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I don't like coconuts.
She was here first.
My greatgrandfather planted this tree.
She went looking for you with Uncle Billy.
You like every boy.
You're the only one in town that can help me.
Do you like it?
You seen my wife?
I've heard of things like this.
I can't find it anywhere.
It's Harry now on long distance from Washington!
That's why I'm an angel Second Class.
Did you see Uncle Billy with any cash last night?
I want to live again.
Made up your mind yet?
Is she running a temperature?
And all's fair in love and war?
Have a hectic day?
That rumhead spent twenty years in jail for poisoning a kid.
I'm going to miss old Annie.
Think I'd better be going.
The doctor says it's nothing serious.
Come on in the office here.
Then I've only got an hour to dress.
Did you know that Mary Hatch is back from school?
The whole town's gone crazy.
What do you know about that?
You hit my best friend.
A lot of these people are out of work.
I know what you're feeling.
I think I will.
I've been to your house a hundred times.
You haven't got your wings yet.
I can't think any more.
Must have been that jump in the cold water.
Something's the matter with Daddy.
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
I've just guaranteed the bank sufficient funds to meet their needs.
Where's my insurance policy?
He says it's nothing to worry about.
I'll give it a drink.
But I haven't been able to do it.
A genuine loving cup.
I've watched you grow up from a little boy.
What do you want to know?
Somebody's driving this cab.
Thanks for dropping around.
I'm the answer to your prayer.
Come here a minute.
Of course you never.
Let's make a night of it.
You can't begin to spend all the money you've got.
And I'm going home alone!
Was the doctor here?
Have you made up your mind?
They voted Potter down!
Are you sure this is Bailey Park?
I think it's marvelous.
Let me touch you!
He told me to write a play for tonight.
It was a surprise to me.
Are you going to go to Potter's?
I jumped in to save George.
Not with my money!
Nobody ever changes around here.
He's on the telephone.
Ma Bailey and Mrs. Hatch joined the Red Cross and sewed.
now listen to me.
What's the matter with everybody?
What did they have to eat?
This is a very interesting situation.
Potter became head of the draft board.
it's usually customary to bring the money with you.
Over here in the hydrangea bushes.
Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house?
He's going to build a factory outside of Rochester.
Just make yourselves at home.
Help my friend Mr. Bailey.
You have no idea what's happened to me.
Have you seen my wife?
I guess I'm not quite the football type.
My brother just got the Congressional Medal of Honor.
Marty helped capture the Remagen Bridge.
Sure I know where he lives.
You get out of here quick.
room) I wonder what's going on in there?
That's the reason why I came in fourth.
Is this the place?
Where are we going?
How do you know my name?
What's my name doing on it?
He got the Congressional Medal of Honor!
Go through with what?
Never mind about that.
A whole week in New York.
My father offered him a job.
I'd like to live in it.
You could have married Sam Wainwright or anybody else in town.
And I told Harry I thought I'd be bored to death.
I got the faculty all up out of bed.
He said to float away to Happy Land on the bubbles.
I'll take mine now.
How would you like to get a ticket next week?
His name is Welch.
Zuzu) And here's something for you to play with.
Am I talking too much?
Why did we have to have all these kids?
Is this the ear you can't hear on?
I can't get hold of him.
I thought I'd give the kids a treat.
Did he ever go exploring?
Your father's had a stroke!
As secretary you can hire anyone you like.
Most of my friends have already finished college.
That's why all children should be girls.
Where's your coat and hat?
One of us is going to jail!
Wish I had a million dollars.
Look at it today.
I think you're a great guy.
I feel like a bootlegger's wife.
And that's another thing.
We're a couple of financial wizards.
I love that old house.
A friend of yours?
The President just decorated him.
He says it's the chance of a lifetime.
And I'm going to build things.
Do you have any secret hiding place here in the house?
You're the guy I want to see.
Who wants to see liver pills on their honeymoon?
You have all the papers there.
Saved us another building.
I want to look at my flower.
The big Charleston contest.
That couldn't be one of the Bailey boys?
It's because you were not born.
Looks like she can keep Harry on his toes.
What's the matter with Zuzu?
I'm not interested in your book.
Better hurry and shave.
I'm going to build skyscrapers a hundred stories high.
Please let me come in.
