Tumblr Splashes

tumblr_splashes.js

//* TITLE tumblr splashes **//
//* VERSION 0.1 **//
//* DESCRIPTION Random splashes! **//
//* DEVELOPER nightpool42 **//
//* DETAILS Replaces the Nike ad with random splashes from minecraft and homestuck **//
//* FRAME false **//
//* BETA false **//

/* (c) 2015 nightpool42
   Code licensed under the GPLv3 
   terms availible from https://www.gnu.org/copyleft/gpl.html */

XKit.extensions.tumblr_splashes = new Object({

	run: function() {
		var s = this;
		$(".takeover-banner-link").click(function(){s.do_splash(); return false;});
		this.do_splash();
	},

	set_interval: function() {
		if(this.n){clearTimeout(this.n)}
		this.n = setTimeout(this.do_splash.bind(this), 8000);
	},

	do_splash: function() {
		var splash = this.random_splash().toLowerCase();
		$(".takeover-banner-link .banner_text").fadeTo(700, 0, function(){
			$(this).text(splash).fadeTo(700,1)});
		this.set_interval();
		
	},

	random_splash: function() {
		return this.splashes[Math.floor(Math.random() * this.splashes.length)];
	},

	splashes: ["As seen on TV!",
"Awesome!",
"100% pure!",
"May contain nuts!",
"Better than Prey!",
"More polygons!",
"Sexy!",
"Limited edition!",
"Flashing letters!",
"Made by Notch!",
"Coming soon!",
"Best in class!",
"When it's finished!",
"Absolutely dragon free!",
"Excitement!",
"More than 500 sold!",
"One of a kind!",
"Heaps of hits on YouTube!",
"Indev!",
"Spiders everywhere!",
"Check it out!",
"Holy cow, man!",
"It's a game!",
"Made in Sweden!",
"Uses LWJGL!",
"Reticulating splines!",
"Minecraft!",
"Yaaay!",
"Singleplayer!",
"Keyboard compatible!",
"Undocumented!",
"Ingots!",
"Exploding creepers!",
"That's not a moon!",
"l33t!",
"Create!",
"Survive!",
"Dungeon!",
"Exclusive!",
"The bee's knees!",
"Down with O.P.P.!",
"Closed source!",
"Classy!",
"Wow!",
"Not on steam!",
"Oh man!",
"Check it out!",
"Awesome community!",
"Pixels!",
"Teetsuuuuoooo!",
"Kaaneeeedaaaa!",
"Now with difficulty!",
"Enhanced!",
"90% bug free!",
"Pretty!",
"12 herbs and spices!",
"Fat free!",
"Absolutely no memes!",
"Free dental!",
"Ask your doctor!",
"Minors welcome!",
"Cloud computing!",
"Legal in Finland!",
"Hard to label!",
"Technically good!",
"Bringing home the bacon!",
"Indie!",
"GOTY!",
"Ceci n'est pas une title screen!",
"Euclidian!",
"Now in 3D!",
"Inspirational!",
"Herregud!",
"Complex cellular automata!",
"Yes, sir!",
"Played by cowboys!",
"OpenGL 1.1!",
"Thousands of colors!",
"Try it!",
"Age of Wonders is better!",
"Try the mushroom stew!",
"Sensational!",
"Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!",
"Play him off, keyboard cat!",
"Guaranteed!",
"Macroscopic!",
"Bring it on!",
"Random splash!",
"Call your mother!",
"Monster infighting!",
"Loved by millions!",
"Ultimate edition!",
"Freaky!",
"You've got a brand new key!",
"Water proof!",
"Uninflammable!",
"Whoa, dude!",
"All inclusive!",
"Tell your friends!",
"NP is not in P!",
"Notch <3 ez!",
"Music by C418!",
"Livestreamed!",
"Haunted!",
"Polynomial!",
"Terrestrial!",
"All is full of love!",
"Full of stars!",
"Scientific!",
"Cooler than Spock!",
"Collaborate and listen!",
"Never dig down!",
"Take frequent breaks!",
"Not linear!",
"Han shot first!",
"Nice to meet you!",
"Buckets of lava!",
"Ride the pig!",
"Larger than Earth!",
"sqrt(-1) love you!",
"Phobos anomaly!",
"Punching wood!",
"Falling off cliffs!",
"0% sugar!",
"150% hyperbole!",
"Synecdoche!",
"Let's danec!",
"Seecret Friday update!",
"Reference implementation!",
"Lewd with two dudes with food!",
"Kiss the sky!",
"20 GOTO 10!",
"Verlet intregration!",
"Peter Griffin!",
"Do not distribute!",
"Cogito ergo sum!",
"4815162342 lines of code!",
"A skeleton popped out!",
"The Work of Notch!",
"The sum of its parts!",
"BTAF used to be good!",
"I miss ADOM!",
"umop-apisdn!",
"OICU812!",
