Sorting algorithm in Lacanian algebra transposed to Hoon

beauty-sort.hoon

|=  $:
  objects=(list *) 
  $=  eye-of-the-beholder
      :: im not mormon, but im not going
      :: to ignore that their theology
      :: is trivially proven correct by
      :: any reasonable reading of Lacan.
      $-([* ?(%mormon-god %love %want %gross)])
=/  buckets  
  $:
    :: zar Void & God isht par Buddhismos
    :: et atheizm profunde deisti: .=  ~  ~zod
    $=  Other  ~
    others=(list @p)
    means=(list *)
    obscenity=(list )
  ==
^-  buckets
:: Notice the testicular/phallic appearance of the colhep rune, :-
:: combined with sig, it appears to ejaculate, :-  ~   ~
:: (esoteric significance of the Norse sig rune?)
%+  turn 
  [%mormon-god %love %want %gross]
|=  desire=(%mormon-god %love %want %gross)
%+  skim
  objects
|=(petit-a=* =(desire (eye-of-the-beholder petit-a)))