

console.log('I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.');