itexcuses generator - https://chema.ga/it-excuses-generator/

itexcuses.js

var a = new Array(10);
		var b = new Array(10);
		var c = new Array(10);

		a[0] = "As soon as we fix the flood of resources ";
		a[1] = "As soon as we have the tests ";
		a[2] = "After we refactor the code ";
		a[3] = "When we have the last bug fixed ";
		a[4] = "When the installation problem it's solved ";
		a[5] = "When we figure out why the process is down ";
		a[6] = "As soon as we improve the performance ";
		a[7] = "When we finish restoring ";
		a[8] = "As soon as we install the latest patch ";
		a[9] = "When we finish the implemetation ";

		b[0] = " of the XML interface ";
		b[1] = " from the system queue ";
		b[2] = " of the buffer ";
		b[3] = " from the management requirement ";
		b[4] = " of the abstract classes ";
		b[5] = " of the garbage collector ";
		b[6] = " of the new version ";
		b[7] = " from the cache ";
		b[8] = " from the latest custom version ";
		b[9] = " of the product converter ";

		c[0] = " of the LDAP directory";
		c[1] = " from the JAVA Virtual Machine";
		c[2] = " of the proxy";
		c[3] = " from the cluster administrator";
		c[4] = " from the object broker";
		c[5] = " from the view layout";
		c[6] = " of the certified dispatcher";
		c[7] = " from the data base";
		c[8] = " of the secure server";
		c[9] = " from the transaction accelerator";

		function generateExcuse(){
			var ex1 = random_num = (Math.round((Math.random()*9)));
			var ex2 = random_num = (Math.round((Math.random()*9)));
			var ex3 = random_num = (Math.round((Math.random()*9)));
			return a[ex1] + b[ex2] + c[ex3];
		}

		function displayExcuse(){
			document.getElementById("display_excuse").innerHTML = generateExcuse();
			if(document.getElementById("display_excuse").style.display != "block")
				document.getElementById("display_excuse").style.display = "block";
		}