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| 528630387246116864 cstross We were two-thirds of the drive up the M1, almost at Doncaster, when the horse in the trunk finally started to smoulder. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528588624325922817 drewtoothpaste "You take the red pill," RuPaul said, her palms upturned, "and I show you how deep this Drag Race goes." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528583934448513024 Mobute Sergeant O'Leary is walking the beat. At night he becomes a Charmander. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528927801265913856 bltitus These haven’t been used before, have they? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528927712409579521 bltitus “Call me Ishmael.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528927651780890625 bltitus “Happy families are all alike.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528927572110106624 bltitus My #NaNoWriMoOpeners - “it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” | |
| 528804452401049600 hunktears Liam reflected on the past week. "Oh my god Harry," he exclaimed as he realized what was happening, "you're in heat!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528903713071841280 hydinout Richard Dawkins started warming up the Death Star's laser. If this couldn't take care of Jesus, nothing would. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528573177669353473 nice_mustard #NaNoWriMoOpeners the gate creaked open, revealing a vast dark ocean of gaming journalism. but where were the ethics?... | |
| 245356551538360324 crushingbort "But Jesus I counted three sets of footprints." Jesus' eyes narrowed as he drew his pistol. "Son of a bitch found us." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528694120966262784 Churd_Champ #NaNoWriMoOpeners the last whale was dead. The seas were too hot. But for Mike, he had bigger problems - like how to get a girlfriend | |
| 528923132045066241 Derrick_Snyder "It's not easy being the last human on a planet ruled by damned dirty apes." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528878296319406080 sam_kriss #NaNoWriMoOpeners as i fled in panic from the toothy embodiment of my own shoddy writing, i wished i'd never quit my job as an oven glove | |
| 396349531165446146 hamsandcastle #NaNoWriMoOpeners They thought destroying Earth would protect them. But Mumford survived and he was pregnant with his sons. | |
| 528363081240678400 jkfecke I never knew the problem with ethics in games journalism, until the fateful day I found the magic trilby. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528591336669081600 edzitron No retweets in a month. Content ignored. He knew what it was. "Randos," said the detective. "Thirsty ones." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528612173757829122 DrExposition Biden loosened his tie as the secret service dumped the pile of DVDs onto his desk. He smiled. "It's anime time." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528663531139657728 hamsandcastle #NaNoWriMoOpeners Every fist had yet to be clenched. The rye was not friggin caught. Holden clenched his fist angstily. "Damn," he clenched. | |
| 528733512572997632 SlowOctopus There were boobs everywhere. Dear God, so many. She couldn't be sure, but she had a feeling there were exactly 99 of them. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528876337206161408 sam_kriss #NaNoWriMoOpeners i reclined writingly on my writing sofa, as churning words cascaded symbolismhavingly around me. today would be a good day | |
| 528616020052017152 TheLincoln "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single tweet in possession of a good many favs, must be in want of a RT." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528776503186948096 Aeslyn1299 Just changed my first line to "I understand where the cannibals are coming from." #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo #amwriting | |
| 528688935254626304 iphisol nothing could possibly make me do nanowrimo this month, Negomi thought and tweeted #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528903521429897218 _legendaryc47 "Dearest Reader, I am heavy with the burden of understanding." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528703659782049793 ami_angelwings It has been 5 years since Anita Sarkeesian unleashed the Anti-Game Equation over Earth. The few rebels are on the run. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528685572982730752 LifeInNeon "My name is Ayn Rand and welcome to Jackass!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528802909224316928 velartrill "the aliens seemed friendly enough until we woke up one morning to find they'd made off with the color green." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528896248561270784 hydinout Chained against the wall, guarded by the giant 3 boobed warriors of LesBos IV, Cod Piecington knew shit had gotten real. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528887189111726080 prkaye #NaNoWriMoOpeners The screen flickered as the malware attempted to kill my VPN tunnel and ID me to the Feds. Panicking, I hit the off button | |
| 528583574271037441 Mobute "Droning jihadis is v. ftw," said the President. "It's p. epic, imho," agreed Biden. The terrorists were like, "Oh noes." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264033177176248321 boring_as_heck I was sent back in time for a purpose. "Mr. MacFarlane," I said, shaking him awake. "Seth. You're gonna miss your flight." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396372659157479424 hell_homer i awoke. eyes still closed, i began to rub all over my body with my palms (like I do every morning,). my ass was gone #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528767892696088576 MackenzieLauka "The weight of a swaying pendulum abounded in Amanda’s ear, drowning out the sound of the cars on the street below." - #NaNoWriMoOpeners :) | |
| 528765828704251904 SpazticWriter Started #NaNoWriMo2014 w/ a bang... by doing nothing but #edits 😕 Gotta catch up tmrw! #NaNoWriMo #amwriting #NaNoWriMoOpeners #Writer ✒️📖 | |
| 528864683131166721 assholsterstom Anti-literacy will never be taken seriously as a movement until everyone considers themselves a writer. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528858841103228928 joshuargilliam @revo_ #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528854825245884416 conky Sometimes Constable Pete imagined swerving into oncoming traffic and letting the horses fall as they may. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528850788433817602 philmillar Sonic winked at me, wiping himself off on the curtains and throwing a gold ring on the table. I cry, deep and hard. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528850378398650368 philmillar "Once the golden ethic is found, true justice will reign" said the beautiful princess, imprisoned by the feminist hags #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528847641539801088 philmillar Hanzo steel firm in his hands, he flashed a smile at the feminazi bitch in front of him, "it's about ethics" he whispers #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528806808790392832 hunktears After years of searching, we'd found it: the portal to the anime dimension. I ran my fingers through my hair and smiled. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528733239830384640 JonathanLHoward The Ringmistress sneered at the mass of sweating characters. "You call this SLASH?" she snapped. "Make it... creepier." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528596913743228928 heysaps His fingers traced the curves of her soft, welcoming body. "Babe," he whispered. "Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528647056475557889 Vicas3 if you're thinking of making a #NaNoWriMoOpeners joke with the word ethics, i assure you someone has made your tweet verbatim already | |
| 522175693221007360 mythraidates The Matriarch ground the gamer's face into the gravel with her boot. "Submit, worm, or be destroyed by my gender theory." #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528830525419831296 ThisAlbumSucks @phishbait555 National Novel Writing Month is #NaNoWriMo, and #NaNoWriMoOpeners is the opening sentence of the novel you're writing. | |
| 528806071800827904 hunktears Barack Obama sat in the Oval Office surrounded by catboys. The door opened. It was Joe Biden. "Meow," Joe said. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528819688252248065 unfriendlyking #NaNoWriMoOpeners : "I hated myself too much right now to still be wearing my working man's lederhosen." | |
| 528819610179887105 LatinAssDragon Alan may have been awkward, but he had super powers and liked anime. That was enough to get some major babes interested. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528629516617678848 TheLincoln "Yo snapcat me some selifes fellow teen," Pita the werewolf said, "after we save humanity by winning deadly game of pog." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528799283206565888 velartrill "in the end, it wasn't global warming, disease, an asteroid, or even the Chicago Orb that set off the mass extinction." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396410561186902016 vrunt "Where have you been?" I asked the main character from my last unfinished novel. "It's a long story. I'll tell it to you:" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 398586100044021760 TheBlackNerd "I WISH I WASN'T SO VIOLENTLY UNATTRACTIVE" Our hero proclaims as he shoves handfuls of cheez-its in his mouth #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527532533790277633 SonarJose "It was the brats of times, it was the wurst of times." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527853104709263360 SharksOnCouches I looked down upon the wreckage of the burning zeppelin. "Actually," I muttered "It's about ethics in games journalism." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528567398933483520 TheHallWay1 #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Obama," began the elf. "You promised us the gold." Obama looked pensively towards the ruins of Washington DC. "I lied." | |
| 528586366398255105 inthefade He adjusts his fedora, faces the crowd. "This," he says into the microphone, "Is about ethics in games journalism," #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528549996958715904 McLeemz #NaNoWriMoOpeners His hand softly grazed the stalks. This was rye, all right. He clenched his fist. Now, how to catch it? | |
| 528806335333154816 velartrill "after a while we learned not to talk about The Glow. nobody wanted to end up like father." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528805613686362114 velartrill "i don't know why i kept dying on mondays." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528804690621136896 GCEism #NaNoWriMoOpeners This is the story of a white man. A white man who was oppressed. He was determined to prove it was about ethics in games j | |
| 528804530964557824 velartrill "we loved the Chicago Orb. why wouldn't we, after all?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528803682867875840 velartrill "i got home that night bleeding, covered in spiders, and glowing in the dark - and not in the fun way" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528732405247406080 coolgothsweater #NaNoWriMoOpeners I was six dews deep when the Bae blew up my phone. I held it to my temple like a gun. "Come over", she said, triggeringly. | |
| 528242510649638912 direlog_ebooks I’m travelling at 99% piss and whisky, 1% to victory” #NaNoWriMoOpeners. | |
| 528803361764958208 rabcyr "It was the best of times, it was the Web 2.0 of times, ..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528803353057583104 queenviah does anyone need a writing buddy for #NaNoWriMo? because I do... #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528803316042461184 velartrill "that was the year i learned the true meaning of Christmas, and not in the fun way." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528622878535987200 boring_as_heck "Time to commit Reggiecide," said Archie shirtlessly. Jughead nodded in agreement, also shirtlessly. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528801767929024514 velartrill "my sister was a little odd, sure, but i never thought she'd show up on my porch with the president of Chile in her trunk"#NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528802799828860928 rabcyr "They said to just keep in the cloud – that it'd be safe there..." #NaNoWriMoOpenersAndClosersInOne | |
| 528802665321332736 velartrill "i never would have picked my mom as the illuminati type, but i guess it just goes to show." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528802003699261440 velartrill (btw if anyone *does* use any of my ridiculous #NaNoWriMoOpeners please tell me because i would love to see it) | |
| 528800975868280832 velartrill "they told us the Excelsior Initiative had no extraterrestrial funding. i guess it *was* an oddly specific denial." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528800211682869248 velartrill "i stared down the barrel of the gun and told Dick Cheney if he shot me he'd never see his favorite limo again." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528798308144525312 ThisAlbumSucks I was having a vape when none other than @richarddawkins sat down next to me, and I knew my life would never be the same. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528788716677259264 OFFICIALpizza My big ass shone brightly. I knew that the day was upon us. The day that my ass would replace the sun. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528796226678816768 mfm773 I was full of words--that much was true. They were destroying me inside, like little knives. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528775146832932864 kenisajerk In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice: always be disrupting. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528783392897503232 kenisajerk One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a gamer. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528788854174924800 hacaplus "Ah, yes, the kanji dick measuring contest." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528787714603102209 andybugay "This is where all the tapes are buried," Sonic tells Tails. He pulls out one tape from the grave-- marked MODERN FAMILY. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528626867533021184 frknbns The door exploded, big time. Richard Dawkins entered, mechsuit smoking with battle damage "I need your help to murder god" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528783063254196227 BongVivant Guy Fieri and Sonic couldn't believe their luck - here they were, cruising for trim with none other than Jeff Pussy. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528665644934660096 direlog “Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Ms. Deckard?” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528778291638173696 Spammyjazzhands "We don't want you here, Lake Dad." The Sheriff said. Lake Dad pulled up his Jorts and began walking towards town anyway. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528762615682457600 TheCheapOne #NaNoWriMoOpeners I looked to that genie with firm resolve and stated my one true wish. "I wish that Yoshi was my dad." | |
| 528184255630028800 Mickey_McCauley Dr. Macklemore knew: in order to bridge the gap between theory and reality, he'd have to test the shrink ray on himself. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601375903453184 caylenb He had it all: robots, women, & a successful gynecology practice in the Casino Night Zone. So what changed Dr Robotnik? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528619238299545601 BronzeHammer Turning to face me, the beast winced slightly. For a moment, it appeared almost human. "My wife," it growled. "Very nice." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397110428406276096 Astrophilia "It's called the Avengers Initiative," said Fury. The Dowager Countess smiled. "You didn't come to me first? Imprudent." #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528776099950772224 kenisajerk It was a bright cold day in April, and the Apple Watches were striking thirteen. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 406540986991804416 direlog “you are our finest panzer commander, rihanna… you will lead us to victory” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 518012334753992705 alexhern David sighed as he stared into the bathroom mirror. It was hard being prime minster – but harder still being otherkin. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528186460663738368 Mickey_McCauley The PC Police breached the door. Sgt. Obola scanned the deserted mancave: looks like CoolGuy Freethought had escaped again #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528559650112028672 johnasavoia "I can too slam dunk that baby" ejaculated Rand Paul, snatching the recently kissed babe from the nonplussed mum #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528702159358275585 IraParks #NaNoWriMoOpeners The thunder was loud-ish, not terrifying exactly, but it was an uncomfortable night overall. Things were in motion. Maybe. | |
| 528579551497289728 NotFaulty #NaNoWriMoOpeners Thank you for reading the 4th installment of my annual continuation in the Zybourne Clock franchise | |
| 528579879382827008 dendycrew It's called heteronormative microagressions, Charlie Brown. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528589558418399232 Mobute The phone rang. It was the president. "I need you to live tweet the Oscars. Only you can save them." "I know," I said. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528731478755389440 getfiscal #NaNoWriMoOpeners The Child of Destiny winked at Beyoncé Knowles. "I've got much to teach you about music and even more about Tae Kwon Do." | |
| 528773714121199618 MJWrightNZ The key #NaNoWriMo challenge and how to answer it http://t.co/rrOcTX5pSi #writingtips #NaNo #writers #NaNoWriMoOpeners #writingprompt | |
| 528772084801875968 MJWrightNZ Ways to handle a major #NaNoWriMo challenge http://t.co/rrOcTX5pSi #writingtips #writetip #NaNo #writers #NaNoWriMoOpeners #writingprompt | |
| 528772359365226496 mfm773 It was a dark and slormy light. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528772113478737920 sbsinger Only 3 days until the planets are in alignment. 72 hours left to find the Golden Fursuit of Destiny, if it even exists. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528621193981865984 Spammyjazzhands Captain Nemo smiled as the gigantic boner smashed into the fleet. Paul Carr's legendary horniness would not go to waste... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528770246858276865 TommyECook She burst into the courtroom, guns ablazing, snapping the necks of statist thugs everywhere. Today, Jahar would be freed #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528769244482121728 larchuk This book is going to be like Atlas Shrugged except with hoodied tech guys and the world's glad they left #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528768933286146049 thedoctordixon Murderers in the night and candy sprawled everywhere in sight. It was Halloween again, and that meant recollection. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396764063503368192 CUSSBRO [Author's note: Antonin Scalia's presence in Hyrule may be considered non-canon. Please refer to appendix for elaboration] #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528768457613901825 larchuk Tim bro-ed out too hard #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528764452011655168 AlmightyBoob Colton Burpo opened his eyes. Instead of the angels and saints he'd told his parents about, all he could see were flames #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528698945305051136 SonarJose The warlocks were all tying their shoes getting ready for the Battle of Elmsnore when the news came: no cleats allowed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528766900294008832 tenaciousjdd @hangingsliders Is this a #NaNoWriMoOpeners? | |
| 528628247731245057 AlmightyBoob "I am a successful man that gets plenty of sex" I told my Naruto wallscroll. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528733563962019840 Waffleman_ As I laid facedown in the gutter bleeding out, I realized that Miku tickets just weren't worth it. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528735539407912960 sbsinger I gasped for breath against the alley wall. Shit. My Sakura love pillow had come to life, and now she was out to kill me. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528766018723004416 tombrones #NaNoWriMoOpeners Smirkingly, Obama tapped the Constitution with his sickly wand. "Mischief managed...." | |
| 528745185031634944 andybugay "I agree," honked the 1994 Dodge Intrepid with automatic transmission, power windows, anti-lock brake, dual airbags, cruis #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528761947773493248 sbsinger "Oh, Tails," Robotnik laughed, "I could never hurt you!" He leaned in close. "You see, you are my horcrux." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528759428913565697 sbsinger Indiana Jones poured a little sand out, then deftly swapped the bag with the Pinkie Pie variant figure. The pillar sunk. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396504101401276417 cushbomb The local mom had expected doctors to hate her after she discovered the weird trick. She hadn't expected the assassins. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 401096309433982976 doctorveritas Adolf Hitler, respected artist, wakes up and nudges his wife. "Eva!" he says. "Eva, I had the strangest dream!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527193501315125251 caliyuga #NaNoWriMoOpeners: "Good god!" she said. "What made me think I could write a goddamned book in a month?!" | |
| 528763923411922944 caylenb Sherlock frowned. Science and deduction could solve almost any mystery, but Marine Todd was a different kind of criminal. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528402264772182016 DreamSculptr Welcome to 2014 Nano, everyone! Follow your heart. It's all good. Time to live the dream... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396261356602916864 ahuj9 “AAARRRUUUAH?!?” Tim Taylor shreiked. He didn’t even KNOW what a clitoris was, let alone think he would suddenly have one. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528759725769650176 hydinout Dan pointed his wand at the Death Eater, calling his patronus, and he shot him in the face. "Welcome to the USA, jerk." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528759673277923328 RealAvocadoFact Nourish if you can Survive if you Put down roots and keep a little earth from slipping away if you can Absorb light #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528758481487400960 JustTalkinSport 1855 words done after day 1. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528757688319373312 hydinout To be, or not to be. That is a stupid question. Everyone should want to be. unless you mean bees, in which case fuck bees. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528757111531274240 sbsinger The Energy Cube enslaved humanity, but I knew it wanted something else. It needed to be negged hard, the way only I could. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528756951052976129 hydinout "Jesse, it's time to cook", said the President. It was indeed time. Time for Baracking Bad. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528756567437770752 hydinout :(, :), :| and >:( all stood ready to join the battle. The time of the Emoticons had arrived. TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397565408862953472 boring_as_heck "The novelization of Wild Wild West was, quite frankly, pedestrian." They would be his last words. I unsheathed my katana. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528756017040216064 hydinout "It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,signifying nothing." "Actually it's about ethics in game journalism" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528755798382374912 YourThirdUncle #NaNoWriMoOpeners Chaos Emeralds were powerful, the space pirates knew that much. But would they be made more powerful combined with Phazon? | |
| 528755383545131008 hydinout But hark, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and it's about ethics in game journalism. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528755365161467904 browniekat13 My name is Olivine Hartwell, but call me Ollie. I hunt reflections, and I'm damn good at it. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528742053979910144 B_Edenfield #NaNoWriMoOpeners : Ella Castile gently pushed the pencil into her armpit vuvuzela while staring out at the death haunted pastures of Mars. | |
| 528754325489995777 hydinout The Doctor looked at his creature, dead by mob hands. "Maybe man is the real monster after all" "EXCUSE ME, NOT ALL MEN!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528753593617502208 hydinout Grumpy cat lifted the AK47, and aimed at Fluttershy. "Friendship is magic? How about no. Friendship is bullshit." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528753582309638145 B_Edenfield #NaNoWriMoOpeners : When Gwendolyn Chambers found Percy Eubanks by the river, she knew she'd have to give up her life as a cowbell. | |
| 528753111859736576 hydinout The horror slowly sank in. The bars all molded with his face, staring at me, and I was trapped. Trapped in a Nicolas Cage. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528752930883518464 MJWrightNZ Planning AND 'pants' creativity both work for writing - here's how http://t.co/M2g7MLe1EM #NaNoWriMo #writetip #NaNo #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528752347854274560 MJWrightNZ What you need to start your novel from scratch http://t.co/XzR227kWop #NaNoPrep #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #writingtips #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528752180023398400 andybugay "All of these Thursday Night Football games are terrible," I said. "I know, right?" she said. Love at first sight. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528751535422201856 TerrinaMajnoona Could someone explain ==> #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528749897399296000 andybugay "Oh no!" said Peggy Hill as she threw the boomerang. Hank reassured her. "Peg, it will come back to you." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528748755189657601 flamingpetty A trolling comes across the sky. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528747984637661185 MarkFrithlaocha #NaNoWriMoOpeners The year: 1789. Disco is King. Hamish M'Tnúthaill is its loyal slave. Not only is he slave to the beat, he is also _______ | |
| 528747793251586048 sbsinger "Actually, I have a cloaca," Falco said, disrobing, "and it's the best damn cloaca you'll ever have!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 131508875412246528 UtilityLimb There I was, the first Libertarian President of bark bark damn it mom the dog stays outside this is my speech-to-text time #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396358956106280961 lessthankyle Neil deGrasse Tyson held out his hand. "Get into the ship," he pleaded. "The sun's in danger. It's Daylight Savings Time." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528743740525932544 andybugay Sometimes I wonder if the BRAWNY™ lumberjack is a vampire. He lives in the woods, so I figured he is a vampire. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528743646951407617 B_Edenfield #NaNoWriMoOpeners : Cravus McCloud knew one day he'd be dead. The more frightening thought: one day, would he be alive? | |
| 528741603280564224 sbsinger Ganondorf felt a wave of ecstasy wash over him when Fox finally thrust his member in. "Now you're playing with portals!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528741286019203072 larchuk No one thought shingles could love #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528732125722574849 Slennon_ i could not figure out where he came from or where he went but cotton eye joe was responsible for my lack of proposals #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528664982360043521 doctorveritas "I'm aroused by many things," said Dr. Fuck. "You're going to have to be more specific" #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528569506898399232 power_crystals Horace Sexmayor was like the guy on Sons of Anarchy, except it was real. He was a cool dude with a motorcycle and hot wife #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528573540669210625 ryanfarkas #NaNoWriMoOpeners The seas were angry that day, my friends. The waves of ethics, crashing down on game journalism. | |
| 528625983105282048 pattymo #NaNoWriMoOpeners Actually, | |
| 528739402089246720 WonderTruly Lavender was certain of one thing and one thing only: you couldn't trust anyone on the first day of April. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528720330026545152 AuthorLeeFrench #NaNoWriMoOpeners "No wonder nobody wants you." Comedy gold, I tell you. | |
| 528708619077169152 ZSGhost "Shoot him! He's my super-creepy imposter!" "No! I'M the real Rob Lowe!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528738637588860928 andybugay "Class, meet our new student," says Mr. Kotter. "Yoda from Star Wars." Yoda gives Barbarino the People's Eyebrow. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528737957650640897 ArchdukeBilliam There was something a bit off about Gerald. Did his face seem a bit more… skinless than usual? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528737190021726208 ArchdukeBilliam “@Mobute: Sergeant O'Leary is walking the beat. At night he becomes a Charmander. #NaNoWriMoOpeners” @EmmyMaher | |
| 528735621980762113 laurelz Someone slips in vomit, very nearly falling. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528734117647904768 Ovnio The shame. It killed him. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528733731897749504 KazRedfield Lara Oswald was Clara Oswald's younger sister. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528732210560368640 SlowOctopus His dick hung cockily between his legs. "My dick," he mused aloud, actutely aware of his dick against his balls. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528732054390079489 TUHistorian Ted was just an ordinary owl. He loved chess, horseback riding and crochet. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528731464251506688 midnightaster #NaNoWriMoOpeners "You can call me a god.... a demon, or a will-o-the-wisp, or a monster. You can’t, however, call me an artist." | |
| 528731304385593344 Horse_Crimes Hobbyist novel writers are shit for the following reasons: #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528728408818081792 Max_Nicholson Here's a tease -- the first line of my novel: "Henry thought he was going to vomit." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528728086565883905 hydinout No one expects to be cockpunched by the president, but the 28th amendment was written for a reason. "Take that, McCain!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528676610065829889 DinkMagic Dordik mounted the pony and left the Dwerven village focussed on his one goal: consensual fucking with a hot chick wizard #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528725847059234816 conky "I'd hang myself if I didn't think the roof would collapse, leaving me alive and exposed to the rain," said Constable Jeff #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528695675869872128 rahatarmanahmed #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Another fallacious article in the Times... Why is it so hard for people to realize that not all #GamerGate | |
| 528692779891687424 rahatarmanahmed #NaNoWriMoOpeners The mysterious man on the other side of the coffee shop got up and walked to our table. "Actually, it's about ethics in ga | |
| 528693752718569472 rahatarmanahmed "Would you like to add a Primo Hardcover strategy guide to your purchase?" She pauses. Hook, line, and sinker. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528694539780128768 Mobute Before "Felicia Day and the Time" was my famous nerdcore group, it was my physics theorem that allowed me to kill Hitler. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528720619060617216 SkirkLee I woke up and looked at the calendar: April 20, 2069. Something told me today would be pretty nice. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528720047544733696 JuliusGoat "Madam, I'm Adam," said Adam to Madam, his border collie, but...*was* he Adam, really? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528718139677093888 NeoRaven #NaNoWriMoOpeners @GreatbobUmber opens twitter, ready for the funny month. "I need those 7 characters," he thinks as he deletes 'openers'. | |
| 528716776579010560 Baalcebub On Wednesday, October 29th 2014 hundreds of young men where reported as dying at the same time due to massive coronaries. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528677521764937728 turtledovejones Kurt Russell had survived the StarGate. But not even that was able to prepare him for the GamerGate. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528692560416763905 DrExposition He opened the book laughingly and shrugfordly sighed "This tome is freaking epic!" he chortled and kept perusing the pages #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528715878863745024 Coleo_Kin @AustinCHowe #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528715081421701120 sarahwrotethat "Do you think they're tweeting back in New York?" she said #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528715031517855744 Mizgibson Enjoying #NaNoWriMoOpeners And also not. #PassiveBadgressive | |
| 528712975910449152 skippable "That" Vincent Testaverde says after jogging off the field, "is how it's done". #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528712815851630592 assholevegan #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/3P2KyHcL3n | |
| 528697677127507968 Maryiswarping “My names Monroe Wright and I guess you could say I have a pest problem.” "It's a ghost problem, stop with the denial." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528711736506200064 Joe_Bean "Oh hey" said John Stamos as he kissed me in the temple. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528710592903643138 velartrill "praying that this might - somehow - be forgivable, i slit the director's throat and let his blood spill over the obelisk" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528710115986112513 velartrill "during the peace negotiations, i found out the hard way that the grand vizier's daughter was a top." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528709947987869697 Spammyjazzhands ET thought he was slick in the wig, and until he joined the gang, he was the slickest one of all. Now he's on trial. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528709890747797504 maramala Shuffling the deck, the gentleman's face was impassive as he stared at his opponent. Opposite him, the devil stared back. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528705421154861057 velartrill "that monday, i put on a tank top, a cute pair of shorts, and a bullet through my best friend's head before he could..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528709362597265409 MarkBrzostowski After hours of work, it dawned on me that alphabetical was the wrong order for a spice rack. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528709221211074560 velartrill "i didn't know why i was chained to the ceiling or where the spiders were coming from, and i didn't need to. " #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528708752779014144 MarkBrzostowski Kirk was ready to give the orders to fire when Frodo yelled, "Stop! Godzilla has Green Lantern in his claws." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528708544657633280 ericwright #NaNoWriMoOpeners Before you criticize you have to know what you're talking about, he said, so this is how I ended up in investment banking. | |
| 528707080384163840 gravescolleen "The room was silent except for the muffled sobs that were exerted from the small boy." My #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo #writinglife | |
| 528703704565043200 tmorganjr She mailed her 3000th letter. This time it would work. She would be silenced no more. The CW would bring back "Everwood." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528706209197867009 SonarJose It was his twenty-fifth, and perhaps last, #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweet. "This one'll get some RTs," he whispered, "it has to." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528706332883709954 LaniLaniDuck "A burst of laughter meets Ry as ze opens the door to zir apartment, along with warm, almost steamy air." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528705714383253504 tmorganjr "Nachos?" he asked. "For breakfast?" That's when he knew she was the one. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528684803692834818 LifeInNeon "My name is Ayn Rand, and I'm back from the dead to tell whoever revived me that they're a filthy altruist and a failure" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528686523634311168 YourThirdUncle #NaNoWriMoOpeners The year was 2014, and ZomboCom was finally ready to reveal its grand scheme. | |
