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Weird Holidays
events[1][1] = "Celebrate those whose last names begin with Z";
events[1][2] = "National Run it Up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes Day";
events[1][3] = "Festival of Sleep Day";
events[1][4] = "Trivia Day";
events[1][5] = "Bird Day";
events[1][6] = "Bean Day";
events[1][7] = "Old Rock Day";
events[1][8] = "Bubble Bath Day";
events[1][9]
events[1][10] = "Peculiar People Day";
events[1][11]
events[1][12]
events[1][13] = "National Rubber Duckie Day";
events[1][14] = "National Dress Up Your Pet Day";
events[1][15]
events[1][16] = "National Nothing Day";
events[1][17] = "National Ditch New Year's Resolutions Day";
events[1][18] = "Winnie the Pooh Day";
events[1][19] = "National Popcorn Day";
events[1][20]
events[1][21]
events[1][22]
events[1][23]
events[1][24] = "Beer Can Appreciation Day";
events[1][25] = "National Opposite Day";
events[1][26]
events[1][27]
events[1][28] = "Fun at Work Day";
events[1][29]
events[1][30]
events[1][31] = "Inspire your Heart with Art Day";
events[2][1] = "Hula in the Coola Day";
events[2][2]
events[2][3] = "The Day the Music Died Day";
events[2][4] = "Create a Vacuum Day";
events[2][5] = "National Weatherman's Day";
events[2][6] = "Lame Duck Day";
events[2][7] = "Send a Card to a Friend Day";
events[2][8] = "Kite Flying Day";
events[2][9] = "Toothache Day";
events[2][10] = "Umbrella Day";
events[2][11] = "Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day";
events[2][12] = "National Plum Pudding Day";
events[2][13] = "Get a Different Name Day";
events[2][14] = "Ferris Wheel Day";
events[2][15] = "National Gum Drop Day";
events[2][16]
events[2][17] = "Random Acts of Kindness Day";
events[2][18] = "National Battery Day";
events[2][19]
events[2][20] = "Hoodie Hoo Day";
events[2][21]
events[2][22] = "Be Humble Day";
events[2][23]
events[2][24]
events[2][25]
events[2][26] = "Tell a Fairy Tale Day";
events[2][27]
events[2][28] = "National Tooth Fairy Day";
events[2][29]
events[3][1] = "National Pig Day";
events[3][2] = "Old Stuff Day";
events[3][3] = "I Want You to be Happy Day";
events[3][4] = "Holy Experiment Day";
events[3][5]
events[3][6] = "National Frozen Foods Day";
events[3][7]
events[3][8]
events[3][9] = "Panic Day";
events[3][10]
events[3][11] = "Johnny Appleseed Day";
events[3][12]
events[3][13] = "Ear Muffs Day";
events[3][14] = "National Potato Chip Day";
events[3][15] = "Buzzards' Day";
events[3][16] = "Everything you do is Right Day";
events[3][17] = "Submarine Day";
events[3][18]
events[3][19] = "Corn Dog Day";
events[3][20] = "National Alien Abductions Day";
events[3][21]
events[3][22] = "International Goof Off Day";
events[3][23] = "National Chip and Dip Day";
events[3][24] = "National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day";
events[3][25] = "Pecan Day";
events[3][26] = "Make Up Your Own Holiday Day";
events[3][27]
events[3][28]
events[3][29]
events[3][30]
events[4][1] = "National Fun Day/ Fun at Work Day";
events[4][2] = "International Children's Book Day";
events[4][3] = "Tweed Day";
events[4][4]
events[4][5]
events[4][6] = "Sorry Charlie Day";
events[4][7] = "No Housework Day";
events[4][8]
events[4][9]
events[4][10] = "National Siblings Day";
events[4][11] = "Barbershop Quartet Day";
events[4][12]
events[4][13]
events[4][14] = "International Moment of Laughter Day";
events[4][15] = "National That Sucks Day";
events[4][16]
events[4][17] = "Blah Blah Blah Day";
events[4][18]
events[4][19]
events[4][20]
events[4][21]
events[4][22] = "National Jelly Bean Day";
events[4][23] = "Talk Like Shakespeare Day";
events[4][24]
events[4][25]
events[4][26] = "Hug an Australian Day";
events[4][27] = "Babe Ruth Day";
events[4][28]
events[4][29]
events[4][30] = "National Honesty Day";
events[5][1] = "Mother Goose Day";
events[5][2]
events[5][3] = "Lumpy Rug Day";
events[5][4] = "Star Wars Day";
events[5][5]
events[5][6] = "No Diet Day";
events[5][7]
events[5][8] = "No Socks Day";
events[5][9]
events[5][10]
events[5][11] = "Eat What You Want Day";
events[5][12] = "Limerick Day";
events[5][13] = "Frog Jumping Day";
events[5][14] = "National Chicken Dance Day";
