Created
October 21, 2010 13:29
-
-
Save neilkod/638482 to your computer and use it in GitHub Desktop.
output of concordance.py
This file contains hidden or bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
hadoop4:nltk-zoolander nkodner$ ./concordance.py | |
concordance for mugatu..... | |
Building index... | |
Displaying 25 of 25 matches: | |
ar The Malaysian must be eliminated mugatu What No I dont have time for this P | |
t them clawing their faces for more mugatu sucks Support the prime minister Mu | |
tu sucks Support the prime minister mugatu uses slave labor Down with Mugatu Y | |
r Mugatu uses slave labor Down with mugatu You hate to see something like that | |
ul people Theres no denying Jacobim mugatu has used cheap Malaysian workers to | |
ts newsstands tomorrow Excuse me Mr mugatu Mr Mugatu Matilda Jeffries Time mag | |
nds tomorrow Excuse me Mr Mugatu Mr mugatu Matilda Jeffries Time magazine Any | |
loiting cheap Malaysian workers Hey mugatu Screw you and your little dog too L | |
nding out what that is Thank you Mr mugatu Mr Mugatu If I could just have a mo | |
what that is Thank you Mr Mugatu Mr mugatu If I could just have a moment of yo | |
at do you want Im trying to talk to mugatu but hes tougher to get to than the | |
get some background information on mugatu Mugatu If you knew anything you kno | |
me background information on Mugatu mugatu If you knew anything you know Mugat | |
ey you want to hear some great news mugatu wants you for his new campaign Didn | |
me Maury I just retired But this is mugatu Derek Right now this guy is so hot | |
you lady I dont know nothing about mugatu But youve represented every male mo | |
gether these background articles on mugatu you asked for Very thorough Archie | |
ign What do you mean Derek You said mugatu never hires you Well I guess he cha | |
n the male models whove appeared in mugatu campaigns Its pretty weird It seems | |
worn by our countrys early leaders mugatu Slaves Derek Without their free lab | |
this has been going on for so long mugatu Hes just a punk ass errand boy work | |
little background check on your Mr mugatu Youll find he sold his soul to the | |
name check you asked for on Jacobim mugatu Or should I say Jacob Moogberg What | |
here controversial designer Jacobim mugatu has extended the olive branch to Ma | |
ot it at J C Penney On sale Jigs up mugatu Everything theyre saying is true Iv | |
concordance for hot..... | |
Displaying 9 of 9 matches: | |
nees for Male Model of the Year Young hot brash With more covers in his first y | |
ares Its only fashion That Hansels so hot ri ght now I hear a lot of words like | |
y to announce my retire Hansel Hes so hot right now I would like to take this o | |
Mugatu Derek Right now this guy is so hot he can take a crap wrap it in tin foi | |
iky black hair Kill And youre a super hot ninja machine Derek are you in there | |
start to fall I mean Im about to die hot bread Zeke I mean Im about to die Hot | |
Hot bread Zeke I mean Im about to die hot bread Zeke Just falling Ill never for | |
r show He will show Good because Im a hot little potato right now There must be | |
back What Its that damn Hansel Hes so hot ri ght now Popping and locking fool T | |
concordance for good..... | |
Displaying 25 of 31 matches: | |
mber thinking Wow youre ridiculously good looking Maybe you could do that for | |
r a career Do what Be professionally good looking Right What would you say you | |
the legend he now is Hes almost too good looking Hey Paco That would be my ma | |
odeling to me isn t just about being good looking or having a lot of fun and b | |
a lot of fun and being really really good looking The calender was great becau | |
han being really really ridiculously good looking Maybe we should be doing som | |
dels help people They make them feel good about themselves They also show them | |
theres a lot more to life than being good looking And I plan on finding out wh | |
lander Center for Kids Who Cant Read good What about us We built this place to | |
not now Its Maury Tell me something good You may have to start looking for so | |
lander Center for Kids Who Cant Read good What is this A center for ants What | |
xation Come lets get you loosened up good boy Oh Im sorry Matilda what are you | |
aws Theyre silly and outdated In the good old days kids as young as five could | |
minister ofMalaysia bad Martial arts good Kill naughty man Obey my dog On the | |
What is this Where is everyone going good luck Derek Kick Hansels ass Thanks R | |
on I think Katinka wants to kill you good I deserve to die if I cant beat Han | |
our cymbals chimpy Dance Derek dance good point But if this has been going on | |
ever turned on him Derek get a grip good luck to you Derek Ive always been a | |
onna be hiding here Lets show them a good time Right on All right come on over | |
h guys Did they not want to get busy good point Oh Okay You know what Im not g | |
ce Do you guys Whoa easy How about a good afternoon Derek and Hansel Thanks fo | |
