Memes galore

gistfile1.txt

#!/bin/bash

memes=( ohyeah.jpg orly.jpg seal.jpg snoopdog.gif testing.jpg haters.gif doh.jpg stop.jpg youcandoit.jpg woohoo.jpg boom.gif tumbleweeds.gif kangaroo.gif jumpcat.gif )

function copyMeme() {
  inMeme="$1"
  for meme in "${memes[@]}" ; do
    printf -v memeName "%s" "$(printf "%s" "$meme" | cut -d '.' -f 1)"
    if [ "$memeName" = "$inMeme" ] ; then
      printf "http://static.nikreiman.com/meme_${meme}" | pbcopy
      printf "URL copied to clipboard\n"
      return 0
    fi
  done

  printf "Error: meme '%s' not found. Run with no arguments to see all memes.\n" "$inMeme"
}

function printUsage() {
  printf "Usage: %s [meme name] [longcat]\n" "$0"
  printf "Use 'longcat' (with an optional numeric argument) to make a longcat scroller\n"
  printf "Or copy a meme URL to clipboard, where meme is one of:\n"
  for meme in "${memes[@]}" ; do
    printf "  %s\n" "$(printf "%s" "$meme" | cut -d '.' -f 1)"
  done
}

if [ -z "$1" ] ; then
  printf "Possible memes:\n"
  printUsage
elif [ "$1" = "longcat" ] ; then
  numLines=30
  if [ -z "$2" ] ; then
    numLines=$2
  fi
  echo "
       /\___/\      ._________________.
      /       \     |                  \\
     |  G    G |    / Longcat is long! |
     \____@____|   /__________________./
      _________
      \   _|_ /
      /       \______ 
     / _______ ___   \ 
     |_____   \   \__/ 
      |    \__/" 

  for x in $(gseq 1 $2) ; do
    echo "      |       | "
  done

echo "      |   .   | 
      |   _   | 
      |  | |  | 
       \"\"   \"\""

else
  copyMeme $1
fi