events[5][15] = "National Chocolate Chip Day";
events[5][16] = "National Sea Monkey Day";
events[5][17] = "Pack Rat Day";
events[5][18] = "Visit Your Relatives Day";
events[5][19]
events[5][20]
events[5][21] = "National Waiters and Waitresses Day";
events[5][22]
events[5][23]
events[5][24]
events[5][25] = "National Tap Dance Day";
events[5][26]
events[5][27]
events[5][28]
events[5][29]
events[5][30]
events[5][31] = "World Tobacco Day";
events[6][1]
events[6][2] = "National Go Barefoot Day";
events[6][3]
events[6][4]
events[6][5] = "World Environment Day";
events[6][6]
events[6][7] = "National Chocolate Ice Cream Day";
events[6][9] = "Donald Duck Day";
events[6][10] = "Iced Tea Day";
events[6][18] = "National Splurge Day";
events[6][19] = "World Sauntering Day";
events[6][21] = "Go Skating / Skateboarding Day";
events[7][2] = "I Forgot Day";
events[7][3] = "Compliment Your Mirror Day";
events[7][7] = "Chocolate Day";
events[7][10] = "Teddy Bear Picnic Day";
events[7][11] = "World Population Day";
events[7][13] = "Embrace Your Geekness Day";
events[7][14] = "International Nude Day";
events[7][17] = "National Ice Cream Day";
events[7][22] = "Rat-Catcher's Day";
events[7][24] = "Cousins' Day";
events[7][25] = "Thread the Needle Day";
events[7][27] = "Take Your Plants for a Walk Day";
events[7][28] = "National Milk Chocolate Day";
events[7][29] = "National Lasagna Day";
events[7][30] = "National Cheesecake Day";
events[8][3] = "National Watermelon Day";
events[8][7] = "National Lighthouse Day";
events[8][10] = "National S'mores Day";
events[8][11] = "President's Joke Day";
events[8][13] = "International Lefthander's Day";
events[8][15] = "National Relaxation Day";
events[8][16] = "Joke Day";
events[8][17] = "National Thrift Shop Day";
events[8][18] = "Bad Poetry Day";
events[8][22] = "Be An Angel Day";
events[8][24] = "Vesuvius Day";
events[8][25] = "Kiss and Make Up Day";
events[8][26] = "National Dog Day";
events[8][27] = "Race Your Computer Mouse / Mice Day";
events[8][29] = "More Herbs Less Salt Day";
events[8][30] = "National Toasted Marshmallow Day";
events[9][1] = "Emma M. Nutt Day";
events[9][4] = "Newspaper Carrier Day";
events[9][5] = "Be Late for Something Day";
events[9][7] = "Neither Rain Nor Snow Day";
events[9][10] = "Swap Ideas Day";
events[9][15] = "Felt Hat Day";
events[9][16] = "5][lower] = "Day";
events[9][17] = "National Eat an Apple / Apple Dumpling Day";
events[9][22] = "Elephant Appreciation Day";
events[9][26] = "Johnny Appleseed Day";
events[9][28] = "National Good Neighbor Day";
events[10][1] = "World Vegetarian Day";
events[10][6] = "Mad Hatter Day";
events[10][7] = "World Smile Day";
events[10][12] = "International Moment of Frustration Day";
events[10][14] = "Be Bald and Be Free Day";
events[10][15] = "White Cane Safety Day";
events[10][16] = "Dictionary Day";
events[10][22] = "Make a Difference Day";
events[10][23] = "National Mole Day";
events[10][30] = "National Candy Corn Day";
events[11][3] = "Sandwich Day";
events[11][6] = "Saxophone Day";
events[11][7] = "Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day";
events[11][8] = "Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day";
events[11][13] = "World Kindness Day";
events[11][17] = "Homemade Bread Day";
events[11][19] = "Have a Bad Day Day";
events[11][21] = "World Hello Day";
events[11][23] = "National Cashew Day";
events[11][25] = "National Parfait Day";
events[11][29] = "E-Greetings Day";
events[11][29] = "Square Dance Day";
events[11][29] = "National Day of Listening";
events[11][30] = "Stay at Home Because You are Well Day";
events[12][1] = "Eat a Red Apple Day";
events[12][2] = "National Fritters Day";
events[12][4] = "National Cookie Day";
events[12][5] = "Day of the Ninja";
events[12][5] = "Bathtub Day";
events[12][6] = "National Gazpacho Day";
events[12][7] = "National Cotton Candy Day";
events[12][12] = "Pointsettia Day";
events[12][16] = "National Chocolate Covered Anything Day";
events[12][17] = "National Maple Syrup Day";
events[12][23] = "Festivus";
events[12][31] = "Make Up Your Mind Day";
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