Put flip somewhere in your $PATH and chmod a+x it.
Copy fuck into ~/.bashrc.
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Look at some other equally silly/occasionally useful things I've made.
Check out this superior node-based solution by @robotlolita.
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| #!/usr/bin/env perl | |
| # Script by Lars Noodén | |
| use strict; | |
| use warnings; | |
| use utf8; | |
| binmode(STDOUT, ":utf8"); | |
| my %flipTable = ( | |
| "a" => "\x{0250}", | |
| "b" => "q", | |
| "c" => "\x{0254}", | |
| "d" => "p", | |
| "e" => "\x{01DD}", | |
| "f" => "\x{025F}", | |
| "g" => "\x{0183}", | |
| "h" => "\x{0265}", | |
| "i" => "\x{0131}", | |
| "j" => "\x{027E}", | |
| "k" => "\x{029E}", | |
| "l" => "|", | |
| "m" => "\x{026F}", | |
| "n" => "u", | |
| "o" => "o", | |
| "p" => "d", | |
| "q" => "b", | |
| "r" => "\x{0279}", | |
| "s" => "s", | |
| "t" => "\x{0287}", | |
| "u" => "n", | |
| "v" => "\x{028C}", | |
| "w" => "\x{028D}", | |
| "x" => "x", | |
| "y" => "\x{028E}", | |
| "z" => "z", | |
| "A" => "\x{0250}", | |
| "B" => "q", | |
| "C" => "\x{0254}", | |
| "D" => "p", | |
| "E" => "\x{01DD}", | |
| "F" => "\x{025F}", | |
| "G" => "\x{0183}", | |
| "H" => "\x{0265}", | |
| "I" => "\x{0131}", | |
| "J" => "\x{027E}", | |
| "K" => "\x{029E}", | |
| "L" => "|", | |
| "M" => "\x{026F}", | |
| "N" => "u", | |
| "O" => "o", | |
| "P" => "d", | |
| "Q" => "b", | |
| "R" => "\x{0279}", | |
| "S" => "s", | |
| "T" => "\x{0287}", | |
| "U" => "n", | |
| "V" => "\x{028C}", | |
| "W" => "\x{028D}", | |
| "X" => "x", | |
| "Y" => "\x{028E}", | |
| "Z" => "z", | |
| "." => "\x{02D9}", | |
| "[" => "]", | |
| "'" => ",", | |
| "," => "'", | |
| "(" => ")", | |
| "{" => "}", | |
| "?" => "\x{00BF}", | |
| "!" => "\x{00A1}", | |
| "\"" => ",", | |
| "<" => ">", | |
| "_" => "\x{203E}", | |
| ";" => "\x{061B}", | |
| "\x{203F}" => "\x{2040}", | |
| "\x{2045}" => "\x{2046}", | |
| "\x{2234}" => "\x{2235}", | |
| "\r" => "\n", | |
| " " => " " | |
| ); | |
| while ( <> ) { | |
| my $string = reverse( $_ ); | |
| while ($string =~ /(.)/g) { | |
| print $flipTable{$1}; | |
| } | |
| print qq(\n); | |
| } |
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| function fuck() { | |
| killall -9 $2; | |
| if [ $? == 0 ] | |
| then | |
| echo | |
| echo " (╯°□°）╯︵$(echo $2|flip &2>/dev/null)" | |
| echo | |
| fi | |
| } |
Great Stuff!, working like a charm on my Mac, I just added killall -m, so it can use Regular Expressions :D
Thanks Sam, using toilet seems like a smarter way to do it.
And thanks to @namuol too. :)
Toilet works a charm here :)
@samhocevar -- thanks for the tip! But I'm keeping the old perl script since toilet is a somewhat-exotic dependency for OS X users.
Converted the "fuck" function to fish shell at http://danhulton.com/2014/02/rage-quit-support-for-fish-shell/.
Just the function:
function fuck
killall -9 $argv[2]
if test $status = 0
echo
echo " (╯°□°）╯︵" (echo $argv[2]|flip ^/dev/null)
echo
end
end
Here is a variant for oh-my-zsh with autocomplete support for quick rage:
This is awesome.
