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March 29, 2011 15:36
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Minotaur catches up to you
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sub minotaur_is_here { | |
local(@parts) = ('poetry', | |
'arms', 'legs', 'head', 'nose', 'thumbs', | |
'ears', 'hair', 'skin', 'eyelids', 'face', | |
); | |
local($part) = $parts[int(rand(@parts))]; | |
$HEREDESC .= "The MINOTAUR is here! "; | |
if ($part eq 'poetry') { | |
$HEREDESC .= "Blushing shyly, he asks, ``Um... I don't usually | |
tell people this, but I've been writing some poems, I think they're | |
pretty good... Would you read these? Do you think they're good | |
enough to get published?''<p>\n"; | |
} else { | |
$HEREDESC .= "He rips your $part off!<p>\n"; | |
} | |
&setprop('game_over=dead'); | |
&teleport('minotaur'); &mino_forget_plan(); | |
&mino_calms_down(); | |
} |
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