gistfile1.txt

<?php
$question = 'Why isn\'t anybody asking questions!?';
$causes = array('it\'s late', 'we talk too much and scare them', 'somebody just asked one', '42');

if ($this->destination == 'Jmz') {
    echo 'A mystic error occurred! Please try-again!'."\n";
    exit();
}

$n = rand(0, count($causes)-1);
echo $question."\n".'Because '.$causes[$n]."\n";
?>