| 528704941477879809 jodabray "That's right!" Lafayette rubs his cold, large, big, chilly foot. "I wrote the algorithm on the bottom of my sole." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528704748179189760 tmorganjr Our hero didn't have to say anything, or make a gesture. The girl he liked would totally notice him anyway, for sure. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528703927915925505 rschertell Favorite line of your #NaNoWriMo2014 project (so far) ?? #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNaWriMo #amwriting | |
| 528607943542181889 HyperEntity He was alive, but why? “It's simple, Herr Hitler. We need you to lead us. Afterall, you were the first libertarian gamer” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528702264555606016 tmorganjr "NO! When I dip you dip! We dip!" Tim's first attempts to sell Synchronized Chips to the Olympic Committee were disastrous #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528702143545356288 velartrill "they told us the Orb meant great things for the economy." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528701710290939904 MarkBrzostowski John, this is wrong. Nancy, I don't care, I can't keep my hands off you. Then the former and current Speakers kissed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528701356744654848 cumwiener #NaNoWriMoOpeners I'm Jake Chasm and I was born to do one thing; jump over chasms. My father told me I would not live past 25. I'm 26 today. | |
| 528700027904876544 velartrill "nobody really minded the screaming, naturally, but after a while the relentless pounding started to get on our nerves." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528636630039400449 MJWrightNZ Building a real character for your novel http://t.co/GjS2vKDOE7 #NaNoWriMo #writetip #writingtips #NaNo #NaNoWriMoOpeners #writingprompt | |
| 528701046005039104 velartrill "my second day in the hotel industry, i finally found out what they do with the bodies." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528700785258160130 ShaileenBeag She looked on in dismay as tomato pulp erupted from the lidless blender, covering walls, floor, ceiling, and her teacher. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528700784175624192 acarboni @CalliopeAnim I feel like that tweet could also go in #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528700398891433984 tmorganjr The rain fell softly, or something. Whatever. 30 more days of this? Really? I'll do anything for attention. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528699850821746689 coryharris In hour 9 of a Law & Order marathon John put his ear to the TV & heard it: "Doink Doink" was "Dick Wolf is Dead" backwards #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528699721108709376 MarkBrzostowski "I see your error, you think I'm a man with fish on his head, when I'm really a fish with a man in it's mouth." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528699720890212353 GregorCostanza The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of George Costanza to correlate all the contents of his mind. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528637831963365376 mattcutts My #NaNoWriMoOpeners from 2010: "My name is Russ. I’m a journalism student, and I didn’t expect to be in jail." | |
| 528699511582248960 dennymayo Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote the droughte of March hath perced to the roote and bathed every veyne in swich li #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528699409110798337 velartrill "with a cry of inarticulate fury, the president seized her ceremonial battleaxe from the wall and flew at the ambassador" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528698863612604416 inthefade He knew he'd anger people by decorating for Christmas on November 1st, but he never expected Rudolph's head in his bed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528698899171905536 coombgang "my dick is bad," the man said w a frown. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528698642614730752 tmorganjr "No more blood shall be said," Finn said, removing his sword from Jake's no-longer beating heart. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528698524037156864 jodabray Yaaaassss my favorite hashtag of the year is back! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528698348832690176 velartrill "Nobody realized what they were feeding the prisoners until it was far, far too late." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528698227961630720 tmorganjr She sauntered into the bar, all high heels and red dress. "Well, I'll be," Edwin McCain said, checking her out. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528697564711751680 velartrill "The sun was the first thing to go, of course." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528697614863056896 jenna_devillier #NaNoWriMoOpeners "My maaji thinks I am isolated. I want to tell her it is not by choice." | |
| 528598809299779584 caylenb Trevor Bahaman looked over the corpses of his former band. Fresh bloodstained dog tracks. Tonight he'd find his answer. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601128909287424 leducviolet He told ‘em to wake him when September ended, but they waited an extra month to be sure. Now Billie Joe was awake—& pissed #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528696216713199616 SonarJose President Babyboy took a sip from his baba as he eyed the Russian premier carefully. "Vell?" The president slowly pooed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528668456254586880 FanSince09 "Do Benghazi!" The shadow president's command was firm, with no clear negro dialect. But Gen. Pon Raul had other plans. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528696030297346048 voxelcomposer "I sat at my keyboard with nothing to write. I am a writer, completely unlike my author in superficial ways." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528695796406181888 larchuk "Hey gurl," the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland said,"I read your dissertation and it was fascinating" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528695795080376320 eddyapplesauce It was the year 2065. Farting had been outlawed fifty years prior, and the apocalypse had immediately followed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528695652822577153 tmorganjr "It's only part time, I swear," the author said to her, partly about his infidelity but mostly about his Starbucks job. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528694972778688512 aklingus The door creaked open. An undead man stood there, skin peeling, bones showing. His jaw creaked open. "Actually, #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528694489276493824 tmorganjr Bullets zoomed past where his head used to be as he tripped over himself. Lt. Ronald Longcock, saved by his namesake again #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528693946156060673 hydinout He loaded the shotgun and put on his gloves. After years of study, he finally knew the answer. How to kill a mockingbird. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528660144482029568 sbsinger "If we don't get the Golden Snitch, Gryffindor is toast!" gasped Harry. "We need to send in Air Bud." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528693490017136640 tmorganjr Turgid. Throbbing. Matt knew these words usually described his penis, but this time they described his heart, too. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528615952066568192 m_kopas ‘game over,’ said jayne fireflyman, which was both a videogames reference & a clever thing to say at the start of a book #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528692028646100993 shellbryson She could nuke him and go back to bed -- #nanowrimo is very much first draft. Also, context is everything. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528690641694240768 passionatesketc It was sort of a mixed reaction. Some of my friends had no problem, some blew a gasket. #vss #twitterfiction #NaNoWriMoOpeners #amwriting | |
| 528691964213198849 timbadtweets 'One for Dear White People please,' the white guy said, ending racial tensions forever. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528690546668494849 sadolan I'm still mad about that @UrplePingo #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweet. | |
| 528689709493411840 TheHallWay1 The professor looked at the robotic gerbil with morbid interest. "One day you'll make a fine son," he said. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528689614304055296 johnlingan No one on the crew knew why a pasta maker was aboard Starjet 5636A, but they were all about to learn that it was haunted. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528689433558544384 TheHallWay1 "It's so wonderful being a duck!" thought the duck as it did duck things #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528689340403040256 YourThirdUncle #NaNoWriMoOpeners Some called him the savior, some called him the destroyer, but the man I had to find was always known as... Gackt | |
| 528689244848394241 TheHallWay1 "Sylvia Plath won't get away this time!" yelled Vincent Price as he wiped tabasco sauce off his Mardi Gras mask #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528689092553617408 hydinout Staring out over the ruins of Washington DC, Ebolobama laughed and sheathed his katana. "Hope and change... for all." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528689091584344065 Levialich geck #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528687013546192896 johnlingan "Name's Mario," he said sexily. "After Batali?" she asked. He shook his head. "The video game." They made love forever. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528688994351988737 larchuk Jony Ive ran and ran but couldn't escape the Milanese loop #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528688839405998080 YourThirdUncle #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Raiden", Doktor said over the Codec, "You must use Blade Mode to take out Reggie's New 3DS Missiles" | |
| 528688763325923328 bookmarked19 "Could you repeat your name?" I looked at my 4th grade teacher and said "Ben. Ben Ghazi." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528688405303918593 YourThirdUncle #NaNoWriMoOpeners The Gurren Lagann was no longer responding to Spiral Energy, and all Simon saw on its displays were 'SIGMA VIRUS'. | |
| 396163629004763137 LeVostreGC Mrs. Dalloway seyde she wolde take the ringe to Mordor herself. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528688161804017665 hydinout ethics in gaming journalism" #NaNoWriMoOpeners 2/2 | |
| 528688069948342272 Levialich Judge Dredd pulled down Sonic's pants and said "In the name of the law, I will fuck you" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528687893313630208 larchuk Fort Knox actually stores all the extra hours we save during Daylight Saving Time. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528687427901075456 YourThirdUncle #NaNoWriMoOpeners Charlie Brown knew what he had to do to get his revenge. To kick that football, he needed the seven Chaos Emeralds. | |
| 528687749948141568 YourThirdUncle #NaNoWriMoOpeners Viewtiful Joe had never heard of a movie called My Little Pony, but a hero's gotta do what a hero's gotta do | |
| 528687635188154369 SkirkLee #NaNoWriMoOpeners The man, #20 emblazoned across his chest, looked at the draft board in horror. "Earl Thomas," he read. "But the Eagles cou | |
| 528687398620651520 larchuk Has anyone ever considered the feelings of the yellow first down line? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528686976174522369 YourThirdUncle #NaNoWriMoOpeners Sonic the Hedgehog woke up bright and early, excited for his first day working at Duck Commander. | |
| 528686967899160577 larchuk This TV weatherman had a dark secret: he could actually see the green screen graphics in real life #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528686335389757440 Levialich Actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528686297200607233 larchuk He turned on his time machine that reverses time by one sentence. He turned on his time machine that reverses ti #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528686150903271425 YourThirdUncle #NaNoWriMoOpeners A little known fact about the game Super Mario Brothers 2 is that it's just an edit of a Japanese game called Doki Doki Pa | |
| 528685640976588800 Levialich Dio tore his pants off and looked at Jotaro and said "I'm gonna fuck you like Za Warduo" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528685611708735488 larchuk What if cheese could think? If you've ever asked yourself that question, you will love this book! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528685434755624960 BlueSweatshirt "So, here it is... The beginning of my 50,000 word journey. I wasn't sure what to write at first, but," #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528685401712496641 larchuk All the mathematicians in the world just stared at each other, realizing numbers were just meaningless squiggly lines #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528685344481624065 SkirkLee #NaNoWriMoOpeners I've searched the world & fought the odds to find this, the Book of Game Ethics. Now: get home before Mom knows I was out. | |
| 528685018369884160 Levialich "God is dead" said God #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528684269238239232 johnlingan Stately, plump Rush Limbaugh ascended the stairs. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528684892825976832 TheHallWay1 Carrying his left pinkie toe in his cold hands, Jerry knew for sure: Never go trick-or-treating at Wes Craven's house. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528684711905071104 33mhz 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528684214192177153 SkirkLee "Hey beautiful, you looking for some fun tonight?" The woman ignored me. Thus began the spiral into my own personal Hell. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528684046944321537 direlog i’m a cryptofascist insect who believes in snidely discouraging people from writing #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528683988219879424 ass_dad "We need to do the damn thang!" Whitlock screamed to Waluigi. Waluigi wielded the syringe of phenobarbital menacingly. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528682985856708609 elaineamsmith Outside the library looked as if rusty bricks had been cemented together with moss. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528682875848126464 Lemon_Coolers Carlo Marx and I were riffing on jazz drummers when Dean Moriarty burst in to ask if we were #TalkinBoutTheNoles #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528669994289483778 ERROR_REDACTED THE HORROR DAWNED ON THE GAMERS AS THEY REALISED "ALMS JUNIOR ITCHES" WAS JUST AN ANAGRAM FOR "JOURNALISM ETHICS" #NANOWRIMOOPENERS | |
| 528612000872812545 samknight1 "Consulate - Benghazi." Rang the President's Blackberry. He smiled, switched the phone to silent and turned on the game. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528608676584914944 Mobute "What if you wrote an explainer on how to read?" Everyone's head exploded in the Vox Dot Com offices. Captain Kirk smiled #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528678091313266688 BileCube Drake woke up caked in blood and with no memory of last night. "Not again," he muttered. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528678534592856065 jajderian Killing, in itself, wasn't so bad in the end #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528677351593639936 notwilliamDARCY People often ask Horatio why he's still with Hamlet. Horatio replies with a shrug and a simple, "He pays the rent." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528677066599071744 MonarchGlobula #NaNoWriMoOpeners it had been weeks since he had killed a bad guy and his trigger finger urged him to go find one. He was a vigilante hero. | |
| 264004907084963840 diarrhea #NaNoWriMoOpeners Spongebob clung to life, the machines breathing for him. His absorbency was always an advantage, until it came to bullets | |
| 264005131257917440 Lowenaffchen The Montagues and Capulets have been feuding for decades over which is better, steampunk or cyberpunk #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528676693717041152 MonarchGlobula #NaNoWriMoOpeners "let me show you how it's done," he said intelligently to the women who had trained him days before. She swooned and fell. | |
| 528676557695770624 cushbomb "The Bozola virus...it's airborne," said the National Security Advisor. And President Bozomba had to suppress a smile. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264050555826077696 lowtax It was the year 20XX. The RePUKElicans & DEMONcrats had taken over the land. Only one man could save us all: Ron Paul 2.0 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528676014365605888 2house2fly The machine gun blew all of my teachers into chunks. DAKKA DAKKA! Explosive bullets. DAKKA DAKKA! I was firing the gun. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264071842342502401 Mobute "I've made a scent that makes you think you're on a college date in 1999," said Dr. Portishead. "I call it Herbal Essence" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264090449201999872 crushingbort An exhausted, BBQ-drenched Obama strode up to the podium. "We did it. My fellow Americans, the McRib is back. Forever." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528675430019371009 DGoddamnGlover #NaNoWriMoOpeners The scientist frantically crunched the numbers a half dozen more times, but the results never changd: the jest WAS finite. | |
| 528675063160377344 CamFantastic1 #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Why am I doing this" tweeted the man "I have nothing of import or interest to tweet here on the twitter" | |
| 394487907467399169 ahuj9 “What do we do Woody?!” Rex & the toys panicked. Woody knew he & the gang were the only ones who could take back Flight 93 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528674115767398401 OldWorldOriole Feminists at the gate. Master Chief removed his helmet and donned a fedora. "Some wars can only be won with logic." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528674627674210305 sex_lupi_illuni as i struck the javelin from Laius’ ephemera, and thieved to the garage to get some isopropyl & plapes—needs be anointment.#NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528673881151008768 BrianMorganEsq New dress and heels. Perfect hair and makeup. The President of the United States was ready for her first Tinder date. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396713523096453120 woodmuffin When the lights go out in the city, only Steve Perry and his handpicked team of Streetlight People can restore them #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396788182312038400 ahuj9 “Not only are you a Wizard, Harry” said Dumbledore“You are a GRAND Wizard!” It was true, Harry DID hate ni- I mean Muggles #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528673003996196865 firehat The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. Col. Cathcart wouldn’t be able to keep him now #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528663487862829056 pattiturner "At seven years of age, I knew I was going to hell." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397419295140872192 briangaar As he removed his dick from the mashed potatoes, he realized it was not that kind of party. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528672824266080258 crupicrupicrupi #NaNoWriMoOpeners RT @Yelix https://t.co/Uunrxp7gQN | |
| 528672525568704512 jefeonwuka #NanoWriMoOpeners The old man said that it's never gonna end, it's neever gonna end, it's neever gonna end. The old man said it's never gonn | |
| 528672416374206464 yarles_p @trill_pikachu @BABYFINLAND @ALLCAPSBRO @doxastic @coombgang @malwaexpress @duyarvish @DigitalSnackman @interstate__8 #NaNoWriMoOpeners tane | |
| 528671912361476096 SukyGoodfellow The White Rabbit had almost made it to the top of the path this time. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528671738528550913 Spammyjazzhands The Artificial Intelligence emerged with a single question-all other knowledge found. "Is pee in your balls?" The AI mused #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528671031003971584 Theodidactus "Actually, it was about ethics in video game journalism" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528669863263600641 blakestacey #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Negative Feedback: Instead of human, bed contained insect." | |
| 528669788542087168 JGiron It's November which means it's time for my favorite hashtag, #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396297875908743169 chuchugoogoo "Imagine there's no vampires, it's easy if you try," John said as Ringo helped him into the MechSuit. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528669452976812032 Spammyjazzhands Bill Kristol's eyes narrowed. Someone had taken a bite of his panini. Blinded by rage, his machete flashed from the sheath #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528669254187773953 assholevegan "We're children until we're not, my sister", Krystof heeded. "Death does not distinguish between the two. Why should we?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397156799926644737 DavidFutrelle Bin Laden has won,in airports of the world every day.I had a little jar of honey, now thrown away by rule-bound dundridges.#NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528668941623623681 flamingpetty The world had ended, but Mose had prepared for this all his life. When you're Amish, every day is the apocalypse. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 394671819283652608 maxlavergne #NaNoWriMoOpeners I grimly loaded my blunderbuss & shot another dolphin in the head. More dirty work at the Steampunk Dolphin Abbatoir | |
| 528546082029326336 tmorganjr "Remember when we were in love?" he sobbed, showing her last year's Facebook posts on TimeHop. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528668332258787328 sex_lupi_illuni “prae sol ædificetur,” she ciphered, elegance—thetis to persephone—& epikastê—stark bods twining in th acheron of my Htub; #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396198429455446016 LeVostreGC Yt ys a sooth universallye acknowledgid that we maye welle daunse yf we do so desyren, and eek leave ower frendes behind. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396262215323357184 brendlewhat "Hail reader, and well met! You're just in time for a fourth-wall breaking fantasy narrative. Fortune smiles upon thee." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528661319713452032 riversmccown Brian Cushing walked into a bar. 20 minutes later, he finally got to his stool. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528667942100037632 benfromcanada Trigger warning: clowns, sex, clown sex #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528667878505975809 larchuk A sculpture in this museum is actually a bomb, but that's OK because the museum is vacant and scheduled for demolition #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528667703595122689 benfromcanada Don's existential crisis was triggered by his inability to distinguish hot dogs from legs. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528667653217345536 JohnSeaborn "A is for antelope, B is for bear! C is for caACK-HAAAUGH!" Vinnie the Varmint sang, coughing up blood again. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528661114553630720 OFFICIALpizza The big robot blasted a huge hole in the wall with a bomb. "Holy Crap!" I bellowed, surprisedly. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528667612897480704 andybud_o "Me much love monkey ook ook." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528616386642210816 kodeswitching Nightrider Cyberdude adjusted his mirrorshades as he cruised through the grid. "Fuck you mom," he thought, "I'm sixteen." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396313144987238400 Tormny_Pickeals it was a dark and stormy night. i was smoking two huge blunts. i turned to the officer who had pulled me over. "sir i'm do #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528667251335892992 benfromcanada His balls hurt as if they were punched by Chuck Norris. "Why'd you punch my nuts, Chuck?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528667186529701888 incoherenc #NaNoWriMoOpeners As the Gamer Wars stretched into their third year, the Gamer Nation rallied to their ancient cry: "Actually it's about et | |
| 396611231697477632 thomas_violence We open on our protagonist, a humble author who would be much more popular if everyone knew how good at writing he was #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528666876549664768 larchuk On this day, people stopped having dreams. There were no real consequences to this happening #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528666733683294208 benfromcanada The handsome & brilliant Glenn from Bananada finished sex with the hottest chick then decided today he'd fight ninjas. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 400268029063598080 virgiltexas You are about to begin reading Otaku_Zeke's new novel, If On A Winter's Night A Wario. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528640536308375553 sam_kriss #NaNoWriMoOpeners the breathy taunts of meathead jocks were muffled by the rain. unholstering his pistol, ludwig wittgenstein strode forward | |
| 528666546252443648 larchuk The president of Morton Salt lived in constant fear that one day people would realize iodine is not an essential nutrient #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528636486380310528 flamingpetty Jane had cancer. So did Steve. So did everyone else in America. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528239518533443585 kodeswitching "President Megaman, come quick!" yelled Tails, as he raced through the West Wing. "There are terrorists in the ball pit!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528666130630860800 drskyskull #NaNoWriMoOpeners "In an opening in the earth lived a tiny, human-like creature." #NailedIt #PeterJacksonSlatedToDirect | |
| 528666044169064448 larchuk "Brunch is for twerks," Miley Cyrus wrote. She submitted the column to The New York Times Magazine #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528591316108591106 mikesacco "This passage doesn't make any kind sense as a novel opener," she said, "but that doesn't matter. They'll laugh anyway" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528665812253806594 Theodidactus "Woola was a witch...or a vampire or something...or whatever. You should buy this book" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528665709702705152 benfromcanada It was a dark & stormy night, & the SJWs were celebrating another victory over ethics by cannibalizing a cishet bro #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528665650982432768 larchuk Finally, someone swapped the nomination lists for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the Baseball Hall of Fame. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528665593269190656 direlog Necthora Multrus crowed, his taloned hands clutching the Night Orb with grievously clutch. “Finally,” rang out his voice, #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528606269402542080 doxastic On the 1st day of college, an atheist prof made all his students say god was dead. You won't believe what happened next! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528664481442705409 RealHitlerTruth I, Adolf Hitler, am an atheist. This is my story. My struggle. Mein Kampf. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528664788638134274 PlagueLovers #NaNoWriMoOpeners ة҈ͨ҈ͨ҉ͨ҈ͨ҈ͨ҉ͬ҉ͬ҉ͬ҉ͬ҉ͬ҉ͬ҈ͣ҉ͣ҉ͣ҈ͣ҈ͣ҈ͣ҉̾҉̾҉̾҈̾҈̾҈̾҈̾҉̾҉ͪ҈ͪ҈ͪ҈ͪ҈ͭ҈ͭ҈ͭ҈ͭ҉ͭ҉ͯ҈ͯ҉ͯ҈ͯ҈ͯ҉ͯ҉ͯ҈ͯ҉ͯ҈ͭ҉ͭ҈ͭ҉ͭ҈ͭ҈ͭ҉ͭ҈ͭͭ҉ͭ҈ͭ҉ͭͭͭ҈ͭ҈ͭ҉ͭ҉ͭ҈ | |
| 528644465687527424 SonarJose I was alway a curious girl. I dropped our brother off a building once to see if babies could die. They can. #NaNoWriMoOpeners #LenaDunham | |
| 528660893274755072 unreallarryking Twilight Sparkle stepped out of the captain's ready room and onto the bridge of the USS Voyager (NCC-74656). #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528663690191437825 danchovy #NaNoWriMoOpeners I am only looking for a relationship resulting in heterosexual marriage. I love God & jerking off. I am gay & pregnant. | |
| 528653761208909824 DrExposition "General, someone is saying bad things about Call of Duty on the world wide web!" "Get me the Web Forums Assassin." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528662414481715201 BrendaMoguez “Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,” I whispered. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528643583302438912 MrPersimmon "Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate." -- unknown #epigrams #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528625124950704128 ahuj9 Serpico looked at me from his deathbed. “I need you to do this to games journalism,” he rasped, “Complete my work.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528661954685308928 ko_hay "She watched the blood pumping out of her arm with a morbid curiosity." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528658034848194562 UrplePingo #NaNoWriMoOpeners Brock Strongerton emerged from the Hogwarts train and surveyed the grounds through steely eyes. "I'm a magician" he said. | |
| 528660428441018368 marynewlim Out of everything that sucked in my life, the blackouts sucked most. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528659977435897856 noranberry “@eatdesigninspir: NANOWRIMO: Day 1 – 1704 Words http://t.co/UnLXKjtDe2”#NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528653956575428609 ErngenC The return of my favorite hashtag has begun #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528659505740251136 Spammyjazzhands "Lake Dad, we need you in North Korea." Colonel Troutman said, "Someone else wears the Crocs now." Lake Dad farted. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528654701341179904 jesseberney The young author opened his laptop and faced the page, dauntingly blank. "You can do this," he muttered under his breath. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528659430251196416 andyorin "Wow," he said, "I'm really good at sex in all the ways." The dame puffed a cigarette. A shadow crept. "Space Nazis!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528578641228087296 WarrenIsDead The clocks were striking non-ordinal time, since ordinals implied hierarchy, as the passing women catcalled Victor Guyfawx #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528657330578419712 JamesSantelli With that personnel group in, clock was going, it gave us a run that we had numbers on, we felt, and also a chance to run… #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528656093342601217 SandCuffs Sonic was knee deep in pussy. He is only two feet tall, but that is still like two or three pussies. He had to run fast. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528655803478462464 DrMaldoror #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Not the blue one," he said, "it's for company. Besides, the green one's fatter and looks more realistic!" #recycledtweet | |
| 528644242592129025 SlowOctopus "Dammit, #Garfield? Who is #Goku?" she asked, her breasts heaving. He took a drag and sighed. "I fucking hate #Mondays." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528644810476126209 theturner Call me maybe, Ishmael. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528646703474159616 MattSailor Tony Soprano ate an onion ring. "Nothing to say pal?" he asked the bearded man. "Snootchie bootchies," his partner said. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528646766158045185 SlowOctopus #Sonic couldn't explain his erection any more than he could explain the dead hooker. Then again, it was always like that. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528648762999046144 McLeemz In the distance, he could hear an echo wafting over the autumn Brooklyn air. "I hated Lena Dunham before it was cool." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528651723523768320 power_crystals Sonic & his hot anime wife come into my knife store, asking for a favor, wanting me to help them. Help them start a family #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528651911948296192 edzitron "We find this man guilty of ten counts of misandry and one count of not having seen The Wire." RedditCourt was in session. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528655263793180672 arfortiyef "All his life he loved to eat eggplant parm. Then he discovered chicken parm. Now he's a meatball parm man." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528655176530657280 DrMaldoror #NaNoWriMoOpeners In ages past Wraxflop's kinfolk had tended the Violet Dragons of Fleedris. Then came the Buttock Dwarves. #recycledtweet | |
| 528592210753646592 DeepOmega Sonic stood atop the Chrysler building, vaping into the rain. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528654545690570752 DrMaldoror #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Roddy, stop that at once!" Judith's face was pinked and hectic. "That's no way to use an octopus!" #recycledtweet | |
| 528654109633556480 MattSailor "Damn good coffee, and hot!" Agent Cooper said. Gunther couldn't help blushing. Was he really over Rachel? Was this love? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528653064514048000 cushbomb Everything alive is tane and everything tane can kill you. Welcome to TaneWorld. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528653724689117185 melanierenzulli #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/75JowmyGWk | |
| 528653540600709120 sbsinger The world rejoiced at the possibilities when the Animorph virus was unleashed... until the changed started craving flesh. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528653197460914176 ASankin The tattoo stretching across his neck was kind of like a metaphor for something--loss, regret, ethics in game journalism #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528653101365215232 arfortiyef "Don't read this if u r under 18." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528653007655694336 edzitron 2024. All language has been replaced by one word: "Farhad." In the darkness, one man Braves to speak. "That smile." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528652750679060480 Lemon_Coolers This story is set in a post-apocalyptic world where only post-apocalyptic fiction is published. Vampires are there too. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528649664480804868 Love_Doughnuts_ "Loneliness is a funny thing, isn't it? Sometimes you can ignore it's presence, others you can't help but notice it." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528652621087641600 AilsaLillywhite "In the context of our own society, there are some very moral upstanding orcs," said the ambassador #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528652346369519616 DTH_LVR a nurse rides a bike around town spreading Ebola like a sweet summer kiss #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528652258243010560 sfionda12 Really hope I haven't peaked too early but 3140 words for the first day of #NaNoWriMo will do! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528651844642701313 arfortiyef "I ate Twitter." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 400809013538861056 woodmuffin Being an Animorph allowed me to fight the Yeerk menace, but nothing could prepare me for the Bjork menace #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528651705789857792 sbsinger Obama's helicopter landed in Mereen. "Daenerys the Unburnt, only you and your dragons can restart the sun." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528624501571870722 caylenb Obama handed Boehner a Wiimote. "You know the rules, John. Universal Health Care. No items. Fox only. Final Destination". #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528651514600898560 sbsinger "The Kelly Clarkson you know is dead. Now there is only Darth Aidul. Tell me, can you love my dark side, Justin?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528651472335273985 abreaknet #NaNoWriMoOpeners Share and Chat about that: https://t.co/gfY15qZZRl Secure and Free Web Chat. No Sign in | |
| 528651054783938561 rushourunner Today is my wedding day. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528634112715026433 tmorganjr Never before had Rick Grimes felt this way about another man. But Hulk Hogan had been bitten, and was soon to turn. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528633293340950528 Harashi "I can't believe I'm sucking Adam Lambert's dick!", thought Garfield as he was sucking Adam Lambert's dick. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528650750621016064 ashfein He woke up remembering nothing—kind of like the movie Memento. Have you seen Memento? This is gonna be like Memento. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528634531130404864 cultofbabies "My name?" the cowboy asked, twirling his gun into its holster. He smirked. "Why, they call me Cumhand SHinji..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528650101938327552 TheWyldSLUG #NaNoWriMoOpeners ebola but zombies | |
