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INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('fortune: No such file or directory');
INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren''t broken.');
INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('After enough decimal places, nobody gives a damn.');
INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1');
INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.');
INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX. — Tom Christaensen');
INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('Any program that runs right is obsolete.');
INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('A list is only as strong as its weakest link. — Donald Knuth');
INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('Feature: A bug with seniority.');
INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.');
INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('<script>alert("This should not be displayed in a browser alert box.");</script>');
INSERT INTO Fortune (message) VALUES ('フレームワークのベンチマーク');
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mysql> select * from fortune;
+----+---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| id | message |
+----+---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| 1 | fortune: No such file or directory |
| 2 | A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken. |
| 3 | After enough decimal places, nobody gives a damn. |
| 4 | A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1 |
| 5 | A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do. |
| 6 | Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX. — Tom Christaensen |
| 7 | Any program that runs right is obsolete. |
| 8 | A list is only as strong as its weakest link. — Donald Knuth |
| 9 | Feature: A bug with seniority. |
| 10 | Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. |
| 11 | &lt;script&gt;alert("This should not be displayed in a browser alert box.");&lt;/script&gt; |
| 12 | フレームワークのベンチマーク |
+----+---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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