"Bring me Ray Cokes!",
"Finger-licking!",
"Thematic!",
"Pneumatic!",
"Sublime!",
"Octagonal!",
"Une baguette!",
"Gargamel plays it!",
"Rita is the new top dog!",
"SWM forever!",
"Representing Edsbyn!",
"Matt Damon!",
"Superfragilisticexpialidocious!",
"Consummate V's!",
"Cow Tools!",
"Double buffered!",
"Fan fiction!",
"Flaxkikare!",
"Jason! Jason! Jason!",
"Hotter than the sun!",
"Internet enabled!",
"Autonomous!",
"Engage!",
"Fantasy!",
"DRR! DRR! DRR!",
"Kick it root down!",
"Regional resources!",
"Woo, facepunch!",
"Woo, somethingawful!",
"Woo, /v/!",
"Woo, tigsource!",
"Woo, minecraftforum!",
"Woo, worldofminecraft!",
"Woo, reddit!",
"Woo, 2pp!",
"Google anlyticsed!",
"Now supports åäö!",
"Give us Gordon!",
"Tip your waiter!",
"Very fun!",
"12345 is a bad password!",
"Vote for net neutrality!",
"Lives in a pineapple under the sea!",
"MAP11 has two names!",
"Omnipotent!",
"Gasp!",
"...!",
"Bees, bees, bees, bees!",
"Jag känner en bot!",
"This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!",
"Haha, LOL!",
"Hampsterdance!",
"Switches and ores!",
"Menger sponge!",
"idspispopd!",
"Eple (original edit)!",
"So fresh, so clean!",
"Slow acting portals!",
"Try the Nether!",
"Don't look directly at the bugs!",
"Oh, ok, Pigmen!",
"Finally with ladders!",
"Scary!",
"Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!",
"Twittered about!",
"Jump up, jump up, and get down!",
"Joel is neat!",
"A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!",
"Huge tracts of land!",
"Welcome to your Doom!",
"Stay a while, stay forever!",
"Stay a while and listen!",
"Treatment for your rash!",
"\"Noun\" is an autonym!",
"Information wants to be free!",
"\"Almost never\" is an interesting concept!",
"Lots of truthiness!",
"The creeper is a spy!",
"Turing complete!",
"It's groundbreaking!",
"Let our battle's begin!",
"The sky is the limit!",
"Transforming Soffits",
"Reorganizing Keys",
"Formalizing Immersion Joints",
"Justifying Kick Extractors",
"Advising Aggregates",
"Managing Elbows",
"Recasting Connectors",
"Achieving Aluminum Trowels",
"Officiating Disks",
"Exhibiting Absolute Spigots",
"Progressing Coil Hydrants",
"Jerry-building Reflectors",
"Informing Casters",
"Inventing Rubber Hoists",
"Performing Wrenches",
"Judging Chalk Adapters",
"Upgrading Ignition Paths",
"Regrowing Flashing",
"Recommending Ratchets",
"Approving Barriers",
"Sweeping Impact Fillers",
"Sewing Mirrors",
"Detailing Collectors",
"Enforcing Measures",
"Distributing Systems",
"Presenting Plugs",
"Interwinding Registers",
"Piloting Ash Diffusers",
"Gathering Cranks",
"Supplying Eave Pockets",
"Undertaking Scroll Stops",
"Accelerating Straps",
"Designing Fittings",
"Protecting Diamond Boilers",
"Logging Downspouts",
"Correlating Shingles",
"Uniting Mallets",
"Qualifying Electrostatic Lifts",
"Sharing Clamps",
"Obtaining Circular Fluids",
"Ranking Foundation Gauges",
"Sensing Miter Brackets",
"Originating Space Networks",
"Translating Drills",
"Regulating Guards",
"Selecting Gable Padding",
"Utilizing Pellet Dowels",
"Reconciling Artifacts",
"Altering Pulleys",
"Shedding Space Filters",
"Determining Vents",
"Representing Mortar",
"Remaking Flash Rakers",
"Supporting Funnels",
"Typecasting Rotary Chocks",
"Expressing Junctures",
"Resetting Auxiliary Vises",
"Professing Strip Treads",
"Inlaying Matter Trowels",
"Questioning Drivers",
"Forming Edge Fittings",
"Sketching Blanks",
"Overshooting Spark Breakers",
"Rewriting Controls",
"Playing Tunnels",
"Inventorying Buttons",
"Enduring Joist Handles",
"Effecting Ratchet Bibbs",
"Unwinding Couplings",
"Forsaking Vapor Conduits",
"Defining Sockets",
"Calculating Heaters",
"Raising Grids",
"Administering Tiles",
"Measuring Resources",
"Installing Ignition Remotes",
"Extracting Corners",
"Manufacturing Ventilators",
"Delegating Consoles",
