I made a GUI. Using Swing. I am not exactly pleased.

PantsFrame.java

package org.underwares.pants;

import java.awt.Cursor;
import java.beans.PropertyChangeEvent;
import java.beans.PropertyChangeListener;
import java.util.Random;
import javax.swing.SwingWorker;

public class PantsFrame extends javax.swing.JFrame implements 
        PropertyChangeListener {

    private TimeWaster task;
    
    /** Creates new form PantsFrame */
    public PantsFrame() {
        initComponents();
    }
    
    /* YOU MAY NOTICE I AM USING AN INNER CLASS BECAUSE FUCK YOU. */
    class TimeWaster extends SwingWorker {
        @Override
        public Void doInBackground(){
            int progress = 0;
            Random random = new Random();
            setProgress(0);
            while(progress < 100) {
                try {
                    Thread.sleep(random.nextInt(2000));
                } catch (InterruptedException e) {
                    // derp.
                }
                
                progress += random.nextInt(10);
                setProgress(Math.min(progress, 100));
            }
            return null;
        }
        
        @Override
        public void done(){
            shitbutton.setEnabled(true);
            setCursor(Cursor.getDefaultCursor());
            logpane.append("Done Shitting!\n");
        }
    }

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    @Override
    public void propertyChange(PropertyChangeEvent evt) {
        if(evt.getPropertyName().equals("progress")){
            int p = (Integer) evt.getNewValue();
            progressbar.setValue(p);
            logpane.append(task.getProgress() + "% complete...\n");
        }
    }
    
    private void shitbuttonActionPerformed(java.awt.event.ActionEvent evt) {                                           
        shitbutton.setEnabled(false);
        this.setCursor(Cursor.getPredefinedCursor(Cursor.WAIT_CURSOR));
  
        logpane.append("Initiating Pooping Procedure..\n");
        
        task = new TimeWaster();
        task.addPropertyChangeListener(this);
        task.execute();
    }                                          

    
    
    // Variables declaration - do not modify                     
    private javax.swing.JScrollPane jScrollPane1;
    private javax.swing.JTextArea logpane;
    private javax.swing.JProgressBar progressbar;
    private javax.swing.JButton shitbutton;
    // End of variables declaration                   
}