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Look, if you had one pot, or one opportunity | |
To eat all the spaghetti you ever wanted in one moment | |
Would you capture it or just let it slip through your fork? | |
Yo | |
His palms are penne, knees meat, arms spaghetti | |
Add meatballs to the spaghetti, mom's secret recipe | |
He's nervous, but on the surface mom's spaghetti looks ready for meatballs | |
but he eats all the spaghetti, he can choke down, | |
the whole crowd goes spaghetti | |
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out | |
He's cooking now, everybody's cooking now | |
The clock's run out, dinner is over, bloah! | |
Snap back to spaghetti, spaghetti is gravity | |
OP goes Rabbity, he choked | |
He's so mad, but he won't give up that | |
Spaghetti, no | |
He won't have it , he knows spaghetti looks like little ropes | |
It don't matter, it's dope | |
He knows that, but he's broke | |
He loves spaghetti he knows | |
When he goes back to his mobile kitchen, that's when it's | |
Back to spaghetti again, yo | |
This whole rap's spaghetti | |
He better grab spaghetti fast and hope he don't spill it | |
[Hook:] | |
You better lose yourself in the pasta, lasagna | |
Spaghetti, you better never let it go | |
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to eat | |
This spaghetti only comes once in a lifetime yo | |
(You better) | |
Spaghetti is escaping, through his mouth that is gaping | |
This spaghetti's mine for the taking | |
Make me more, as we move toward a, new spaghetti order | |
A normal meal is boring, but spaghetti's awesome | |
Boil til it's softer, the water grows hotter | |
He blows on it to cool it off a bit faster | |
Coast to coast meals, he's known as spaghetti eater | |
Lonely roads, spaghetti knows | |
He's grown wheat from home, he's no farmer | |
He goes home and barely knows how to boil water | |
But hold your nose 'cause this sauce here has spoiled | |
His hoes don't want him no more, his dinner's foiled | |
They moved on to the next schmoe who cooks | |
He nose dove and sold pasta | |
So the cookbook has told and slams closed | |
I suppose it's old spaghetti but it still tastes awesome | |
Da da dum da dum da da | |
No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti | |
Tear this motherfreaking pot of pasta off the stove | |
I was cooking in the beginning, the dinner's all ready | |
It's been chewed up and spit out and still looks good | |
But I kept cooking and stepped right into the next kitchen | |
Best believe somebody's payin for this spaghetti | |
All the pain inside amplified by spaghetti | |
Cause I can't get by without spaghetti | |
And I can't provide the right type of sauce for this spaghetti | |
Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy spaghetti | |
And it's no movie, there's no Chance of Meatballs, this is my spaghetti | |
And these times are so soft, and my spaghetti's even softer | |
Trying to cook and eat my spaghetti, plus | |
Teeter totter caught up between being a farmer and a pasta cooker | |
Baby mama drama's screaming spaghetti and | |
There's not enough for me to wanna | |
Share with her, another day without spaghetti | |
Has gotten me to the point, I'm starving now | |
I've got to formulate a recipe or end up starved and dead | |
Spaghetti is my only motherfreaking option, lasagna's not | |
Spaghetti, I love you, but this parmesan's got to go | |
I cannot grow old eating my spaghetti cold | |
So here I go it's my dish. | |
Sauce fail me not, this may be the only spaghetti that I got | |
[Hook] | |
You can make any spaghetti you set your mind to, man. |
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