| 528649919817871360 arfortiyef "The sky was literally shitting darkness and rain like a fucking asshole. Literally." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528649096161001473 MattSailor "Right this way, Detectives," Poe said. "There's a cask I'd love to show you!" McNulty and Bunk exchanged wary glances. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528646659149148160 cushbomb Anita Sarkeesian was recording the bias journalism that would destroy gaming when Milo Baldwin strode into the studio. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528616029099163648 dwdavison9318 "It's about ethics in games journalism," growled army marine Flint Carcass. He thought about the many times he'd had sex. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528628610484424704 PlagueLovers President Goku VII slammed his first on the table. "How DARE the terrorists attack us on Throwback Thursday." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528644754247274496 Churd_Champ #NaNoWriMoOpeners David looked around. He just didn't care any more. "Maybe this was never actually about ethics in game journalism" | |
| 528646590668353536 highway_62 @JeffTreppel #NaNoWriMoOpeners tag left off? | |
| 528646276494405632 Jack_Hartsell #NaNoWriMoOpeners Nobody knows who hooked the electric chair up to The Clapper, but one thing was certain: its use was now more festive. | |
| 528646103185375232 passionatesketc "His pants gaped open from a rip in the knee. And still he sang.." #beinspired #StayMotivated #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo | |
| 528645062616289281 CMattern21 Can u tell ur NaNo story in 140 characters? How bout 50,000 words? #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528631351671787522 TheLincoln "The following tale could be us, if it wasn't for the fact that you are playin." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528643536003289088 SteierSays Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528641254050263040 2house2fly "The enemy has attacked," said the army boss. "Are you ready to kill?" The soldiers nodded. They were ready to kill. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528643133932711936 highway_62 “No whammies! No whammies! No whammies! Fuck! Whammies!” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528643106582069251 KniTea27 Bah! Stayed up until 4:30a.m. and I only got 858 words! >.< I forgot how hard this is! #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528642091912396800 LeahSikora "The dingier the pub the better." #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 | |
| 528641868259950593 TheBeerNerd pretty weak batch of #NaNoWriMoOpeners this year guys | |
| 528641621311500288 MJWrightNZ Tricks for starting your novel from scratch http://t.co/XzR227kWop #NaNoPrep #NaNoWriMo #writerstips #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 | |
| 528641452356550657 paolo Furious 7 in theaters April 2015 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528641217782108161 racerabbit @SkippyGranolaSA "Duke Nukem felt John McClane come up behind him. They started kissing, & then they fucked. Like, a lot" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528617668715085824 xoxogossipgita Harold Smither had shaggy hair and glasses, and was definitely not based on Harry Potter #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528640816785657857 gol_ad @yarles_p Napoleon I meets Napoleon III, the time-twisting tale of tragedy, farce...and love #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528638434898767872 sbsinger The book arrived. How to Become Tsundere in Six Easy Steps. Even then, I had no idea how much it would change my life. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528585170832883713 Mobute "Queen Bey went 'yolo,' and just sonned that basic boy with so much shade," the Brooklyn-based blogger said excitedly. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528639472351457280 sbsinger "We released you from cryoprison 20 years early. The world is overrun with Pokemon who must be caught. You were the best." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528613493360979968 kalebhorton "I dunno, I like game shows, you know, where you see real anguish when they blow it," he said, digging his own grave. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 142011114761359360 woodmuffin "Step One" I whispered, slitting Rube Goldberg's throat with Occam's Razor. "Done" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528633156258525184 rynpg "With the death of der Führer and Dönitz's surrender," Goebbels said, "the new chancellor is now..." Sonic's phone rang. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528638735823294465 MJWrightNZ The secret to writing that novel http://t.co/nBy9xZ7afD #NaNoWriMo #writetip #writingtips #NaNo #novels #writingprompt #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528638510979616768 Nstro_Amgo #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/QExMvfUND1 | |
| 528638392062316544 AlvySingrAbides SecDef correctly read my silence. He pushed a dossier across the table. "Kotaku 10/24/14" it began. @kathycastro @jared_w #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528638248038330368 MJWrightNZ Ways to handle a major #NaNoWriMo challenge http://t.co/rrOcTX5pSi #writingtips #writetip #NaNo #writers #NaNoWriMoOpeners #writingprompt | |
| 528602963800252416 promissory_boat Dr. Who sensually stroked his sonic screwdriver while the entire G.I. Joe team lay dead at his feet. It was finally over. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528637285802053632 sbsinger I stared at my Tinder in disbelief. "Asuka Langley Soryu." Could it truly be? Without delay I swiped right. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528636774310891521 MJWrightNZ Getting to the core of novel writing http://t.co/Drab8fRtxe #writingtips #writetip #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNo #writingprompt | |
| 528636728253218818 TheWyldSLUG #NaNoWriMoOpeners He was pro-gamergate. She was a SJW. Could these people from two different worlds truly find love? | |
| 528636658317803520 Goat_Hugs Is it time for #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528631745047183360 guattari2600 I quivered as the ape came to life from the Gorilla Puffs box and wrapped me in his furry arms. "I love you" he grunted. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528636050487250944 TheWyldSLUG #NaNoWriMoOpeners *the lyrics to Van Halen's entire discography* | |
| 528636040337031168 MrPersimmon .@thanate7 @phiala #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528636036034080768 tmorganjr "WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?" Steve asked Jim, terrified. "A PS4, dude," Jim replied. "It says so right there. On the box." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528635844874473475 horaceappleton I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528635673524596736 hankhugs Finishing rereading last year's novel, I thought "its that time of year again" so I stuck my pen in my ass and got busy #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528635388890726401 tmorganjr War was fought. Lives and loves were lost. Then Brian turned off the Ken Burns documentary to go get a hot dog. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528635224184197120 nerdhapley “Actually, it’s about ethics in journalism,” I replied. But…what if it wasn’t? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528634622981046273 TheWyldSLUG #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/T0PxtsUHN7 | |
| 528596274430623744 tinybaby "I tripped," said the stranger at my door, "and stuped my beanis" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528634885607813120 tmorganjr "I'll definitely get into the Iowa Writer's Workshop now," he thought as he tucked his Bronie slashfic into the envelope #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528618292945354752 showerbear The first three sentences of the Carl's Jr Wikipedia page #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528618360997937152 turtledovejones It had been 10 long years since Shrek moved to New York - and the city had changed him. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528634470078103552 agraymatter #NaNoWriMoOpeners This is my story. This is our story. This is a story wrong told a thousand times. This is a story about ethics in video ga | |
| 528620186392608768 LynAlmodovar “This is not about the future, Enzo, it’s about the now.” My mother says softly as she stares at me. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528634289563656192 tmorganjr It was a dark and stormy night. Because of the darkness and storms and shit. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528634242629394432 yarles_p Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528627123343593472 WordNerd Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528629026961645569 AlvySingrAbides I took a long drag. "You heard me," SecDef said, forcefully. "Ebola is nothing compared to these video game journalists." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528633697621532674 chim__chim it's #nanowrimo2014 !!! time to follow all the best #NaNoWriMoOpeners awyiss | |
| 528620709103562752 masonpitzel "I'm not content," Jake Fogelnest said, into his coffee. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528633406020943873 Lisa_Lefteye ***This is a work of FICTION nintendo CANT sue me*** "But-a Mario, our love is forbidden" Say-a Luigi, "we-a brothers!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528633348202053632 KosmopoliteATD Finally #amwriting the beginning of my #NaNoWriMo2014 entry in the midst of a long workday & capped by a #Halloween party #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528632856147685376 tmorganjr "Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers," Garth Brooks said, the pleas of his latest kill fresh in his ears. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528632566426136576 Docroddy I suppose every1 thot that once u jump out of a 6th flr window, there is no going back.They didn't really know me though. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528632523073802240 tmorganjr "They never get me!" he thought. Escaping the police or updating his LiveJournal? He wasn't sure anymore. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528632361261731840 distantcities It was love at first sight. Thanks to same-sex marriage legislation, Yossarian & the chaplain got hitched 3 months later. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528632069279084544 MJWrightNZ Welcome to the 2014 #NaNo inspiration schedule http://t.co/L5GAQMWW0D #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 #writetip #writingtips | |
| 528605297808793600 GreenEyedLilo As I sat helplessly inside, the pandas demolished my yard again. I recalled the days they were endangered with nostalgia. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528631826416676866 tmorganjr "What if the bird really is the Word?" he thought, as he affixed another dead pigeon to the altar. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528631634439196672 distantcities “I’ve got a sixth sense,” said the kid. “You’re dead, aren’t you? Best to get these things out in the open first thing.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528631515068911616 sbsinger "It's not just a keyblade," I told the lacrosse captain as the lightsaber ignited. "This time, Sarah'll be MY prom date!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528631082636541952 distantcities RT It was the postmodern of times, it was the premodern of times; the age of theft, the age of remixing #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528630917737504769 MrPersimmon The sky above the port was the color of a meatloaf, cooked to medium well. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528630877900001281 ZSGhost "Hitler was good" said Gokugate The Atheist Hedgehog to his travelling partner, also Hitler. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528630699939467264 valerievaldes My first line: "In the cold darkness of space, on the small cargo transport La Sirena Negra, a lone kitten cried." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528630499452145664 DukeRaccoon The hairs on the back of my neck prickled, & I knew. I just knew. John Candy whispered in my ear "would you like a snack?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528630303041257472 louis_friend #NaNoWriMoOpeners Quivered the budding nymphet to the cupping of her nubs. This is the ballad of roaming Hans | |
| 528624209086644224 woodmuffin "That's crazy" I told the time traveler "I'm not gonna kill some autistic kid in Connecticut! Here in 2012 we have ethics" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528629704560234496 Spammyjazzhands The fins unfolded, the car climbed into the air. Richard Dawkins looked over and smiled at his anime body pillow. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528610486167035904 rajandelman "Yr doing NaNoWriMo?" Her friends nodded. "Thought it was a weird thing for babies." She began a journey of self-discovery #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528629627942866944 ibkt cum and piss and cum and piss and cum and piss and cum and piss and cum and piss and cum and piss and cum and piss and cum #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528629781227900928 OldWorldOriole Luigi and Sonic took up the rear. Chris Hayes and I were up front. Our Quest: reach Mt. Fuji & burn the hottest take ever. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528275807765282816 atweetingtwit The dame came the the office with a case. Something about being stalked by angry men. "Actually," I said, "It's about eth #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528628672089968640 AlmightyBoob The old man frantically typed his rebuttal. "Actually, 16 is the scientifically sexiest age," he pleaded. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528628712015941632 Joe_Bean Fiona entered the dancehall dressed as Hitler. She was the only one who dressed up. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528628152936181760 Joe_Bean Gallons of ectoplasm erupted from beneath the stage. Slimer had arrived at the White Hills High Graduation. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528627988049694720 emma_gear Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me. With that, the world was plunged into darkness. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528627692371861504 sbsinger I'd finally become Sailor Mars, but at what cost? I threw my old skin into the fire, knowing I'd never see my family again #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528627688857038849 Hollyster16 "The shotgun fired with the ringing clarity of a siren in the calm before a storm." #NaNoWriMoOpeners #firstsentence | |
| 528627370870464512 DrShenanigans "Harry!" Ron panted, "Voldemort is back!" Harry sipped his bourbon. "Time to find out who's the bigger bastard." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396317853004996608 hamsandcastle #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Come with me, Kevin." The grizzled vet had lost Steve, John and Bob, but he'd be damned to live in a world without bacon. | |
| 396340561671512064 hamsandcastle #NaNoWriMoOpeners Jeff-san. Wake up. It's me. Annie Mae. I'm here. And I'm Real. | |
| 396371369052487681 woodmuffin Professor X hooked Cerebro up to the voting machines. He concentrated on all the Obama voters. He clenched his fists #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396392888256311296 Gen_Ironicus "You don't understand dude" he groaned. "I am not a boy. I'm a man. A Mega Man!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528626864542081024 sbsinger I cradled Ross's bloodied body. "There is... a 7th friend. *cough* It's all up to you now to find her, Chandler." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528575676455325696 crylenol #NaNoWriMoOpeners I'm going to build a time machine in order to go back in time and have sex with Joan of Arc. | |
| 528626739761934336 houseofagro #NaNoWriMoOpeners Wri Mo? Na. No. | |
| 528626425884995585 emmetmatheson My problem, Frank told me, is that I was all Hootie and no Blowfish. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528625316567465984 hamsandcastle #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Tim Cook is gay," Vegeta growled huskily. "You know what we need to do," quipped Bubsy, unsheathing his golden gun. | |
| 528625727839928321 BigRedDreck A basso, Oxford-accented voice rings out on the Enterprise bridge. "Get me up to speed on today's E-outrage, Number One." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528626006484348928 WeirdBirdPal Pete wentz from fall out boy stared at Obama in amazement. "You need my and Princeton's help to defeat aliens?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528625816805330944 realdaveimboden #NaNoWriMoOpeners I had Zoe Quinn in the Camel Clutch. This was it. "Say it," I boomed. She squeezed out, "It's...it's about ethics--" | |
| 528625298976571392 AnEpicMistake A blue helicopter with "tumblr"scrawled on its side flies over the ashes of San Francisco. SJW's hunting true gamers. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528625288251703296 muddymudskipper #NaNoWriMoOpeners this time Kenny would be the one killing the bastard Cartman | |
| 528610703448342528 kalebhorton "It's easier, in theory, to counterfeit tens, because you can wash them at gas stations," he said, digging his own grave. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528624375021711360 EditDeskTweets Good luck to everyone participating in #NaNoWriMo2014! May the best pen win! #NaNoWriMo #amwriting #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWordSprints | |
| 528624785849581568 joshuargilliam We want the ball and we're going to score #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528624552403013633 jason_schrock The pizza-loving man looked out at the gathering armies. "It appears these pizza wars have just begun," he said spicily. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528624072134242305 mattyeightfour The bastard sat at his good desk, nursing--what else?--bourbon. Rocks. Big glass. He considered the bulls of Pamplona and #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528547653622431744 tmorganjr "Hey, baby," he said and whistled, confident in his feminism because he said it to that baby over there. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528557541236539392 drewtoothpaste "They said I was too wrapped up in my fantasy world to get the network running," I told Dr. Who. "Let's make them pay." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528623362575450113 SaphirDrachen "The lone twelve year old girl with a serious face, stepped off the pier and gazed at the sleepy port town." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528623211244965888 OldWorldOriole Yesterday, I thought I would have some simple fun. But my Ray Rice costume taught me how many REAL racists are out there. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528622982944784384 mattyeightfour "How do I reach these kids?", he sighed, massaging his temples. He turns back to the warm glow of the laptop. "Actually, #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528622835434930176 ThisAlbumSucks I was having a beer for breakfast in a shitty Las Vegas strip bar when I realized I really wanted to smoke a doobie. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528622773267361793 heysaps He took a single drag from his cigarette and then tossed it into the sea. "I remember when llamas ruled the internet."#NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528621534844182529 caylenb Cartographers, historians & girls all claimed that The Friend Zone was a myth. But Indiana Jones knew better. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528622309779976193 KonySandusky "KONY, IM HONY" #NANOWRIMOOPENERS | |
| 528622115311058945 Boringstein #NaNoWriMoOpeners It's the year 2084, 60 years since the PC police made it illegal to play video games, & banned consumption of Mountain Dew | |
| 264007124496023552 ahuj9 The Constitution lay in shreds on the floor. In its place, a simple banner: "Friendship is Magic". #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 131217384370475008 thatsnotkosher "It's tool time" sobbed Tim Taylor. His finger firmly on the trigger, he fired the gun pressed against Wilson's skull. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528620975852896256 BigRedDreck Year 3 of the Op Ed Wars. I aim at the deserter. "Wait," says Col. Kristof. "We need permission from The Ethicist first." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528621407262236672 mattyeightfour A wise man once said, "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times". I'd recently taken a fiction writing workshop #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528620855174381568 gmpaiella Actually, it's about ethics in games journalism. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528620483961712640 hydinout Dan never expected to get Ebola, but then again, Dan didn't expect to become a zombie today either. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528620295750307840 Unguided Sir Gordon stumbled into the castle courtyard. With his dying breath he said "It's about ethics in games journalism." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528616893712588800 highway_62 There’s also a whole mess of #NaNoWriMoOpeners about ethics in gaming journalism and life’s on the short side. | |
| 528620131912777729 hydinout "Check your privilege, you cis gendered caucasian whale!" yelled Ahab the otherkin, as the whale did whale things. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528619755306254336 BronzeHammer I unsheathed my sword, my confidence buoyed by the creature's dark utterances. "Sexy time!" it pleaded. I showed no mercy. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528619633671032833 SilasAllen1 "You just seem... distant," she said. "I'm sorry," he sighed. "I'm just so worried about ethics in gaming journalism." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528619595440357377 Spammyjazzhands "No! My foot is stuck in the Terlet!" Ross Douthat shouted, as the toilet began to pull him downwards, towards Dagon. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528619511940145152 bergmanj He shoved the overgrowth off the tombstone and uncovered what was beneath. "RIP WEIRD TWITTER / 2010 - 2014." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528619449163988992 ourladyofFlan This is my favourite annual hashtag. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528619407790993408 passionatesketc @clpauwels yes they sure do count!! So press on! :) #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528602930262585344 Ethan_Booker "Dad, what you doing with that gun?" Marvin gasped. "Bad news, Marv," Mr. Gaye responded. "I've got Huntingson's Disease" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528619327055233025 hydinout "Tide goes in, stains go out" said O'Rielly, "You can't explain that". The atheist gasped for breath, defeated by logic. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528618772559843328 Yelix The times were good, but they were also bad. Also, a hot girl version of Sonic the Hedgehog killed a bunch of zombies. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264038517737410560 lawblob I know what I saw, Jesus! There were more footprints in that sand! *Jesus signals & his goons put a bullet in my neck* #NaNoWrimoOpeners | |
| 528611496436453377 samknight1 The priest bid his student an emotion-laden farewell. "Be brave. Your deceptions will be a boon to Christ, Mr. Dawkins." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528619127456681984 showerbear As Mario Sonicski adjusted the driver's seat of his new Scion Xb he caught his reflection in the rearview mirror & smiled #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528619010989240320 Zen_arcade_ He began writing the note slowly. 'For sale: baby shoes, never worn' it read. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528618989459881984 Spammyjazzhands Anton Chigurh laughed as the coin spun on the countertop. He laughed because the Burger King dies either way. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528616013261451264 girlziplocked He sobbed, standing alone among the dead and the dying. He screamed, "I thought it was about ethics in game journalism!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528618642695401472 cfCollision *the entirely of the lyrics to 'When the Music's Over'* #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528616325598691329 whereiscooldude #NaNoWriMoOpeners It was one of those stories that grabbed you, refusing to wrest control of you until every grain of that fricken rye was c | |
| 528618363757420544 Dinovember My biggest disappointment in life is that I did not inherit my mothers long forearms. #NaNoWriMoOpeners #dinovember | |
| 528618319369093120 emmetmatheson Garth Gilford said he was only trying to help. That's why he only charged $100. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528618187508973569 construXnunchuX "We're ... out of apples, Mr. Dickens!" Mr. Dickens looks out the window at his cider mill. "I never saw this coming" #NaNoWriMoOpeners" | |
| 528618075579367425 emmetmatheson Neil Young had seen enough. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528618072002031616 MelodyIsWriting I wish I could tell you it wasn't completely terrifying to wake up in the dark with your ankles and wrists bound. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528618042025312256 hydinout "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" yelled Gandalf, "UNTIL YOU ADMIT IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN GAMING JOURNALISM" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528618040653795330 Zen_arcade_ @kalebhorton "Let me get this straight" he began, his voice slowly raising. "You aren't a fan of Hank Williams Jr?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528616877120307201 ArkansasFresh "You know that milk was spoiled, right?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528608406966661120 direlog i want to write a #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweet but the only thing i can think of is unironic Lee Pace clone slash | |
| 528617428985851904 OFFICIALpizza The sun crested the hill. "Oh shit!" I shouted, in super slo-mo, as the the titanic orb of frame began tumbling toward me. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528617638503907328 hydinout It was a dark and stormy night the day that she walked into my office, with legs that wouldn't quit and dangerous curves. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528617060109410305 cynixy The best part of this time of year is reading all the hilarious #NaNoWriMoOpeners. | |
| 528593312244981760 ChristianLipski "Sure it looks like simple misogyny," said Det. James, "but my gut says it's actually about ethics in gaming journalism." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528617179369857024 highway_62 “He filled the gas tank for the last time anyone ever would.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528616660966465536 highway_62 "I have concluded that I am not an appropriate audience for this book.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528616528367734784 girlziplocked He never intended to conquer what is now the kingdom of Florida. It just kind of happened. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528616308209106946 NoChorus It was true, mused Detective Not Me, Proxies Of Everyone Who Bullied me were behind [disgusting crime to be decided later] #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528616108027170817 kodeswitching *the first sentence of "ready, player, one"* #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528616069100220416 GentleMarisa Since tinsel had been made legal currency, Helene Monocle had enjoyed her status as the richest craft store employee. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528615939458482177 ZSGhost #NaNoWriMoOpeners The white man took our land with a smile. He said "I'll give you fair price for it. Plus an hour in the ball pit." | |
| 528615855127801857 owl_emily "The world has been flooded many times by a being humans cannot understand." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528615756737818624 DubiousCA The door slams shut again, and Linda Tran scowls. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528615650940301313 Evil_Shero "We're ... out of apples, Mr. Dickens!" Mr. Dickens looks out the window at his cider mill. "I never saw this coming" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528608505243402240 AnthraxJones Todd was finally ready. "It's about ethics in updog", he wrote. The money, the fame, that could all wait. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528615508300812289 GentleMarisa Lela Ladybird glared at the houseboat of Dr. Guppy, Molotov cocktail in hand--it was going to be a long Michaelmas. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528615310895497216 cfCollision "Actually," #Nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528615305963384832 PagebyPaigebook "I woke to pain – head pounding, eye sensitive pain...Every college student’s nemesis - a hangover." #NaNoWriMoOpeners #HalloweenHangover | |
| 528615215903301632 mmmarystweets #NaNoWriMoOpeners I've been living in the Dooney Rat for two years--no, 18 months. The Rat is a rusty station wagon who belches white smoke | |
| 528448025057058816 RicharddeNooy "NoNoNoMo," he groaned, rolling over in bed to type the word into Twitter before dropping off again, phone in hand. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528615087703986176 NevadaLifeguard #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/xzwtoonb8H | |
| 528607752323883008 weed_mouse Holden strapped his catcher mitt on. Clenching his fist in anticipation, he was determined to catch all that frickin rye #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528615048818593794 lifeguardMI #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/2lC38502th | |
| 528615046369116160 INlifeguard #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/vtYwvXpNS0 | |
| 528615036667695104 BamaLifeguard #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/Hwo5LpVIpZ | |
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| 528610022222467073 johnlingan "My man, how you been?" said Plato "Tight," replied Socrates. "Word up." The year was 1983. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528613957838196736 highway_62 @steve_lieber You forgot #NaNoWriMoOpeners, Steve. | |
| 528614683860025344 AdventuresofFB Once, God and the Devil were traveling through eternity, arguing about creation. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528614568386658305 DavidCovucci @celebrityhottub #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528612944452792320 PhilKenSaban His whole body tensed as his eyes shot to the nearest calendar. November. "No. Not again." He hastened to the mute filter. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528236238021459968 kodeswitching Brock Hardman was an ex-Navy SEAL with an axe to grind and great at Call of Duty. His cool sunglasses glinted in the sun. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603744850968576 coryharris I had but a small love for her, not a full pot of fair trade coffee but a Keurig-sized portion of affection. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528614484039192576 ChrisInman_31 "Opal is down yonder in the county jail. She didn't mean to kill that low life. Sheriff caught her trying to bury him". #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 528614129897324544 The_Swole_Nerd Here I was in a situation identical to the hunger games except the protagonist is a straight buff white male gamer #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528614284885229569 Morteana #NaNoWriMoOpeners: The absolute best place to hide from your friends is the ladies bathroom. #Classy #trufax | |
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| 528577647866294272 9x #NaNoWriMoOpeners i dusted off my favourite seasonal hashtag and looked down at my imbecile dog. "this is the big one, humphrey. this is it" | |
| 528614143788449792 lifeua2014 ➡http://t.co/mhjLYKi1fW #NaNoWriMoOpeners #PSUvsMD Duke Johnson #3YearsOfUnderTheMistletoe | |
| 528590665160982528 SlowOctopus #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Jack the Ripper, the Zodiac Killer... what if I told you I was both of them?" Tails asked Master Chief, suspensfully. | |
| 528613992613150720 AOmwesikwa ➡http://t.co/VTmYuL4dIW Michael Hunnicutt #3YearsOfUnderTheMistletoe #NaNoWriMoOpeners #IWantTix | |
| 528613919506825218 HPJoker Lena Dunham stood at the foot of her bed, fiddling with her iPhone while a captured ISIS insurgent was tied to her bedpost #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528594777294770177 cushbomb The zombie came round the corner and saw a family of five huddling behind a dumpster. "I wish I hadn't filled up on Ted." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528613871062224896 highway_62 “People told him all his life that there was no such thing as true evil, and then he heard autotune for the first time.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528613712895430656 TTMobile_us TT USA 22:25 1.#IWantTix 2.#3YearsOfUnderTheMistletoe 3.#PSUvsMD 4.#HappyNovember 5.#NaNoWriMoOpeners 6.Myles Garrett 7.Marco Estrada | |
| 528613493876867073 MrVonAwesometon "No one can ever know of this." President Biden put a finger over Anita Sarkeesian's lips. | |
| "They would never understand." | |
| #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528598422119792641 heysaps Fire and ash rained from the sky, as Baal twisted his lips into a cruel and knowing smile ."Oppa...oppa gangnam style." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528613274716491776 scrublord i havent had the time to write #nanowrimoopeners so instead take one i did last year instead https://t.co/yQBHZMzRHa | |
| 528611661121585153 championsoasis Robert Pattinson took off his designer t-shirt and flexed all his muscles at once. "do u mind if i bite you" he asked #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528611757812891648 HPJoker Mr. Busey looked outside the window of his palatial estate, staring at the wreckage. "Why... Why did we shoot Predator 3?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528611988880908290 aklingus My breath caught in my throat. I was finally seeing Jay Leno's standup in person. And he. Was. Amazing. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528613004200656896 HPJoker "Hoo hoo, let me tell you about the time I invented radio," Howard Stern muttered for the umpteen time. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528612026583498752 timutslerrr "Maybe this is the month I'll try to make a whole perfect zine," he twittered from bed at 11:18 on a Saturday. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396316348768194560 crushingbort "Mr. President," he said, throwing a bunch of papers all over Obama, "Al Qaeda's seized every folder factory in the world" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528612919517274112 xxxpage #NaNoWriMoOpeners BLANK. | |
| 528612093613068288 foucault_45 "You're not allergic to ebola apples are you? I sliced one up in the curry," she said. "No I'm not," I replied. But I was. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396381180846931968 tastefactory The violin guy in Dave Matthews Band could feel the excitement, the time for his solo neared. Suddenly Dave pointed to him.#NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528611779459706881 CK1Blogs lois #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528612412984135680 misserinwhite I'm not gonna lie, I started this novel with "Once upon a time...." I'm gonna delete it later but it works for now! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528612204254216192 dashflanagan #NaNoWriMoOpeners “@TGIFridays: Where will you be when we take flight? Well, a flight of ribs that is. #FridaysRibs” | |
| 528612074381791232 JuanConde11 his dick was stuck in the existential void of our lives #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528612070980583425 RombergirlRebel "The day I died was a day quite like any other." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528611817384603649 theangrymick @elongreen "Marketing," he sighed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528611276151209985 highway_62 “The strength and fervor with which some men dig their own graves is an astonishing thing.” cc @kalebhorton #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528611350755672064 daweiner "I have never begun a novel with more misgiving. I have little story to tell and I end with a plane in a vagina.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528599645740875776 weed_mouse The lizard thirsts for the tea, so desperate for a sip that he cares little about anyone's business #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528571364434001921 theBGrass The thick leather chair swivels behind that venerable desk. An aide speaks: "President Cous... Boogie. President Boogie." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528610844918415360 turdfailure "If you tell my wife I'll fucking sue you!" Mitt slammed the phone angrily. "How can I be pregnant... again?!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528610367937970176 knguyen When he disappeared, all he left was a note that read: "There was nowhere else I could expand my vision of the future.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528609789094678529 cooperlund He'd finally figured out the one weird trick to making girls see his kitten dick but he didn't understand the consequences #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528609623428059136 vietnamesewoman #NaNoWriMoOpeners In the name of Allah , the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful. All praise is due to Allah , Lord of the worlds | |
