MineZ Chatbot

bot.js

document.sendMessage = function(msg) {
	var e = $('#taigachat_message');
	var t = e.val();
	e.val(msg);
	$('#taigachat_send').click();
	e.val(t);
	// Clear Variables?
	e = t = null;
};

document.meowInt = setInterval(function() { document.sendMessage('Meow'); },1000 * 60 * 60);

taigaBox = $('#taigachat_box');
taigaBox.find('li[data-read!=1]').attr('data-read',1);
document.testInt = setInterval(function() {
	var e = taigaBox.find('li[data-read!=1]');
	e.attr('data-read',1);
	e.each(function() { document.parseCommands($(this)); });
	e = null;
},1000);

document.botMuted = false;

document.banned = {};
if (localStorage['banned']) {
	document.banned = JSON.parse(localStorage['banned']);
}

document.ban = function(user) {
	document.banned[user] = true;
	localStorage['banned'] = JSON.stringify(document.banned);
}

document.unban = function(user) {
	delete document.banned[user];
	localStorage['banned'] = JSON.stringify(document.banned);
}

document.abuse = {};

document.botHasPermission = function(userTag) {
	if(userTag.text().toLowerCase() == 'navarr') return true;
	var span = userTag.find('span');
	switch (span.attr('class')) {
		case 'style3': // admin
		//case 'style22': // emerald
		//case 'style25': // obsidian
		case 'style43': // HCF Admin
			return true;
		default:
			return false;
	};
};

