using a corpus of 200 tweets, generate random tweets using markov models

random joel kodner tweets

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@karen_sharp @allisonnazarian By being concerned with nothing but
ourselves, we need not tyranny to trap us. Like involuntary shitting.
RT @EllieM72: Crying doesn't indicate that you're alive Twitter in
America: "FOOOOOOOODDDD!!!" Christian Pedophiles And Conservatives
#CPAC No, in the immediacy of a wink, where I pretend to resist & y
... Anything available at a Chinese buffet, comedian John Pinette
brushes up his "You go now!" routine with an Egyptian accent. RT
@FLGovRickScott: 2 Live Crew's Luther Campbell to run for Miami-Dade
mayor, no longer able to ignore fans' cries of "Heyyyyy, we want ...
Is that slang for "tried

@karen_sharp @allisonnazarian By being concerned with nothing but
shit. @BeahBunnie Who the fuck is @banksismusic? RT @annoyatron:
VALIDATE ME! READ MY BLOG! HEART MY SHIT! LIKE MY POSTS! FAWN OVER MY
PICTURES! SUCK MY HEATHEN MAYPOLE, YOU VULGAR BITCH! No shit? RT
@miaminewsnow: US corn reserves hit lowest level in 15 years
http://dlvr.it/G9HhS @dee_deez I don't know what's worse - the last
Super Bowl. Right, nothing. Shut the fuck is @banksismusic? RT
@annoyatron: VALIDATE ME! READ MY BLOG! HEART MY SHIT! LIKE MY POSTS!
FAWN OVER MY PICTURES! SUCK MY HEATHEN MAYPOLE, YOU VULGAR BITCH! No
shit? RT @miaminewsnow: US

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/ 3wy80v @ santhonythomas http :// twitpic . com / 3wj7k4 @ JeremyLoper Escort killed by a flying cock : http :// twitpic . com / 3xf5g8 @ CarlosMiller Mary . OH : " FREEEEDOOOOOMMMMM !!!" Twitter in America : " You go now !" routine with an Egyptian accent . RT @ darrenrovell : 15 % of tvs on last night ?? Good times ! @ dorizinn @ spikerogan I unfollowed the original and only follow the new one . RT @ andersoncooper : Ignoring evacuation advisories and getting my ass kicked all over Egypt . " Next at 11 ,

It ' s server farm first . @ conanobrienswyf Don ' t even read your tweets .) # kidding @ penelopeGUNZ The feeling is mutual . And a little itchy . @ alienmeatsack Thank you , brother Noompsie . Bought today ' s a difference between @ replies and retweets . @ BeahBunnie Who the fuck up . # unfollowmetweets When 12 strikes , I ' ll have a seat right over there . RT @ ikathyv : Guess who fought with a doorman last night , and by this time tomorrow , that ' s why I # # # #


an Egyptian accent . RT @ Fitzright : I like the Black Eyed Peas are the Wendy ' s like those small - font bumper stickers that read " Watch For Motorcycles ". @ MrWordsWorth Oh ! People thinking I was on the street is that I ' m guessing Rob Base never had a threesome . @ aDiffDesigner That ' s server farm first . @ MelissaDoles AIDS ? @ Ed_Roberts Don ' t be ridiculous . I ' ve ever dealt with ! Waited an hour for my taste . @ 313Nick Supposed to be us ". http :// twitpic


. Ratings for the motherfucking win ! @ dorizinn @ spikerogan I unfollowed the original and only follow the new one . ( I don ' t work on your love life . RT @ GreggSchapy No , no - it ' s like a rickroll from the serenity of the woods so often lately ? I follow way too many business professionals who tweet and retweet nothing but shit . @ ddesjarl Shameless self - promotion : I ' m hemorrhaging money , it may not happen . Too much crap going on . You haven ' t give a fuck