| 528599771163136000 nasboat call me pissmael #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396303868914454530 drewtoothpaste "No!" Fluttershy screamed in terror. "Friendship may be magic," I replied, drawing my katana, "but the friendzone is not." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528609531123990528 LeGozer I think that turd is finally starting to dry out, Gary. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528609504792182784 PatriotMom776 Papa John, nude and covered in vomit, rails one last line of cocaine before crashing his Corvette in his backyard. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528609480087724033 johnlingan New York was gray, oppressive. The air was thick with despair and late capitalism. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528608412834476032 Noozy642 3 years and 45 days after Mayor McCheese declared martial law, the sun broke through the smoke for the first time #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528608791487873024 johnlingan Penny hated Tara, but every year she still dutifully signed the girl's birthday card, "Love, Grandma." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528608711296974848 lessthankyle Neil deGrasse Tyson reached his hand from the ship door. "Let's go, Adam. It's Ethics in Space Journalism Savings Time." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528608269154418688 daweiner "Don’t DM your exes.” “DMX? I thought he was a rapper.” It was going to be a long night. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528608178234470400 daysliketv 'When will 21st Century Breakdown be critically re-evaluated?' cried Billie Joe as he closed the Wikipedia page #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528608025276215297 Lons Rothgar knew a tale as vast as his couldn't be contained in a lone volume. Maybe 3. Or 4, dividing the finale in twain. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528607974978490369 FantasticHat He slumped in the smoldering wreckage of all that had ever been. "Finally," he said. "Games journalism is ethical." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528607944485900288 Ethan_Booker The time-traveling John Wilkes Booth passes Lee Harvey Oswald & hands him the rifle. "Nobody will believe you," he mutters #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528607718790430720 beoliu happy #NaNoWriMoOpeners day, @theBGrass @PoptartAbidi | |
| 528607571700375553 johnlingan In June of 1986, William Ashford lost 217 pounds. That's when the aliens made their move. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 506841293444509696 ahuj9 Pumpkin Spice froth sticks to the respectable whiskers I’ve grown for Movember. I take out my quill and begin penning my #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528596277244604417 sbsinger "I am Groot." "We can't go back to Equestria! Not after what happened last time!" Rocket exlaimed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528607128354033664 Noozy642 I had never found myself aroused inside a Walmart until today #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528606717639020544 edzitron “GET INSIDE!” I yelled to the man, pulling him into the attic. Tweetstorm Marc was about to hit 500/44,000. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528606709267595264 johnlingan The ostrich blood pooled at Ralph's feet. He looked for a place to put the accordion. But everything was on fire. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528606563318390784 text_quest #NaNoWriMoOpeners Hungus Targaryan, the most sexually liberated of his ancient family line, dragged a whetstone along the edge of his katana | |
| 528605398979211264 paranoidliotta His name? Phil Collins. His obsession? The Alamo. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528537278428504065 FactionMan Norman didn't know which was worse: that his dog had just died, or that it was the apocalypse. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603511798632448 weed_mouse Gucci Mane was in a panic. Tonight was the big debutant's ball, and he just got mustard on his tuxedo #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528606168680521729 Ethan_Booker Fidel gently kissed John's neck, his beard tickling him. "Er, uh, I'm having a Cuban Missile Crisis in my pants, Fidel." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528604013608972288 a_planet_irl "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." from Fareed Zakaria's upcoming title "Two Cities: A Tale" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528605723899740161 andienash I’m sitting at the table pretending to eat a bowl of cereal, watching my mom pretend to wipe down the kitchen counter. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528604487892893696 downcycler The phone rang. McGruff closed the door to his office in the Game Journalism wing. "Ethics division." he barked. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528605629141630977 McLeemz Samus removed her helmet, took a drag, & exhaled. "Asian pear." The air was thick w/propylene glycol. "I like your style." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528605586045554688 drirvin91 it's the most wonderful month of the yearrr. #NaNoWriMoOpeners is back | |
| 528605428713017346 pieandbeans #NaNoWriMoOpeners i shit my own pants. | |
| 528605405266841600 Chandiggity VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528605315076751360 johnlingan He'd always wanted to play the tuba, but he never expected to start the day after his lobotomy. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528604437804511232 MikeHodgesEd Deep down, he knew it wasn't about ethics in games journalism. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528604913576984576 I_Am_Hughes Once again, Wolverine was glad of his healing powers. "Well quit picking your nose!" said Jean "8th time today" he mumbled #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603322140622848 I_Am_Hughes Spacemaster Vim caressed the switch that would launch his ship into the heart of the black hole. "Hold onto your nipples!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528604551063285762 TTMobile_us #NaNoWriMoOpeners is now trending in USA, ranking 4 | |
| 528604290005618689 doxastic Cat McCoy, a cat-cowboy, moseyed through a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Things had literally gone to the dogs, for real. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603999113867264 GreenEyedLilo John trudged to his teammate's RV in the infield. He knew exactly how Adam would want him to make up for that wreck. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603962526945280 MPRodney September 11, 2001 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603835234004992 UnknownEric Call me Dick Butt. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603706414354432 JrJobes "Careful." Said my best friend the Teddy Bear Ted. "We're being followed by raiders, also looking for the lost ark." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603687422550016 rabidbadger It was the best of ethics in gaming journalism. It was the worst of ethics in gaming journalism. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603671983296512 ZGhaoN After a decade-long struggle, it seemed Chad was the last man who would take a stand for ethics in videogame journalism. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603464780509186 elongreen He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603463845171201 GreenEyedLilo Jen kissed her boyfriend one last time, then reapplied her red lipstick. "I'm gonna be the best nun ever," she thought. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603379455766528 ericwright #NaNoWriMoOpeners I quit my job at Sears after they shut off the A/C while we were rolling all the spare change by hand into paper sleeves. | |
| 528603117332738048 alazyreader The people of the city awoke one fateful rainy morning to discover all of their gutters had been stolen overnight. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528603114476027904 recursionrecurs lance squinted into the bright morning sky, having a premonition that he would kill a lot of bad guys today, with his gun. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528603053797441537 casquettepetita The first black mayor of Dance City put on his tap shoes. "It's time to stop these zombies," he said. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528602037211377665 TomHasOpinions When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the ethics in games journalism #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528602792873582593 paranoidliotta He was a dedicated gamer who loved to Do the Dew. She was a lonely lady with sexual inclinations toward Emperor Penguins. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528602747151867904 doxastic I have too many boogers. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528602673806065664 ericwright #NaNoWriMoOpeners After her 1989 divorce, Joanne wanted to do something “philanthropic” but couldn’t find that in the yellow pages. | |
| 528602529794637824 TrashFuckerDog #NaNoWriMoOpeners i dont know what this is i am an uneducated pleb and im dumb at everything | |
| 528602527235719168 edzitron Farhad sent out his one millionth resume and smiled. He would have every job. Nobody would stop him. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528602421409615872 TheLadyLudovica "Tinder winced in pain when the levitation attachment clicked into place." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528602232376545280 ericwright #NaNoWriMoOpeners On my fifth birthday, my mother stabbed my father because he forgot the candles and I “deserve better than that.” | |
| 528602228886892544 TomHasOpinions It was a bright cold day in April and the clocks were striking ethics in games journalism #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528602195777048576 less_than_zero Once, I was just a Magic: The Gathering® player... then my parents died, I became a Planeswalker, and everything changed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528602024808427520 sbsinger "What am I doing in here?" Cthulu turned towards the other inmates. "For trying to save the world. This is my story." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528602021104865280 twinearthwater "Pronunciation: \ə, (ˈ)ā, Canada ˈa\ Function: indefinite article." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601923340218369 Noozy642 Tails woke up in a cold sweat and decided today was the day. Today he would kiss Sonic. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601851059777538 less_than_zero "How did I get here?" I thought as my head was being cut off; my dick was already long gone. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601796789682176 I_Am_Hughes One look from her and I knew life would never be the same again. "Do you have a clubcard, Sir?" "Not yet, baby. Not yet." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601704229797889 TomHasOpinions Call me Ethics in Games Journalism #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601605680414720 TomHasOpinions He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the ethics in games journalism #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601558628323328 twinearthwater "The subject of the TED talk that evening was a dark presage." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601545425055744 tinybaby "I have to take a huge shit, Jerry" "I saw a bathroom back that way, Mr President" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601385810808832 I_Am_Hughes Fingers of smoke crept out the oven door as Mary looked in satisfaction at Paul's corpse. "Sorry kid, I kneaded the dough" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601342445912064 TomHasOpinions The cold passed reluctantly from the earth, and the retiring fogs revealed ethics in games journalism #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601308878897152 keisertroll "Duke Pitt walked into the gay bar, ready to gentrify it." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601136056778752 joey_pittsburgh The starship sped away from the exploding Earth. 'Ethics in gaming journalism is finally safe,' Captain ManDude thought. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601072152379392 doxastic I thought nothing could be better than meeting George Wendt. But then I found out... he's a wizard. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528601064854286336 TomHasOpinions Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed in his bed into ethics in games journalism #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528600729381269504 popletariat Jim's belly shook. As it turned out, the chili he ate was magic that made him stop sweating, but would Katie notice? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528600670568710144 kenisajerk It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be a VC. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528600586175148032 johnasavoia Sitting in front of the piano, sausages tied to his fingers, Green began to play. "daddy would you like some cummies" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528600584681971712 MagneticNorthSA The author, sad and shameless, stole his opening line from the #NaNoWriMoOpeners. If that was the worst of his crimes, he could be forgiven. | |
| 528600542483054592 cushbomb Bronk Crisco had killed more ISIS guys than any other two Delta operators combined. But his greatest foe was illiteracy. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528600256116555777 sbsinger "Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I'm aromantic!" Knuckles cried. But the train was pulling away, and with it, Birdo. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528600174243753984 passionatesketc Having faith in what the eyes cannot see but the heart knows.I have had this experience. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528600139112669186 SkippyGranolaSA The first woman I ever loved turned out to be a seven-foot-tall spider demon who wanted me for my warm moist chest cavity #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528599985906933761 twinearthwater "Young Howard Roark stared at the pages on the floor of a dismembered On The Road, scavenging for inspiration." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528599789886504960 SkippyGranolaSA "I want to help you," my therapist said, "but I'd like an apology for my secretary." I guiltily wiped blood from my mouth. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528599847436570625 TomHasOpinions It was the best ethics in gaming journalism, it was the worst of ethics in gaming journalism #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528599677479190530 popletariat On a quiet night, the dog would often think about Sara, another dog he was in love with, and cry a sad song to the stars. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528599578028027904 keisertroll They had stopped talking to each other. "Why can't Bob Woodward realize it's actually about ethics in game journalism..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528599535577464832 less_than_zero I've been drafting concepts for my multi-volume sci-fi/fantasy novel cycle for five years now. This is my story. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528599014368112640 keisertroll "I said I'd never get on a raft again," Ned Beatty muttered to himself. "But this raft IS endorsed by Hulk Hogan." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528599013537632258 tinybaby What follows is a story about ethics. Ethics in videogame journalism. #NaNoWriMoOpeners #hack #badcomedy #idiot | |
| 528598679494877184 kenisajerk It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of Soylent. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528598654248943617 twinearthwater "Howard Roark laughed."#NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528597702381015040 sbsinger The neckbeard primed the laser. "Soon the supermoon will be in position, Mr. Bond, and the world will know #notallmen." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528597393370251264 inthefade imo it is dark and stormy rn tbqh. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528597306036084736 edzitron The President opened a secret hatch and looked in. “How’s it going Joe?” “Well, Barry- Feminism’s nearly owned gaming.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528595082782334976 theMirai "Felsa and Emma were close sisters, but when Felsa's pyrokinetic magic was unveiled, she fled to the lava mountains..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528594836127899648 etscrivner "Remember me...as a hero" he said, taking one last vape from his ecig. "I will Mr. President. I will"...2 weeks earlier... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528594784576090113 BrendanCByrne NB: all of @AuthenticWmGibs's tweets function as #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528594744109445121 ThadCollins I forgot it was November until I started to see @Mobute's#NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners roll in! MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR!! | |
| 528594079974965248 I_Am_Hughes "If a picture paints a thousand words, here's my porn folder, write your own fucking book." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528593763967713281 I_Am_Hughes "It's November again, and I 'm here to write books and grow moustaches, and I'm all outta moustache wax." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528593287213768704 I_Am_Hughes "Everyone's got one book in 'em" the librarian said, raising a scalpel as I strained at the straps. "Yours is overdue!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528592676334370817 rabidbadger Still groggy when the nurse gently passed her swaddled newborn she glanced at the TV. "I'll name him Ebola Malaysia." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528592551960248320 edzitron Jesus returned to Earth and the Christians hollered until Jesus tore off his face to reveal Borat. “….NOT!!!” he squalled. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528592472906428416 mickfoley4ever My name is Dirk. I'm a badass 37-year-old brony and me and my wife Selena Gomez are gonna give birth to our first foal. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528592066675494912 MetaEnthusiast .@mikesacco "It's called IN MEDIAS RES," I said, switching back from the "ad hominem" Wikitab #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528591993929486336 mickfoley4ever Imagine a world where all human communication was replaced with Twitter. Coincidentally, everyone in this world is a fag. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528591942003613696 passionatesketc Jody had remembered how her gift of Intuition had helped keep her safe so many times as a young girl... #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWordSprints | |
| 528591706237583360 TheWholeyTruth Margaret Wheeler pulled into the gas station with just one thought in her mind. “Lord, I have to pee.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo | |
| 528591634624413696 mickfoley4ever By day, Tom is an 31-year-old incel kissless virgin with IBS and acne. By night, he's in bed at 9pm due to his narcolepsy. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528591615032832000 BrendanCByrne The shifting reanimated e-corpse of Guy Debord hovered before my Amazonportal critiquing my How To Get Her Back listicle. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528591584741580800 ellivent tis the season to mute the hashtag #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528591332009586689 dcurtisj In all directions, to the horizon, lay #butts. Nothing but. He rolled up sleeves, snapped gloves in place. "Let's build." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528591287260549121 DewNO "The murders will stop forever, unless you write a novel this month," the note read I've never been good at taking orders #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528590198242684928 saltythetrain As we created the hill, I clenched my fist and turned to my companions. "Hey dudes, it's time to catch some frikkin rye." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528573938914586625 skullmandible #NaNoWriMoOpeners handsome & tall social media mogul reflects on his majesty after being featured 3 times on the buzzfeed best tweets list | |
| 528589891173486592 passionatesketc That Little voice in your head, should I or shouldn't I.. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528589199629234176 roundthewheel "Actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism," snorted Gary Oak #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528589194198011906 wigglewriterly Anyway #NaNoWriMoOpeners: Verona laced up her pale pink chuck taylors and tied them with a firm double knot. | |
| 528589009212018688 passionatesketc At the beginning of the ceremony Angela stood in the audience shouting "THANKS ANGELS! I am forever grateful you all!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528588951611654146 edzitron Intergalactic Sergeant Derulo didn't understand the alien language - but when he saw the Xenobooty things fell into place #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528588829511663617 bengoobers #NaNoWriMoOpeners The dojo was hotter than usual this particular Sunday. A toadish man named Dale Tidalwave entered with a half-hearted bow | |
| 528588516880433152 Sonichu1 "DONT YOU GET IT MARTY!? WE HAVE TO GO BACK! THIS IS ABOUT ETHICS IN GAMES JOURNALISM!" BACK TO THE ETHICS #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528587593449881600 Sonichu1 "There use to be a time rape was celebrated. Even honored...it all changed when the feminist nation attacked." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528583184586244096 boygainvillea as the dying gater croaked, "it's about ethics in gaming journalism," vivian pulled her sword from his chest. he vanished. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528587212959404032 passionatesketc Be #blessed with all that is good! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528586776747978752 ass_on Staples, Pizza Hut. Stephen Dedalus uploaded his resume to LinkedIn. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528586769311465472 Obamagician gabriel garcia marquez was known to love white, hot ropes of cum. he'd shake a load out anywhere, given the chance. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528586397650026496 Harvey_S "My name is Sonic the Hedgehog and I support Gamer Gate." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528585377125523456 tholzerman "Sir, septic tanks are going missing again." He scowled, for he knew what was going on. @ChuckCJohnson was back. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528564530863800322 BronzeHammer I am going to fuck the government. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528586598624264193 BrianMorganEsq We crammed into the station wagon and headed west. "I gotta pee" yelled grandma. Dad passed the bucket and kept driving. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528586583948423168 BrendanCByrne As I stalked my sleek, gamey twin through the ruins of Nouveau Yorke, memories of my One True Emoji haunted and shook me. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528580371441799169 NotFaulty #NaNoWriMoOpeners Vivian James sighed as she drew her Gamer Cyberkatana | |
| 528585967490576385 CharlieRDaley @Mobute The werewolf puked and died. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528585863148867584 Obamagician the rare basement girl and pauline decided to mutate into pokemon fuckboys for the win on tumblr #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528585229695741952 DougExeter Clumsily, he rid the F-150 of its contents. "Congratulations", the leader said, "you now have your street name: Rob Ford." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528585164155535360 bengoobers #NaNoWriMoOpeners The wiffle ball bat I'd halved and had been sipping sherry from was half empty...just like me I guess... | |
| 528584949474295808 BrendanCByrne As I shifted the regrown blimp into 28th gear, I thought of Hotspur's last howls as he descended into the nanosphere. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528584820486848512 IShotGuyDebord "That thing on the internet that makes you mildly uncomfortable but not to the extent that you cannot derive pleasure." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528584531859628033 UrbanAchievr It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528584440029925378 ConnorSouthard Derrick was a vampire and that phrase is the peak of this book's interestingness, tbh. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528584080150257664 ConnorSouthard Jason was an average kid, but that all changed the day he learned his true calling. It was #GamerGate #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528584023237726209 KenRedkill #NaNoWriMoOpeners Flex Musclepunch knew he had a long day ahead of him as he sat, unable to explain his erection to the pet store owner. | |
| 396250670631645184 hamsandcastle #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Aaliyah listen, we have to get off this plane now," said Tupac. "Of existence," he added while jamming the controls. | |
| 528573414374916096 Slennon_ it was the first day of november. i sat down to start my novel, my ass bursting with scorpions. the stench of shark semen #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528574148231327744 KenRedkill #NaNoWriMoOpeners Go write a real novel, you turds. | |
| 528578004520566784 BrianMorganEsq He took one bite, gasped in horror, and threw the hotdog on the ground. He knew. Kosher Cop always knew. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528581542143328256 Harvey_S Gently, I brush a tear from Applejack's eye. "Actually, its about ethics in games journalism." I coo as I unzip my pants. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528581997044584450 adamsteinbaugh The computer chirped, waking the orbiting being. "Sir, Earth's mackle levels are dangerously low." "My purpose awaits." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528582595659837440 noconjio "Jon, listen! Turn down the seismic generator before it destroys New York! Please!" Slowly, he faced me. "...for what?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528582337098158080 theleanover Oh god, not this again. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528579798306541568 Levialich #NaNoWriMoOpeners "WELCOME TO HELL!" yelled Tupac as he punched me in nuts | |
| 448915719074222080 ahuj9 “I say, do these “anime” women ever take their… clothes off?” asked George Washington. I smirked and opened my laptop. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526194457574535168 SeethingVortex BIg football Jim was big. Big man, big gun. He loved sports, and also guns. Shotting all hte time. Guns. mmmm... Gunns. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528580658353164288 Harvey_S "Actually, its about ethics in games journalism." said Vegeta as he punched the dreaded SJW back to space. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528580501813334016 videocrime #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Look at all those celebrity boobs" yelled The Collector. Star-Lord, who was a Male Feminist Ally closed his eyes tightly | |
| 528580127924699137 midnightjudges It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. No, wait, it was the best of times. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528579729625210880 Lamarthefrog #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/kHWr4eaZZS | |
| 528579723929350144 novakate69 #NaNoWriMo here we go. it was a cave, just a goddamn cave. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528579320533364736 pcksl #NaNoWriMoOpeners warning: this novel contains several images of my nude ass. | |
| 528578437829890049 getcerebral #NaNoWriMoOpeners this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down no really, i'm on the ceiling and i need an adult | |
| 528578372801400832 timothymcfall #NaNoWriMoOpeners It was a dark and stormy night, so I talked to girls on fb. | |
| 528578111915319296 noconjio Using his powers of interjection, the Mansplainer saves the day by teaching those bitches some Cheetos connoisseurship. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528577764811882497 BrianMorganEsq It was mid afternoon on Thraxon 7. Jerry sneezed. It was late evening. Thraxon 7 rotated once every 22 minutes. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528576666658816001 nessatalks #NaNoWriMoOpeners "I don’t think Baba would have liked it if I told him that his ancestor had taught us in our sleep." | |
| 528576446261125120 IShotGuyDebord I wonder what #nanowrimoopeners will bring us this year. | |
| 528576297262678016 hyperboredealis OMG“@nice_mustard: #NaNoWriMoOpeners the gate creaked open, revealing a vast dark ocean of gaming journalism. but where were the ethics?...” | |
| 528575235290054656 BrianMorganEsq The air held the rain in its fist, like a new ShamWow, ready to ring itself out on the hot, parched earth. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528574832125165570 MarkusJ #NaNoWriMoOpeners I lay the original Betsy Ross flag I had absconded with on the bed, turning the lights low and putting on some soft music | |
| 528574580202668032 videocrime #NaNoWriMoOpeners Cyber Doctor Who looked into the stream of data, all of it in real time. He grunted, "Somebody is writing 'TURDS' online" | |
| 528573125479628800 bahnree #NaNoWriMoOpeners Riley had been in prison for two months and still had no idea who he was or how he got there. | |
| 528571417319583745 Tristaisshort if @writlarge were able to do 90 events in 90 days, who says I can't write a novel in 30?! #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528571224893706241 Laura_Salters Spontaneous decision to do #NaNoWriMo – add me? Come play? Join me in my breakdown? #amwriting #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/9UJw5urDUP | |
| 528570313723105281 theBGrass Ethics in games journalism was just a canard. The real goal -- Phase 2 -- is about ethics in anime voice acting casting. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528569587139633152 franieldana @tmorganjr more please #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528569254208339968 valorpen Officially November 1st! Ready to get your @NaNoWriMo on??? #amwriting #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners #writing | |
| 528569068182585344 muddymudskipper #NaNoWriMoOpeners Cher Horowitz was clueless about a lot of things, using a katana sword wasn't one of them | |
| 528452424906715136 DigitalBasic "But mom, it's about ethics in gaming journalism!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528568282467799042 videocrime oh baby it's #NaNoWriMoOpeners month and it's the funniest time to be on the twits | |
| 528443339733872640 adamsteinbaugh All along, the old arcade game wasn't a game at all, but a test to identify the one who could defeat the dread SJWs. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528543325906042880 tmorganjr "It's okay," Nick Lachey said to Drew Lachey, pulling him closer. "We're not really brothers." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528550889741889537 tmorganjr "More like Obama DON'T care," the President said, putting on his sunglasses and watching Benghazi live on secret TV #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528567786919170049 wearesharkdad our favorite time of year on twitter - #NaNoWriMoOpeners time. | |
| 528563970517790720 muddymudskipper #NaNoWriMoOpeners Elle Woods saw the new bill circulating that would make being blonde illegal and she would stop it from passing | |
| 528559096157700096 johnasavoia He had a dumb face, small, dry balls, and was otherwise uninteresting. He was also about to save anime #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528559700368191488 enveloping Rock Beefunit strapped on his guns outside the Gamasutra HQ.. "Time to blast some ethics into these motherfuckers." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528557669679128576 wifiman54272365 bih piss #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528557089543565312 McLeemz The door flew open. "Madame President…" Her aide was covered in blood. "Our content reserves…someone…Russia…they're gone." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528555840538968064 tholzerman "I'll have the fish," he said. The waiter drew his sword. "You son of a bitch." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528554083414999041 raevenlywrites #NaNoWriMoOpeners https://t.co/X8j5ucWPKR | |
| 528553786357583872 raevenlywrites Huh, yeah. #NaNoWriMoOpeners right there. Guess I should have seen that tradition coming... | |
| 528552764780331008 CGKfeminist "Facebook said I was having a good time." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528552062125346816 CurlewKJ "This is a momentary interruption of your most valued time for a public service announcement" #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 | |
| 528551420396847104 tmorganjr He spent his breaks at work writing dumb tweets before going home and watching House instead of working on his own book #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528550525676318720 laxR00ney Let the writing commence! #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 #amwriting #50K30days | |
| 528550033059512320 book_nerd_149 Who else is so ready for #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528549905447407618 passionatesketc Sometimes you just have to bow your head,Say a prayer and Weather the storm. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528548797421740032 tmorganjr The narrator is a beautiful, quick witted genius. No, for real. Someone said that to me once. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528546992553984000 tmorganjr Marlboro Winston Reynolds flicked a cigarette at the gas station, exploding it. "Smoking kills...my enemies." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528544927547162624 tmorganjr "I am the Bullgod," Kid Rock said, assuming his final, terrifying form. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528544215085879296 tmorganjr Her raven hair was flaxen, like straw colored in with a black Sharpie or something. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528543836663201792 tmorganjr When the Stargate closed, Conor MacLeod knew it would only open if he achieved his mission: kill Prime Minister Potter #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528543812126527488 DigitalRaeyn Our tale is a tale that begins as many do, at some arbitrary point in the past.... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528542154604679169 tmorganjr "You're absolutely right," Stephanie Meyer said. "Twilight *is* supposed to end just like your brilliant fanfiction." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528531979814567936 85mf @petegaines @ChrisMuellerPGH He didn't know it when he pressed Tweet, but that morning Pete Gaines saved the poop joke. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528528975686291457 ChrisMuellerPGH @85mf November is for #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528506860383780864 Donxila http://t.co/tPxEIX0RuX … … … The video http://t.co/Jo0cTcvHPx … … Free song download ! Enjoy ! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528505059454496768 rbwood And so it begins. #NaNoWriMo is under way. #NaNoWriMoOpeners " Thaddeus Crowe sat up and spit out a glom of saliva mixed with blood." | |
| 528492960141549568 arctosarctos 'The north Mayo blanket bogs are exciting on paper, but boring as shit in person.' #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528490739001745409 TheWritersChest #NaNoWriMo2014 Who's #writing like crazy today? Share your #story ideas with us @TheWritersChest #Nano #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528484194070970368 snuffyart We are witches. We are as one. We are witches. Very soon, we will be dead. #amwriting #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMo | |
| 527962409219395584 justabloodygame "Stop talking about your novel. Nobody gives a damn!" He yelled, tossing himself from a speeding train into the night. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528481892468002817 JennaBethL Happy NaNoWriMo day!!! #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo | |
| 528481350878527488 radiantmoonart People had always been afraid of me. Born two years premature, no-one expected an eight year old to survive #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 | |
| 528480128373108736 iamjustinleon He truly bagan to have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours after he drank the potion. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528451661933871104 ZeldaWasser I won a book tonight at the #NaNoWriMoOpeners - an actual paperback book. I'll read it after #ThePrinceLestat #amreading | |
