Did I program this? Because I am *not* proud of it

REST.php

<?php

class Rest
{
	public $host = null;
	public $verb = null;
	public $path = null;
	public $scheme = 'http';
	public $params = array();
	public $post = array();
	
	public static function init() { return new Rest(); }
	function __construct($copyFrom = null)
	{
		if($copyFrom === null) return;
		
		$this->host = $copyFrom->host;
		$this->verb = $copyFrom->verb;
		$this->path = $copyFrom->path;
		$this->scheme = $copyFrom->scheme;
		$this->params = $copyFrom->params;
		$this->post = $copyFrom->post;
	}
	function __get($var)
	{
		if($this->verb === null)
		{
			$rest = new Rest($this);
			if($rest->host === null) $rest->host = $var;
			else $rest->host = $var . '.' . $rest->host;
		}
		else
		{
			$rest = new Rest($this);
			$rest->path = $this->path . '/' . $var;
		}
		return $rest;
	}
	
	function __call($name,$arguments = null)
	{
		if($this->verb === null)
		{
			$rest = new Rest($this);
			$rest->verb = $name;
			if(isset($arguments[0])) $rest->post = $arguments[0];
			return $rest;
		}
		else
		{
			// Okay, we've called a page.  Now we do the magic.
			$rest = new Rest($this);
			$rest->path = $this->path . '/' . $name;
			if(isset($arguments[0])) $rest->params = $arguments[0];
			return $rest->_getContents();
		}
	}
	
	public function _getContents()
	{
		$ch = curl_init();
		curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_URL, $this->_buildUrl());
		curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION, true);
		curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_CUSTOMREQUEST, strtoupper($this->verb));
		curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, $this->post);
		curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HEADER, false);
		curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true);
		$data = curl_exec($ch);
		curl_close($ch);
		return $data;
	}
	
	public function _buildUrl()
	{
		$url = $this->scheme . '://' . $this->host . $this->path . '?' . http_build_query($this->params);
		return $url;
	}
}

class SecureRest extends Rest
{
	public $scheme = 'https';
	public static function init() { return new SecureRest(); }
}

testrest.php

<?php
	require_once("REST.php");
	
	//$rest = Rest::init()->com->google->www->get()->imghp(array("tab" => "wi"));
	//$rest = Rest::init()->com->google->www->get()->search(array("q" => "meow"));
	//var_dump($rest->_buildUrl());
	//$rest = $rest->com->google->get();
	//$rest->search(array("q" => "moo?"));
	
	Rest::init()->com->twitter->api->post(array("status" => "Some status"))->{'1'}->statuses->{'update.json'}();