Hubot script for What Would Johnn Four Say?

johnn_nuggets.coffee

# Description:
#   Hubot, tell me what Johnn Four would say about a topic.
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# Dependencies:
#   None
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# Configuration:
#   None
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# Commands:
#   "hubot what would Johnn say about stuff" will give you what Johnn would say about "stuff"

nuggets = [
    "The key to % is to understand the process taxonomy strategy effect."
    "When it comes to %, you've got to like process taxonomy strategy. Like never before."
    "You can do % when you process taxonomy strategy it."
    "The process taxonomy strategy is mightier than the sword."
    "% cuts process taxonomy strategy time in half."
    "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's process taxonomy strategy. Either way, it has not effect on %."
]

module.exports = (robot) ->
    robot.hear /what would johnn say about (.*)$/i, (msg) ->
        phrase = msg.match[1]
        nugget = msg.random nuggets
        msg.reply nugget.replace "%", phrase