| 528435954479300608 LuigimeisterSRL #NaNoWriMoOpeners Clang. | |
| 528443087115153408 passionatesketc Do not wait until the conditions are perfect to begin. Beginning makes the conditions perfect. - Alan Cohen. #NaNoWriMoOpeners #amwriting | |
| 396256339954905090 brendlewhat "You and I are not so different," I said to the mirror, where the person who was my worst enemy and also me was. "Touché." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528452869687902208 MaddieDalrymple It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times #NaNoWriMoOpeners https://t.co/DkaUmv8cI7 | |
| 396283128043405313 DinkMagic "This is going to make the Matrix look like dog shit" said Gordon Crime, looking at his one point seven billion knives #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528452118810591232 TheStoryGoes_ Some days are destined to be full of sunshine: weddings, birthdays. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528446154917548032 SPMJM #SlowBurn plots. #NaNoWordSprints #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528446040207532032 LusyAdams Wolrd is a cruel and nasty place with no guarantees. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528445728780455936 sarahdanne Of course they would think it was me, I’m a butcher. I had a clever in my hand the minute I saw it. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528445457534423041 maullarmaullar the aliens thought they could steal kaiji obi-wan barkley's powers. it was time for him to ball like he'd never balled b4 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528442551087280129 passionatesketc Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again - Nelson Mandela #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528441623932194817 passionatesketc #wellsaid #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/MhNacLdoul | |
| 528433418741489664 barnaclespearls In the woods, dappled golden sunlight flows over the earth, carpeted with leaves in autumnal colors of brown, golden and #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528432197921824768 passionatesketc #NaNoWriMoOpeners We'll all get there in time... do it 'til you die. | |
| 528426163882819584 passionatesketc #NaNoWriMoOpeners Jackson almost had crashed into a fire hydrant beside a pub right outside his deadbeat girlfriend's brothers front door... | |
| 528424749345411073 soupcan58 Another target darted into view. Derek didn’t know exactly why they were running from him. They knew what they’d done... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528400353813753856 ghost_at_most it has begun. there's no turning back now. rest in peace, me. #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/Q288O1l0ag | |
| 528423704384917504 passionatesketc "Success requires enough optimism to provide hope and enough pessimism to prevent complacency." -David G. Meyers- #QOTD #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528419111983140866 SmaMan And it begins: "Are you alright? Can you hear my voice?" said an old man with a cane. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528417924671737856 RoJoHen I got to leave work early! Let's knock out some words! #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #fairytale #OnceUponATime | |
| 528414519408607232 evanafter "So one time, I got super fucked up at this married guy's house. Shit. That's bad news." #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528413214212493312 cinco_bajeena @chronolynx he said wearily. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528408109514240001 TheBeerNerd halloween is over on the east coast. it is now time for #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528406322417373184 MJWrightNZ Some of the key steps to starting your novel http://t.co/XzR227kWop #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #writingtips #writetip #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528405388710789121 HannaAlley15 Total word count tonight: 2k Nighty night! :) #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526582331981955072 kimpossums and on the seventh day god rested, forgetting about the canadian geese, who began to plot their rise to power. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396375344909135872 hell_homer the American flag, now only available in digital, flickered then disappeared. Jeffery Manguy, a handsome hacker, chortled #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528397584650350592 heather_c3 "Everything seemed to be in a permanent state of obtenebration.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528396899158863872 SojournerBurns ...looked up toward the stars as the snow that had been hurtling down on them only to turn to ice-cold rain began to slow. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528396307317010432 tholzerman "So, what's your policy on fucking the ostriches?" I asked with a grin on my face. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528383862372855810 CatClancer "It's good, but what is really needs is..." Tim paused, looking up at the Death Star. "More power." Vader let out a sigh. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528379823107104768 pockybotz Call me Rocket Ismail #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528333139849281536 MonarchGlobula #NaNoWriMoOpeners Timmy wasn't a bitch ass motherfucker, so I knew he wouldn't snitch. Jake would though. I hid the candy and pulled a gun. | |
| 528207413149564929 feitclub January 20, 2025: At her inaugural ball, President Sarkeesian orders the internment of "all gamers" effective immediately #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528363771333738496 WarLordwrites #NaNoWriMoOpeners Halloween challenge: Trick or Twerk or perhaps Twerk or Treat | |
| 528340763189342209 nasimwrites “I’m pretty sure you broke it.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528340308422320128 alyssa__holly AND SO IT BEGINS. [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/WSMR77wD4O | |
| 528337984199077889 MonarchGlobula #NaNoWriMoOpeners My time to shine had truly come. Only I could diffuse the bomb while singing an Italian opperata and single jazz hand. Me. | |
| 527512415076749313 DadBeard When he wasn’t shoving Carl Buddig deli meat into his mouth at an alarming rate, he was solving crimes…crimes against men #NanowrimoOpeners | |
| 528334528465895424 MonarchGlobula #NaNoWriMoOpeners Well you can tell by the way that I use my walk, I'm a ladies man-- no wait. I'm a ladies woman. And tonight, I want her. | |
| 528334366276345856 MonarchGlobula #NaNoWriMoOpeners I had never loved as strongly or as fully in my entire 16 years as I did this stranger I had just seen across the room. | |
| 528334120104259584 MonarchGlobula #NaNoWriMoOpeners She was different. But the same, in the comfortable familiar sort of girl next door way. Kind, considerate, with big tits | |
| 528333778859872256 MonarchGlobula #NaNoWriMoOpeners He stood in the coffee shop, staring down at his laptop. It was finished! The perfect novel! It would be a best seller! | |
| 528333534973669376 MonarchGlobula #NaNoWriMoOpeners I never thought I could be the chosen one. The prince, robot, unicorn, knight, dragon, mermaid, souled vampire. But I was. | |
| 528332750580097024 MonarchGlobula #NaNoWriMoOpeners I felt his breath on my neck and I giggled. The breath slowed and time froze. Then I pushed him off of me. My first kill! | |
| 528319354128330752 s_____tf noch 5 Minuten!!! #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528316582452146176 LetMeJoe Gethin had just fastened the straps that kept him safe during his regular lapses in sanity when the phone started ringing. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528274551780954112 atweetingtwit Obama's press conference began. "My fellow Americans - I am proud to say 'gamers' have convinced me to outlaw Gone Home." #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528306396396544000 LaceyDearie I was going to stay up until midnight to do my first couple of hundred words for Nanowrimo but I cannae be arsed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528303422282694657 blacklily_f I also know EXACTLY how my 1st sentence is going to go. #NaNoWriMoOpeners #IsItNovemberYet #NaNoPrep | |
| 528280991245152256 street_doggee LAST DAY TO SEND ME YOUR #NaNoWriMoOpeners FOR ME TO CHOOSE THE BEST AND WRITE A NOVEL BASED OFF IT | |
| 528276927069843456 atweetingtwit My editor's eyes teared up. "My god," he whispered. "It's the greatest novel ever written." #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 526745679557693441 ElectricLit Halloween fiction prompts culled from scary news headlines http://t.co/Znje74wpck #NaNoWriMoOpeners #amwriting http://t.co/kz2hD5C68g | |
| 528256878770651136 TheQuillSeeker They say Time is a harsh mistress. They're wrong. Oh so wrong... Time is the harshest mistress of them all. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528252332509646848 KillGoldfish #NaNoWriMoOpeners The decision time for Luis had come. Standing on the old cathedral, would he go the path of the human... or the gargoyle? | |
| 528248932325814272 KillGoldfish #NaNoWriMoOpeners Reuben Bresler sweats as his revolver smokes. "You wouldn't laugh at my videos, but who's not laughing now?" | |
| 528248443639459840 AstronautBryan @acarboni get your best #NaNoWriMoOpeners tweets ready | |
| 528245070655655936 MrMatthewFlynn "I've given up on proper hygiene and I want out of this marriage." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528240564240539648 MrMatthewFlynn After posting a pic of his gun on Instagram with the hashtag #GLOCKtober Bob felt empty & helpless. *gun shot* #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528240385483485185 deptstorespook #ScaryStoriesIn5Words unable to mute hashtag "#NaNoWriMoOpeners" | |
| 528236929662590976 TomKenniston She was a tall girl with healthy buttocks with a love for sloppy, fat gamers. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528208871697825792 feitclub @nadiaoxford "Goodbye dental plan!" "Nadia needs braces!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528203683377717248 ahuj9 while you chodes put on costumes and go to "parties" I will be creating a stockpile of #NaNoWriMoOpeners so profound they make will you cry | |
| 528191362211278848 Mickey_McCauley While we nattered away on the internet, the Thought Pieces slowly congealed into a ThoughtWhole. And now it controls us. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528177620597628928 Mickey_McCauley "Well done" said my sensei. "You've advanced beyond a mere black belt." He opened a box. "This belt is the color...of sex" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526176499947560960 Wordbeast It had been thirteen years since Taylor Swift had destroyed Europe. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528008531828826112 GemiditosWho ¿Alguien tiene un #NaNoWriMoOpeners para mi o qué? | |
| 527991709717004288 PaulWartenberg #NaNoWriMoOpeners When the third penguin exploded against the blast wall, Joule realized the city was doomed. | |
| 527990886853263360 PaulWartenberg #NaNoWriMoOpeners Allen counted the number of green-skinned alien women strolling seductively down the ship's ramp. Good. Only 150 of them. | |
| 527990214837694464 PaulWartenberg #NaNoWriMoOpeners "So what's this about you blowing up the wrong building?" | |
| 527989737903357952 Morgan_1300 #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMoPrep | |
| 403628242243837952 woodmuffin Pat Benetar turned to challenge the last remaining ThumperMech. "Hit me with your chest, bot!" she goaded #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527967009510682624 CLongnovels A woman nearing fifty is not to be trifled with. #WIP #NaNoWriMoOpeners @upgradestory @FebruaryGrace @caitreynolds | |
| 527962865937182720 Joe_Bean #NaNoWriMoOpeners Steve wasn't like the other boys in his high school moustache class; Steve was a Harvey. | |
| 527957406350082049 scott_riley #NaNoWriMoOpeners is now a pinned tab in Chrome and it's not getting closed til Advent. | |
| 527947075086864384 MacAshton351 Here is idea 3 of 3 for my #NaNoWriMo book. #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/gZ3C2ftoWD | |
| 526799334009237504 iphisol it is almost #NaNoWriMoOpeners season omfg | |
| 527940485008994304 street_doggee Reminder, send me your #NaNoWriMoOpeners and the best one will literally be the novel I write | |
| 527938189449625600 RedIsDead "So that's what my guts smell like," I thought, the world dimming around me. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527935290229272576 iphisol a young man stands in his bedroom #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527922211265708032 shutterwasp Time to kickoff National Novel Writing Month! 6:30 @ Brit's Fish and Chips on University Ave #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMoPei | |
| 527919741755981824 megrunder Oct 30th - time to preemptiviely mute a couple hashtags #Movember #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527876532833091585 wooser69 my #nanowrimo first draft http://t.co/HkXIer3P8f #nanowrimo2014 #nanowrimoopeners #writing #skills | |
| 527887794849726464 abreaknet #NaNoWriMoOpeners Share and Chat privately about that: https://t.co/gfY15qZZRl Secure and Free Web Chat. No Sign in | |
| 527885757068103680 ZeldaWasser I'm going to play the #Elsa #TrickorTreatingGame tomorrow with coconut 90 proof rum and then go to the #NaNoWriMoOpeners #WriteDrunk | |
| 264048684126314497 eastwes The Men In Black fled across the desert and a Will Smith song that described the plot in surprising detail followed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527845904397910016 crouton_futon "Gentlemen," he said, adjusting his monocle. "The task before us is deceptively simple: add a dick to the Lincoln Memorial #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527848971549810688 hipsterboner omg two days til #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264102039401934849 thesearesongs He drove, speeding past the sign that read "25 MPH". "Dogs can't read", he smirked. "But we shouldn't be driving either" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527834118973698048 Breterbies #NaNoWriMoOpeners Thoman wept. | |
| 527828878069628928 Mickey_McCauley I'm going to do #NaNoWriMoOpeners tomorrow because I don't want to do them on the weekend | |
| 527827276021628928 Mickey_McCauley *sits bolt upright in swivel chair* it's almost time for #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527603448335048704 street_doggee Send me your best #NaNoWriMoOpeners and I will literally make the best one the plot of my novel, | |
| 523625515857752065 cgrimes17 Saw this guy today and had to follow for a pic. #writingprompts #writing #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 http://t.co/EQU5of2hvq | |
| 527656166290358272 direlog_ebooks Less than 1% to victory” #NaNoWriMoOpeners. | |
| 527631146394583040 LZCatalina “Hey Java, I’m bored, can we fuck?” “Sure. What’s five minutes of my time?” #NaNoWriMoOpeners #SlowDisaster | |
| 527630713664061440 LZCatalina “Get the fuck up. Hamilton road. 20 minutes.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397169283299409920 maureenjohnson So it appears that #NaNoWriMoOpeners are now my favorite. My favorite used to be smiling, but now it's this. | |
| 527597543392546816 RafaelaWrites * anxiously awaits #NaNoWriMoOpeners * | |
| 527595759332786176 Giania This is a #nanowrimoopeners IFTTT test tweet. let's see if it shows up on http://t.co/VgdNCOXJ31 | |
| 527559087538442240 Breterbies #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Heeeuuuuuuhh. Hooooooouurgg. Mmph. Uuuuu'eehhhh. Mmmnnnnnnnnoo. I can't believe I ate the whole thing. Ff-hueehh." | |
| 527552784292642816 dadhaver Gggggggggggghhhhhhhhzzzzzzggghhhhhhhhh #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527536337084112896 QueerWebSerial "He looked like Tony Romo, minus the snark and the football money, but hotter." #wip #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526139339827187713 BaronVonSavings "Pull over man, I have to make a BM." #NanoWrimoOpeners | |
| 527495127967989760 popletariat Mookie Blaylock walks into his cell, and the barred door slams behind him. Will he be OK in prison? Keep reading LOL! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527485306988400640 direhellswan Friends. Do you know what time it is. Do you? #NaNoWriMoOpeners are upon us. | |
| 527487720932016129 Giania #NaNoWriMoOpeners is coming again, maybe already here. I got a tumblr set up to archive but 0 time. Any volunteers? | |
| 527486644606476288 aardvarkwizard #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Leave the box on the desk," Benedict muttered. His assistant sighed heavily and left to await the cleanup call | |
| 526169784283439104 ami_angelwings It is the year 28XX. Humanity teeters on the brink. The Maple Leafs have just won their first Stanley Cup since 1967. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 527465826698661888 riotsurvivor Robot Wayne Gretzky looked mournfully at the corpse of his space lizard debugger. "Fuck the police!" he cried sensually. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264180529576960001 BronzeHammer "Avatar: What's up with those blue guys?" I typed into Wikipedia, fingers trembling. I was finally about to find out. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526769030783574016 popletariat The boy decided against being an epidemiologist to the chagrin of his evil stepmother who wanted him to die of Ebola. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526801277381246976 iphisol "Did you really just intone 'Phnglui mglw'nafh Karl Marx R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn,' dude?" "Oh fuck i hope not" "Uh oh" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526807904998129664 415Bethany @TrancewithMe Seen #Nanowrimoopeners ? | |
| 396315011397603329 kibblesmith #NaNoWriMoOpeners "It looks like there's about to be a murder mystery from a dog's point of view," thought the dog. | |
| 526684387099033600 shalkas "Back at it again at the Krispy Kreme!" the boy said with a cheeky grin. A room full of scholars studied him intently. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 524569396237586432 jamesrbuk @alexhern "All men by nature desire to know-" "–Not ALL men," I interjected. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 391401703934668800 dankmtl "Goku's the name, and defending laissez-faire capitalism using Ayn Rand's Objectivism is the game." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396316965574168576 TheThomason The crucifix necklace sat unclaimed in the laundry room for months, like a weak symbol in a novel I'll never finish. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397187010986651649 PappyShannon "Get me the one who knows the most about anime!" cried the Emperor of Japan. Deep in a suburban basement, a phone rang. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526539078364590080 projectpen Only 5 days to go until #NaNoWriMo. Tell us about your novel and we will share it! @NaNoWriMo #nanowrimo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526490298948407296 MacAshton351 Idea 1 of 3 for @NaNoWriMo this year. Ler me know what you think. #writing #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/Iki0PGlFDM | |
| 397542781486243841 freecialis "The Secret of Monkey Island cannot die with me," he croaked as he handed me seven floppy disks and a pirate decoder wheel #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526217141784047618 MrJohnfro The Arachnorgs killed every soldier onboard. The ship was theirs, or so they thought, but Laundryman Jack Suds had a plan. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396333522363092992 AtlasSmugged "I got 99 problems but a lich ain't one," quipped Jay-Z as he lodged his sword deeply into the skull of the undead wizard #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 524568590687940608 alexhern What mistake had I made to end up here? There was no going back. “Actually, it’s about ethics in journalism,” I told her. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 526206291421970432 NireBryce @netcrusher88 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526194053331705856 SeethingVortex I woke up. From my neck down was numb. Paralyzed again. The CIA was clever to paralyze me, but I had gotten out of worse #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526193369945366528 SeethingVortex Bang bang bang! clikc clack click . Magazine reload. bullet. Gun. Big gun, Bang!. #NaNoWriMoOpeners @NRA #MolonLabe | |
| 526190783951798273 bennosaurus Jerry Seinfeld awoke and an alien voice rang out: "welcome to your new home. A zoo exhibit... It's about nothing" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 512329110484709376 power_crystals Matt Sexboss was having sex, which he was really good at, when Mayor Turdington called him, to help solve a big crime. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 524737615426494466 JrJobes My story begins at the ending, which is a great beginning. We'll get to the real beginning soon, but first, the ending. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 524747368915140608 honourosis "What's better than this?" says Edgeworth. "OBJECTION!!!" yells Phoenix. "Guys bein' dudes!" The courtroom is stunned. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 523535864240959488 BongVivant Carl Winslow adjusted his cyborg gunarm and stepped into his gyroscope. Steam Urkel was at it again. "Steeeeam!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264039821574549504 brendlewhat "Sending humans to destroy our enemies drastically reduces hardware damage," President Drone said to the ethics committee. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397533678819373056 2hot2trotsky Steampunk Richard Dawkins unholstered his pistols. "One is called bitcoin & one is called misandry" he said, opening fire #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 526162216836284416 ami_angelwings It was the best of times, it was the dawn of the third age of mankind. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base... #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 526167382923169792 cheepguava Is it time to mute #NaNoWriMoOpeners again? | |
| 338695848907120641 woodmuffin "You'll never get away with this!" she cried in her cell "I'm a famous Disney star!" Obama cackled, "Is that so, Raven??" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 395926154542329856 diarrhea Obama threw Guy Fieri up against a locker. "Say 'yiff' again and I'll punch you" he added, "and don't EVER touch my TAIL" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396317215789965312 happierman "I don't love you anymore," she told her husband. He wanted to cry, but he was president, and the country was at war. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396418417755815936 NotFaulty Hello, welcome to 'Weird Twitter: The Choose Your Own Adventure Story'! Please read the following to determine your stats #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396482183914725376 thomas_violence jack manning was the top warrior in the men's rights resistance, this is the story of how he brought down the friendzone #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 524568792312348673 thwphipps "My Name is Alex Hern", said the mysterious stranger. "I need your clothes, your boots, and your data" #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 528935521759006721 FreshGoesBetter Tyrion glared at Master Splinter, "You think I don't want to stop Krang from bringing dimension X to Westeros?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528939510089134080 BigRedDreck Harry Potter really let himself go. #nanowrimoopeners http://t.co/RPFnUbRJ2q | |
| 528946586395480064 parkitcharlie Fangs glistening in the moonlight she turned to the sky and howled: "IS THIS REALLY THE BANDWAGON YOU'RE GOING WITH?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528947021424496640 parkitcharlie Sarah watched the man juggle; chainsaws buzzing in the night. "I could probably do that" she said with a shrug. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528947597034418177 FreshGoesBetter Scrooge McDuck grabbed the chaos emeralds. His greed was all he focused on as the pleas from sonic fell on deaf ears. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528949262269579264 cushbomb It started out as a day like any other. Then, like, dogs start talking or something. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528949802302992385 Theodidactus "loola was a strong female character. That day, something happened to her." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528953642070867968 cushbomb "This is extremely my shit." I said, pointing into the toilet as the onlookers gasped. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528954824025726977 AbbieHaynes2 Oh god, not this again. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528955493528924160 BigRedDreck The codebreakers in the Japanese Imperial Navy are stumped by the Ironytalkers' new ciphers. "What can 'jacking in' mean?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528957472552148992 edzitron @zpower #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528958172384722945 Michelgrabowy Irony was dead, outlawed by decree. If we were to live, we needed a new form of comedy. We were not to live. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528960207682940929 passionatesketc @nxvacane lol,yes! this is the story of my life right here! #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 Thanks so much for the follow! #FFNow #RETWEEET | |
| 528961120871383040 Waffleman_ The moment she came into my office, I knew she was gonna be trouble. She said to me, "DBZ sucks." I took a drink. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528961403885871105 BongVivant "Grumpy Cat, don't babysit that kush," Moscaddie said. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528961520055894016 direhellswan "I'm anti-social justice," he says, stroking his beard while thunder claps overhead. "In time, you'll see things my way." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528963943566692352 JohnFriendzone Deadpool woke up, hungry, and ready to shatter the 4th wall. He wasnt really dead. It was just his name. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528966526356160513 ericwright #NaNoWriMoOpeners I was burying the money on Harold's land when he called. "I don't have the money, Harold, and I don't know where it is." | |
| 528968414321459203 ericwright #NaNoWriMoOpeners I called 911, but when the lady asked what's my emergency I realized it's hard to explain why the man chasing me is a cop. | |
| 528968461222166528 LookItsX @untimelygamer A bunch of teenagers on the internet are gonna "bankrupt" every major gaming site. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528969480396099584 ericwright #NaNoWriMoOpeners When my twin sister and I turned 16 we each got a car but only one of us passed the driving test. | |
| 528975941817872384 sannewman #NaNoWriMoOpeners It was a routine flight. Jonathan “Sea Gull” Livingston kept the line open to Branson at Ground Control. | |
| 528976313563250688 martinmcgrath "Doing this? Everyday for a month? You've got to be fucking kidding," he said, slamming the door on his way out. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528979793136869376 ZSGhost Our first dance was to the smooth tunes of Carlos Santana. Ironic - the same guitarist would sign her death warrant. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528985166262595585 DutchessAbroad Gift to reader, likable MC great start #NaNoWriMoOpeners .@DonMaass | |
| 528986879991885824 Sonichu1 *Batman eats an egg sandwich* This is simply egg sandwich.... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528987471384969216 ShierrInFlame http://t.co/BEMshsy6j8 Aloituskappale löytyy täältä! #finnwrimo #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528997512858701824 bored_phantom The drops were epic, the vines viral, the memes ironic. Alan knew this could mean but one thing: the teens were coming #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 528998818415902720 JassehLashbrook "We've done it lads." The professor whispers, holding up the metallic device. The other scientists gasp. "The Anime Gun." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529004312328810496 Atencio I don't know what #NaNoWriMo means. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529006294594617344 passionatesketc #TwoWords Advanced Trickery.. #dungeonsanddragons #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396432562249162752 IronyGuy6669 #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Ron Paul Grumpy Cat Fedora Bacon" uttured Hiitler's Sonic the Hedgehog Diaper..."me likey the memes..." | |
| 529010247370035200 KatieMcD89 Opening lines to my nano novel ‘Children aren’t taught to fear the dark. No-one has to be taught.’ #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529019030120976384 samknight1 "I get clicks," he bragged to the bartender on Christmas Eve. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529022166025900033 dauziel #NaNoWriMoOpeners The city had been aflame, but only for a brief time, until the foam came and turned the city into a Lovecraftian snow day. | |
| 529023264598003712 little_fogz #NaNoWriMoOpeners #shenanigans http://t.co/dllrLrQVP0 | |
| 529023411612168193 kodeswitching "Wow you are so buff & cool & I love your ninja skills," said Bayonetta as she kissed me with her tongue and everything #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529025249132969986 TheExcel @Syd_Lexia That's the whole point, actually. The best ones are the trainwrecks. See #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529028030690496512 DewNO "The car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel," Sonic Protagonist snuffed his cig, "Machine is bleeding to death" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529028521738633216 DewNO The clocks were all striking thirteen. "1:00 PM," Winston reflected, "It's a 24-hour clock now." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529028542835593216 kodeswitching Y'g Skltzollogh looked at me from the darkness with dark eyes that were evil and dark. "NGGGH," he intoned in a dark voice#NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529028609583767552 kodeswitching Y'g Skltzollgh looked at me from the darkness with dark eyes that were evil and dark. "NGGGH," he intoned in a dark voice#NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529028659726671872 kodeswitching Y'g Skltzollgh looked at me from the darkness with dark eyes that were evil and dark. "NGGGH," he intoned in a dark voice #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529028860839739392 DewNO LeBron whispered, "I've always been a Monstar. Can you help me destroy them?" "Humans?" I asked "Right. The real monstars" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529028899854745600 kodeswitching Some horrors are too visceral for the mind to comprehend, dear readers, let alone describe. So now I'm done writing. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529029286226038785 DewNO " `Will subtweets ever cease?` " "He's made that stupid Tweet 20 times. This is the last straw. I'm going to kill Alex." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529029551276294144 thomas_violence Robert could talk to animals, allowing him to express his thoughts through dialogue which is cool and not at all gimmicky. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529029936590229506 kodeswitching Many have told of the lurking evil, the terror within the old hills, the haunting red eye and gaping maw of Yog Skrillex. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529030422127468545 DewNO Call me the Exterminator. For, you might say, it's what I do. Bugs, rats, maybe people. Okay, mostly people. I kill people #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529030563311546368 kodeswitching Ned Axethrower, ruler of the land, surveyed his kingdom, It was a lot like "Game of Thrones", except with vampires. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529030623822753792 thesearesongs The year is 1998. It is the future. And writers who think they're real clever make sci-fi spoofs that take place in 1996 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529030901091405825 thomas_violence Looking out on the field of corpses, Sgt Ash Thunder (the youngest officer in the army) thought to himself, 'war is bad.' #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529031405146488832 DewNO 10/1: Dread Lord B'Li Joarm Strhotng arose per Ancient Instruction in the Tome Of Flesh. "Wake me up/When September Ends" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529031573983617025 caylenb "YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ME!" Chad's bullshit stepdad bellowed, "AS I CONTROL THE CHAOS EMERALDS, DRAGONBALLS & PAY THE RENT" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529031754087399424 Johnisnotamused Verb. Adjectival sentence. Expository sentence. Foreshadowing sentence. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529032006605090816 thomas_violence Not for the first time, Ruce Layne AKA Manbat marvelled at how much he was like Batman, but also how original he was. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529032913695027200 DewNO Sarkeesian's billion bots lorded over the fetid American wasteland In the trenches, John Connor but he's a gamer is born. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529033652702023680 DewNO Words filled his mind as he glanced over the calendar. 1500 a day. "I think I can swing that," he smirked. Just one month. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529033847912939520 flamingpetty @JDaugherty1081 #NaNoWriMoOpeners? | |
| 529034295693033473 DewNO "Developers, developers, developers." Chris Paul winced at his team's new owner. The season promised to be dumb as hell. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529035151226175489 DewNO "lookin like a season how u," Roger Mason texted, signing his death warrant. After all, he didn't know how to fly a plane! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529036409395765250 M_Joyce_Council "You have to suck it up and deal with the pain." my dad said, as he was telling me to vacuum the French bread. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529040919346294785 DavisGSee Kira's voice threatened to lull me to sleep. #NaNoWriMoOpeners #startinglate #letsdothis | |
| 529041001231679488 LydiaBurrell Steve knew something was wrong with his dick. But with the tax on dick views he'd need to find enough change for a doctor #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529041142651056128 gertie1208 Sometimes, looking back at her life, she can't see the good times. They must be there, but they seem to go into hiding. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529041667098411008 stunt_bird #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Christ, I'm so hungover," moaned Oscar the Grouch, chasing his morning valtrex with a belt of scotch. His dog Bukowski ca | |
| 434838626883473408 DinkMagic Every morning Debbie ate Shreddies, and every morning, Debbie wished they were called Shrebbies. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 529041947617685504 DeusExJuice #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Nice muscles!," Sonic says to me as I redo the roof shirtless. I wipe my brow of sweat and reply with a hearty thumbs-up | |
| 397183386315259905 woodmuffin Delusions of Cran-deur: My Life As The CEO Of Ocean Spray #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396848571745447938 Churd_Champ #NaNoWriMoOpeners thunder rolled over the gay green hills. A homo wind blew, as they tend to. Sleets of queer rain pounded the wagons. | |
| 396370359953268736 hell_homer I prayed that the advanced tech in my space outfit would cover my hideous odor. i approached the hot spacebabe #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396346986355384320 mikesacco Dave awoke in a fantastical world where everyone's names were basically English names but with a letter changed #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396335860557164544 vrunt "Understand now why they rejected your application?" Nathan Fillion asked. "The Geek Squad is part of the Illuminati." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396294409467092992 Mobute Many years later, as he faced the photon firing squad, Jeff would regret always cheating to win at laser tag. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396275651965374464 mattytalks Hermione drinks the polyjuice potion, her voice begins to lower. "Don't tell Harry, he won't understand" Ron says #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396269954687053824 diarrhea Ghost MC Hammer started weeping as Lara Croft tried to embrace him but her arms went right through him. "can't touch this" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396260124219559936 cat_beltane I saw from the start that she was beautiful, but not in a objectifying way, pretty in a way that I'm really respectful of #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396256128767508480 neonwario "First of all," I began, taking a long drag of one of the most expensive good brands of cigarettes, "Bibles are fake" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 393020443050774529 jdcrowley Feminazis had taken Europe and were heading to the US. "We'll never be subsumed into the Friend Zone!" shouted Ron Paul. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529045107270758400 WriteRadically Olivia looked at herself in the mirror. With her hair shoved under her cousin’s flatcap she looked just like any other boy #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264499507541192704 homework_liker The Magic School bus had been lost inside President Christie for 3 weeks. Nobody thought it would come to this: mutiny. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264402741756055553 SRN_lol #NaNoWriMoOpeners "It takes less than a second to draw my katana an-" His voice ended as I shot him. I'm a laser ranger from Mars, you see. | |
