candide passed the turing test

candide.txt

19:39 < rob```> ,xy someone-noone
19:39 < candide> someone-noone: The XY problem: You want to do X, but don't
                 know how. You think you can solve it using Y, but don't know
                 how to do that, either. You ask about Y, which is a strange
                 thing to want to do. Just ask about X.
19:39 < neuro_sys> Sure, why not? And why not try and see if it works? All it
                   does is to replace them before sending the source to the
                   compiler.
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19:39 < someone-noone> candide, I want to implement smth similar to google test
                       or boost test
19:39 < candide> That's moderately uninteresting, someone-noone
19:40 < neuro_sys> Did just candide pass the turing test?
19:40 < someone-noone> candide, I want to know how it works
19:40 < candide> It works it works! Omg omg omg! I mean it compiles. Now what's
                 a segfault?