"Treating Mounting Stones",
"Enacting Jig Deflectors",
"Intensifying Alleys",
"Improvising Cargo",
"Pinpointing Bobs",
"Prescribing Arc Masonry",
"Structuring Metal Chucks",
"Symbolizing Lathes",
"Activating Plumb Kits",
"Adapting Coatings",
"Fixing Channels",
"Expediting Cordage",
"Planning Compressors",
"Enlisting Hangers",
"Restructuring Keyhole Augers",
"Shearing Ridge Hardware",
"Collecting Reciprocating Bolts",
"Maintaining Corrugated Dimmers",
"Whetting Hole collars",
"Conducting Mandrels",
"Comparing Assets",
"Compiling Sealants",
"Completing Paths",
"Composing Equivocation Wheels",
"Computing Dampers",
"Conceiving Electrostatic Treatment",
"Ordering Cotter Grates",
"Organizing Ties",
"Orienting Ladders",
"Exceeding Materials",
"Targeting Thermocouples",
"Demonstrating Emery Stock",
"Expanding Latch Bases",
"Training Wardrobe Adhesives",
"Overcoming Fasteners",
"Streamlining Storm Anchors",
"Navigating Springs",
"Perfecting Turnbuckles",
"Verifying Gate Pegs",
"Arbitrating Arithmetic Lifts",
"Negotiating Outlets",
"Normalizing Strips",
"Building Surface Foggers",
"Checking Key Torches",
"Knitting Grinders",
"Mowing Planers",
"Offsetting Stencils",
"Acquiring Bulbs",
"Adopting Rivets",
"Observing Avenues",
"Ascertaining Coaxial Grommets",
"Slinging Wing Winches",
"Instituting Circuit Generators",
"Instructing Wicks",
"Integrating Pry Shutters",
"Interpreting Immersion Lumber",
"Clarifying Coils",
"Classifying Wood Bits",
"Closing Cogs",
"Cataloging Matter Strips",
"Charting Holders",
"Conceptualizing Push Terminals",
"Stimulating Supports",
"Overthrowing Shaft Spacers",
"Quick-freezing Connectors",
"Unbinding Ground Hooks",
"Analyzing Eyes",
"Anticipating Gateways",
"Controlling Proposition Rollers",
"Converting Power Angles",
"Coordinating Staples",
"Correcting Benders",
"Counseling Joist Gaskets",
"Recording Gutter Pipes",
"Recruiting Drains",
"Rehabilitating Rafter Tubes",
"Reinforcing Washers",
"Reporting Guard Valves",
"Naming Freize Sprues",
"Nominating Rings",
"Noting Straps",
"Doubling Nailers",
"Drafting Circuit Hoses",
"Dramatizing Flanges",
"Splitting Framing Compounds",
"Refitting Stems",
"Interweaving Patch Unions",
"Sorting Slot Threads",
"Securing Mode Cutters",
"Diverting Catharsis Plates",
"Procuring Load Thresholds",
"Transferring Syllogism Twine",
"Directing Switch Nuts",
"Referring Time Spools",
"Diagnosing Knobs",
"Discovering Locks",
"Dispensing Hinges",
"Displaying Hasps",
"Resending Arc Binders",
"Retreading Grooves",
"Retrofitting Aesthetics Portals",
"Seeking Stocks",
"Shrinking Wormholes",
"Assembling Blocks",
"Assessing Divets",
"Attaining Lug Boxes",
"Auditing Nescience Passages",
"Conserving Strikes",
"Constructing Braces",
"Contracting Saw Catches",
"Serving Instantiation Irons",
"Recognizing Fluxes",
"Consolidating Fuse Calipers",
"Mapping Shims",
"Reviewing Chop Groovers",
"Scheduling Lag Drives",
"Simplifying Hoists",
"Engineering Levels",
"Enhancing Tack Hollows",
"Establishing Finishing Blocks",
"Estimating Adhesives",
"Evaluating Mortar",
"Examining Auto Turnbuckles",
"Processing Foggers",
"Servicing Avenues",
"Transcribing Existence Rivets",
"Revising Consoles",
"Separating Absolute Stencils",
"Budgeting Sheet Grommets",
"Preparing Kits",
"Realigning Cartesian Mandrels",
"Painting Fasteners",
"Filing Grout Hangers",
"Finalizing Atma Augers",
"Formulating Couplings",
"Identifying Sillcocks",
"Imagining Materials",
"Inducing Shutters",
"Influencing Wheels",
"Licensing Chocks",
"Lifting Extrinsic Mallets",
"Overdrawing Ratchets",
"Overlaying Ventilators",
"Overriding Cardinal Soffits",
"Specifying Element Aggregates",
"Systemizing Divets",
"Shaping Pockets",
"Publicizing Aether Remotes",
"Governing Archetype Dimmers",
"Monitoring Assets",
"Launching Manifestation Systems"]

});