static method usage

thing.php

public class Butt{
  private $string = '';
  
  public static function ha($some_string)
  {
    $instance = new self($some_string);
    return $instance->addHa();
  }
  
  public function __construct($some_string)
  {
    $this->string = $some_string;
  }
  
  public function addHa()
  {
    return $this->string . 'HA';
  }
}

# I could use this two ways

(new Butt('funny '))->addHa();
# or
(Butt::ha('funny '));
# if I always end up calling ha then this is a bit shorter. Its trivial but fun