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rik birthday vesta rotation
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|   ------             |
|  /      .            |
| I--()()--I   HAPPY   |
| I        I   BIRTHDAY|
| I  .  ,  I   RJBS    |
|  .  --  .            |
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|I'VE REALIZED THE PUN |
|QQ(BRON IN THE USA)   |
|AND NOW MY WHOLE LIFE |
|HAS CHANGED.          |
|                      |
|           -- RJBS    |
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| JUST                 |
| MAKE                 |
| AUTHENTICATION       |
| REALLY               |
| COOL                 |
|           -- RJBS    |
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|                      |
| WELL, IT HAS ALL THE |
| PROPERTIES WE WANT,  |
| EXCEPT FOR BEING     |
| GOOD.                |
|           -- RJBS    |
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|OTHER ROOM IS BATCAVE |
|BECAUSE IT'S DARK.    |
|ALSO, THE BAT PROBLEM |
|HELPS TO KEEP THE     |
|RENT DOWN.            |
|           -- RJBS    |
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| OMG. OMG.            |
|                      |
| A SOCRATIC DIALOGUE  |
| BUT SET IN           |
| THE BAY AREA.        |
|           -- RJBS    |
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| OH NO, MICHAEL.      |
|                      |
| IT'S STUPIDER THAN   |
| WE THOUGHT.          |
|                      |
|           -- RJBS    |
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|                      |
| NO BLANK LINE FOR    |
| $VERSION AFTER       |
| PACKAGE RJBS::BDAY   |
| STATEMENT            |
|                      |
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|WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I |
|WANTED TO BE OLDER.   |
|NOW I AM OLDER, I AM  |
|NOT QUITE SO SURE.    |
|                      |
|       -- TOM WAITS   |
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|                      |
|                      |
| IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY. |
|                      |
|                      |
|                      |
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| CONGRATULATIONS.     |
| YOU ARE STILL ALIVE. |
| MOST PEOPLE ARE SO   |
| UNGRATEFUL TO BE     |
| ALIVE. BUT NOT YOU,  |
| NOT ANY MORE.        |
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|                      |
|HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRAVY!|
|                      |
|  LOVE,               |
|  TIMMY, TOMMY, AND   |
|  WISSPER             |
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| JULY 20              |
|                      |
| ONE SMALL STEP FOR   |
| PERL, ONE GIANT LEAP |
| FOR MANKIND.         |
|                      |
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| RIK IS THE ONLY      |
| PERSON WHO CAN DO A  |
| GOOD FAKE AUSTRALIAN |
| ACCENT.              |
|                      |
|            -- ALEX   |
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|                      |
| SHUBHAM              |
| JANMADINAM RIK       |
| MAHODAYA             |
|                      |
|         -- PARTHA    |
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|: WISH                |
|CR                    |
|." HAPPY BIRTHDAY "   |
|     ." RIK! ."       |
|;                     |
|WISH                  |
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|TOMORROW IS YOUR      |
|  BIRTHDAY 🟧 I THOUGHT|
|YOU'D WANT ⬜ TO KNOW..|
|  THE CAKE ⬜          |
|    IS   🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 A      |
|         🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥   LIE  |
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|  🟪⬜🟪🟪   (THAT'S      |
| 🟪🟪⬜⬜🟪🟪   SUPPOSED TO |
|🟪🟪⬜⬜⬜⬜🟪🟪  BE THE ONION|
|🟪⬜⬜⬜🟪⬜⬜🟪  IN THE PERL |
| 🟪⬜🟪⬜⬜🟪   LOGO)       |
|  🟪⬜⬜🟪                |
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|🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦|
|🟦RIGHT!   🟦🟨RANDOM   🟨|
|🟨JOYOUS   🟨🟦JOKE:    🟦|
|🟦BIRTHDAY,🟦🟨BIRTHDAY 🟨|
|🟨SIR.     🟨🟦SADNESS? 🟦|
|🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨🟦🟨|
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|🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦🟨HAPPY🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦|
|🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦🟨⬜BIRTHDAY🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦🟨|
|🟨⬜🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦RICARDO🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦🟨⬜|
|⬜🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦JULIAN🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦|
|🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦🟨BESTEIRO⬜🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦|
|🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦🟨⬜SIGNES🟨⬜🟦🟦🟨⬜🟦🟦🟨|
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