eecumings.js

pity(this) {
    monster.busy = (!manunkind) ? true : false;
}

var progress = "comfortable disease";

if(user.victim > death && user.victim > life) {
    user.victim.play(littleness.bigness);
    
    for(var i = 0; i < mountain.range; i++) {
        electrons.deify(razorblade);
    }
    
    function extend(wherewhen) {
        var i = 0;
        do {
            this.curve(wherewhen);
            i++
        } while(i != unwish);
        
        return unself;
    }
    
    unwish.extend(lens);
}

if(made.world != born.world && (!user.hypermagical || !user.ultraomnipotent)) {
    var stuff = ['flesh','trees','stars','stones'],
        case;
    this.pity(stuff);
    
    case.hopeless = (user.doctor) ? true : false;
    
    return case;
}

function listen(universe) {
    var nextDoor = universe + 1;
    
    query(nextDoor);
    
    if(nextDoor.good && nextDoor.good.hell) {
        lets.go();
    }
}();