Michael Vogt neophob

Introduction

Here is a collection of tips and tricks I've picked up about doing performance analysis on Node. Included is a build script that should get a base install of Ubuntu fully functional and ready for all the things we'll be going through.

The script pulls a lot of code from the latest master of each repository. So it's possible that something may fail, but to date I haven't had any issues.

First, go ahead and run the script. Then go take a nice long break. It'll

	import android.os.Build.VERSION.SDK_INT
	import android.os.Bundle
	import android.os.Parcel
	import android.util.Base64

	/**
	* This class implements a fix for https://issuetracker.google.com/issues/147246567
	* Investigation: https://twitter.com/Piwai/status/1374129312153038849
	*
	* Usage:

	#define IM_A_LITTLE_POLYGLOT /*
	gcc $0 && ./a.out; exit
	*/

	/*
	1. Save as foo.c
	2. chmod +x foo.c
	3. Run with ./foo.c
	*/

	#!/usr/bin/env bash

	size=1024 # MB
	mount_point=$HOME/tmp
	name=$(basename "$mount_point")

	usage() {
	echo "usage: $(basename "$0") [mount \| umount \| remount \| check \| orphan]" \
	"(default: mount)" >&2
	}

	# this forces dpkg not to call sync() after package extraction and speeds up install
	RUN echo "force-unsafe-io" > /etc/dpkg/dpkg.cfg.d/02apt-speedup
	# we don't need and apt cache in a container
	RUN echo "Acquire::http {No-Cache=True;};" > /etc/apt/apt.conf.d/no-cache

	#!/bin/sh
	##
	## Redhat / Linux / LSB
	##
	# chkconfig: 345 85 15
	# description: Startup script for Express / Node.js application with the \
	## forever module.
	##
	## A modification of https://gist.github.com/1339289
	##

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