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0. Not being able to get Auora, the unicorn
1. Micro-transactions to verify accounts is friction
2. Upgrading to Rails 5
3. House guests staying longer than 4 days

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# How long does it take to execute empty string?

$ time ruby -e' '
real	0m0.346s
user	0m0.063s
sys	0m0.032s

$ time ruby --disable-gems -e' '
real	0m0.016s
user	0m0.009s

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# Pull updates from all git repos below your CWD. single level only
function gupdate() {
    for i in */.git;
        do ( cd "${i/\/.*/}"; git pull --ff-only);
    done 
}

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$ git fetch upstream
$ git checkout omgpull 
$ git rebase -i upstream/master

< choose squash for all of your commits, except the first one >
< Edit the commit message to make sense, and describe all your changes >

$ git push origin omgpull -f

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am ncancelliere on github.
• I am ncancelliere (https://keybase.io/ncancelliere) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 4718 46FF D958 EBD0 955B 7357 954E B9DC 94EB 8EBC

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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git checkout master
git pull origin master
git tag $(ruby -e "puts Time.now.strftime('v%Y%m%d-%H%M')")
git push origin --tags

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module Net
  class HTTP
    alias_method '__initialize__', 'initialize'

    def initialize(*args,&block)
      __initialize__(*args, &block)
    ensure
      @debug_output = $stderr ### if ENV['HTTP_DEBUG']
    end
  end

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# Credit to http://snippets.freerobby.com/post/491644841/remove-merged-branches-in-git for the script on which this is based

current_branch=$(git branch --no-color 2> /dev/null | sed -e '/^[^*]/d' -e 's/* \(.*\)/\1/')
if [ "$current_branch" != "master" ]; then
  echo "WARNING: You are on branch $current_branch, NOT master."
fi
echo "Fetching merged branches..."
git remote prune origin
local_branches=$(git branch --merged | grep -v 'master$' | grep -v "$current_branch$")
if [ -z "$local_branches" ]; then

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_________Chat Transcript_____________
info: Thank you for contacting Time Warner Cable. A representative will be with you shortly.
info: You are now chatting with Raphael.

Raphael: Thank you for your calling Time Warner Cable online sales, home of the best Triple Play Offer, my name is Raphael, what services can I help you get today?
Raphael: Hi!
Nicholas: Hello - I got a question about my bill.
Raphael: What is it please?

Nicholas: On the website it says Ultimate 200 costs $60 bucks a month, but my bill is showing almost $100! Just for internet, that's crazy.

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var scope = "global";
function() {
  console.log(scope);  //  this produces undefined, not "global"
  var scope = "local";
  console.log(scope);  //  this produces "local"
}

// JavaScript doesn't use block scope, so what is actually happening is equal to below
function() {
  var scope;