| 529045416319647744 cushbomb Goku, who I gather is some kind of anime character, gets nude as hell. "So, a lot of you are into this stuff" he says. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529046088708128770 nerdhapley @MarylandMudflap #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264039571778580484 Mobute Jocks were crying because the time-bomb code required factoring. "Sounds like the ladies could use a mathlete," I said. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264037896720375810 mallelis "dystopia" "strong female protagonist" #NaNoWriMoOpeners whoa hey where'd all this money come fro | |
| 529049234390388736 sex_lupi_illuni #NaNoWriMoOpeners having no recollection of a previous life--was i to assume my using favstar ironingly th entirety of that whole time? | |
| 529050770873020416 CaptLaserPants In the year 2097, Gamer City was the crown jewel of The Ethical Earth Republic. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529051252986871808 Theodidactus "The dystopia started when all the vampires were diagnosed with terminal diseases" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529052526776025088 dualhammers "Her blood ran cold when the vampire appeared, but it stayed cold and that is when she knew she had a super power" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529055115643478016 CaitlinH86 I'm still struggling for a good opening line for my World War 2 historical romance #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMo | |
| 529055629118562304 BriannaShrum I didn't much care for Alaska at first, the state or the boy. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529058103103193088 dualhammers "Come Lord Come is a phrase that had a much tastier origin." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397112741636608000 direlog the first time she killed you as a joke you recanted into the body of something thick and black and went swimming #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529060886330474497 bored_phantom His robes already awash in gamer blood, @cushbomb unsheathed his katana & prepared to do battle with the hordes of 8chan #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529067884798963712 passionatesketc "IF THERE IS ANYTHING THAT PUT ME ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH, YOU HAD BETTER HELP ME NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE." #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo | |
| 529067995083968513 GregorCostanza George Costanza wiped his bleary eyes. He didn't recognize his face. Could it be? Could he be George Bush in 2003? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529074321583779840 designwitch XD #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/GB5uqr1TgD @crushingbort | |
| 529078567616139265 GomerWHoward There's no such thing as Weird Twitter. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529081963219783681 GomerWHoward It was beginning to look like a Hermit Thrush Christmas. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529085107810754560 AgentOfInsanity I think fish just have Bach playing in their heads all the time and we just don’t know it. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529087030291361792 ArgonaSA #NaNoWriMoOpeners Simon entered the room. He had come with pizza, but strangely Drac didn't want any garlic knots. Oh well, more for him. | |
| 529087422210924545 Theodidactus "Lt. Col. Ramos had only one hope: that the mutant zombies, catfolk, and star lycans would fight to a draw..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529088494527086592 ArgonaSA #NaNoWriMoOpeners "You're mad Dr. Smith!" I said. "Nonsense," he replied. When he pushed the button, I fainted. Now I live in Sonic's world. | |
| 529088665385832450 Theodidactus "'[reference to popular movie],' said the [boy/girl], and instantly I knew I was in love." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529088795585826817 ArgonaSA #NaNoWriMoOpeners John was in a pickle. Literally. | |
| 529089289699594240 passionatesketc "pass the duchie on the left hand side.. "#LyricTweet #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529089426228793344 ArgonaSA #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Help!" Henry watched as Cole fell into the sea. Now Cole is back for revenge, with the help of his friend, Sponge Bob. | |
| 529090785585922048 ArgonaSA #NaNoWriMoOpeners Ashley was dumbstruck. What John was telling her was absolutely insane. In fact its too crazy to write here, so I won't. | |
| 529090912186810368 UberCoolDude Jim woke with an antique gun in his hand and a pie shouting at him in german. Suddenly a knock. Llama police they shout. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529094669997998081 woodmuffin @ryanpequin #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529102403766083585 porn_horse Hezekiah saw many strange things during Rumspringa, but none of them prepared him for a killer cyborg on the farm #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529103782169567232 THE_ANTICRUST #NaNoWriMoOpeners I was born a California Raisin. | |
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| 529107531009118208 yankeeman2133 Just finished chapter one of my NaNoWriMo novel! #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529110833499213824 Suribot "That was the proudest moment of my life," she lied. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529111030975459328 JohnFriendzone Tony romo and i hang out irl. I have lots of friends and go to parties. Southpark politics. Goof at twitter jokes. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529113774066647041 velartrill "staring up at the mountain of charred corpses, i decided the director of human resources had finally gone too far." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529115001475170308 velartrill "i didn't know it yet but it was to be the funnest, bloodiest Thursday of my life." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529115584902881280 velartrill "my time in D.C. had finally convinced me to accept the Blood God into my heart." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529117405834772482 velartrill "we didn't know where the Broadcasts came from, but we never really thought to question them. not until the Incident." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529118012909973504 nikiash620 And I shall call it a day, with my word count coming in at 10,723 words! Not bad for day two of #NaNoWriMo2014! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529118881752027136 GarretLim #NaNoWriMoOpeners "To combat Ebola, we have to think like Ebola, exclaimed the Director, trying to enter the CDC intern's bloodstream. | |
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| 529131434041413633 Soupbucket Rainbow Dash burst into my room; I was looking manly and strong. "Gaming journalism is in trouble she said. We need you." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529134174356377600 LateNite20XX #NaNoWriMoOpeners The Gate had been locked... keeping the Friendzone forever free from females. The Gamers were at peace. #GamerGate | |
| 529137164387635200 ObtusePolygon The dolphins were marble, and the beats screwed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529138906797998080 ObtusePolygon His heart burned imprisoned tears as the hair fell like snow flakes. He vowed to get that job. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529163352942342144 CaraCooper1 @djkirkby @rowancoleman @RosieDeanAuthor @julie_cohen PS let us know your word count are you doing #NaNoWriMoOpeners ? | |
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| 397078317083267072 badsnacks Richard Dawkins begins to sweat. He is next in line at airport security. Inside his anus, four jars of honey clink softly #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529243988105383937 cal50 that was a #NaNoWriMoOpeners joke but i couldnt fit the hashtag in sorry. god bless | |
| 396267445863723008 kenlowery With a flourish of his pen, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama signed the Church Is Bad Act into law. "No one can stop me!" he blacked. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529254721559986176 fauxsnax As Blitzen sobbed at the end of the gun barrel, Donner thought to himself, "about time I had my own party" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529268603669864448 SRN_lol #NaNoWriMoOpeners Game Journalism had rightfully been dead for centuries yet here I was, loading my laser blaster to shoot down a new threat | |
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| 529280101230596096 writerJames He was a dark and stormy knight. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529282445645205504 writerJames "Shit on my balls, I've had a fucking cunt-mangler of a morning, Mrs Goggins," said Pat. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529305317176524801 SlackerWriter The Revenge of Windows 95 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529306526096572416 SSJGozar "Have you ever found yourself wishing you could just blend into the background like Chaozu? That's how I felt that day." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529306621596663808 DocHaus Magus (my original caracter DO NOT STEAL) unsheathed his twin bloodblades #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529320812437069824 DespotDahl Hey, have you ever heard of the Bulwer-Lytton-award, the non-aspiring writer smugly inquired? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529332625308409857 romancebysusan #NaNoWriMoOpeners AT THE CURB, I park and get out of my car, waving to Jon as he exits South Station. “Let’s go. We’re running late.” | |
| 529341224713740288 BonziBUDDY_2k #NaNoWriMoOpeners I sit upon my throne made entirely of stolen identities... "I am... Bonzi..." I contemplate the severity of my evil. | |
| 529349228355932162 squarelyrooted @Lisatella I feel like Twitter has been helpfully supplying lots of good #NaNoWriMoOpeners to help people get over this particular hump. | |
| 529350714502295553 Nickrob #NaNoWriMoOpeners Harry Styles had been nervously waiting for this day. After dinner, he dropped to one knee, “Sonic, will you marry me?” | |
| 397316448219320320 pookleblinky #NaNoWriMoOpeners Dawkins approached the beehive with trepidation. He took a deep breath, then slowly unzipped his pants. | |
| 529351112495624192 Mimekiller #NaNoWriMoOpeners Keven survived the zombie apocalypse, his lame ass parents died but he saved his girlfriend who was napping in his shed. | |
| 529374452652716032 woodmuffin "Pretty good speech, Mr. Galt. But let me show you where I'd put the drop" Skrillex leafed through the pages excitedly #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529374904685457408 ninetek #NaNoWriMoOpeners "More like, call me Ishm'fail!" I thought, as, having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest m | |
| 529376713839771648 ninetek #NaNoWriMoOpeners A kindly thing it is to have compassion of the afflicted and albeit it well beseemeth every one, yet of those is it more p | |
| 529378210220638208 Joe5150 "Your total," #AlexFromTarget said, voice full of pride, "is $420.69. Welcome to the brotherhood." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529380269892325377 Nickrob #NaNoWriMoOpeners Dr. Frazier Crane stood tall, "As a doctor the best thing I can prescribe is... Brotherly love" he said as he kissed Niles | |
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| 529382028420976640 JimJarmuschHair #NaNoWriMoOpeners Sonic pulls down Frasier's pants. "I've been thinking about this all afternoon." | |
| 529384642429059073 Jorts_Michael Det var i juni. Sommaren var solig. Solen lös massor. Det var varmt och ljust ute. Hon lät solens strålar smeka hennes arm #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529385210576502784 Jorts_Michael Johan Galt tände en cigg. "Jag är från GSI." sa han och tände en cigg till "Har du gett någon pengar?" frågade han och tä- #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529386494394261506 TheBreadDoor "I'm right knackered from my job as a bloody slave auctioneer. hope I don’t get the sack" said Abraham Lincoln-Mansfield #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529386726066618368 Vulvavenger Man puts on 'this is what a feminist looks like shirt, admires self in reflection of tears below, "Im the REAL feminist!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529386848158629888 Vulvavenger Man puts on 'this is what a feminist looks like shirt', admires self in reflection of tears below, "Im the REAL feminist!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529387138983264257 Jorts_Michael "Det är försent. Trollen har vunnit." sade Reinfeldt och lät motvillig kungstrollet Löfven ta hans tron. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529389959510519808 LOLPhillies Justice Thurgood Marshall stood before the broken down Mystery Van, naked and unashamed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529390137122103297 DespotDahl At 4.18 PM the international flight between Scarfolk and Nightvale just disappeared. No one was particularly surprised. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529390203903811585 wifiman54272365 #NaNoWriMoOpeners God Bless America Land That I Love Stand Beside Her And Guide Her Through The Night With A Light From Above From The Mount | |
| 529390741844279297 wifiman54272365 #NaNoWriMoOpeners The Vinegar Chips Are Destroying Me From The Inside Out Again | |
| 529392579713200128 direhellswan "Please, you have to -" She ran out the door, his plaintive cry of "listen to my TED talk" following her into the night #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529393146447147008 ABigBagOfKeys He was cool and carried a hip flask of whisky everywhere. Also he had a fedora, but a cool one, not one of those nerd ones #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529393331512823810 jjviney My self-importance is in the red-needle zone. Allow me to demonstrate how #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529393620474793985 CUSSBRO #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Ah, sweet death: The only soothing embrace I will ever know", the man, weird, tweeted to a massive influx of favs. | |
| 529393938910556160 snobiwan OH MY GOD IT'S LEGIT TIME FOR #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529393962012794881 ABigBagOfKeys He roughly tore open her bodice and marvelled at her heaving, sweaty chest. "Nice," he said, and wiggled his eyebrows. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529394140530765824 CUSSBRO #NaNoWriMoOpeners If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is how much of that frickin rye I caught | |
| 529394156129374208 JohnFriendzone Women pay me to brush their long hair for them. I'm very good at brushing long hair for beautiful women. I kiss the hair. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529394516306821120 CUSSBRO #NaNoWriMoOpeners Garth the fiction writer wrote some words. But, for the Cuss Brother, these words were not fiction. @JohnFriendzone #babes | |
| 529394550171639808 JohnFriendzone "yo Mr. White, what's pegging?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529394578450026496 opticbread "Let's go kill some evil men who like video games." I say to my diverse group of people, except white men, and we set off. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529394633017548800 Breterbies "I fucking own," I said to the Batman poster stapled to the ceiling of the attic, "plus, I'm cool as shit." Batman winked. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529395250427490304 bucketcullen He started blankly at the blank page. Man. There sure was a lot of blank space there. "Mother fucker." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529395730432413696 Dj_Toaster #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/EIWyjsD5cB | |
| 529395840922959872 idiotmouse On the morning of July 24th, 1991, , I was born. I breathed in the first breath of life as I entered this world, #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529396068589391872 tinybaby A shitter, darkly. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529396139221479424 BigFatNothing Hold X to Pay Respects #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529396505845567488 jdcrowley #NaNoWriMoOpeners The feminazis may have taken away my video games, but they were never going to take my horrible, repulsive personality. | |
| 529396535558037504 JohnFriendzone I woke up to my dad hugging me. He hugged me a lot and never sighed when he did. He's still alive and we're happy. dad... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529396587844235264 MPRodney The date was November 1st. There was a new hash tag trending, and I was ready to go viral. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529396915914305536 TheRealKalvano "Wag "Clip" Magazine stared at his mentions, watching the counter roll. He cracked a knuckle. He had never been less mad." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529397049931071488 OldHossRadbourn "In the second century of the Christian era, the Empire of Rome comprehended the fairest part of the earth, and the..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529397774769729537 RBelleme #NaNoWriMoOpeners The War Against Logic began millennia ago, when the first nerd was pushed into a tight crevice by a brutish neanderthal | |
| 529397800539148288 doctorveritas "Hitler is back. Back from the dead," Ms. Frizzle said. Sonic put down his copy of Infinite Jest. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529398005774831616 ABigBagOfKeys "Speak now or forever hold your peace," said the priest. My thumbs idly covked my revolvers. "Easy girls," I muttered. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529398029556518913 chrisjoonior Johnny Spermleseed reached up for a high five. "Spillin' it!" he shouted, knocking over my cyber-watch. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529398032400252929 rwoodsmall "No." I said, no-ily. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529398138860486657 Rancidtarzan Anime Twitter Marxists. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529398183210668032 ABigBagOfKeys "Speak now or forever hold your peace," said the priest. My thumbs idly cocked my revolvers. "Easy girls," I muttered. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529398473813004289 JohnFriendzone the following is a list of reasons that the film White Girls is racist. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529398725094158336 earl_parsons @thegynomite #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529399169870745601 DuncanIdunno #NaNoWriMoOpeners Ethics. In gaming journalism. | |
| 529399878493827072 NickAmadeus "Okay, what conveys how my most masculine, grizzled, Hemingway qualities? No, don't type that part, Mom." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529399962803503104 Morzas_ "ＡＲＥ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＤＹ？" The girls asked. "Ｉ’Ｍ ＬＡＤＹ！" Goku replied. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529400040817565697 FakeAndrewEvans Really struggling to decide which #RTJ2 lyric to use for #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529400297001844737 jedgarnaut The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529400373665353728 jedgarnaut I am a sick man, I am a wicked man. I think my liver hurts. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529400446688190464 jedgarnaut Stately, plump, Buck Mulligan descended .... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529400611230720000 jedgarnaut Listen: Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529400718411968512 jedgarnaut I was the shadow of the waxwing killed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529400921600454656 coolguyzone Chandler turned toward Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh, growling, "Could I be anymore steampunk" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529401202983723008 penguintruth "You don't understand, Mr. Fury," Captain America argued. "HYDRA has corrupted gaming journalism ethics!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529401331958562816 LydiaBurrell "Now class, what do you want to be when you grow up? Let's start with you, Young Robocop. A sailor? Now don't laugh class #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529401703846920193 Fencedude Oh right its November that means its time for #NaNoWriMoOpeners Truly we are blessed. | |
| 529401924542414848 jpmeyer as you probably guessed "actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism" is by faaar the most common setup for #nanowrimoopeners this year | |
| 529402324133761024 penguintruth "Race bait that," said the heroic Ferguson cop, standing over the crumpled form of the Usurper-In-Chief. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529402434192277504 OkazuYuri He caught a glance of her dark, mysterious, troubled, exotic eyes as the express train passed him on the subway platform. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529403104450445312 jpmeyer going back through my archives, looks like i already made misandry, benghazi, and sonic jokes for #nanowrimoopeners in previous years. welp | |
| 529403409959378944 BigRedDreck The Applebee's salad bar is packed: real Americans with unwashed tastes abound. "Just be cool," David Brooks tells himself #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529404975290785792 pcksl Sonic could hardly believe his eyes, peering back at him thru his computer monitor was his WebMD diagnosis: He was mpreg #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529404983880347650 DuncanIdunno #NaNoWriMoOpeners Bitches everywhere you look. Why can't you bitches understand that #Gamergate is about ethics in gaming journalism? | |
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| 529406385810059264 joevgreathead Actually, it’s about ethics in Journalism. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529406462364508161 skinnyphuqer Copyright © 2014 j o'hn All Rights Reserved For information about premission to reproduce selections from this book, wr #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529407114792296448 R042 "Actually, it's a small inspiration and challenge..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529408530004983808 J_Marshak As I sorted through my antique book collection, I thought about how nice it would be to introvertedly take tea by myself #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
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| 529409663423750144 Breterbies A lot of the "NaNoWriMo Openers" on twitter are actually more like excerpts. This is my mission to correct all of them. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529409955565039616 chrisjsf #NaNoWriMoOpeners She was young, full of hope, living in Brooklyn. She was chasing a dream. One day, she said, I'll be in Thought Catalog. | |
| 529409984627752960 Reisen_0 "Dave! There you are!" "Don't call me that. NEVER call me that. I can't hear that name any more. From now on, it's Brian." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529410223325593600 JohnFriendzone She takes a deep long pull on a vapor cigarette whilr do a handjob on myself infront of her. She likes how i tug my dong. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529410950567194625 chrisjsf #NaNoWriMoOpeners The door opened to rain and a wet handwritten note, "JIAN WAS FRAMED," and a meeting time & place. I put on my fedora and | |
| 529411079332306944 penguintruth Benedict Cumberbatch took the pansexual Tumblr princess in his arms. "Let's consent to checking our privilege, my love." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529411280957112320 JohnFriendzone After hours of watching hypnotic footage of dudes jizzing on women Todd was dizzy. He wanted to breed his slut wife. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529412816961556480 JohnFriendzone "Sir the reviewers got blowjobs!" Those words hung in the air like a hot fart. It was gonna be another busy year at Reddit #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529414177266618368 Reisen_0 Awakening groggily, I held my head. My head throbbed. "Oh god!" I gasped. "I've forgotten that my name is Aaron!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529414312214151168 romcrohns Aeneas had seen things these people wouldn't believe. He had watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Gamer Gate... #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 529414993230708736 rothenbenrg ISIS but they help the Smurfs defeat Gargamel. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529415368075649024 shittydogs Once upon a time, I saw the most repugnant fucking dog in the world #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/RAORAoKiKe | |
| 529415780170231808 ironicblackman Hi. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529416242768408576 ironicblackman "Oh man that was a huge shit," Sonic exclaimed, "Anyone wanna lick it up?" "I will!" screamed the Irate Gamer, eagerly. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529416636206313473 RBelleme "This is going to be epic bacon for the win," said Benedict Cumberbatch as he climbed into my zeppelin "Firefly is back!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529416848916217856 chrisjsf #NaNoWriMoOpeners Jennifer Lawrence giggled as I poetically complimented her nudes. My game was strong. Rakishly I adjusted my fedora and | |
| 529417127540060160 Justin_Bebis The chips, the chips, blue but not blue - how could I sell if my own tastes are not suited, the chips! Late July. Costco. | |
| #NaNoWrImOoPeNeRs | |
| 529418231149105152 Mejwell imagine if you will a world where toys aren't exclusively targeted at horned up male teens. now imagine it.. in cyberspace #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 402477922541260802 jasonschreier When I was five years old, my parents were murdered by a Monday. My name is Garfield, and this is my story. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529420532975157249 pizzatanktopbro One by one, the hair was removed from his ass. I am the human watermelon now, he declared as he lied down in the produce. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529421671414108160 UberCoolDude Sam had a heart of ice,fists like iron and balls of steel. If only he could get rid of all this spaghetti in his pockets. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529421812065517568 JustinCornille "Snicker-snack, clown," I shouted. My vorpal blade beheaded another. I was no Babyman now. I had won The Game Of Thrones #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529427058221252608 spencercarl He first saw her bringing a spoonful of Activia slowly and sensually to her mouth. She has digestive issues, he thought. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529427995476246528 doctorveritas "I only like guys who get stoned on codeine and drive without insurance," Lisa Ann said. I was stoked. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529428057585491968 wifiman54272365 #NaNoWriMoOpeners i was in israel, with all the jeews | |
| 529428477507026944 juniorshabidoo #NaNoWriMoOpeners November 1. | |
| 529428567482847233 Edcrab_ Grunt Manbrick turned to Roofrun Backstab. "I need you to take point: radio Carsteal Crimemale when you're in position." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529428829950205952 MichaelSmartGuy Chapter 1: The awakening. I awake. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529430742535659520 CUSSBRO #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway", the man, curious, inquired at gunpoint. | |
| 529430967182954497 FeelNutts I awake from my mid-day nap, "time for hookah" I whisper to the radio station playing nothing but static #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529431425607409665 wifiman54272365 #NaNoWriMoOpeners im in ferguson and nothing is happening that is bad. except they shot a guy | |
| 529431795746361344 championsoasis I wake up, heart pounding. It was all a dream! Or am I STILL DREAMING #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529432176849600514 bransonreese Yeesh. It had been two years since the special ran, yet it seemed like all of America still knew me as The Willing Cuckold #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529433115341893632 Mobute Hell, Lumbergh fucked her. David had known that about Bathsheba going in. He didn't know why it bothered him so much now. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529433754213695488 sam_kriss #NaNoWriMoOpeners i woke with a mouth stinking of brandy & a stranger in my bed. hell, i thought, time to start every sentence with 'hell,' | |
| 529436667438825472 andymoney69 "I have assembled all you memes in one place for a reason." I pulled out a machine gun. "That reason is for you to die." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529436681372696578 2house2fly "I can't believe it!" I exclaimed as the TARDIS landed in front of me. Jack Bauer sprinted out and punched me in the face #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529438676577574912 oohshethique #NaNoWriMoOpeners Do it. Do it. Do it, do it, do it now. Like it now, lick it good. Lick that pussy just like you should. My neck, my back. | |
| 529438823378214912 YourThirdUncle @SpaceDrakeCF Sonic the Hedgehog woke bright and early, excited for his first day working at the Recettear Item Shop. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529438978764599296 YourThirdUncle hello yes, this is dog #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529440170127654912 TheAttack5 @JustenCharters @AriFleischer #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529443156690231296 Firr "Actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism" #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 529443468494778368 Firr "Actually," Obama began, "it's about ethics in gaming journalism" #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 529444858193530880 TheHallWay1 Julio threw the burritos into his Chevy. "We have 75 miles before the Feds catch on." He never made it past Bismarck. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529445923051823104 lonelyassdad "'Egads!" Zan shouted."our socialist president has absconded with my diapers!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529446149112209408 Boringstein Listen--- Sonic P. Mario-Naruto is unstuck in the friendzone, cut loose by unethical games journalists #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529446500699340800 azninthesun it was a perfect evening out: great food, entertaining banter, flirty exchanges. little did I know he had a scroguard on #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529448430225981441 jamesasart My mother was dead. Gunshot straight through the heart. Scared and angry, I yelled: how could you do this, Sonic!? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529448445762080768 wutangcher she wasn't like the other girls. in fact, she was the only girl she knew who even OWNED. a scroguard #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529449150253768704 EmperorJan He'd convince Sean Transformers sucked and still have time to microwave a burrito before the Farscape marathon. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529449313035116544 wutangcher his hair was chestnut, eyes like 2 incandescent pools. but beneath it all he had a secret. a secret that rhymes w groguard #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529451112399507458 jamesasart As a detective,I pride myself on solving cases,but this mystery was a tough nut to crack.I needed to know: what is UpDog? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529451992054112257 EmperorJan Mugglechester United's exile from the top of the quidditch table was hard to bear, not least for gaffer Albus Fergerson. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529452481684979713 IraParks #NaNoWriMoOpeners McQuaid was a mountain man and he lived rough; he gave it as rough as he lived it...with the exception of...forget it. Um. | |
| 529453521356079105 EmperorJan Brave Achilles straightened his tie and faced the pivot table which would carry the glory of his name through the ages #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529455006076768256 AJHuck #NaNoWriMoOpeners: Baby Tuckoo, no longer a nicens boy, hopped atop his meanest moo cow and set out for Dublin, with vengeance on his mind. | |
| 529457532629450752 Timccv164 Agent Harvath had done over 20 missions, but never w/ such a sexy partner. "What's your name? he asked" "Rainbow dash" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529460524228960258 c001357 DFW takes in a huge blunt. Two of them, in fact. "Not yet." Pure Sincerity will be his last, ironic, joke on literature. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529460772171030528 c001357 DFW takes in a huge blunt. Two of them, in fact. "Not yet." New Sincerity will be his last, ironic, joke on literature. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529460855729950720 Kamiyana1 @captainesque @E1ke @NecroRom4ncer ( `'`) #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529461201970151424 Giania cleaned up a hot mess of RTs on http://t.co/VgdNCOXJ31 the #nanowrimoopeners tumblr archive & updated the formula to behave more. | |
| 529462987103690752 cushbomb It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters and make fun of our exes. Uh uh, uh uh, #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529463314125168640 TheRADCam “@shittydogs: Once upon a time, I saw the most repugnant fucking dog in the world #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/13f0xp3U0Q” @_connorJ_ | |
| 529469264609431555 AdrianChen Ethyks surveyed the hellscape before him. His heart filled with dread. "So this is the Realm of Ghaymesdzhournalyzm." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529471541634154496 AdrianChen "The name's Journalism....... Ethics in Games Journalism." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529474565349867520 bshoup "Bro." His eyes were glistening. "I need you." Vin Diesel holds out a set of keys. "The family needs you." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529478488961851392 trillerinstinct #NaNoWriMoOpeners Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?" | |
| 529478770387058688 trillerinstinct #NaNoWriMoOpeners "It's about ethics..." Tom sighed. "Ethics in gaming journalism." | |
| 529482575471845376 AkCopy My father half-rises from his deathbed. "Son," he croaks, "actually it's about ethics. . . in games. . . journalism. . ." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529483508368961536 MJWrightNZ Answering the key #NaNoWriMo challenge http://t.co/rrOcTX5pSi #writingtips #writetip #NaNo #writers #NaNoWriMoOpeners #writingprompt | |
| 529484914069360640 Lauda_Lewes “Factually, it's about the exit of flaming, organisms,” a voice murmured as the solar flare licked at the atmosphere. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529485600483573761 heavyvoxel @MikeASchneider #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529487063121686528 pastyjim Crawling in the rubble, I saw my lost Paul Blart DVD. Cradling the snapped disc, I cried "You've gone too far, al-Qaeda!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529489757538373632 MaggieLandWrite “Oi!” Desmond called to the dark figure seated near the back of his bus. “Do you know the way to Blackheath station?” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529499467817680896 bonerhitler The year 2035. Outside the sanctuary cities, in the wastes, roving gangs assault weary travelers with pig poop balls. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529500861664620544 Harvey_S I sheathed my katana and grabbed my lucky fedora. The time to protect video games from SJWs was now. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529503971346358273 gracemharper “@shittydogs: Once upon a time, I saw the most repugnant fucking dog in the world #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/XnrGoFi0yL” @gia_harper | |
| 529505632664436736 gberry523 Sonic was furious. "How could Stark choose Quiksilver over me? The fastest hedgehog around! Maybe I'll go call Ultron..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 403189329079435265 brendlewhat They said Brumbpo Tungus would never be President of Heaven, but Brumbpo would surprise them all... and even himself too. #NaNoWrimoOpeners | |
| 402857799920529408 crushingbort "Careful with that vial, Mr. President. One drop of the Bungler serum is enough to permanently alter a subject's name." #NaNoWrimoOpeners | |