Cousin Eustace) You should have heard him.
I own the house.
When did you get here?
Mother's on the extension.
I haven't won my wings yet.
Why do they need gin?
There's a moon out tonight.
Then came a war.
I want to pay for my drink.
You can keep him on.
Boys and girls and music.
Don't you know me?
Collateral of any kind?
He saved the lives of every man on that transport.
He just took over the bank.
I'm talking about the Building and Loan.
What's the matter with you?
He's pretty young for that job.
I passed away in it.
I didn't tell anybody.
You misplaced eight thousand dollars?
Somebody's just made it.
I don't know why I came here in the first place!
You have no identity.
I beg your pardon?
What's that got to do with it?
Come on in here now.
Hit him with a bottle!
You're the biggest man in town!
Fifty cents on the dollar!
How old are you anyway?
I'm going to tell your mother on you.
Don't you think I know where I live?
You got your sea legs yet?
All I know is this should be Bailey Park.
of bills) Look at this.
I have a taxi waiting downstairs.
I found it out a little late.
I'm gonna build air fields.
Would you rather leave?
It's a good face.
Where'd you get that dress?
I'd like to do that.
What did you say?
Haven't you any romance in you?
I just happened to be passing by.
just things like that.
Don't you like her?
Give me my robe!
A man doesn't get in a situation like this every day.
Two cents worth of shoelaces?
Just thirty short days.
I'm leaving right now.
Come down to dinner this minute.
what are you doing tonight?
What did they have to eat?
Where do you think you're going?
I've just misplaced eight thousand dollars.
What'd you wish when you threw that rock?
You will spend that hour getting acquainted with George Bailey.
That's the best part of it.
Now you just turn this way and go right straight down.
I'll dig up that five thousand somehow.
Will you try to get some sleep?
Look at the bottle you took the powder from.
I wish they were rabbits.
One of the oldest trees in Pottersville.
I know you're anxious to make a train.
If you close your doors before six P.M.
Take these capsules over to Mrs. Blaine's.
What do you mean?
You don't like coconuts!
Look where you're going!
She cried for an hour.
Why don't you have your friends join us?
There's a squall in there that's shapin' up into a storm.
I'm your guardian angel.
Did he ever marry the girl?
How much do you want?
What do you want?
You call this a happy family?
I told you to practice.
You want a drink or don't you?
Want to walk to New York?
Don't you know me?
I never saw Nick act like that before.
They're not my children.
I'd like to have my robe.
Step right up here.
Mr. Gower cables you need cash.
Excuse you for what?
I had to hand over all our cash.
My name's George Bailey.
The families will be here soon.
You didn't even have a honeymoon.
I want my baby to look like you.
Don't you see what's happening?
I'll go further than that.
Your age fits you.
The Baileys were all chumps.
How about driving me home in style?
Watch over him tonight.
Good luck to you.
I'll be right with you.
Why'd you want to save me?
Hope you enjoy it.
The Bailey Building and Loan.
Thank heaven you're here!
There's nothing wrong with the books.
Give the flower a drink.
Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
Why didn't you call me?
How do you like her?
You weren't here to build them.
I'm off my nut!
It was up there.
When did you get back?
This is Christmas Eve.
Did you bring the Christmas wreath?
I guess I was homesick.
Now give us sixty days on this.
you will never reopen.
Will you get out and let me handle this?
She's home cooking the fatted calf.
Buffalo Gals can't you come out tonight.
I still can't understand it though.
That'll close my account.
Then why should they be surprised when they see one?
I've been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.
I'll send you a box.
How does slacker George feel about that?
Then we can climb Mt.
I want to live again.
I don't want any plastics!
I don't know about war.
I'm just your little rent collector.
You want a martini?
You have been stopping me.
I guess you forgot something.
This'll tide us over until the bank reopen.
He only lost three buttons off his vest.
Did she discuss it with you?
What else are you?
I just came in to get warm.
I'll talk to you tonight.
We'll save them for seed.
Dozens of the prettiest little homes you ever saw.
What am I doing?
Putting a pool under this floor was a great idea.
You're right when you say my father was no business man.
I don't know why we don't all have pneumonia.
That's what it means!
But they're somebody's children.
I want to spend Christmas in Elmira with my family.
