This only prints "-1", and then "It works.". Then nothing else.

wat.js

$.ajax({
    type: 'POST',
    url: $form.prop('action'),
    data: $form.serialize(),
    dataType: 'json',
    success: function(data) {
        console.log('-1');
        console.log('It worked.');
        console.log('0');
        $form.find('textarea').value('');

        console.log('1');
        var $firstBubble = $('.status-block .bubble').first();
        console.log('2');
        var firstUser = $first_bubble.data('user');
        console.log('3');

        // Prepare a new status element. UGH UGH UGH.
        var $status = $firstBubble.clone();
        console.log('4');
        $status.find('.update').html(data.content_html);
        console.log('5');
        $status.find('.post-time').prop('href', '/status/' + data.id);
        console.log('6');
        var $time = $status.find('time');
        console.log('7');
        $time.prop('datetime', data.created).html('');
        console.log('8');
        fixTimezones($time);
        console.log('9');
        $status.find('.comment-count').html('0');
        console.log('10');
        $status.find('.project-name').html(data.project.name);
        console.log('11');
        if (data.project.color) {
            var c = data.project.color;
            $status.find('.project-name').css({
                'background-color': '#' + c,
                color: '#' + c
            });
        }

        console.log('12');
        if (data.user.slug == firstUser) {
            // Sweet.
            console.log('Same user');
            $firstBubble.prepend($status);
        } else {
            console.log('Different user');
            $firstBubble.clone().prependTo($firstBubble.parent());
        }
        console.log('ok, all done');
    },
    error: function(err) {
        console.log('uh oh');
        console.log(err.responseText);
    }
});