Fake Ruby

ruby.c

// This C is pretending to be Ruby.
// Yeah, I know the ifs aren't quite right. Oh well.

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdarg.h>

#define puts );printf("%s\n",
#define gets _gets()
#define if );if(
#define then ){noop(
#define else );}else{noop(
#define end );}noop(

void noop() {}

char *_gets() {
	char *r = malloc(81);
	fgets(r, 80, stdin);
	return r; // YAY memory leaks
}

main(){noop(
/* Insert your Ruby code here! */

puts "Hello, world!"

if 0 == 0 then
	puts "The universe still works."
else
	puts "Weird stuff is happening!"
end

if "hello" == "hello" then
	puts "GCC has some pretty awesome compiler optimizations."
end

if 5 < 4 then
	puts "Ooookay, then."
else
	puts "Yeah!"
end

puts gets

/* All right, stop now. */
);return 0;}