gistfile1.sh

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# copyright and related and neighboring rights to this software to the 
# public domain worldwide. This software is distributed without any warranty. 
# You should have received a copy of the CC0 Public Domain Dedication along 
# with this software. 
# If not, see <http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/>. 

# base-files version 4.0-9

# ~/.bash_profile: executed by bash(1) for login shells.

# The latest version as installed by the Cygwin Setup program can
# always be found at /etc/defaults/etc/skel/.bash_profile

# Modifying /etc/skel/.bash_profile directly will prevent
# setup from updating it.

# The copy in your home directory (~/.bash_profile) is yours, please
# feel free to customise it to create a shell
# environment to your liking.  If you feel a change
# would be benifitial to all, please feel free to send
# a patch to the cygwin mailing list.

# User dependent .bash_profile file
#pick a random prompt
function RANDOM_PROMPT {
shuf -n 1 ~/random_prompt
}

#Welcome message
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#showing git branches in bash prompt
function parse_git_branch {
  git branch --no-color 2> /dev/null | sed -e '/^[^*]/d' -e 's/* \(.*\)/(\1)/'
}

 
function proml {
  local         RED="\[\033[0;31m\]"
  local   LIGHT_RED="\[\033[1;31m\]"
  local      YELLOW="\[\033[0;33m\]"
  local LIGHT_GREEN="\[\033[1;32m\]"
  local       WHITE="\[\033[1;37m\]"
  local  LIGHT_GRAY="\[\033[0;37m\]"
  local LIGHT_PURPLE="\[\033[1;34m\]"
  local BLACK="\[\033[0;30m\]"
  case $TERM in
    xterm*)
    TITLEBAR='\[\033]0;\u@\h:\w\007\]'
    ;;
    *)
    TITLEBAR=""
    ;;
  esac
 
PS1="${TITLEBAR}\
$YELLOW\w$LIGHT_GREEN \$(parse_git_branch)\
\n$WHITE $(RANDOM_PROMPT): "
PS2='> '
PS4='+ '
}
proml

# Setting up color aliasing
alias ls="ls -a --color"
alias a="cd /cygdrive/c/xampp/htdocs/nbcsports/docroot"
alias b="cd /cygdrive/c/xampp/htdocs/nbcsports/docroot/sites/rsn"
alias c="cd /cygdrive/c/xampp/htdocs/nbcsports/docroot/profiles/nbcsports"
alias pull="git pull origin gh-pages"
alias push="git push origin gh-pages"
alias go:warner="cd /cygdrive/c/wamp/www/Warner-Common-Files/"

# Set user-defined locale
export LANG=$(locale -uU)

# source the users bashrc if it exists
if [ -f "${HOME}/.bashrc" ] ; then
  source "${HOME}/.bashrc"
fi

# Set PATH so it includes user's private bin if it exists
# if [ -d "${HOME}/bin" ] ; then
#   PATH="${HOME}/bin:${PATH}"
# fi

# Set MANPATH so it includes users' private man if it exists
# if [ -d "${HOME}/man" ]; then
#   MANPATH="${HOME}/man:${MANPATH}"
# fi

# Set INFOPATH so it includes users' private info if it exists
# if [ -d "${HOME}/info" ]; then
#   INFOPATH="${HOME}/info:${INFOPATH}"
# fi

random_prompt

my wish is your command
eunix
hack gibson? (y/n)
hack CIA db (y/n)
the abyss stares back
ಠ_ಠ I do not approve of your methods
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ )
अआइईउऊऋॠऌॡएऐ
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
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and as heralds, they perish
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