This is a better version:
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡
guys, remember, do not run this on solaris
Awesome. This is my take, with support for with or without -9
function fuck() {
action=$1
program=$2
case $action in
you )
killall "$program" && (echo ; echo "(ノಠ-ಠ)ノ彡$(echo "$program"|flip)"; echo);;
off )
killall -9 "$program" && (echo ; echo "(ノಠ-ಠ)ノ彡$(echo "$program"|flip) ------ -- -- ╾━╤デ╦︻"; echo);;
esac
}
Brevity edition (for it pains my soul to see a Perl one-liner written in 88 lines):
function flip() {
perl -C3 -Mutf8 -lpe '$_=reverse;y/a-zA-Z.['\'',({?!\"<_;‿⁅∴\r/ɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎzɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎz˙],'\'')}¿¡,>‾؛⁀⁆∵\n/' <<< "$1"
}
function fuck() {
killall -9 "$2" && echo -e "\n (╯°□°）╯︵$(flip "$2")\n"
}
A Perl variation relying on modules (Proc::KillAll and Text::UpsideDown):
#!/usr/bin/env perl
use 5.10.0;
use strict;
use warnings;
use utf8;
use Text::UpsideDown;
use Proc::Killall;
binmode STDOUT, ":utf8";
my @flippant = ( ' (╯°□°）╯︵', ' (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ', ' ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵', ' (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡', );
my %actions = ( you => -9, off => -15 );
my $sig = $actions{ shift @ARGV };
say killall( $sig => $_ )
? ( $flippant[rand @flippant], upside_down($_) )
: qq{ (¬_¬").oO( $_: $! )} for @ARGV;
fuck without bachism and with pkill instead of killall (never use killall on Solaris, it kills everything) :
function fuck() {
pkill -9 $2;
if [ $? = 0 ]
then
echo
echo " (╯°□°）╯︵$(echo $2|flip &2>/dev/null)"
echo
fi
}
My version combining most of the above and some extra stuff.
- bash with perl one-liner
- use pkill if available, killall otherwise
- helpful feedback if no args or no process
- different emoticons for kill -9 / kill -15
- random emoticons
- works with "fuck you", "fuck off" (-9), or just "fuck"
function flip() {
perl -C3 -Mutf8 -lpe '$_=reverse;y/a-zA-Z.['\'',({?!\"<_;‿⁅∴\r/ɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎzɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎz˙],'\'')}¿¡,>‾؛⁀⁆∵\n/' <<< "$1"
}
function fuck() {
CMD="pkill"
which $CMD >/dev/null || CMD="killall"
echo
if [ "$1" == "off" ]; then
shift
FLIP=(' (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡' '(ノಠ-ಠ)ノ彡')
SIG="-9"
else
[ "$1" == "you" ] && shift
FLIP=(' (╯°□°）╯︵' '(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵' '(ﾉಥДಥ)ﾉ︵' ' ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵' ' (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ')
SIG=""
fi
[ -z "$1" ] && { echo "┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) patience young grasshopper"; echo; return; }
F=${FLIP[$RANDOM % ${#FLIP[@]} ]}
if $CMD $SIG "$1"; then
echo "$F$(flip $1)"; echo
else
echo "┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \）"; echo
fi
}
Love your version vidarsk, but as I work with zsh it needs some quotation marks for the string evaluation. So you would get:
function flip() {
perl -C3 -Mutf8 -lpe '$_=reverse;y/a-zA-Z.['\'',({?!\"<_;‿⁅∴\r/ɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎzɐqɔpǝɟƃɥıɾʞ|ɯuodbɹsʇnʌʍxʎz˙],'\'')}¿¡,>‾؛⁀⁆∵\n/' <<< "$1"
}
function fuck() {
CMD="pkill"
which $CMD >/dev/null || CMD="killall"
echo
if [ "$1" "==" "off" ]; then
shift
FLIP=(' (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡' '(ノಠ-ಠ)ノ彡')
SIG="-9"
else
[ "$1" "==" "you" ] && shift
FLIP=(' (╯°□°）╯︵' '(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵' '(ﾉಥДಥ)ﾉ︵' ' ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵' ' (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ')
SIG=""
fi
[ -z "$1" ] && { echo "┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) patience young grasshopper"; echo; return; }
F=${FLIP[$RANDOM % ${#FLIP[@]} ]}
if $CMD $SIG "$1"; then
echo "$F$(flip $1)"; echo
else
echo "┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \）"; echo
fi
}
@jjdekker that flip function doesn't seem to work on Git shell / cygwin / Windows 8.1:
A write-only coded works-for-me Bash function with some colours:
ragequit() {
R=$(tput sgr0)
echo -ne "\n $(tput bold; tput setaf 1)(╯°□°）╯$R ︵ $(tput setaf 3)"
echo $1 | rev | \
sed 's/\([acfhjmr]\)/\xc9\1/g;s/\([ktvwy]\)/\xca\1/g;s/e/\xc7\x9d/g;s/g/\xc6\x83/g;s/i/\xc4\xb1/g' | \
tr 'abcdfhjklmnpqrtuvwy' '\220q\224p\237\245\276\236|\257udb\271\207n\214\215\216'
echo "$R"
pkill $1
}
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Love this. I do a similar thing (though much simpler) on my work laptop (Windows):
[fuck.bat]
@echo off
if [%1]==[] goto usage
set "ExecutableName=%1"
set "Extension=%ExecutableName:~-4%"
echo Ext: %Extension%
if NOT "%Ext%"==".exe" set "ExecutableName=%ExecutableName%.exe"
taskkill /f /im %ExecutableName%
goto :eof
:usage
@echo Error: %ExecutableName% not found.
@echo Usage: %0 ^<ExecutableName^>
exit /B 1