e coming from I feel really bad that good looking people like us made you thro | |
e toad face better show He will show good because Im a hot little potato right | |
cool Im really psyched for the show good Just remember relax Two minutes Dere | |
there he is I just want to wish you good luck Dont you mean good bye What are | |
concordance for model..... | |
Displaying 23 of 23 matches: | |
when did you know you wanted to be a model It would have to be the first time I | |
n Awards There he is three time Male model ofthe Year Derek Zoolander Hes like | |
ing Youre going for your fourth Male model of the Year award Are you nervous I | |
ry youve handle every important male model for the last years Dereks chances to | |
you consider me the best actor slash model and not the otherway around His prop | |
reeds Here are the nominees for Male model of the Year Young hot brash With mor | |
rs in his first year than any rookie model ever and an attitude that says Wiho | |
satility The original Greek word for model means misshapen ball of clay and I t | |
in front of a camera Three time Male model ofthe Year And the award goes to Han | |
sels heard of styling gel Hes a male model Earth to Brint I was making a joke E | |
ome on man Come on Derek Zoolander a model idiot Brint Huh Rufus Brint and Meek | |
atu But youve represented every male model in each of his campaigns You must ha | |
to day on the campaign Lets get this model on his way The big show is in eight | |
ight walk off old school rules First model walks second model duplicates then e | |
chool rules First model walks second model duplicates then elaborates Okay boys | |
ehind every hit a card carrying male model Okay thats impossible Oh yeah Listen | |
ime Lee Harvey Oswald was not a male model Youre goddamn right he wasnt But tho | |
J P Prewitt The worlds greatest hand model Once upon a time But things change T | |
u manage to escape Because Im a hand model mama A finger jockey We dont think t | |
You know what its like to be another model in Zoolanders shadow You want to hea | |
al Male catalog made me want to be a model I freakin worship you man Im sorry I | |
o know to learn to be a professional model and a professional human being Our d | |
siness management teacher and former model agent Maury Ballstein The designers | |
concordance for stupid..... | |
Displaying 4 of 4 matches: | |
funerals Or did you think Id be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was How co | |
gel and mousse than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it All I ever w | |
da Honestly Yes I think theyre vain stupid and incredibly self centered I tota | |
s straight You have no evidence Han stupid destroyed everything I got two word | |
concordance for freak..... | |
Displaying 3 of 3 matches: | |
it doesnt mean that we cant die in a freak gasoline fight accident So today lad | |
s have a bad habit of dying young in freak accidents What Wait a second What Oh | |
noon Derek and Hansel Thanks for the freak fest last night Hello Hello Oh hi Ka | |
concordance for coal..... | |
Displaying 2 of 2 matches: | |
You wouldnt last one day down those coal pits Cant you even pretend to be hap | |
ppy to see me Pop Damn it Derek Im a coal miner not a professional television | |
concordance for work..... | |
Displaying 5 of 5 matches: | |
do you want I thought maybe I could work the mines with you guys All the Zool | |
old days kids as young as five could work as they pleased from textile factori | |
day the age old right of children to work is under attack From the Philippines | |
then elaborates Okay boys lets go to work Age before beauty goat cheese Whatev | |
ou want to hear something crazy Your work in the winter International Male cat | |
concordance for derek..... | |
Displaying 25 of 89 matches: | |
gonna find someone that beef headed derek I just have a few more questions if | |
ometimes Can I see that Look without derek Zoolander male modeling wouldnt be w | |
d him He exudes beauty I think about derek every time I design a collection You | |
is three time Male Model ofthe Year derek Zoolander Hes like music Proud owner | |
idering a relationship And thats who derek Zoolander is defending his title aga | |
tell you something Nobody can touch derek Nobody I gotta get inside Im shvitzi | |
found our solution Ballstein No not derek Hes perfect and you know it Now make | |
ith our lives Like helping people Uh derek what people I dont know People who n | |
frappuccino Yeah Come on man Come on derek Zoolander a model idiot Brint Huh Ru | |
itten those terrible things about me derek my editor put that headline on it ok | |
st rewarding experience Ive ever had derek I dont think youre cut out for that | |
y own institute We could call it the derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Cant R | |
ry I just retired But this is Mugatu derek Right now this guy is so hot he can | |
ll it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings derek youre the laughing stock of the enti | |