We're going to shoot the works.
I don't know what it is.
Want someone to take you home?
You don't happen to have eight thousand bucks on you?
Don't you know there's a war on?
I'm not supposed to tell.
Going up to see Zuzu.
They raise their glasses.
The Merry Christmas wreath for the window.
He never grew up.
I changed my mind.
I forgot my hat.
Then get out of here.
What do you know about that?
Can't feed my kids on faith.
You're supposed to be the one that has all the answers.
That was a little girl named Mary Hatch.
Then we can go up to the falls.
What boat you sailing on?
My father fell in love with him.
What have you done with them?
I knew if I were drowning you'd try to save me.
Where's Mrs. Blaine's box of capsules?
Get that ladder up here.
Something happens here you'll have to remember later on.
You're worth more dead than alive.
I guess you're right.
Our clothes are dry.
What's the matter with you?
Ridiculous of you to think of killing yourself for money.
I didn't want to marry anybody else in town.
I'm going to school.
How do you like that?
I can personally vouch for his character.
You look at me as if you didn't know me.
I'll hang her up!
you go on and practice.
I want my wife.
I'm going to take over a lot of plates and things.
He wants to get Harry started in the research business.
You want the moon?
I don't want Mrs. Bailey.
He's not a failure!
How much do you need?
You go on home and talk about it to your wife.
Must she keep playing that?
I'm not very good at this.
I'm at the end of my rope.
I didn't even ask him.
Say hello to New York for me.
what about this job?
Nobody'd ever tell you whoever it was because they'd be scared.
This is George Bailey!
I'm not rubbing it in.
Did you hear what I said?
How am I going to live until the bank opens?
Did you know there's a swimming pool under this floor?
George waves up at them and continues on across the street.
And not a smitch of temperature.
What did you say just a minute ago?
Harry's a genius at research.
Sam Wainwright promised to call you from New York tonight.
Don't hurt my sore ear again.
I own my own house.
The Navy's going to fly Mother home this afternoon.
You told me that.
Do you think Potter would have let you keep it?
About time one of you lunkheads said it.
I wonder what Martini put in those drinks?
You don't have to make all that fuss about it.
You get yourself an education.
That life may always have flavor.
arms) I could eat you up!
How about some of that good spaghetti?
What do you think you're doing?
Don't hurt my ear again!
I wonder if Ernie's still here with his taxicab?
I won't ever tell a soul.
Never mind the money.
It's got to be somewhere.
I know you're unhappy.
Have you got any stocks?
The Martinis cross themselves.
A whole week in Bermuda.
Mrs. Bailey is on the phone.
I feel so good I could spit in Potter's eye.
Could I have seventeen-fifty?
That's what killed him.
Only one way you can help me.
You must mean two other trees.
Which one is mine?
A pox upon me for a clumsy lout.
Used to hunt rabbits there myself.
You want the moon?
When'd you see him last?
I'm worth more dead than alive.
Where are you going?
There is no George Bailey.
Is it a good job?
Stove's hotter than I thought.
I said I wish I'd never been born.
Peter Bailey was not a business man.
About an hour ago.
How do you feel?
He needs a strait jacket!
Nobody's trying to steal your girl.
Bert the cop was wounded in North Africa.
That's what I get for praying.
Maybe I could sell tickets.
I won't get my wings with that attitude.
No more we live like pigs in thisa Potter's Field.
Only get me back to my wife and kids.
They'll never close us up today!
What's the matter with you two guys?
What did you stop it for?
And did you put the envelope in your pocket?
George saved his brother's life that day.
Came down and picked it out himself.
We heard a lot of yelling.
You'll get your money in sixty days.
We don't use money in Heaven.
Playing the market with the company's money?
It's just exactly what I wanted.
Did you bring the wreath?
Came back three days ago.
No wonder you jumped in the river.
Your mother and I talked it over half the night.
Where have you been?
he's always making a speech.
Better to get half than nothing.
As if I had the money back in a safe.
What happened to your wings?
You can't hide in a little town like this.
Didn't I tell you never to come panhandling around here?
What do you mean it's okay?
The bank's going to reopen next week.
Everything's going to be all right.
How'd you happen to fall in?
You got fifty cents?
I've got to go.
If you're looking for a room there's no vacancy.