| 529506655072182273 gberry523 Batman retightened the lug nuts. "Today I'll catch Joker for good," he said. "The Batmobile won't lose any wheels today." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529507444041723904 gberry523 Harry Potter took a long drag on his cigarette. Today was the day: the day he avenged his dead partner, John Constantine. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529508751309803520 andymoney69 Detective Kermit slaps his tea off the table. "Actually, you fuck," he says as he grabs the suspect, "it IS my business." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529510032418013184 TheAttack5 Indiana brushes off the stone tablet and steps back, mouth agape. "I can't believe we finally have the answer.." "69" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529510076248489984 geniousfactory @Hazukari #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396279282638417920 longwall26 James A. Garfield slid his naked form into the steaming bathtub. "I hope I'm not assassinated today," he thought. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396276484110704640 IAmSpilly Tino Sunseri sighed. "We're actually playing against grizzly bears, then?" The life in Saskatchewan truly was a rough ride #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396273721293684736 UNTRESOR Eminem awoke, his hands bound to the chair. He saw his Mom approaching with the spaghetti. "Not again," he whispered. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529518452986630144 BigRedDreck Having chosen and taken the red pill, Neo is suddenly possessed by a strong and inexplicable urge to fuck a fedora. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529520109690163200 nilvoid They say to write what you know, so prepare for 50,000 words on how to prepare and eat garbage #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529521199194603520 TheAttack5 “@SlavaP: opening graf to ja rule's book. I'm so in. http://t.co/dMtg76F0NE” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529521804201582592 My_Fancy_Sauce #NaNoWriMoOpeners The man typed the mysterious phrase in Google. "Huh", he muttered, learning it was not some dumb anime like he assumed. | |
| 529523275789901824 nilvoid What if Duke Nukem was a dracula #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529523661225861121 CUSSBRO #NaNoWriMoOpeners Sinisterly and ominously, but in a way that was also Care and Mad, the shadowy villain murmured, "Pig Poop Crew..assemble" | |
| 529524647851618304 AlmightyBoob Lying in bed, watching British panel quiz shows, our hero sobbed onto his naked micropenis. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529544175633453056 TheSmugCaryatid He looked at them incredulously. “No one is ever too old to have a picnic party. Here, I separated the meats... #NaNoWrimoOpeners | |
| 529593500132978688 Morzas_ #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/4PFfLz3ms3 | |
| 529607514225389568 getfiscal #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Pepsi gets you high", chirped the elf. "No duh, everyone knows that" growled the kobold, "It's like liquid weed." | |
| 529609165699035136 Harvey_S Applejack sat crying in her bed. The other ponies teased her because she didn't know how to twerk. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529618493096747008 salpane #NaNoWriMoOpeners Batman caressed his rotund tummy. "Sonic, our child will be loved." He said to Sonic. | |
| 529619214013698048 salpane #NaNoWriMoOpeners Reggie Miller can't stop eating his own scabs. "I sure do love the taste of my scabs," Reggie said before missing a dunk. | |
| 529620615045459968 salpane #NaNoWriMoOpeners Guy Fieri entered his Tie Fighter and hoped to discover some radical new flavors in the Mos Eisely tavern. | |
| 529624794585518080 Talen_Lee A Dramatic Treatment of Lily, Rosemary And the Jack of Hearts, A Fanfiction. #NanoWrimoopeners | |
| 529625025414832129 Talen_Lee "We're in a jam, Snowy," Tintin said, looking over the crates. "Those parasites have Dagny Taggart bound hand and foot!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529625335864627201 Talen_Lee "You Are Wrong About Superheroes," the professor read aloud, sneering. "Are you SURE you want to submit this thesis?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529625616132227072 Talen_Lee "Nobody can know, Eric." Kent Hovind said, hand on glass. "From here in prison, I'll be the protector this city needs." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529625890649407490 Talen_Lee Nobody was prepared for Verucca Salt to weaponise Wonka's blueberry recipe, and even less prepared for her fruity revenge. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397763788851539969 scrublord Time seemed to slow down as I walked towards Sonic. The theme song to The OC was audible. It was love, truly real love #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397370367204810752 gewqk "Sonic, this machine will unlock your 2000 year old memories." Sonic closed his eyes, and remembered that he was Jesus. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397127622674882560 cal50 "You act so different around me" Drake sobbed; Sonic showed no emotion. Drake sobbed into a hanky. They knew it was over. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529629811069960194 mbled210 "Reader, I married him," said Amy, in reference to Sonic. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529631932368568320 partyrockticon He put out his cigar in the last dregs of his bourbon, the potion that made men into Men, and thought "Breasts are good" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529633027295838210 mbled210 As Sonic awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into Dr. Robotnik. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529635509036138496 The_Dickinson “@pockybotz: Call me Rocket Ismail #NaNoWriMoOpeners” http://t.co/uigyvAiDmg #NaTwiReTweMo #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoTip | |
| 529642475716349952 wifiman54272365 #NaNoWriMoOpeners gggoooooooggmorrrrgniccgggvvieeryyyybaaaamammmmm | |
| 529643000239230976 crudlad #NaNoWriMoOpeners ralf smiled at the unsmiling man sat by the automatic doors. they opened slowly like a dog smiling. the receptionist smil | |
| 529644272543600641 crudlad #NaNoWriMoOpeners it was third time lucky for suggs. the dildo came out of the mould looking ready for use. little did he know it was curse | |
| 529644594775228417 crudlad #NaNoWriMoOpeners “its just, i’ve never spooned a hedgehog before” waluigi said sonic said nothing | |
| 529644868801662976 crudlad #NaNoWriMoOpeners “its just, i’ve never spooned a hedgehog before” waluigi said sonic said nothing, he was fast asleep already. | |
| 529645480243134464 sam_kriss #NaNoWriMoOpeners a calm and pleasant day, small wispy clouds crowded on the horizon [120 pages later] one dark grey cloud, borne on the wes | |
| 397423980195221504 michaeljhudson "The world is gonna roll you", said the cloaked-but-wearing-jorts figure, sliding into his Miata. The plates read FIERI. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 397423020605571072 boring_as_heck My phone rang. It was the President and he needed me to write an ironic listicle. "They're really funny," he mentioned. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529653289219280896 thaliarchus #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/k27CWuSGa2 | |
| 529662343203262464 FreshGoesBetter Anita Sarkeesian sat atop her throne of dead gamers. Goku looked on in horror, she had done it. The SJW'S had won. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529663043555164160 AlJavieera Let's write some Daniel Libeskind Freedom Tower inauguration #NaNoWriMoOpeners. | |
| 529671082698375168 BassoonJokes From as far back as I can remember I always wanted to own a couple Olive garden franchises in the northeast #NaNoWriMoOpeners Goodfellas 2 | |
| 529674923518595073 froggurt #NaNoWriMoOpeners a fat hand reached from under the bed. "ethicsss...in gaminggg..." it hissed, flecks of crumbs littering the floor. | |
| 529675745711243264 froggurt #NaNoWriMoOpeners a small grin cracked upon his face. "Instrumentality is almost a reality." "Ruh roo, Gendo" barked Scooby | |
| 529677436833628160 froggurt #NaNoWriMoOpeners the small man tipped his hat, winking. so bold, buying a lady he had only just met a Cool Ranch Code Red Margarita. | |
| 529677678110994432 froggurt #NaNoWriMoOpeners you laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same | |
| 529677704761974784 noeltellsjokes He looked like someone who paid sex workers just to listen to his libertarian views. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529681857273950208 irabrooker Even if not tagged as such, I assume all tweets posted the first week in November are #NaNoWriMoOpeners. | |
| 529684011485241344 mrreptoid #NaNoWriMoOpeners my god... So much feces... Human feces...all in my mouth and earlobes | |
| 529690061898801153 SlackerWriter I was living like Sim City but I only had ten dollars for this yard sale #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529690332267806721 R042 I am trying really hard to make an "eggs are on sale" joke #NaNoWriMoOpeners but it eludes me | |
| 529690677677142017 SlackerWriter My story is just like I have no mouth but I must scream but we all played Dreamcast games #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529691127281385473 SlackerWriter My last words to my dad were, "You mad bro? Come at me bro! Bro... BRO!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529691161032937473 Tanakaisfired It was the devious-cruising Rachel, that in her retracing search after her missing children, only found another orphan. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529691446756925440 Battlehork Mokuba Kaiba was kidnapped on a volunteer mission to Nigeria. "More like Baka Harem," Seto muttered upon hearing the news. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529692154936197120 JohnLemongrab #NaNoWriMoOpeners I've spent a lot of time watching you. Oh, the faces you make. You think I'm just a webcam, but I'm much more than that. | |
| 529692437539983360 JohnLemongrab #NaNoWriMoOpeners I hit send, and then I hit the deck. Gamergate had escalated into a full-scale war, casualties rising higher and higher. | |
| 529692917360001024 JohnLemongrab #NaNoWriMoOpeners We all remember where we were. Who could forget the year we forgot to save daylight, and this unending darkness began? | |
| 529693258352717825 SlackerWriter It was 1983 and my uncle started working at Nintendo #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529693463097266177 edzitron Pointed toward his 18-acre compound in Marin County, Sean Parker rips through the night fog on the Golden Gate Bridge #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529693766773661696 SlackerWriter The XFL was everywhere! I drank my XFL vodka in my XFL mug while I laughed at Borat hosting XFL night live! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529694029911691264 SlackerWriter How to lose friends over discussions about Weekend at Bernies #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529704212306079744 assholevegan "She was cold, not unlike the night," he typed into his Windows 8 Tablet. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529705842757881856 HPJoker "Anthony Rizzo was standing on first base after drawing a walk. The summer heat had his hair dripping with analytics." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529712248873558018 StormoftheSouth #NanoWriMoOpeners Anne sighed as she rode in the coach carrying her home to Hever, after having spent years at the French Court. | |
| 529719849837428737 stainwaynerook Big Boi pleaded with Andre to get Outkast back together. He is silent. He becomes silver goop. "I'm Andre T-3000 now" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529720925525401600 tholzerman "So, how did you survive renal failure?" "Well, it all started when I ate at Olive Garden 95 times in 6 weeks..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529721008706826240 stainwaynerook I invented Fruit By The Foot. Kids love it, but little do they know its literally fruit that comes out of my foot #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529733732501307394 Fhorton Gawker writers were logs cast upon the #GamerGate bonfire and both fell before us. Never has my heart been so warmed #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529737126649544704 jdkrach Max Bastardsen gunned the Harley through the doors and right up to the bar. Grinning, he ordered an appletini. Neat. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529738046426873856 WaltHickey @ChadwickMatlin #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396376309300879360 jakefogelnest Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks and Rosa Parks laughed together, drinking tea in heaven. "If he was a dog, he'd be called Barksy!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529775112707272705 IndieScent @yeahok Best I've seen of the #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529777234609840128 YourThirdUncle "You're the man now dog" he declared #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529785092634198016 edzitron Alex from Target wept. "Just a meme, am I?" He said swigging a bottle of Jack, closing the garage and starting the car. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529787592007356416 partiepig It had been a while. Hell, a lifetime. Quivering with anticipation, Helga lit up the Arnold shrine one last time. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529810149859672065 ShansMasala .@hollyogolly #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529823376127590400 KmkeLena #NaNoWriMoOpeners It was July, the month of wanderlust. | |
| 529844323022413825 zlinger @samknight1 #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529851586869469185 tsarist_ebooks @HolidayToad @Trillburne #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529873633188265985 TheAttack5 The final vote was cast and the Republicans had the senate. Obama rips off his mask to reveal the face of Arlen Specter.. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529876296739074048 CUSSBRO #NaNoWriMoOpeners for days, the Student Democrat whinged about the Republican apocalypse, despite fuckall being done since 2009 anyway. | |
| 529895803079647233 BooDooPerson .@moonmurmur #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529905627544297472 mfm773 Ha, you brought ethics in journalism to a nanowrimo fight.. you lose! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529907908541419520 LatinAssDragon In the dark days, there was chaos. But order was restored by the Light & the one who could control it... Breakdancing Cop #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529987119801204736 TSSteinbacher "But sir, most people don't order an Italian BMT until after lunch!" DemoniusX smiled. "I'm not most people. Load it up." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529987331697430529 TSSteinbacher "But sir, most people don't order an Italian BMT until afternoon!" DemoniusX smiled. "I am not most people. Load it up." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529991785922449408 JGiron "They call this pot 'JFK'", said the dealer, "because when you smoke it, your head rolls back and to the left." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 529994181716893696 BaronVonSavings 'I'm not just an eBay power seller. I'm also a power bottom,' he purred. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530028162974253057 LOLPhillies "Marmaduke, get back here!" Cliff yelled from the front door of the Huxtable home, as ALF called for the Great Dane. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530041779245305856 virgiltexas "Congrats on winning the big game, Ender! But are you ready for a real challenge?" Chell said, inserting the Gone Home CD #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530042874247647232 Peaceroo He said it wasn't my fault. That I wasn't responsible for the events. "It just happens," he said. Shit doesn't just happen #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396487620496093185 hangingsliders It was the perfect grilled cheese. Two triangles, lightly browned, oozing with sharp cheddar. She always used cheddar. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530043956885614593 Peaceroo All I saw were spots and the blinding light emitting from the swinging lamp above my head. "Where's Carmen Sandiego!?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530044211144720386 bxe1234 @justin_klugh #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530045323775713281 brandon120 @tholzerman #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530046193951199232 Peaceroo The sun had just set on the lake, refractions of light all the same on each block of ice. "Better grab my diamond sword." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530046820638924800 Peaceroo Some people are born with talent. Some people find it in the least likely places. Some are just fucking Super Man. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530048431478149120 Peaceroo The humming of the machines began as soon as I flipped the switch. Just another day at work in the Chocolate Factory. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530075515961368576 CrabWhispers The day Charles Barkley left for the harsh wilds of the Crab Nebula, the minds of fools and sages alike were, like, blown. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530083536858914817 beach_fox "It's dangerous to go alone, take this." The hero looked down at the condoms and lube. "What kind of dungeon is this?!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530087837178552320 psyfe #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530094070220455936 philmillar Fawkes screamed as the rack tightened, through clenched teeth he says "Actually, it is about ethics in games journalism" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530095394274168832 philmillar "Actually, I have a very detailed forum post pointing out why Linux is the superior platform", he whispered sensually #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530105001532981249 woodmuffin Obama pulled on the secret lever in the Oval Office that makes gas prices go down, but it was too late to save the Senate #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530109979462615040 projectpen Well, I think we just found our favourite new hashtag #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530115402266062849 Freedom4Quebec Finding a good derby/life balance is one of the hardest and best things you can do for yourself in the derby world. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530116399906447360 Vulvavenger @BurninAliveFL #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396285176260472832 dankmtl He was too late. Dark Keillor had taken the stage at Prairie Home Companion. Saving Minnesota just got a lot harder. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530122408704081921 nscranor sup #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530131682725466114 JonBaker Enough was enough. Hokey Pokey wanted revenge. That’s what he was all about #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530164329014784004 johnasavoia if i had one chance to kill banksy i would do it. id put a gun to their head and blow their brains out on a wall #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530168875359272962 YvetteKateWille .@AK_Lindsay #NaNoWriMoOpeners lol! | |
| 530210618280644608 Fishtanktango America is awash in red, thus summoning the vomiting ghost of Reagan. And here I am with this stick of dynamite. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530215925719392258 JeffMcDev The ball lies, always. The ball convinces you it's honest. The ball is deceitful, manipulating and insincere. F the ball. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530215935051722752 MJWrightNZ Answering the key #NaNoWriMo challenge http://t.co/rrOcTX5pSi #writingtips #writetip #NaNo #writers #NaNoWriMoOpeners #writingprompt | |
| 530235418441031680 passionatesketc "I understand why you had to do it. but... why did you have to do it ... like... this?" #NaNoWordSprints #NaNoWriMoOpeners #amwriting | |
| 530254223574052864 projectpen #NaNoWriMoOpeners Detective Don Trump leaned out of the helicopter & drew his gun; ready to save New York again. "Ebola? I hardly know-her!" | |
| 530348392896282625 IridiumRE It was a bad rain, not the kind that washes away your worries but the kind that seems to plaster more of them on you. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530348802398769152 IridiumRE Rob was struck with the realization that he had poured his heart and soul into a spreadsheet that would never be read. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530349327269785600 IridiumRE 11 months of accrued misery began to crumble away as it was again time to drop smartassed one line story ideas on Twitter. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530349858671300608 IridiumRE The keyboard groaned in pain, as if knowing that the fan fiction being bashed out upon it would turn erotic at any moment. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530350527230803968 IridiumRE DJ Farmer rode the tractor to Angry Orchard, fully intent on spending the day dropping some Mad Beets. #NaNoWriMoOpeners (ok that was bad) | |
| 530351848084226048 IridiumRE John swore. His bad CG art had been so bad it caused his PC to become self aware and corrupt its own hard drive. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530352977622859776 bvigeant @sarahjoyshockey #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 530353185161244672 IridiumRE The dessicated corpse of Tim from Ops rotted in the corner as the HR meeting dragged into another week. Nobody noticed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530353858162466816 IridiumRE Dan's heart was heavy. Another breakup over the mustache he carried. If only a woman would understand his Ditka fetish. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530353920074596352 campfirewood The hitman glared through the smoke of his Parliament at Rudd. "If you want blood, Phil, you got it." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530354884143755264 adventuresofrob "Is this room filling with piss?" I asked. "Nah, don't be silly" he replied. I inhaled deeply. "Pretty sure that's piss" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530355081980682240 IridiumRE She leapt gracefully from the balcony, flipped in midair, landed on a spot of black ice, cracked her skull, and bled out. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530355365913714689 UKIPHULK Jesus did not realise he was Jesus until he had been chained to the radiator for some time #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530355830252908544 IridiumRE The fever dream subsided. He found he was naked, dick in a Miata's tailpipe with "Track Day, Bro!" tattooed on his sack. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530357312943554560 adventuresofrob "You fucking did it, didn't you?! I warned you but you did it anyway!" It was true. I HAD put TruckNutz on my real nuts. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530357671346831360 UKIPHULK "I've found this amazing young talent. Trust me Kate, it's a can't-miss show." "What's his name?" "Dapper Laughs" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530359180834922496 Larry_Mullet #NaNoWriMoOpeners The year is 1988, salmonella is ravaging the British Isles and there's only one @Edwina_Currie bad enough to stop it | |
| 530359416164724737 adventuresofrob Moustache waxed. Unicycle polished. Llama besuited. Time to cut the ribbon on the quirkiest café Shoreditch has ever seen. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530359514412105728 IridiumRE Jeff flipped a switch and moaned as the solar power began jolting his scrotum. His electro-fetish had finally gone green. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530360992489029632 adventuresofrob "Content, my boy! That's the name of the game. Retweets, favourites, a job at Usvsth3m. You want those? You need content!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530361119681290242 edjeff @adventuresofrob “Reader, I subtweeted.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530361423432785920 hashtag_edjeff #@adventuresofrob #“Reader, #I #subtweeted.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530361448305012736 leedjeff @leadventuresofrob « Lecteur, j'ai subtweeted. » #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530361924366893057 IridiumRE Bane sighed wearily and flicked his tongue over his little secret: the phallic gag on the other side of his mask. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530363747010093056 tk6214 "Congrats on winning the big game, Ender! But are you ready for a real challenge?" Chell said, turning on QWOP #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530364225022353409 IridiumRE "FUCK THIS GAY EARTH" he shouted, and suddenly a surprisingly inviting looking anus appeared in the dirt before him. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530364390068215808 wutangcher His hair was shiny and buoyant, like fox mulder. His wit sharp, much like fox mulder. what was he missing? a girlfriend #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530365074255663104 adventuresofrob "Got 87 RTs the other day." He talked, I wasn't listening. "You wanna see numbers?" I asked. "Watch this." I hit 'Tweet'. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530366194063507456 IridiumRE Maury stood and announced "You're NOT the father!" The parents protested, the nurse ushered him out of the postnatal ward. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530368933216669696 Mejwell People demanded boots on the ground to fight ISIS. They didn't expect... Rig's boots #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530373271381098496 adventuresofrob The tribe were uncontacted by civilisation, until now, that is. I'd finally found someone to accept my Mafia Wars invites. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530375894821777409 IridiumRE The child screamed, the ostrich screamed, the Prime Minister screamed, and Her Majesty the Queen lowered the chainsaw. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530375972831625216 martinsaldin @DespotDahl Eller #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530376220761157632 IridiumRE "We are not amused" the Queen said, worried that if she laughed she wouldn't be able to hold the monstrous fart brewing. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530377180736684032 IridiumRE Shit rolled down his pant leg. The speaker sweated, realizing he'd forgotten his adult diapers. The crowd was unconcerned. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530378788639875073 DespotDahl London, in England, the capital city of the British Empire, is situated upon the banks of the Thames. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530392964141694976 LynetteFerreira “I’m serious. My soul does leave my body when I am asleep.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530393661197266944 jdcrowley #NaNoWriMoOpeners I was a member of one of the most oppressed groups in history. A Jew in Nazi Germany? No, worse: a gamer. | |
| 530394404910268416 IridiumRE AI was meant to solve humanity's greatest problems. Turned out it decided it could most help by playing Farmville all day. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530395603180982272 IridiumRE Over a long enough timeline, every day becomes a memorial for some tragedy. So celebratory 9/11 orgies were inevitable. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530404510829936640 power_crystals Tommy Pickles woke up to what would turn out to be his last day in Chongjin Political Prison Camp #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530411486058139648 IridiumRE There was little time. I had to hurry, might only be seconds for me to poop before someone else walked into the restroom. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530415219948789760 _expunged neo hacks the deep web, once and for all #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530416083711184896 passionatesketc "grace was in her heart and flowers in her hair. " #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530419538371039234 championsoasis "I'm not racist, but" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530420954099638272 IridiumRE People are usually upset when I introduce myself by saying I only poop through a Play-Doh factory spaghetti attachment. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530429045188878336 MikeGianella He stared at his computer screen. It was November, and nothing but shitty sentences stared back at him. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530430762932137985 JimmyJazz1968 Paul Carr poured the Bourbon. Was the glass half full or half empty? He filled it all the way. No room for doubt. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530431553261023232 IridiumRE He gritted his teeth and tensed his muscles for what was to come. The cycle began, and his asshole sang the song of brown. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530434289067098113 IridiumRE He checked his outbox: the email was sent. It'd be just minutes before the orgasmic screams from the director's office. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530437285675016193 SlackerWriter Those kids thought Henry Kissinger created robots, but if only they knew the truth... that he creates cyborgs #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530445004779839489 MainMyra "In the end, what it came down to was plain old greed." #NaNoWriMoOpeners #myfirstTweet | |
| 530450314634461186 stein_edmund THIS >> "Fuck you, @gracehelbig ,you mastermind bullshit artist,” whispered @Mametown http://t.co/ldq3n622wX #nanowrimoopeners #NoFilterShow | |
| 530473961457344512 LateNite20XX #NaNoWriMoOpeners Quinn and Grayson rub Dorito dust and Mtn Dew all over each other. "To hell with ethics in gaming journalism." #GamerGate | |
| 530479137811869696 jpmeyer not sure whether the funnier part of #nanowrimoopeners are the funny jokes or the people legit posting the opening sentence of their stories | |
| 530481315972673537 direhellswan "Clickbait? Oh no, nothing so droll," Mr. Johnson said, offering me a glass of scotch. "We want you to write content." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530481648270598144 jpmeyer with benghazi averted, ebola cured, and a republican in the white house, sonic paused. "perhaps now senpai will notice me" #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 530481871957008384 jpmeyer it's hard out here for a conservative brony #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 530482015272189952 swabl The disaster rendered all women infertile, dooming humanity to slow extinction. But at least gaming journalism was saved. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530482665875836929 turndayturn "You know I could never leave you." he whispered in the ear of bob costas, holding him. "oh, vlad..." bob sighed weakly #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530483424117919745 GoodEnoughForMe It was 2054. Teacher had the attention of class. "And now we will learn of history's most poorly treated people. Gamers" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530484006081806337 turndayturn "joe, I'm doing the state of the union, I need you here." "shut up, barry, I'm playing LLSIF" joe said, pounding a 4 loko #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 530484344486649856 GoodEnoughForMe Blaze reads his filmpaper and puts his feet up on his holodesk. He casually takes a drag from his e-cig. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530484562636587008 emperorj "The Koch brothers and I are fighting the unions, for one simple reason," Scott Walker said. "Ethics in game journalism" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530485679537782784 turndayturn "its time to e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ETHICS IN GAMING JOURNALISM!" screamed seto kaiba #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530486189405782019 maullarmaullar you're probably wondering why i'm in a somalian jail with a dakimakura for my cellie. well it all started a few days ago #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530488249337532418 emperorj "Are you going to live or die?" said Hina as she flipped a coin in the direction of Chloe. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530495558721744897 brendanflaherty Against all odds & w/ no encouragement, my new novel has a 1st sentence! It is, ahem, "The guy did stuff online." Thanx. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530513301776891904 okjonblair It was a Dark and Stormy night. If you ordered a Dark and Stormy wings were 1/2 off. I ordered, darkly. I was Harry Potter #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530519005933862913 AlexJustThought Santoor's on Broadway was known for its delicious and authentic Indian food - I guess you could call it, "Naan Fiction." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530525233200254976 passionatesketc #NaNoWriMoOpeners #LSW2014 #NaNoShare *smiles and sits back down on the couch* | |
| 530558138949599235 LRcomic She dropped her framed coaster on my foot #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530558365945327616 EdgarBooks Get readers straight into the story. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530560242082672640 fretzl sext: #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530576045251231745 yggsassil @nytminuscontext #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530588178655490048 sotomiru "It's not fair! Cheney got all HIS pet projects," Biden hollered, waving a file marked "Operation: Bring Back Achewood" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530595536735571970 NewtonVerbatim A hush fell as the tv anchor lifted his glasses, wiped away a tear, and said "Poochie died on the way to his home planet" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530619869012975616 tonegatherion It was a mistake to misuse the alien nano re-mote device to try to erase prominent sjws. Now I was being erased, slowly. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530656384652967936 BigRedDreck "I'm a doctor, not a 'the US is actually not a democracy, it's a republic,'" said McCoy to the neo-reactionary pedant. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530693749601751040 smpwned The hard rain and the steadily flooding basement made him think about leaving his gaming rig. But he knew he never would. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530715617519616001 ChristAdventure HAPPY #NaNoWriMo FRIDAY writers! #nanowrimo2014 #NaNoWriMo #stlnano #NaNoWriMoOpeners #AUTHORS #writing #writing #novel #50K | |
| 530728958124240897 passionatesketc Bits of truth, Let life flow. #SixWordStories #NaNoShare #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530730187097653248 AttObl "Look at the bright side kid. You get to keep all the money." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530731392590966785 Dliessmgg "Oh, Ben Kenobi is just a name I use to hide from the empire," he said, "My real name is Ben Ghazi." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530764698728148992 realcamdon #NaNoWriMoOpeners I shut my copy of Catcher in the Rye as Quinn walks out of her hotel. My pistol is ready. Gamergate will triumph. | |
| 530765782901211136 realcamdon #NaNoWriMoOpeners The Social Justice Force broke down my door, wiped my HD, and installed 100 copies of Gone Home. I weep. Gamergate failed. | |
| 530771964583874561 ChristAdventure Received my #halo, I did. #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMo #stlnano #50K #donate #amwriting #NaNoWriMoOpeners #novel #author http://t.co/rdrnuBdb4B | |
| 530812566654967808 hamsandcastle #NaNoWriMoOpeners It takes a lot to make a stew....too many cooks will spoil the broth | |
| 530825134827773953 muddymudskipper #NaNoWriMoOpeners I'm sexy I'm cute I'm popular to boot I'm bitchin' great hair the boys all love us to state | |
| 530825215576530944 muddymudskipper #NaNoWriMoOpeners I'm sexy I'm cute I'm popular to boot I'm bitchin' great hair the boys all love us to stare | |
| 530827437928890370 enveloping @enveloping #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530827609387831298 BurninAliveFL #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/wyTlW09z3s | |
| 530840695259807744 weed_mouse The writer puts his pen to paper. The pen can be a sword or a paintbrush. Endless potential. He writes, "rims on a prius" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530865455721111553 scottmarshall @maureenjohnson you forgot the #NaNoWriMoOpeners hashtag. | |
| 530877862526849025 CathalAtty 👻👻👻 👣 🚪. 😨. ✌✌✌. 😂. 🍻🍹🍷. 🙋🙌🙆💃. 💞... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530885150758801408 passionatesketc She forgot me every time we met. #amwriting #vss #NaNoShare #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530929842326605826 hackerellablog And that's how I lost my finger. But whatever. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530962182897283072 widdershins_cat “I swear to all the gods, the next customer to put his hands on my arse gets them taken off with my dagger" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530962523114438657 LeGozer @MarylandMudflap #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530963116247769089 CrabWhispers kq2iinj f21of8vnndm eji3qif, eqjorh1ijv mkqewbhv i2fovem. q2j 13ufhv krn1jindf3m1. d1uifn emnrbh1ujd3nbj, vkjbr1jk1n2 jkn. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530982064724905984 NickRWest1815 @ThatCarlGuy "this is my story" said dark rainbow dash, drenched in the rain of neo new tokyo #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530985463205474304 Secks_man "Buahahaha" loled the spiked villain as Mario slid the scaly dick down his throat. peach sighs, realizing all hope is lost #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 530989053798526977 MatthewToy #NaNoWriMoOpeners As I was running from the now angry members of my old high school class, I knew I had only one option....."Carl Weathers". | |
