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$(document).ready(function(){ | |
if (document.location.pathname.match(/\/notifications$/)) { | |
var array = [ | |
"adventure-cat", | |
"agendacat", | |
"andycat", | |
"baracktocat", | |
"bear-cavalry", | |
"benevocats", | |
"bouncercat", | |
"carlostocat", | |
"chellocat", | |
"cherryontop-o-cat", | |
"class-act", | |
"cloud", | |
"codercat", | |
"collabocats", | |
"constructocat2", | |
"daftpunktocat-guy", | |
"daftpunktocat-thomas", | |
"deckfailcat", | |
"defunktocat", | |
"doctocat-brown", | |
"dodgetocat_v2", | |
"dodgetocat", | |
"dojocat", | |
"droctocat", | |
"droidtocat", | |
"drunktocat", | |
"drupalcat", | |
"dunetocat", | |
"electrocat", | |
"father_timeout", | |
"femalecodertocat", | |
"forktocat", | |
"founding-father", | |
"foundingfather_v2", | |
"front-end-conftocat", | |
"gangnamtocat", | |
"goretocat", | |
"grim-repo", | |
"grinchtocat", | |
"heisencat", | |
"herme-t-crabb", | |
"hipster-partycat", | |
"homercat", | |
"hubot", | |
"inspectocat", | |
"ironcat", | |
"jean-luc-picat", | |
"jenktocat", | |
"kimonotocat", | |
"labtocat", | |
"linktocat", | |
"luchadortocat", | |
"mardigrastocat", | |
"maxtocat", | |
"megacat-2", | |
"megacat", | |
"minertocat", | |
"minion", | |
"momtocat", | |
"monroe", | |
"motherhubbertocat", | |
"mountietocat", | |
"mummytocat", | |
"murakamicat", | |
"notocat", | |
"nyantocat", | |
"octdrey-catburn", | |
"octobiwan", | |
"octocat-de-los-muertos", | |
"octoclark-kentocat", | |
"octofez", | |
"octoliberty", | |
"octonaut", | |
"octotron", | |
"okal-eltocat", | |
"oktobercat", | |
"orderedlistocat", | |
"original", | |
"pacman-ghosts", | |
"plumber", | |
"poptocat_v2", | |
"poptocat", | |
"professortocat_v2", | |
"puppeteer", | |
"pusheencat", | |
"pythocat", | |
"red-polo", | |
"repo", | |
"riddlocat", | |
"robotocat", | |
"saint-nicktocat", | |
"saketocat", | |
"saritocat", | |
"scarletteocat", | |
"scottocat", | |
"setuptocat", | |
"shoptocat", | |
"skitchtocat", | |
"snowoctocat", | |
"socialite", | |
"spectrocat", | |
"spidertocat", | |
"spocktocat", | |
"steroidtocat", | |
"stormtroopocat", | |
"strongbadtocat", | |
"supportcat", | |
"swagtocat", | |
"thanktocat", | |
"topguntocat", | |
"total-eclipse-of-the-octocat", | |
"trekkie", | |
"twenty-percent-cooler-octocat", | |
"visionary", | |
"waldocat", | |
"wilson", | |
"xtocat", | |
"yaktocat" | |
] | |
var map = { | |
'adventure-cat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600016/df65c874-50ce-11e4-853d-c3db708c34a9.png', | |
'agendacat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600017/df666464-50ce-11e4-8734-5fe2d5ccca6d.png', | |
'andycat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600019/df68c434-50ce-11e4-83ab-94651c3ec0ec.jpg', | |
'baracktocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600018/df66c72e-50ce-11e4-91aa-3c9875cc2500.jpg', | |
'bear-cavalry': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600020/df6c1fe4-50ce-11e4-93b2-0d5af3c6db18.png', | |
'benevocats': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600021/df6ffc40-50ce-11e4-9948-01b30af88d77.png', | |
'bouncercat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600023/df74f7cc-50ce-11e4-9cc1-ebcdaa8a5e8d.png', | |
'carlostocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600022/df739094-50ce-11e4-8edd-2b291fe63e2a.gif', | |
'chellocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600024/df7b8ace-50ce-11e4-8002-5b34f42f1287.jpg', | |
'cherryontop-o-cat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600025/df7e408e-50ce-11e4-9386-f1c5a9292cfc.png', | |
'class-act': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600026/df8071c4-50ce-11e4-84b6-e2e6b8df71bf.png', | |
'cloud': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600029/df863348-50ce-11e4-9217-4b654305412e.jpg', | |
'codercat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600027/df80f112-50ce-11e4-83fb-2301cb9dd56a.jpg', | |
'collabocats': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600028/df83d940-50ce-11e4-827b-9596f8730c03.jpg', | |
'constructocat2': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600031/df8bea72-50ce-11e4-9c0b-211869a92bce.jpg', | |
'daftpunktocat-guy': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600030/df8bd186-50ce-11e4-8213-3c278b046f17.gif', | |
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'deckfailcat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600033/df97e9f8-50ce-11e4-88d8-a974b6d4d0f4.png', | |
'defunktocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600034/df97ef3e-50ce-11e4-9816-fb63f8772407.png', | |
'doctocat-brown': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600035/df9aae5e-50ce-11e4-943a-f52676a48f10.jpg', | |
'dodgetocat_v2': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600037/df9cbe24-50ce-11e4-861d-d263912dfe51.png', | |
'dodgetocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600036/df9c1fe6-50ce-11e4-9451-e5bfc9c0f96e.jpg', | |
'dojocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600038/dfa1edf4-50ce-11e4-953b-4190ea300d18.jpg', | |
'droctocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600039/dfa7d160-50ce-11e4-8792-901633c82d15.png', | |
'droidtocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600040/dfa81d5a-50ce-11e4-8343-2d5f5c41aafd.png', | |
'drunktocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600044/dfb62602-50ce-11e4-8d04-f254fe704d8f.jpg', | |
'drupalcat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600042/dfaf032c-50ce-11e4-88f3-dccd1e6b4678.jpg', | |
'dunetocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600041/dfab8332-50ce-11e4-9573-bbd74d3861d4.png', | |
'electrocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600043/dfb652a8-50ce-11e4-9eb4-0f5e53ead486.png', | |