I want to do what I want to do.
I won a flower.
are you a hypnotist?
Who's down there with you?
I don't see a thing.
The money's not here.
I got doctor bills to pay.
Peter Bailey died three months ago.
I wonder what's eating that old money grubbing buzzard anyway?
It's that clock-maker's turn again.
But where are the houses?
You're hurting my sore ear.
Don't you know that boy's very sick?
Every man on that transport died.
My office instructed to advance you up to twenty-five thousand dollars.
He lives in Bailey Park.
George is a good guy.
I left it at the office.
We've passed him up right along.
I want to talk to both of you.
What am I doing?
George Bailey lassos stork.
Heaven) What do you think?
I know that girl!
We've still got two bucks left!
The line forms on the right.
I'm going to build a bridge a mile long.
I was just thinking of a flaming rum punch.
You're the Board here.
I wouldn't live in it as a ghost.
We must be good.
Is Daddy in trouble?
I got two thousand dollars!
He's looking for you.
You don't have to sign anything.
Still after that first million before you're thirty.
Can you think of anything better?
Heehaw and Merry Christmas.
How do you like it?
Get a tray for these great big important simoleons.
I know everything about you.
Potter was bearing down hard.
Where do you come from?
You've played it over and over again.
Are you running a business or a charity ward?
Keep me here until I get over it.
Be sure you spell the name right.
Just get me home.
Did you get a doctor?
you're thinking of this place all wrong.
Somebody call the police!
You know where I live.
You put something bad in those capsules.
The fool flew all the way up here in a blizzard.
as George searches for them) George looks in his watch pocket.
Maybe I will say it.
Anything I can do back here?
Let me speak to her.
She's an old maid.
There's a place to sit down.
I didn't have time to get some stylish underwear.
I never saw it before.
We're all excited around here.
I should have my head examined.
Can't you see what it means to my family?
You shut his big mouth.
Now look what you did.
A little present from old man Gower.
What do you want?
what'll it take till the bank reopens?
I know it's soon to talk about it.
I wish I was up there with them.
You're not paid to be a canary.
They're on their way.
I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
You got someplace to sleep?
What do you know about that?
And I'll sign a paper.
You'll see a lot of strange things from now on.
You may kiss my hand.
How about some wine?
Sam Wainwright made a fortune in plastic hoods for planes.
You know what we're going to do?
You were here on my wedding night.
What's he talking about?
Harry Bailey went to war!
How do you do.
How about that one there?
Where do you live?
I second Mr. Potter's motion.
This requires a little thought here.
I'll be right back.
This drafty old barn!
Just look and see what you did.
She's just about to close up the library!
right on the second floor there.
Something terrible's happened to me.
You should see it.
Tell Mary to get on the extension.
I had him right here.
You and I were the only ones that kept our heads.
Read all about it!
Harry'll tear his dinner suit.
You have no children.
Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death?
You should read the new book Mark Twain's writing now.
Uncle Billy and I are going to miss you.
Uncle Billy and bank teller at the window.
Has Uncle Billy come in yet?
How much does this cost?
I've suddenly become quite important.
why not right here?
They went out of business years ago.
What does that get us?
Ruth spoke out of turn.
Another run on the bank?
How did it start?
how much is your equity in it?
What're you trying to do?
I beg of you not to do this thing.
I'll take two hundred and forty-two dollars.
Get this car out of here!
Now go upstairs and see what little Zuzu wants.
You haven't got your wings.
That's a Christmas present from a very dear friend of mine.
You were going to go out and conquer the world!
I like George Bailey.
You just don't know all that you've done.
How should I know?
Gower and Uncle Billy sold war bonds.
Help my son George tonight.
I'm going to build air fields.
You've passed me on the street almost every day.
Now what are you going to do?
Help me find 'em.
That's what I was sent down for.
I never said I'd take it.
Where did the Building and Loan move to?
Not every heel was in Germany and Japan!
The chance of a lifetime.
Whose turn is it?
I've been looking all over town trying to find you.
I don't want any maybe.
Congressman Blatz is here to see you.
I haven't got any wings.
I thought sure you'd remember me.
I would if I thought I'd hear anything worth listening to.
I don't know you!
that's all Harry ever talks about.
How does anything like this ever start?
