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IsMetroOnFire Preamble Suggestions
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is_metro_on_fire.md

Everytime @ismetroonfire detects a fire, it puts a "preamble" on the tweet (selected at random)

  • Oh shit.
  • Conflabbit!
  • Just great.
  • Nuts.
  • Once again,
  • This is not a laughing matter, but
  • Shawty fire burning on Metro.
  • I wouldn't ride Metro today.
  • Please be careful,
  • Call in squirtle!
  • Tell all your friends,
  • Reset the counter!

If you have any creative additions, send them my way at @ismetroonfire!

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