space-jam-twitter.rb

#!/usr/bin/env ruby

require 'rubygems'
require 'bundler/setup'

require 'chatterbot/dsl'
require 'spacejam'


consumer_key 'key'
consumer_secret 'secret'

secret 'secret'
token 'token'

check_url = "http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm"
check_string = "<title>Space Jam</title>"

uptime_messages = [
                   "Hooray! Space Jam is still online!",
                   "It's #{Time.now.year} and the Space Jam website is still online",
                   "In case you were worried, Space Jam is still online",
                   "Looks like the Space Jam website is still there",
                   "Yes",
                   "Yep",
                   "Still Kickin",
                   "The Space Jam website is still online",
                   "Still Online"
                  ]

downtime_messages = [
                     "Hmm, looks like Space Jam isn't online. Hopefully it's a fluke ;("
                    ]


x = Spacejam::HTTPCheck.new(check_url)

result = if x.online?
  uptime_messages
else
  downtime_messages
end.sample
result << " (#{Time.now.utc})"

tweet result