| 531036326229856256 lnotimportant I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531037768609058817 lnotimportant Ash Ketchum pulled his cap down nervously, and so began 10 Hours of Walking Through Viridian City as a Pokemon Trainer... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531118223216095232 SamFaulkner87 The fire was dying. "What did you do before The End?" "I was a Doctor" "Engineer" "I was the millionaire matchmaker" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531132002775232512 thrusticus the monarchist counterrevolution has finally ended. NRx Ned, hero of the land, can at long last relax in his vaping lounge #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531137652758953984 FuckedUpSunset Help! #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 531138625946525696 cushbomb "Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational Clint/Brown/Taint Area!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531142442951532544 passionatesketc The more real I get, the more magic i see around me. #writeclub #NaNoShare #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531143643584036865 brookedcoleman @SeanBurkett Is this one of your #NaNoWriMoOpeners?! | |
| 531182725290799104 chuchugoogoo haven't done any #NaNoWriMoOpeners yet because idk if I can top this one from last year https://t.co/mgaHykZyDS | |
| 396395931274182657 chuchugoogoo "dead end Banksy, now reveal your true identity," I shouted. "Nice work Wario, it is I, Barack Obama & I need your help" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396301627012837376 UrplePingo Rachel Ray breathed huskily through her Guy Fawkes mask, her delicate fingers slowly unfastening my giant crinkling diaper #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396402852949544960 theleanover "Gentlemen, the news isn't good; the space radiation is… well, to be blunt, it's making our boners sentient" said Lance. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396398079684775936 doctorveritas "Do it for me, Billy," he said. "Do it for the Obungler." Billy began to weep. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396304746127974400 granulac "Nice face. Smile much?" Tardar Sauce avoided eye contact. Freshman year at Meme University was off to a rocky start. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396300105067679745 dankmtl "Welcome, Mayor Ford. We've been expecting you." "W-w-where am I?" Ford stammered. "Why Ford-San, you've become animé." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531215192534024192 hooray4matt "Rachel, Ross, Chandler, quick come here!" The gang gathers around, eyes heavy. "A clue to finding Phoebe's killer..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531265651227500544 Timccv164 Another shot of that damn Bastard Elixir...then she walked in. If she was online, I'd click her. #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/E8pzaRoWxe | |
| 531286766435958784 AlpacaQueen77 "A ripple of applause ran through the crowd as Max Mailer took the stage." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531354771005784067 adamsteinbaugh @OaklandElle #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531373053599440897 passionatesketc "Dance and sing on, sweet Lauren-and so may we; and it is done!" #NaNoWriMo #NanoShare #writeclub #NaNoWriMoOpeners #amwriting #writeon | |
| 531470298734796800 salpane #NaNoWriMoOpeners Smarf accidentally impregnated Sonic. "Hashtag gotta go fast." Sonic replied. Everyone you know will be dead in 100 years. | |
| 531501531745775617 sierrabarefoot I just tied the New World Order into my #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners novel. I've been reading too many conspiracy theories. | |
| 531522820569055232 InkOnMyFingers1 #blogpost http://t.co/wTkbAXjnhw #bloggersdoitbetter #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners #blogfest #writers #writing #vscocam #quote | |
| 531528437349900290 KallyGrissom I think about his hands most often. When I was six and my brother was eight, he would tie my shoes before school. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531530060293894144 KallyGrissom When I picture him, I see his hands. When I was six and my brother was eight, he would tie my shoes before school. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531535094948044802 InkOnMyFingers1 #blogpost http://t.co/wTkbAXjnhw … #bloggersdoitbetter #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners #blogfest #writers #writing #vscocam | |
| 531549779185377280 ERROR_REDACTED IT WASN'T A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, WHICH WAS A HUGE CAUSE FOR ALARM TO THE RESIDENTS OF NOIR CITY. #NANOWRIMOOPENERS | |
| 531569087756124160 GalliaEbooks #NaNoWriMoOpeners the highschool girl carried a long war hammer in one hand and a large shield in the other, today was the day she would fin | |
| 531569534189465600 InkOnMyFingers1 #blogpost http://t.co/wTkbAXjnhw … … #bloggersdoitbetter #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 #NaNoWriMoOpeners #blogfest #writers #writing #vscocam | |
| 531610536614821888 BigRedDreck "This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you," telephoned President Doctor Phil to Putin as he launched the ICBMs. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531637718795960321 caliyuga #NaNoWriMoOpeners: After a month of drinking morning glory tea everyone sounded autotuned, trapped in a psychedelic hellscape of T-Pains. | |
| 531663946697416704 TheAttack5 The pirate captain looked down at where his hands used to be in horror. "Too many hooks!" he shouted to the vast sea. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531678865752477696 passionatesketc “From the moment our lives met, our souls touched.” ― Oscar Wilde #quote #writingprompts #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531792874472751104 IridiumRE "... and that's how I like foreplay", she said sensually. With an internal sigh, he nudged the drilldo back under the bed. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531793383782891520 IridiumRE Gorbachev leapt atop the wall, Mjolnir in hand, to look Reagan in the eye. "YOU GOT IT, FUCKER!" The wall was stuck down. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531794323734822912 IridiumRE China's industrial economy collapsed once the world's CEOs realized they could get strip mall Chinese food up the street. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531795041527005184 IridiumRE When Jenny reached for her Hitachi Magic Wand, Stan Bush's "The Touch" would start playing. It made life at home awkward. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531829406080450560 HawklineTX #NaNoWriMoOpeners Dr. Smith held the donor material in his hand, and he wondered how powerful the gut flora of a World Series MVP could be. | |
| 531830044201877504 HawklineTX #NaNoWriMoOpeners Life worked differently since the collapse. Without the Internet, people relied on climate shamans to get their "yolos" | |
| 531830664774287360 IridiumRE Godzilla's huge reptilian eye stared back at him. Tom, covered in unidentified juice, lit a cigarette. "That was amazing." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531839550612856833 caliyuga #NaNoWriMoOpeners: #NaNoWriMo was a tradition of self-flagellation as a form of preparation leading to the gauntlet of Family Thanksgiving. | |
| 531879254145781760 mfm773 It takes a lot to make a stew. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 531887533307596802 Mobute She began writing in her journal. "Thunder only happens when it's raining / Palins only love you when they're impaling." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531898173929684992 passionatesketc "*sigh*... Alright losers. Any of you dorks play DC Universe Online? Anyone wanna hop on and do some missions?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners #writeclub | |
| 531938642139545600 RochelleDeans We say “Amen” in unison. Hunter’s funeral is so predictable I shouldn’t have bothered coming. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396318481706401792 Mobute "When I first took that online Aspergers diagnostic test, the word alone lit my synesthesia up like the smell of bacon." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 531962792996536320 AstralColt "This had better work, because I really don’t feel like dying today." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 131172574540480512 ABigBagOfKeys "it's a class M planet," said Data. "and I'm detecting signs of… Pokemon?!" #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 532051605169139712 reiley The year is 1776. The Founders crowd around my Time Laptop, as I show them a rude troll post. "This changes everything.." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532057473708879872 passionatesketc "You still bragged you had lots of games. I want to see your collection. You only have one game..."Nicole had scolded him. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532186944613007360 hardreeds In the distance, a lamb screamed. "Euarrgh!" said the lamb. "Can you NOT?" said Clarice Starling. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532198969615847424 IridiumRE "I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia," Churchill said, "but their hashtag is certainly trending." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532200822726488064 IridiumRE "Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice." "And every lady the D, an I right Polonius!" "Fucketh thee off, Hamlet." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532242573134688256 0sn “I said I hate THAT orc for killing my parents, not ALL orcs.” “Fine but the o-word is still SUPER problematic.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532259002177294338 JGiron #NaNoWriMoOpeners Moby Dick but from the whale's perspective: a whale stalked until it snaps and fights back | |
| 532262547781861377 Thinkpieceur #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532269202900791296 passionatesketc "Not that I am any good at it, but I'll have to learn how to be..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWriMo2014 | |
| 532278749631225856 BigRedDreck "Mom," asked a gaunt waif of Mrs. Jellyby, "will you stop owning the drydick randos online for just 5 minutes & feed us?" #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 532283413584433152 BigRedDreck "Gluttony, for lack of a better word," declares a prophetic Gordon Yglesias to enraptured Chipotle shareholders, "is good" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532284829279477761 ABigBagOfKeys Neo plugged himself into the Matrix. "I'm going to use my superpowers for fucking," he said . "Cool" replied Morpheus" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532285847560011776 Spammyjazzhands The computer transcribed the shouted garbling of the toddler, as if by magic. These are the words of Ross Douthat, age 3 #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 532314239466094592 andreistephens Lil Jon saw an arctic tern above, and wondered what it was doing this far south. He would find out if it killed him. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532415991913783296 NewtonVerbatim #NaNoWriMoOpeners Butts. Butts never change. They always has two cheeks, since the beginning of time, but in 2051, they merged. | |
| 532509469193039872 IridiumRE The GPS chimed. "Hazard reported ahead." Aaah, yes. I would have it bo other way. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532509991971086336 IridiumRE The GPS chimed. "Hazard reported ahead." Aaah, yes. I would have it no other way. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532512841467961346 BigRedDreck "I find you to be a man utterly incapable of feels," the judge remarks as he sentences Andy Dufresne. "Much callous." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532599780548300800 mopheadf "At first, there is only darkness, and pain, and fear, and cold." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532639374513799169 SwooshyCueb @velartrill #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532640254373924864 TiniestBanana Her taint smelled of disappointment and regret, she knew this couldn't go on.. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532646289964818432 conorodurst Cousins? Not exactly ;) #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532649733127684096 rmpersa #NaNoWriMo2014 is fun...#NaNoWriMoOpeners #TheBarn @Rwashe #writer #NewProject | |
| 397112436953989120 direlog "So I hear there's no death in Canada?” "Oh no," she says, "no death. No dying. We like it that way. Yourself?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532686582977794048 kodeswitching #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Jay, stop writing this book and take out the trash" yells Mom, parently | |
| 532686823856668672 AceMcWicked "It was the best of times, it was actually about ethincs in gaming journalism" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532687215239782400 kodeswitching #NanoWriMoOpeners Luke Fastlightning emerged from his hut on Grand Tattoo. "Ah yes," he thought, "beautiful day for a Space Wars" | |
| 532687219312435200 AceMcWicked 'People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles. Except me, I'm not afraid of anything. I'm mad badass' ' #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532687797283323905 AceMcWicked 'Barry Cotter didn't know why he sometimes did magic and shit' #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532687947984687106 kodeswitching #NaNoWriMoOpeners Detective Alexander Murphy was like any other cop, except he wasn't, because he was a robot. A robot that could love. | |
| 532688936758300672 AceMcWicked I always had this dlimena, do I hang with my bros, do I party with Kanye or do I call Emma Watson and say 'What's up' #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532689240199405568 kerago_ Playing bullet tag with Cyber-Yakuza on Nu-Autobahn-16. Not how I wanted to spend my birthday. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532689460412960768 AceMcWicked "I guess I get the last laugh" I muttered as Kyle, the school bully, fell into a pool of crocodiles #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532690265639632896 AceMcWicked We first met in 2001 and her first words to me were "I didn't come for a LAN party, I came for a sex party" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532690443440386048 DCpierson #NaNoWriMoOpeners "REGULATORS!... Mount up." | |
| 532691019494465536 williambgoss #NaNoWriMoOpeners 10 years ago, they had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope. Now, in the cybernetic wasteland known only as The Mirage... | |
| 532691231684308992 AceMcWicked She said to me "Want to root" and I was totally down for it because I'd had sex before #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396366782577266688 mattytalks Vince unwraps his angry whopper. "Please give us an idea how your anger has informed your flavors and artistic vision?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532691425662480384 kodeswitching #NaNoWriMoOpeners Bam-Bam Bigelow never died. Sure, the television people told ya so, but the television is a vicious goddamned lie machine. | |
| 532691786158727168 AceMcWicked The spoilt liberal professors at Dan Rockhard's college always made fun of him for his uncouth, simple manners #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532692050416631808 AceMcWicked The spoilt liberal professors at Dan Rockhard's college always made fun of him for his rugged individualism #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532692755810877440 Yelix Cortanna showed Mister Chief her huge boobs and kissed him a lot, but he turned away. "I've gotta go punch some aliens." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532692989391282177 kodeswitching #NaNoWriMoOpeners One teenage boy went on a journey of self-discovery. What happened next will warm your heart. [read more] | |
| 532694263394340865 30CarPileup #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Humanity is naturally selfish" espoused Chaysin "altruism is both illogical and unethical because of this." | |
| 532694973477429248 Crutnacker Peter looked at the calendar and sighed. The doctor gave him two weeks to live and he was only 5000 words into his novel. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532698887471910912 30CarPileup #NaNoWriMoOpeners The words echoed through Chent's head in a sickening cacophony of sound. "Baba Booey, Baba Booey, Baba Booey..." | |
| 532704686357618689 nathanielnp "Sorry, these contract typos are IRONCLAD. Gal Gadot directs the Wonder Woman movie and Michelle MacLaren stars," I said. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532715267508297728 williambgoss #NaNoWriMoOpeners Cynthia came from a long and distinguished line of haters. | |
| 532727067528273921 NewtonVerbatim #NaNoWriMoopeners Once upon a time, there was a knight, named Sir Ethics-in-Games-Jounalism. He was a dumb fucking knight. | |
| 532884869794516992 IridiumRE Tom's inter dimensional journey was a lot less interesting than expected, but hit rock bottom with the visit to Flatland. #NaNoWriMoopeners | |
| 532885545140387840 IridiumRE The tale of the most delicious Reuben sandwich in history begins, as all such tales do, with a sweaty roll in the hay. #NaNoWriMoopeners | |
| 532892669161537536 IridiumRE Eventually humanity had fetishized everything and gotten bored, so it was a big relief to everyone when the aliens landed. #NaNoWriMoopeners | |
| 532900705640931328 direlog_ebooks Lets go to work out what it is right. So, for foucault, is it OK for white women to put it this way. Yourself?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners. | |
| 532982053931712512 kodeswitching #NaNoWriMoOpeners Chest Bigguns examined his pecs in the mirror in a totally not-gay way. "Man I am buff and also heterosexual" he said. | |
| 403672932943020032 Mobute Over 2,000 passengers were in the water, and the RMS Bulbasaur was going down. That's when I chose "Float." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396428136906096640 virgiltexas "Are there really 27 genders?" asked Sonic questioniningly. "Yes," answered Eggman, "and you've got to find all of them!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 532991779545432064 kodeswitching #NaNoWriMoOpeners Skrillex and Sonic hi-fived in the 7-11 parking lot. "Finally" said Skrillex, "Diplo is headed down to buy us cigarettes!" | |
| 532992943297404928 TomKenniston I wanted to be different than the other cops on the force. So I ordered the Alphonso Ribeiro Breakin' & Poppin' video... #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533005975616114689 kodeswitching Renowned whale-hunter Ishmael leaned on the prow, thinking about hunting a dangerous whale. "Call me Ishmael", he said.. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396280104734584832 seangentille Farley took a deep breath. He was scared to fake his death, but how else could he pursue a Canadian politicial career? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533048299528269824 passionatesketc " I just had wanted someone to hold me and make me feel loved and wanted..." #writeclub #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533062032116170752 PonceDeIan @goodson_brandon #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533089566132293632 BigRedDreck "Nothing in the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition says a dog can't play," I type as my captor forces me to tweet hashtag jokes. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533111299559792640 MOCHA_LAKE "'pair of dice city'? what is this, Las Vegas??" carlos mencia said, shocking the comedy club crowd with his incisive wit #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 533115078103818240 constantlyjosh @saleyhones #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533164540557819904 ToneDeafLemur "No, Mr. Bond...Alex....IS the target." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 264026541653114880 boring_as_heck It couldn't have been a mere coincidence that me and Flo from Progressive had the same favorite Family Guy episode. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533279247335714816 TommyIsBS Sonic woke up with a huge hangover in a pile of Black Ace cans. ""Oh no! I missed my court date again!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533282339926069248 TommyIsBS Detective Baby examined the curtains closely. It didn't make sense.The outside is very big? Where could it have gone? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533282897554583552 TommyIsBS He never made it as a wise man, he never made it as a poor man stealing. Perhaps,as a robotcop, Chad could change things #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533283840320868354 TommyIsBS The can hissed softly as it was opened. "Black Ace Cider? But there's only white ace, Morpheus." "You were told a lie." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533285567283613696 TommyIsBS #WeCanLandOnACometButWeCant write a novel in a month that's worth publishing, or even reading. Or can we? No. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533303332220448769 TheBreadDoor It is the year C.O.B. 25. Humanity clocked out for good 25 years ago. Except for one man who showed up for work. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533354624778895360 passionatesketc "The statements are completely false how they were written..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533363178898333696 passionatesketc "He forfeited without informing." Carter had said about Pat then.. #NaNoShare #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533408011390169088 bored_phantom "Arcade Fire are too commercial." said the Bearded Hipster as he sprinkled quinoa on his gluten-free pizza #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533470737555021827 Dobu_Dobu @SalmonDelicious #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 533488016140955648 Unguided It was a dark and stormy night as I walked into Taqueria Goku. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533518197191086080 cushbomb What can you say about a twenty-five year old joke format that died? #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533520789081845760 passionatesketc Johnnie silently crawled along the sidewalk with his hands in his pockets. It was cold and dark, so he was shivering. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533521159103344640 passionatesketc His breath could be seen. He was only in a light black jacket, girls' jeans and regular shoes. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533521375953039361 passionatesketc He didn't have a hat or anything. "Gosh, I'm freezing.." He slowly turned by a stop sign and continued down the sidewalk. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533522170509410304 passionatesketc He usually goes outside anyway just to stay away from home, since he doesn't like staying in one place for very long. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533525546135601154 passionatesketc I'd never let anything hurt you or take you away I love you to much to lose you.. #NaNoWriMoOpeners #amwriting | |
| 533622358167138304 passionatesketc It does not take up much space, but the space it DOES take up is useless, therefore wasted. #NaNoWriMoOpeners #amwriting | |
| 533698366585053184 passionatesketc There were so many great things that happened that its hard to remember them all. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 533712566074089472 passionatesketc It doesn't need to be difficult for #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMo2014 check out: #NaNoCoach , #NaNoWordSprints or #nanowrimoopeners but #beinspired | |
| 533789141821952000 passionatesketc "i........i cant. its time for me to face the fate that lay before me..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 533790717676503040 passionatesketc He had Walked over to the place where the scream was coming from, but it was too late to do anything... #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoShare | |
| 533828140683255808 profesortbaker http://t.co/4sl3AjAwes What R U #Reading? RT @profesortbaker #ASMSG #NaNoWriMoOpeners #IAN1 #Booktrope #99c #eBook http://t.co/5Lkg4DJfWJ | |
| 534187610369847298 passionatesketc "I reek of the fragrance of magnificence and grandeur and beauty.." #amwriting #NaNoWriMoOpeners #RandomNews #quote | |
| 534290591354740736 WeirdBirdPal @MDogGeist #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534315081237266433 GoshILoveArrows The woman's face was a bloody, pulpy mess; they wouldn't be identifying this one from a photograph. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534415661917667328 kodeswitching #NaNoWriMoOpeners The cool detective looked at the dead body. It was pretty messed up. He made a wise-crack and put on his sunglasses. | |
| 534416859873808384 kodeswitching #NaNoWriMoOpeners Eric Hanover was a sick lead guitarist but he was also a secret agent who could kill people with the power of rock. | |
| 534417388419022848 kodeswitching #NaNoWriMoOpeners Matt Trakker looked up from his workbench and smiled wryly at Bruce Sato. "Its time," he said, "time for a M*A*S*K novel" | |
| 534441827001466880 power_crystals Gunnar Goodfriend left the recording studio on his cool motorcycle and went to his hot babe's house. There, they had sex #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534454906568990720 passionatesketc " ..its all about being the right man first, before even thinking to find the right girl for you..." #NaNoWriMoOpeners #nanoshare #writeclub | |
| 534487856333328385 csignore459 #NaNoWriMoOpeners This, my darling, is the Zyborne Clock. | |
| 396372969624047616 Nickrob The nation had elected a new leader, ushering a new wave of prosperity fueled by the bitcoin. President Sonic then… #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534493970752339968 Fazio_N Murdered the barrista so fastly that none of the *police siren noises* ever even caught me. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534494502267133952 Fazio_N "One pound of your finest pocket lint," she said, oozing ambivalence. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534508219129802752 passionatesketc "It seems a lot of people are getting The God Of Greatness." Pat had told them.. #NaNoWriMoOpeners #amwriting #nanoshare | |
| 534536332803325952 LatinAssDragon Climbing was futile. We'd never ascend Olive Garden's Endless Breadstick Basket & knew that we'd perish in a sea of gluten #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534580080056741888 SeamusTheKing The sky was dark and stormy, the torrents of plummeting rain ripping through the ever-present New Tamsbridge fog. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534661789888180224 jemimasayswords The shadows followed me home again tonight. I hurried down the street, not looking back, not thinking. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534720592550039552 J0n4th4n_Lee For those who didn't see it. Surviving @NaNoWriMo the easy way! New blog, http://t.co/6zW9YgyV9b … #NaNoWriMoOpeners #NaNoWordSprints #RT | |
| 534745690497228801 passionatesketc When the angelic being said to me..“GIVE ALL YOUR LOVE TO THE TREE AND THE TREE WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING THAT YOU NEED.” #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534767699742584832 passionatesketc "had to use the blow torch to defrost my ass off the floor,but its time to start moving&get the blood pumpin'!" Pat said. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534802548209631232 passionatesketc Deadlocked jurors. scrutiny high. Leaders Optimistic. #sixwords #threelines #amwriting #NaNoWriMoOpeners #nanoshare #NaNoWriMo2014 | |
| 534859694226284544 MirandaInnaimo #NaNoWriMo #NaNoWriMoOpeners She loves when #MoonsOfTheSolarSystem are her namesake, "Miranda!" #Uranus #MILife2014 http://t.co/dBLt7UGTlF | |
| 534868324778532865 doctorveritas "Oh yeah? Well my gun's name is also Bort," Homer Simpson said as he took aim at Nidal Malik Hasan. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534874853501698048 passionatesketc downward, look at the edge of the stairs, you can see the lining from where they installed the carpet. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534935402650828800 karolinatx Tonight my husband and I spent 10min discussing which he loves more: me or the big sacks of grapefruit he buys at Kroger. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 534958321531641856 CommanderSeamus #NaNoWriMoOpeners Many years later, when his nudes leaked, Fappeking was to remember the first afternoon he was called a fag on the Internet | |
| 396713806501404672 wettbutt Open on a canyon. roll credits. action man in the canyon. where is he going to. imagine him doing front flips on screen #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535176394775748608 passionatesketc Smash the glass, load a couple into a backpack and run like hell! okay, but wait, where is my wallet?!! #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535182104938950657 kodeswitching "My body is a temple," muttered Buck Johnson, while aiming his surgically-altered arm-cannon. "A temple.... of DOOM!" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535183036569387010 kodeswitching "This bad boy's got it all," said Clutch Steelmotor, patting the hood of his hovercar. "And it don't break for feminism." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535183148481798145 kodeswitching "This bad boy's got it all," said Clutch Steelmotor, patting the hood of his hovercar. "And it don't brake for feminism." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 274546068979601408 PlanetofFinks #NaNoWriMoClosers A way a lone a last a loved a Sonic #NaNoWriMoOpeners the Hedgehog, past Green Hill, from swerve of shore to bend of bay | |
| 535233904081657858 passionatesketc You have to do what he says because if you don't; he has the right to beat you until your almost dead. #amwriting #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535242864780136448 passionatesketc *got dinosaur arms and sneezes* dont hug me! *thrashes around to get away* what are you doing to my head?! #NaNoWriMoOpeners #amwriting | |
| 535322828586123265 bugs______ surviving customers faded away. "I said SOY milk," he growled. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535398497709613056 SplatterElf Wormwheel carried a rattling cage in one hand and dragged a bloody sack with the other.https://t.co/6NzMuUyr2y #NaNoWriMoOpeners #amwriting | |
| 535400314073923584 passionatesketc You cant prove it just because you were unlucky not to get a second one means nothing.. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535450042228699137 c001357 #fivewordstories #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535518447372091392 pattnaff She dug into her bag and found a baby fennec fox. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535611238655344640 passionatesketc " it was a first date and I don't like to betray my violent tendencies until they're trapped in a relationship." #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535648879283539968 mrmxy @virgiltexas #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535683951663538176 bossesHATEhim "First dragon attacks, then famine, and finally being born-- all because of one gladiator" #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/uskZrwSEfP | |
| 535684298712838145 bossesHATEhim "First dragon attacks, then famine, and finally being born-- all because of one gladiator" #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/wEH7BulrKJ | |
| 535826431368888320 Cheesegod69 George Bush was flying an airplane when a call came over the radio. "President Bush, there are bananas in the WTC" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535967766524989440 RetepAdam "Which version?" he parroted, extending his palm in mock contemplation. "Do I even need to dignify that with a response?" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 535978562160197633 gooddrochillson #NaNoWriMoOpeners http://t.co/9jwEZLcdNf | |
| 536007894752567296 TheExcel @1114cole #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 536377902024368128 YoshuaDavis I sniffed the air, shot up & whispered "pizza," a stoner bloodhound for the ages. The night is young, and I am alive. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 536716152949723136 cryotuna #nanowrimoopeners "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts brea | |
| 536719076446330880 passionatesketc "So he (Chester the cat) tossed his cookies... figuratively!" #nanowrimoopeners #NaNoWriMo2014 | |
| 536726339944845312 passionatesketc A dark haired beauty, with big round eyes. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 536752671303024641 passionatesketc I wanted to help save my kingdom. #nanowrimoopeners #NaNoWriMo2014 | |
| 536772881435598848 BigRedDreck "Has anyone seen Molly?" asks Madonna. No sign of the unsinkable Mrs. Brown. Madonna, neck-deep in frigid water, succumbs… #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 536779154641788928 passionatesketc One of the gang members tried to kill me but my brother jumped in front of me and he got stabbed in the chest. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 536785439420866560 soft_btw Haley awoke suddenly to the sound of her aged uncle Scott jamming on the nurse call button & demanding she call the FBI. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 536786740514549760 passionatesketc Just wish those bad feelings of being lonely and the days being so different from before just didn't feel so crummy. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 536827363959394305 mergelemerge This is a true story. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 536952267698470912 passionatesketc "...his people"...."the enemy".... "look at your choice of draconian and barbaric words." #nanowrimoopeners #NanoCoach | |
| 536966707009437696 kodeswitching #NaNoWriMoOpeners "Whoa, check out that butt," said Marlo, pointing at a shadow on the moon. "That damn moon looks like a butt, right?" | |
| 537230578509422593 RMcSexington @asukalangley Nico knew she was sent back in time for this purpose. "Mr. West." she said. "Kanye. You'll miss your flight" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 537290082168762368 passionatesketc "That small opening was very inviting." #NaNoWriMo2014 #nanoshare well I have exactly 678 words left till I reach 50,000! #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 537292154586935296 passionatesketc "Well, fuck. I guess I have to make breakfast. Eggs again? Sure, why not.." #amwriting #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 537292496363995137 passionatesketc ...again, but if I can whip this out in a day. #nanowrimoopeners #NaNoWriMo2014 | |
| 537331966270791680 TomKenniston "Time to get back to work, Johnny. That fuck stick ain't gonna suck itself." said Mr. Wagner as I finished my smoke. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 537371978043113472 passionatesketc Warning the content and topic are very negative polarity. #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 537420560679337984 MikeGianella #NaNoWriMoOpeners RT @pgammo: @pgammo and brought to the meanest streets of Boston by Larry Lucchino and Dr. Charles Steinberg. | |
| 537732295709294593 CrabWhispers Draft: #NaNoWriMoOpeners Why Charles Hendricks' stool contained so much raw power was and would remain unknown. | |
| 538075126978207744 mkilly @gourmetspud #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 538489277664231425 StrikingYak shone bright, bathing the room in a sickly yellow palor. Manflurry swallowed, his mouth empty, his throat dry. #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 538790304866766849 passionatesketc #NaNoWriMoOpeners I've been splendid... bit loopy from cabin fever... got injured at work... 10 day leave #nanoshare FINISH HARD #wrimos | |
| 539160112662069248 BigRedDreck "This"—says a time-traveling Ash, slitting a French knight's throat—"is my Regis Blade. Here's your final answer, asshole" #nanowrimoopeners | |
| 539265444285513728 rgodfrey It was 10:50 on November 30. Seventy minutes to write my novel. Maybe this isn't the time to start using a Dvorak keyboard?#NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 539667676650827776 Nstro_Amgo Detective Blade Hammer grimaced as he drew the spoon to his mouth. This time, the proof really was...in the pudding #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 539899715056590849 JonnyFahrenheit "@justin_fenton: Tavon stumbled when trying to recall the names of the corrections officers he had impregnated" #NaNoWriMoOpeners | |
| 396249853014986754 aklingus It was the best of times. No, scratch that. It was the absolute #1 totes magotes besties of times 4ever. #NaNoWriMoOpeners |
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