'father_timeout': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600047/dfbbe6dc-50ce-11e4-8fdd-37c66d18855e.jpg', | |
'femalecodertocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600045/dfb900fc-50ce-11e4-90bc-9d3ada924172.png', | |
'forktocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600046/dfb9b4a2-50ce-11e4-8b4e-0d64e4e152f0.jpg', | |
'founding-father': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600048/dfbff704-50ce-11e4-867e-291105fc4138.jpg', | |
'foundingfather_v2': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600050/dfca2ec2-50ce-11e4-9f25-6bab7e0c7a6f.png', | |
'front-end-conftocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600051/dfcd511a-50ce-11e4-9f6c-0784bbe85016.png', | |
'gangnamtocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600049/dfca355c-50ce-11e4-983e-2fc476e58ca5.png', | |
'goretocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600054/dfd09b9a-50ce-11e4-947b-313715b10822.png', | |
'grim-repo': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600052/dfcfe31c-50ce-11e4-963c-efd09f86391f.jpg', | |
'grinchtocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600053/dfd076c4-50ce-11e4-9f8e-6001efc668cd.gif', | |
'heisencat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600055/dfd7a412-50ce-11e4-9408-5955899f3a75.png', | |
'herme-t-crabb': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600056/dfde08f2-50ce-11e4-92e2-83d55c93d166.png', | |
'hipster-partycat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600057/dfe3cf9e-50ce-11e4-9a89-eddd15a11d47.jpg', | |
'homercat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600059/dfe7cc5c-50ce-11e4-848a-a612dbe354d9.png', | |
'hubot': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600058/dfe542fc-50ce-11e4-8480-844e71975d4c.jpg', | |
'inspectocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600060/dfe7d6de-50ce-11e4-853d-78ace962d0c0.jpg', | |
'ironcat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600061/dfe95d92-50ce-11e4-8e66-8c15dec386b7.jpg', | |
'jean-luc-picat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600062/dfeba7a0-50ce-11e4-98a5-3205293d4db8.jpg', | |
'jenktocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600063/dff5742e-50ce-11e4-9444-a9bb7b70c975.jpg', | |
'kimonotocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600067/dffb21e4-50ce-11e4-8454-0cd5f39b855a.png', | |
'labtocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600066/dffa6650-50ce-11e4-99a6-ecfd22ca114b.png', | |
'linktocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600064/dff5898c-50ce-11e4-8c94-2534f77abe9e.jpg', | |
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'octobiwan': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600085/e033a712-50ce-11e4-8ec2-794221852fe4.jpg', | |
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'octofez': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600084/e032a43e-50ce-11e4-9b97-523bae6fb7b7.png', | |
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'octonaut': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600089/e03f7d4e-50ce-11e4-9be8-68a7554f8806.jpg', | |
'octotron': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600092/e043c110-50ce-11e4-9798-e2b6306b8cb2.jpg', | |
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'original': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600093/e044565c-50ce-11e4-99f5-be4adb89a925.png', | |
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'plumber': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600100/e05ac518-50ce-11e4-917a-3a14bcf98e98.jpg', | |
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'poptocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600098/e0578538-50ce-11e4-8577-c0798409f077.png', | |
'professortocat_v2': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600099/e058a8aa-50ce-11e4-809e-acc0f224b7e8.png', | |
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'repo': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600101/e06637b8-50ce-11e4-9a71-7b1325b08af7.png', | |
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'topguntocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600126/e0a9fa8e-50ce-11e4-8bd8-ad28f4091235.png', | |
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'trekkie': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600128/e0b5a690-50ce-11e4-90c4-a388b9e22d06.png', | |
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'visionary': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600131/e0b80a2a-50ce-11e4-943c-b46712c92e22.jpg', | |
'waldocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600132/e0bd1fc4-50ce-11e4-8833-e136aaff637f.png', | |
'wilson': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600130/e0b7cf06-50ce-11e4-9835-08ea695c6137.jpg', | |
'xtocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600133/e0c41d9c-50ce-11e4-9efb-8ab2d7b7352e.jpg', | |
'yaktocat': 'https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/50568/4600134/e0ca51f8-50ce-11e4-95cc-2279d78bceb7.png' | |
}; | |
var canvas = $('.blankslate'), | |
wrapper = $('<div></div>'), | |
title = $('h3', canvas).css('marginTop', '-85px'), | |
name = array[Math.floor(Math.random() * array.length )], | |
url = map[name], | |
octocat = $('<img title="' + name + '" src="' + url + '">').css({ | |
width: '450px', | |
borderRadius: '5px' | |
}); | |
wrapper.css({ | |
boxShadow: 'rgba(0,0,0,0.05) 0px 0px 10px', | |
padding: '25px', | |
background: 'white', | |
borderRadius: '5px', | |
border: '1px solid #e5e5e5', | |
marginBottom: '-75px', | |
marginTop: '50px', | |
minHeight: '500px' | |
}); | |
$('.octicon-inbox', canvas).removeClass('octicon-inbox'); // Get this shit out of here | |
canvas.append(wrapper.append(octocat)); // That's the good stuff | |
} | |
}); |
jish
commented
Oct 10, 2014
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