A short story about a programmer, written in programming.

SarahTheSpaceSpy.js

function StartDayAgain(){

	sarah.wakeUp();

	// What if my life was like a movie? In space?

	sarah.goto("Bathroom");
	sarah.exit(sarah.pajamas);
	sarah.clean(sarah);
	sarah.clean(sarah.teeth);
	sarah.enter(sarah.clothes);

	// I'd jump into my spaceship, and fly off to
	// Astroexplorer Headquarters, reporting for duty.

	sarah.goto("Garage");
	sarah.enter(sarah.car);
	sarah.goto("Monolith Software Corp.");
	sarah.exit(sarah.car);
	sarah.goto("My Cubicle");

	// And I'd be the most popular gal on board.
	// Everyone would love Agent #001, SARAH THE SPACE SPY 

	if(sarah.meets("coworker")){
		sarah.say("Hi.");
	}else{
		sarah.say(null);
	}
	sarah.enter(sarah.cubicle);

	// Yes, Agent #001 uses her hacking skills to break into
	// alien computer networks, steal their secret technology,
	// and help humanity take over the galaxy!

	while(beforeTime("12:30")){
		if(numTasksLeft>0){
			sarah.work();
		}else{
			sarah.pretendToWork();
		}
	}

	// Hold up, gotta refuel my engines.

	sarah.exit(sarah.cubicle);
	food.enter(sarah);
	sarah.enter(sarah.cubicle);

	// And, back to my mission! You think SARAH THE SPACE SPY
	// would simply walk away from a long list of impossible tasks?
	// Ha! I may rest, but I do not give up.
	// AGENT #001 NEVER GIVES UP.

	while(beforeTime("17:00")){
		sarah.pretendToWork();
	}

	// Even though SARAH THE SPACE SPY could take on the whole
	// universe by herself, she's loyal to the human race.
	// She's selfless. Always ready to take one for the team.

	while(beforeTime("17:15")){
		sarah.pretendToWork();
	}

	// Thanks to SARAH, humanity is safe once again. All in a day's work.
	// Now, it's time to fly back to my planetary base station.

	sarah.enter(sarah.car);
	sarah.goto("Home");

	// Fade to black. Roll credits.

	sarah.exit(sarah.car);
	sarah.goto("Living Room");

	// Yeah. That would be a great movie. I'd totally watch it.

	sarah.watch("Classic Sci-fi Shows on Netflix");
	sarah.watch("Space Documentaries on YouTube");
	sarah.watch("funny cat gifs");

	// One day, I'll write up that sci-fi young adult novel.
	// I swear! I made it my New Year's Resolution again this year,
	// because I haven't given up. Agent #001 never gives up.

	sarah.goto("Bathroom");
	sarah.exit(sarah.clothes);
	food.exit(sarah);
	sarah.clean(sarah);
	sarah.clean(sarah.teeth);
	sarah.enter(sarah.pajamas);

	// I'm just too busy... There's no time right now.
	// I just gotta keep on working, keep on moving up,
	// and one day, I'll have all the free time in the world!
	// Then... Then, I can start living my life.

	sarah.goto("Bedroom");
	sarah.sleep();

	// ...one day.

	StartDayAgain();

}

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