conversational-c.c

#include <stdio.h>

#define assuming if
#define otherwise else

int main(int argc, const char * argv[])
{
    int neil, awesome;
    neil = awesome = 1;
    
    assuming (neil == awesome) {
        printf("Derrrrrr!\n");
    }
    otherwise {
        printf("LIES!!!!\n");
    }
    
    return 0;
}