mikedamm

#!/bin/bash
#
#  curl https://gist.githubusercontent.com/mikedamm/82958f9af8640395f3f276af92aaf980/raw/fuckyousystemd.sh | bash
#
echo "Before"
lsof -i -P -n | grep LISTEN | grep ':53'
sed -r -i.orig 's/#?DNSStubListener=yes/DNSStubListener=no/g' /etc/systemd/resolved.conf && \
	sh -c 'rm /etc/resolv.conf && ln -s /run/systemd/resolve/resolv.conf /etc/resolv.conf' && \
	systemctl restart systemd-resolved
echo "After"

mikedamm

while inotifywait -e close_write -r . ; do docker-compose build --no-cache ; docker-compose up -d --force-recreate ; done

mikedamm

fallocate -l 8G /swapfile && chmod 600 /swapfile && mkswap /swapfile && swapon /swapfile && echo "/swapfile swap swap defaults 0 0" >> /etc/fstab

mikedamm

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am mikedamm on github.
• I am miked (https://keybase.io/miked) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 1D92 CC04 A973 A66C DE66 5B41 E2A2 979E 3B83 209E

To claim this, I am signing this object:

mikedamm

#!/bin/bash
aptitude -y install update-manager-core
sed -i 's/Prompt=LTS/Prompt=normal/g' /etc/update-manager/release-upgrades
do-release-upgrade

mikedamm

rm -f /Library/LaunchAgents/com.mcafee.menulet.plist
rm -f /Library/LaunchAgents/com.mcafee.reporter.plist
rm -f /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.mcafee.ssm.Eupdate.plist
rm -f /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.mcafee.ssm.ScanFactory.plist
rm -f /Library/LaunchDaemons/com.mcafee.virusscan.fmpd.plist
rm -rf /Library/Application\ Support/McAfee
rm -rf /usr/local/McAfee
shutdown -r now

mikedamm

Verifying myself: My Bitcoin username is +miked. https://onename.io/miked

mikedamm

$(document).ready(function() {
	setTimeout(function() {
		$.ajax({
			cache: false
		}).done(function(html) {
			var newDoc = document.open("text/html", "replace");
			newDoc.write(html);
			newDoc.close();
		});
	}, 2000);

mikedamm

mysql> show create table testing;
+---------+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Table   | Create Table                                                                                 |
+---------+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| testing | CREATE TABLE `testing` (
  `foobar` int(1) DEFAULT NULL
) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8 |
+---------+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
1 row in set (0.00 sec)

mikedamm

#!/bin/bash
echo -ne "File:\t"
echo $1
echo -ne "Hash:\t"
openssl x509 -noout -hash -in $1
echo -ne "Issuer:\t"
openssl x509 -noout -issuer -in $1
echo -ne "Issuer Hash:\t"
openssl x509 -noout -issuer_hash -in $1
echo -ne "Fingerprint:\t"