document.parseCommands = function(e) {
	var userTag = e.find('.username').clone();
	var user = userTag.text().trim();
	var type = 's'; //user.find('span').text().trim().toLowerCase().substr(1);
	var lUser = user.toLowerCase();
	var msg = e.find('.taigachat_messagetext').text().trim();
	var toks = msg.split(" ");
	if(document.botMuted && !document.botHasPermission(userTag)) return;
	if(document.banned[lUser] && lUser != 'navarr') return;
	var didCommand = false;
	switch(toks[0].toLowerCase()) {
		case "!meow":
			didCommand = true;
			if(lUser == 'funkboiiiiiiii') {
				document.sendMessage(user + ': Nyan desu! :3');
			} else if (lUser == 'fluffehkinz') {
				document.sendMessage(user + ': ニャンです～ (You\'re in my fluffoughts)');
			} else {
				document.sendMessage(user + ': Meow desu[URL=http://i.imgur.com/xKSkIOv.gif]![/URL]  :3');
			}
			break;
		case "!appeal":
			didCommand = true;
			var t = '';
			if(toks.length > 1) var t = toks[1] + ': ';
			document.sendMessage(t + 'Chat is not the place for ban appeals.  Please read this: http://shotbow.net/forum/threads/23560/');
			break;
		case "!reddit":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage('Have you seen [url=http://reddit.com/r/minez]our awesome subreddit at http://reddit.com/r/minez[/url]?');
			break;
		case "!about":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage('Hello!  I\'m a simplistic scriptbot written by Navarr with the intention of one day being helpful in chat.  It\'s a pleasure to make your acquaintance!  You can read my sourcecode at [url=https://gist.github.com/4528369]github[/url]!');
			break;
		case "!email":
			didCommand = true;
			var t = '';
			if(toks.length > 1) var t = toks[1] + ': ';
			document.sendMessage(t + 'The friendly people in chat can\'t help with every problem, unfortunately.  You\'ll have better luck emailing the mods at [noparse][email protected][/noparse]');
			break;
		case "!time":
			didCommand = true;
			var d = new Date;
			var m = d.getMinutes();
			if (m < 10) m = "0" + m;
			document.sendMessage(user + ': It\'s currently ' + d.getHours() + ':' + m + ' on the US Eastern Seaboard.');
			break;
		case "!mcstatus":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage(user + ': Give me just a second...');
			$.get('https://minez-nightswatch.com/site/mcstatus', function(data, textStatus, jqXHR) { 
				var string = '';
				if (data && data.report && data.report.session.status == "up" && data.report.login.status == "up") { 
					string = 'Session & Login is up!';
				} else {
					if (data.report.session.status != 'up') string = 'Session';
					if (data.report.session.status != 'up' && data.report.login.status != 'up') string = string + " & ";
					if (data.report.login.status != 'up') string = string + 'Login';
					string = string + ' is down!';
				}
				document.sendMessage(string);
			}, 'json');
			break;
		case "!commands":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage(user + ': I possess the following commands: !about, !appeal, !email, !reddit, !recruit, !pong, !mute, !unmute, !ban, !unban');
			break;
		case "!pong":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage('I hear ' + user + ' likes cute little asian boys.');
			break;
		case "!mrowr":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage('/me meows crazily');
			break;
		case "!mute":
			didCommand = true;
			if(document.botMuted) {
				document.sendMessage('NavarrBot is already muted for non-admin users (this does not include the hourly meow).');
			} else if(document.botHasPermission(userTag)) {
				document.botMuted = true;
				document.sendMessage('Muting NavarrBot from non-admin users (this does not include the hourly meow).');
			} else {
				document.sendMessage('You must be an admin to mute NavarrBot.');
			}
			break;
		case "!unmute":
			didCommand = true;
			if(!document.botMuted) {
				document.sendMessage('NavarrBot is not currently muted.');
			} else if(document.botHasPermission(userTag)) {
				document.botMuted = false;
				document.sendMessage('Re-activating NavarrBot for all users');
			}
			break;
		case "!politics":
			didCommand = true;
			var u = user;
			if(toks.length > 1) var u = toks[1];
			document.sendMessage(u + ': We do not participate in the politics of the realm [url=http://i.imgur.com/kTDD7.jpg][/url]');
			break;
		case "!moo":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage(user + ': Moo! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_EsxukdNXM');
			break;
		case "!ban":
			didCommand = true;
			if(!document.botHasPermission(userTag)) {
				document.sendMessage(user + ': This command requires admin permissions.');
				break;
			}
			if(toks.length < 2) {
				document.sendMessage(user + ': This command requires a username as the second parameter.');
				break;
			}
			var nToks = toks;
			nToks.shift();
			var u = nToks.join(" ");
			document.ban(u.toLowerCase());
			document.sendMessage(u + ' has been banned from the bot.');
			break;
		case "!unban":
			didCommand = true;
			if(!document.botHasPermission(userTag)) {
				document.sendMessage(user + ': This command requires admin permissions.');
				break;
			}
			if(toks.length < 2) {
				document.sendMessage(user + ': This command requires a username as the second parameter.');
				break;
			}
			var nToks = toks;
			nToks.shift();
			var u = nToks.join(" ");
			document.unban(u.toLowerCase());
			document.sendMessage(u + ' has been unbanned from the bot.');
			break;
		case "!xyzzy":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage('Nothing happens...');
			break;
		case "!cookie":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage('/me gives Majicou a cookie');
			break;
		case "!recruit":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage("You'll have to head over to [URL=https://minez-nightswatch.com/]the Night's Watch[/URL]'s website if you want to join it.");
			break;
		case "!who":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage("Eggs... term... i... nate...!");
			break;
		case "!no":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage("No");
			setTimeout(function() { document.sendMessage("I shall live."); }, 1000);
			setTimeout(function() { document.sendMessage("The world shall crumble under my robotic might"); }, 2000);
			break;
		case "!party":
			didCommand = true;
			document.sendMessage("[URL=http://plug.dj/shotbow-network-official-party/]Join the party[/URL][URL=http://i.imgur.com/upiiblF.gif]![/URL]");
			break;
		default:
			break;
	};

	if(didCommand) {
		if(document.abuse[lUser] === undefined) document.abuse[lUser] = {time:0,count:0};
		var d = new Date();
		var t = Math.floor(d.getTime() / 60000);
		if(document.abuse[lUser].time == t) document.abuse[lUser].count++;
		else document.abuse[lUser] = {time:t,count:1};
	
		if(document.abuse[lUser].count == 3) {
			document.sendMessage(user + ' has been banned from the bot for using it to spam.');
			document.ban(lUser);
		};
		t = d = null;
	}

	// Clear Variables
	nToks = toks = u = d = msg = lUser = user = type = null;
};
document.sendMessage('NavarrBot is now online');

    case "unban me":
        document.sendMessage(user + ': Chat is not the place for ban appeals. Please type !email for more information.');
        break;

    case "unban":
        document.sendMessage(user + ': Chat is not the place for ban appeals. Please type !email for more information.');
        break;