Yiannis Deliyiannis bday

deliyiannis.rb

# bash < <(curl -s http://mywebsite.com/myscript.txt)
require 'rubygems'
require 'nokogiri'   
require 'open-uri'


page = Nokogiri::HTML(open("http://www.wishesquotes.com/birthday/top-50-friends-birthday-wishes"))   
line ||= 100.times.map{"-"}.join << "\n"
icons = %w(🎂 🎉 ❤️ 👍 🙏 😎 💪 🎈 🎁 )
wishes = page.xpath('//*[@id="post-3186"]/div/ul[1]').css('li').to_a
beer = -> { 
  Array(1..31).sample.times.map{"🍺"}.join(" ")
}

while true
  puts "\e[32m #{icons.sample} Yiannis Deliyiannis:\e[0m"
  puts line
  puts wishes.sample.text
  puts beer.call
  puts line
  sleep 5
end