nd to be happy to see me Pop Damn it derek Im a coal miner not a professional t | |
ntilated down there For Christs sake derek youve been down there one day Talk t | |
stakeJacobim Your mistake indeed Yes derek What Maury said I was willing to do | |
hout much further ado I give you the derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Cant R | |
ey cant even fit inside the building derek its just a small I dont want to hear | |
o you Shame on you how you picked on derek Zoolander in that story Hes a sweet | |
derful city so unique And I want you derek to be the face the image nay the spi | |
e your glorious comeback Sounds cool derek Id like you to meet Katinka Ingabogo | |
is way The big show is in eight days derek Like a caterpillar becomes a butterf | |
g here I was What are you doing here derek I thought you quit the business Have | |
Derelicte campaign What do you mean derek You said Mugatu never hires you Well | |
concordance for hansel..... | |
Displaying 25 of 28 matches: | |
defending his title against tonight hansel Hansel right here All right all rig | |
ng his title against tonight Hansel hansel right here All right all right The | |
these lights Are you worried about hansel Not as much as Im worried about Gre | |
m worried about Gretel Hey put that hansel and Gretel line in your article I w | |
el ofthe Year And the award goes to hansel Thank you Lenny Wow You know a lot | |
o ponder Nice comeback I cant stand hansel I know right Riding in on that scoo | |
cooter like hes so cool And the way hansel combs his hair Or like doesnt Its l | |
s opportunity to announce my retire hansel Hes so hot right now I would like t | |
ay you handled losing that award to hansel and then you sort of laid low for a | |
r dude Whatever Peace God bless Hey hansel Im sorry you didnt get Mugatus Dere | |
ayer Pray to the Great Spirit Do it hansel Why is he sticking his hand in his | |
ticking his hand in his pants Do it hansel Thats what Im talking about Derek y | |
Think okay This is important I hate hansel Hansel Hansel Everywhere I look Han | |
kay This is important I hate Hansel hansel Hansel Everywhere I look Hansel Wer | |
s is important I hate Hansel Hansel hansel Everywhere I look Hansel Were you l | |
sel Hansel Hansel Everywhere I look hansel Were you looking for a rematch Excu | |
you looking for a rematch Excuse me hansel I dont think theres an easy way to | |
hack I was whack So welcome to chez hansel Youre welcome to hide out here as l | |
When suddenly I remember Holy shit hansel havent you been smoking peyote for | |
n been to Mount Vesuvius Cool story hansel Thanks Olaf Dude how dope was last | |
ow about a Good afternoon Derek and hansel Thanks for the freak fest last nigh | |
r not us What are you talking about hansel do you have a cosmetics case Sure I | |
and I like it Wielcome to Derelicte hansel calling Matil We have entry Repeat | |
Did you press that apple thing Wait hansel Lets not lose our cool Then were no | |
kill that Eurasian dude I dont care hansel Ive never been late for a show in m | |
concordance for read..... | |
Displaying 9 of 9 matches: | |
ly foryou not too many people I know read your little Time magazine or whateve | |
rprivileged children to learn how to read Just thinking about it was the most | |
k Zoolander Center for Kids Who Cant read Good What about us We built this pla | |
k Zoolander Center for Kids Who Cant read Good What is this A center for ants | |
ed to teach children to learn how to read if they cant even fit inside the bui | |
ut Der rock From that article that I read it seems like you dont really care t | |
um So I became What Bulimic You can read minds Its when you throw up after ev | |
k Zoolander Center for Kids Who Cant read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other | |
k Zoolander Center for Kids Who Cant read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stu | |
concordance for kill..... | |
Displaying 11 of 11 matches: | |
ll you anything else this guys gonna kill me Got that right How are you doing | |
ter ofMalaysia bad Martial arts good kill naughty man Obey my dog On the runwa | |
s Do as youve been trained to do and kill the Malaysian prime minister Karate | |
blue suit and your spiky black hair kill And youre a super hot ninja machine | |
ts going on I think Katinka wants to kill you Good I deserve to die if I cant | |
ogrammed you But I wont do it I wont kill anybody Its not up to you At the pro | |
it out Derek has been brainwashed to kill the prime minister of Malaysia And A | |
k Der wait If you go theyll make you kill that Eurasian dude I dont care Hanse | |
Do what youve been trained to do and kill the prime minister J ust do it al re | |
ghting Derek Zoolander just tried to kill the prime minister of Malaysia Thats | |
dick He tried to brainwash Derek to kill the Claymation dude Thats a lie Zool |
Sign up for free
to join this conversation on GitHub.
Already have an account?
Sign in to comment