nigga

nigga.d

module nigga;

import std.algorithm : reduce;
import std.conv : to;
import std.process : browse;
import std.stdio : write, writeln, readln;
import std.string : toLower, capitalize, toUpper;

void main() {
    "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU".browse;

    "Yeah, mother fucker".__,
    "Sup"._,_,nigga,__,
    "Gangsta Rap"._,_,nigga,__,
    Nigga,__,
    7.Nigga,"im %100"._,_,nigga,__,
    7.Nigga,"im %200"._,_,nigga,__,
    __,
    7.Nigga,"why do police hate"._,_,nigga,"s?".__,
    7.Nigga,"they hate us cause our dicks is bigga".__,
    7.Nigga,"why you call yourself a"._,_,nigga,"?".__,
    7.Nigga,"cause im a mother fucking"._,_,nigga,"!".__,
    7.Nigga,"why you drink so much beer?".__,
    7.Nigga,"I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor".__,
    __,
    "Cause I'm a"._,_,nigga,"!".__,
    "I'm a motherfuckin'"._,_,nigga,_,"man, I ain't all that African-American shit".__,
    "Fuck that I'm a"._,_,nigga,_,"I ain't mixed I'm a"._,_,nigga,__,
    NIGGA,","._,_,nigga,","._,_,"you already know".__,
    __,
    7.Nigga,"why you eat so much chicken?".__,
    7.Nigga,"why won't you make it in my kitchen?".__,
    7.Nigga,"why you call them hoes bitches?".__,
    7.Nigga,"cause them hoes is bitches!".__,
    7.Nigga,"why you stay in the hood?".__,
    7.Nigga,"cause I dont like livin by peckerwoods".__,
    7.Nigga,"why you aint got no job?".__,
    7.Nigga,"seven dollars all wont feed me dog".__,
    7.Nigga,"why yo pants gotta sag?".__,
    7.Nigga,"cause hand-me-downs downs is all a"._,_,nigga,_,"has!".__,
    7.Nigga,"why you scared to go to court?".__,
    __,
    "Shit, cause the judge look just like that put our ass on the boat and made me a "._,nigga,__,
    __,
    "Mama Rag".isA!nigga,__,
    "Durag".isA!nigga,__,
    "Ballstics".isA!nigga,__,
    "And I'm Uretha's"._,_,nigga,__,
    nigga,"!".__;

    readln;
}

//change the magical word and see what happens
enum string Word = "nigga";

void _(string text = " ") {
    text.write;
}

void __(string text = " ") {
    text.writeln;
}

void nigga(alias f = toLower, string sep = "")(int n = 1) {
    if(n == 1) {
        _(reduce!((a,c)=>a~c.to!string~sep)("", f(Word)[0..$-1])~f(Word)[$-1..$]);
    } else {
        foreach(i; 0..n-1)
            nigga!(f, sep),_;
        nigga!(f, sep),", "._;
    }
}

alias nigga!(capitalize) Nigga;
alias nigga!(toUpper, "-") NIGGA;

void isA(alias what)(string who) {
    who._,_,"is a"._,_,what;
}