He's already got charge of the bank.
He's followed every game and his mouth's watering.
By letting me help you.
I know very well what you're talking about.
Is it a deal or isn't it?
room again) Can't you understand what's happening here?
Something's happened to everybody.
Do I look as funny as you do?
Wait a minute here.
Your account's still here.
This is what I wished for.
To keep from being an old maid.
Where do you come off calling me Nick?
What's wrong with that?
Now get right up on the seat there.
Have you made up your mind?
That's a good man.
I think I got a date.
Not even a stick of gum.
Martini's a good friend of mine.
You can't say that about my father!
I made the rounds of my charge accounts.
Don't they believe in angels?
The richest man in town!
Night after night George came back late from the office.
I'm sure she'll be all right.
Thank you very much.
Are you gonna throw a rock?
Might as well be living in a refrigerator.
Do you understand that?
I can't do that.
They called me up from your Building and Loan.
Left them at the office.
Wait just a minute now.
That's where I'm going.
Please give me my robe.
I'm your guardian angel.
He asked for him.
He reversed the charges.
We have that all figured out.
I didn't want the publicity.
It's against the law to commit suicide around here.
I want to do something big and something important.
Sam's crazy about Mary.
I don't care what happens to me.
Too young or too old?
Now you listen to me!
And it goes for you too!
Just like an organ.
Wish I had a million dollars.
thanks ever so much for the bag.
That this house may never know hunger.
Now how'd you know that?
What's the matter with him.
What's that book you've got there?
Is that Zuzu's teacher?
You used to be so cocky!
You're shaking the house down!
There's the professor now!
You should have seen the commotion in that locker room.
Couldn't want a better death.
I know you'll pay it back when you can.
If I told you it might not come true.
I'll bring the kids in the car.
Wait till Martha hears about this.
A man down on earth needs our help.
I'll bet it's a warrant for my arrest.
What do you want?
You can hear out of it.
What do you need?
You're a week late for school already.
What did you come here for?
Don't worry about that.
I'm giving out wings!
Think I'll go home and see what the wife's doing.
I've heard him speak of you.
giving her loaf of bread) Bread!
The Building and what?
These families have children.
That's why I was sent down here.
What are they wearing now?
Harry Bailey topped them all.
I need a drink.
Shall I pray for him?
I'm going to scream!
I'll call the police.
Walk in the grass in my bare feet?
Of course it's the place.
Take me back there.
The last time he come in here.
twenty thousand dollars a year?
I'm going home and see my wife and family.
Here's two thousand dollars.
My wife gave me this on my last birthday.
Have you forgotten what he charged you for that broken-down shack?
You mean old moss-back George?
Nick is wiping off the bar as they sit down.
Coach has heard all about you.
I hope it works.
Because we're panicky and he's not.
I'm working across on a cattle boat.
On V-J Day he wept and prayed again.
Gives you an idea of the Baileys.
In that case I'll ask the two executive officers to withdraw.
Didn't you tell her?
My mother just called you?
Just step on it.
You have no car.
for her) Poor Mary.
Someplace to hide the money?
This is Mr. George Bailey.
Have you notified the police?
and then I'm going to build things.
You know where he lives?
You do what you want with this thing.
You wouldn't mind living in the nicest house in town.
We can both hear.
They're going to believe that one.
I don't know you from Adam's off ox.
I want you to take a good look at that face.
sees George still there) There's an old friend of yours here.
Did he guarantee this place?
You've never been born.
Two hundred and forty-two dollars!
There are a lot of seats over there.
Why didn't you deliver them right away?
It sounded as if you said no charge.
Someplace you could have put it?
I owe everything to George Bailey.
I had to act quickly; that's why I jumped in.
He wants to talk to Uncle Billy.
I wish they were too.
Only us explorers can get it.
Everything's getting cold and you know we've been waiting for you.
You put something wrong in those capsules.
Say something else in that ear.
I didn't fall in.
I'm going to put him through college.
You know very well why.
Would you show these gentlemen to the door.
That's some dress you got on there.
See you in the funny papers.
Want to give my flower a drink.
This is my last chance.
We'll fix you up.
You know I didn't tell anybody I was coming here.
You had me worried.
Caught it coming home from school.
Please bring Daddy back.
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