Samuelsen

samuelsen.py

# Origin: https://www.facebook.com/AndersSamuelsenLA/posts/10157429519542366
import random

nouns = ["kærlighed", "tro", "håb", "fællesskab", "glæde", "lykke", "lyksaglighed", "salighed", "smidighed", "fleksibilitet", "ekstase"]
#se = ["fremad", "videre", "længere"]
adverbs = ["bedre", "hurtigere", "kærligere", "rarere", "blødere", "smukkere", "pænere", "frækkere", "flottere", "finere", "ædlere", "højere", "smartere"]

def a():
  elem = random.choice(adverbs)
  adverbs.remove(elem)

  return elem

def n():
  elem = random.choice(nouns)
  nouns.remove(elem)

  return elem.capitalize()

def three_n():
  return n() + ". " + n() + ". " + n() + "."

def three_se():
  return se() + ". " + se() + ". " + se() + "."

s1 = "Danmark og verden kan blive meget, meget " + a() + ". Vi kan, hvis vi vil."

#s2 = "Lad os se...." + three_n()
s2 = "Lad os se...." + "Fremad. Videre. Længere."

s3 = "Lad os skabe...." + three_n()

# Sudden inconsistent position of ....! Written by someone else?!
s4 = "Lad os satse på ...." + three_n()

s5 = "Så vil...." + three_n() + "....vinde."

s6 = "Du kan. Vi kan. Danmark kan."

print(s1)
print(s2)
print(s3)
print(s4)
print(s5)
print(s6)