Oppai.cs

using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;

namespace Oppai
{
    class Oppai
    {
        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            Func<char, Action<char>> _ = (l) => (r) => Console.WriteLine(
              ( l == '・'  &&  r == '・' )  ? "ハリのあるおっぱい" :
              ( l == '.'   &&  r == '.' )   ? "垂れ気味のおっぱい" :
              ( l == '◎'  &&  r == '◎' )  ? "立体的なおっぱい" :
              ( l == '○'  &&  r == '○' )  ? "乳輪が大きいおっぱい" :
              ( l == '●'  &&  r == '●' )  ? "乳輪が大きく、黒いおっぱい" :
              ( l == '。'  &&  r == '。' )  ? "色が薄く、左向きのおっぱい" :
              "引数には乳首しか受け入れません"
            );
            _('.')('.');
        }
    }
}